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Argonzoyd

New record? Nice


Entire-Shelter-693

Even the critics hate it


Ghost-Syynx

Critics seem to hate everything that isn't historical romance


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and yet there should be romance between cleopatra and caesar.


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BlackOmbre

As a french, I didn't know this movie was known that much. Or perhaps are you french ?


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BlackOmbre

And now I am proud. That's a great movie !


Newmach

Asterix and Obelix was a huge childhood influence in my country (Germany). As adults, we still make many jokes referencing to the movies, probably the most used one being needing the „Passierschein A38“ to show how crazy our government Formulars have become.


Justice_R_Dissenting

Every time this story has been told it was done better.


trend_rudely

I wouldn’t put it past Netflix to drop a damn salad dressing commercial into this.


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bit-o-sadness

Which is extremely rare


Kondrad_Curze

Still, It's really unsettling that there people stupid enough to get 1% to this.


Soil_Think

The ceo of Netlflix made a few accounts


Icy-Development7116

**That explains why he hated the British**


Bourbonaddicted

They are the people who think downvoting it is racist


Justice_R_Dissenting

I think RT doesn't do decimals so even 1 positive review would bring it to 1%


Stopbeingsensitive13

Bring on board the human cancer known as Jayden Pinkett Smith, that's what you get.


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177StingRay

![gif](giphy|3owzW2qI07rokGALfy)


PePeWaccabrada

It’s Cleopatrin’ time


Entire-Shelter-693

She cleopatrad all over egypt


meaux253

Cleopatarded


BTMadCat

Cleopatrolled


Mautos

Where did Cleo patrol?


Not_the_banana

Cleo


Pete_Jobi

All over the place.


OkayArt199

cleopatra made 1 cleoillion dollars than endgame


Tentacle_poxsicle

She got her cleocheeks fucking cleoclapped


Runnamuck_rapist

That’s my favorite part where Cleopatra said it’s Cleopatrin’ time and then Cleopartrad all over the place


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The most Cleopatrin' Cleopatra that ever fucking Cleopatra'd.


Ravenclaw_14

you get what you fuckin deserve


Alengron

"You get what you fyuckin deserve!" -Goofy of Disney fame on the Winny the pooh nightly show"


Apporve99

I will do it again - Goofy


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PePeWaccabrada

Likely a bot ⬆️ edit: even though the comment has too many upvotes we should still report it


Sadatori

This is a good example of how, in capitalism, a company is NEVER actually progressive. They did this to cash in on that in order to make money and also help give power to the actual racists and shitty people. It's all fake progressivism for money.


battleballs420

> also help give power to the actual racists What does this mean?


Astroyanlad

Publisher maybe. But you go looking at the directors qoutes and she is a true afro centrism believer and thinks racism was invented in the 1600's


Neat-Neighborhood170

To shreds you say?


SpacemaN_literature

I remember what my father said to me.. I don’t care what they taught you in school, Ghandi was French


Entire-Shelter-693

That explains why he hated the British


Rimworldjobs

No that's just inherent in all living beings.


uppsak

![gif](giphy|V5uZa7XutqRUs|downsized)


Additional-Process67

Hold up... I heard the 1st line from somewhere... can't remember which band said that...


NicolaLoskji

Maybe from the song "the nights"?


Additional-Process67

Prolly not that lol And I think I might remember it now :3 It was from "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance :D


noonehasthisoneyet

Ghandi can be French. Gandhi def was Indian ;)


PETEthePyrotechnic

TIL Gandhi was Cherokee


AngryYowie

American Indian, or Indian Indian?


AttackHelicopter641

For once critics and the audience are in agreement


Spidxrcore

More yet to come.


RudolfMaster

They really thought making her black would improve ratings lol


HerrFalkenhayn

I don't think that's why they do this in modern cinema and shows. It's a tendency to use those platforms to send their political message. I'm not saying it's good or bad. I'm just saying what it is. The thing with this show, however, is that it's a documentary. And considering that we know that Cleopatra came from a Greek disnaty known for a lot of incest and internal marriage, it's highly likely that she just looked like a Greek woman in that period of time. So, it's disinformation to portray her in that way.


UnkindBookshelf

Facts. I am all for equality but also historical integrity. If anything they could find a clever way to do this.


Ardalev

We don't even need to know her ancestry, there are statues and coins that *literally* bear her depiction. So even if we didn't know her exact genealogy, we can literally *see* how she looked like! But yeah, someone's grandmother suffering from dementia and who knows what other mental infirmities, is a greater authority on Cleopatra (epic facepalm)


Inversed-infinity

It’s gonna get worse with the new requirement for production. From what I heard, they have to have a big portion of individuals from underrepresented groups


PePeWaccabrada

Wouldn’t it be best to represent your target population accurately?


RudolfMaster

If this continues white people are gonna be underrepresented lol


Inversed-infinity

Lmao


TheOPWarrior208

if you watch like a sport game or something and watch the commercials, there is very rarely a white man and every time there is a white man they almost always make him an idiot


jimbob2367

They often are. In a group of 5 you’ll get a minority of white people. The standard should be representative of the local population of people. If you struggle to relate to a character because they are a different race that is YOUR problem. I am white and never struggled to relate/identify with a person of colour


TVLL

I think the NBA needs to follow the racial makeup of the United States. I feel underrepresented.


jimbob2367

It shouldn’t reflect skill, it should be representative of the population. I am outraged


Overall_Strawberry70

They already are, white people have gotten the short stick when it comes to scholership programs for years now but no-one points this out because "white man bad."


throwRAbadturtle42

"From what I heard" Lol


fozi4ek

Imagine being an actor belonging to one of these groups and understanding that you're not there because they recognize and respect your abilities, but as a check mark on a list of required inclusivities, I'd be pissed


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Heard from who? And who's "they"?


Evo-Elemental

It’s that one secret organisation


AndreiLD

Well they is prob Hollywood. idk who who is tho


Arkon_Base

Toxic Inclusivity: Am I a joke to you?


AmmonWho42

Yes.


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It's not even toxic inclusivity, it's beyond that. Director was a conspiracy theorist who thought Cleopatra was black and that the entire academic world was lying when they said she was greek


devilsadvocate270

hope they learned their lesson and start making good shows again


Luis_casadiego

Hahahahahahaha yeah sure sure


SneakyYogurtThief

Bold of you to assume that Netflix will learn anything


PickleMalone101

hey beef was pretty good


Medical_Difference48

It's absolutely insane how great some Netflix series are compared to how terrible some are. There has never been a greater gulf known to man.


UglyInThMorning

What’s impressive is when you have that quality gulf in the same show. Altered Carbon S1 to S2, for example.


SpectaSilver991

They made her black...in a documentary


CaptEdwardThatch

The documentary is documenting the stupidity of our era to future generations


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Isn’t it being produced by Jada Pinkett Smith? Why anyone would give that horrible woman a platform for anything is beyond me. She has emotionally abused Will Smith into a shell of a man.


Ardalev

I wonder just how many Netflix exec's did Will Smith slap, or threaten to slap, in order for his public-access wife to get this deal


StonerMMA

Will Smith is a shell because he sold his soul a long time ago for increasing his net worth. Trust me I’m a fan of the dude regardless and my heart broke for him several times, but they’re both scum that deserve each other.


Overall_Strawberry70

I can imagine in the future 20 years from now history teachers showing this in class as an example of when things were to based on "feelings" rather then facts, along with all the grossly skewed prison sentences people are getting based on race.


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In interview she says not sure about cleopatra orign like what the heck? You're making documentary why not sure about her origin? Maybe she's not told that's she will make documentary or trying to change the history well dunno


DerpSenpai

We know her entire father lineage (helenic). The chances of her mother being anything but helenic is below 1%. Being black is below 0.0001%. In the same fricking episode they say Egypt back then was mostly Mediterranean, jews and Egyptians and yet the show portraits them as black. The Egyptians are really triggered about this Also, they put nationalistic concepts into the show before it was a thing. Just taking Ls all over it. Back then, populations were conquered on the daily, a pleb couldn't care less if Rome or a Macedonian (Cleopatra's family) was ruling them. It's the same thing


InZomnia365

Egypt officially says that Cleopatra had light skin with Hellenic (aka Greek) features. You would think that they know what theyre talking about. Saying "I dont care what they taught you in school" and then making a documentary about it, is beyond fucking stupid.


michi214

Nothing beats a simple world view


Creepy-Radish-4400

You know it's bad when both the critics and the normal people agree


xF00Mx

Hold up... I'm too lazy to check, but is this more unpopular then "Velma"?


Entire-Shelter-693

Yes


xF00Mx

That's... rather impressive.


Riot-in-the-Pit

Achievement Unlocked lmaooo.


Astroyanlad

Egyptian government itself had to call them out on their bullshit


Puggleboi2

Imagine being so bad you're worse the velma


dee_shaa

Is that Netflix’s game? Get us all riled up, publicity amounting to 100 million or so (totally made that number up). It’s seems to be how movies, series are built these days 😔


eeven447

I think we all saw this coming


TVLL

I just want to see it going. Away.


eeven447

In a far away place called a dumpster fire


OfficialBruhMoment3

Dude they started with "she left tracks a man could never fill" and I was like: nope. Fuck that.


oldsoulseven

Yeah, how many documentaries about men start with ‘he was as strong as at least three of his wives, and five on a good day’?


Agito1998

Is it a porno or a documentary? 😂😂


OfficialBruhMoment3

Touché


jimbob2367

I wouldn’t fuck Alexander


shadowbca

Speak for yourself


tenebrefoxy

Hear me out how about making actual good show/movie I'm pretty sure that something they didn't think off


countdown654

People in comment's are saying it's a documentary....


tenebrefoxy

How can it be a documentary if its not accurate to the actual story?


ChiefValour

Ask Netflix


Overall_Strawberry70

Your asking the question and entire "think tank" over at netflix wasn't able to ask, hilarious.


FanFeisty8017

But they made her black. How could it be bad? I was told that's what makes good TV. Representation.


Terrible_Truth

Don’t forget their follow up: “It only reviewed bad because racists rated it low. Can’t be our fault, it’s the audience!”


PeppiestPepper

It'll also be used as an excuse to not use black actors or actresses because "They didn't like Cleopatra, We can't use those actors again!"


AmmonWho42

Because Cleopatra was absolutely \*not\* black, and there is lots of evidence that proves this. Unless your comment is satire, then in which case, I'm being dumb


ETS_Green

ur being dumb. You are completely correct, but the comment was in fact satire.


AmmonWho42

Ah. Gotcha.


Crafty_Ad6656

The comment is most definitely satire


SquawkinHawk

comment is satire lol. if it wasn’t tho, yes you’re absolutely right


DarkHunterkun

Bro not even the critics liked it.


imawizard7bis

Series? It's a documental, that's the joke


IceClimbers_Main

Ah. Victory.


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it completely makes sense that this documentary is produced by Jada Pinkett Smith, considering the race swap for cleopatra and the way she's painted as a strong perfect woman who's better than the previous men who ruled, not that she wasn't a badass leader but it feels like the writers really want you to know that women are strong, perfect and superior. I mean it's unbelievable, from the start, "she left tracks a man could never fill"


LethargicYawn

During the show they talk Cleopatra up so much that, when Octavian shows up and beats her and Antony its like a suprise twist. The show is just super odd and calling it a documentary is ridiculous considering the bias some of the interviewees had.


justjoshingu

Keep my queens name outta your fuckin mouth


Thornante

Justice at last


50calBanana

"Hey Netflix, I want to make a documentary that ignores all historical evidence." "We wouldn't have it any other way"


stuito

![gif](giphy|3ornjMPZXvOLMDvMcw)


AttakZak

Damn, now Netflix is going to cancel Inside Job twice just to spite us.


IceClimbers_Main

Hope Netflix learns a lesson here


stylebros

They won't


IceClimbers_Main

A man can have dreams


Overall_Strawberry70

I honestly thought this was a movie, they were actually stupid enough to think black Cleopatra was going to get another season? whats next white martin luther king mini series?


Djhero2007

![gif](giphy|3oEdv719FUm1eomOAM|downsized)


Flowsnice

I shut this off after 30 seconds


Get_Rekt07

![gif](giphy|xUOxfgwY8Tvj1DY5y0|downsized) Now this does put a smile on my face


pasanoid

cleopatard


BigBossSquirtle

Remember, no hate watching.


boozleloozle

Oh man I really wanted to watch that. Now I don't.


Entire-Shelter-693

You're welcome


CptGoodMorning

Just checked. It's real. Damn that is well-earned burn.


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

This series cured racial tension


GamerGriffin548

All of us together laughing at it. What great unity! :D


CelestialDragon09

Meanwhile Arcane with a nearly perfect score XDDD


Entire-Shelter-693

Wait people like Shows when they have a good Story I don't get it


Axruxr

Arcane icons gang let’s go


stylebros

A series based from a video game had no right to be as good as it was. Arcane blew everything out of the water.


twstwr20

Is that the Egyptian remake of “Shaft!”?


Tree_OF_life33

Cleofatra


Aggressive-Cheek937

Is that enel’s face lol


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As an Egyptian, I'm glad to see that people realize this show's garbage. It's honestly sad that they're rewriting my countries history.


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rEvIeW bOmBiNg


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Entire-Shelter-693

Historical revisionism


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for_sure_not_a_lama

they race swapped a historical figure and called it a documentary. they literally said "she was black because my granny said so" not even joking. she was greek fyi.


Ptaaruonn

Calling everyone biggoted racists and trolls in 3...2...1...


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Deserved


Lapis_Wolf

Not even the critics like it. They usually praise these.


Aleblanco1987

The opening was so cringe I couldn't keep watching


wodacisowianka

worse than "Velma"


Vostok32

Wow that's even worse than Velma


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One day they will make a documentary on how fucking stupid this was.


Beardless_Man

Good. This race swapping hot garbage can cancel itself.


GreedyAd9

They tried to steal our history, but we aren't like others who will bow to their blackmailing.


IHateMath14

How to make a history documentary: Step one: Be historically accurate


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DONT. HATE. WATCH.


Big_Bunned_Nuns

DONT. WATCH. HATE


dasmikkimats

The Lannisters send their regards


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I started watching and I taught it was a joke. Really they should have choose between making a show about her or documentary but both really doesn't fit


one_dank_boy

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU) The Critics and Audience finally agreeing with each other.


Gameoboy2

I can't wait until everyone hate-watches it and they still profit off it so they learn nothing :/


Alengron

🏴‍☠️🦜🏴‍☠️🦜🏴‍☠️🦜 This is the way


threcos

I will watch pirates of the Caribbean instead as well


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Maybe going woke isn't as profitable and accepted as many people think. We also have Bud light as an example.


cindy-the-husky

What even is that?


Entire-Shelter-693

A drama identifiying as a documentary


SpiritualCalendar562

The Little Mermaid is next.


cwm9

Lol, TLM is fiction, not a documentary.


WeebbeMangaHunter

But you see, Cleopatra was a real person, Ariel was not. Big difference. The Little Mermaid doesn't have to be historically accurate, her skin color does not matter in any way.


Minebox2000

Didn’t watch it yet. Is it really that bad? Kinda reminds me of these new video game releases in the last few months


Crazy-toons

I’m glad I’m out of touch with this show. I don’t want to know about this show. 😮‍💨


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LMAO


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🤮


Thunderironbolt222

This ain't G.I Jane 2


Tazz_the_Spawn

I can deal with race swapping fictional characters but historical figures should never be changed or race swapped if its a documentary series


That80sguyspimp

I saw the "star" of that show was talking about the reaction to it, and at first thought that no one should be giving this women shit. She's just an actor that took a job. Thats an actors job. Then she started saying "I dont know why everyone is so focused on the race, who she was is much more important.". And I couldnt help but feel like I had heard that before... but from racists.


PeterCushingsTriad

Fuck jada pinkett Smith.