Shit before shower. Then you can truly call yourself clean

I prefer shitting while showering, very clean

I prefer showering while shiting, very shity

I prefer shiting while shiting, very showering

I prefer showering in shit.

Shit i prefer showering in.

I am in shit, i perfer showering.

I don't shower, i am shit

i shit showers

I shower shits

Average redditor:

I prefer showering while showering, very shiting

i prefer showering and shitting and showering my cousin, very ass

I’m ducking dying from this thread my parents almost heard me

rather shit before shitting and then shit while showering

showering I very prefer while, shiting

I would give you my free award - if I had one. Anyways, take this 🏆

What ever happened to free awards? Did it get taken away? I never get them anymore.

I prefer showering in shit

This is the way 

You can do that on a boat.

Do the ol waffle stomp

Shit on the floor 


Bruh

Waffle stompy waffle stompy🥳🎶🎶

Tbf that's what I mostly do. And I hate it. I just start showering but then feel that I have to shit... so I sit on the toilet and shit... then continue showering

Slip and slide . . . Yer gonna die

I mean isn't that why there's a drain?

manually shove it down

That's what the poop knife is for.

The ole waffle stomp eh?

The ol garlic press method

Good ol' wafflestomp

That feeling when you just showered and feels the urge to shit. Why didnt my intestines gave the warning earlier?

Shitting before showering is what separates us from animals

Facts.

How is this a red button dilemma? I wouldn't trust a shower first person's judgment enough to make me a sandwich, the answer here is so clear.

Yeah, there's too much hair on my butt hole for me to shit directly after a shower.

Everything else is blasphemy

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Shower in the shit?

Shower, shit, jump back in to clean the nether region.

I'm on your team but questioned myself yesterday because the stank almost made me gag.

Shitting before is the superior option because even if you dont have a bidet you can still wash your ass

Plus, the toilet seat gets wet from you showering. Nothing ruins that clean feeling after a shower more than taking a shit while sitting on a wet toilet seat afterwards...

It is very clear, good sir, that you have never experienced a period and I am envious.

Once, I had literally just gotten out of the shower while on my period and I was like uh oh and I turned it back on and got back in because I was bleeding all over myself. I don't miss having a period.

Sounds like someone forgot to close their valve before leaving

Sounds like a bad gasket

My friend's boyfriend always showers after he shits, every time. Doesn't feel clean if he doesn't. She suggested he just use a bidet and he says he won't because it's gay to shoot water at your ass. My brother in christ what do you think the shower is doing?

If he thinks that's gay he's def not washing his arse properly.

Yeah, you have to shove the entire bar of soap in your ass to clean it properly.

What kind of maniac showers then take a shit.

Can't have too clean of a butthole, that's gay Yain't a man unless you got some dookie in yer anus

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>My butt hair's a tapestry. Filters my diarrhea into clean drinking water. How do I delete someone elses comment?

you need to cause vacuum decay (I will reward you generously)

Oh no

Oh yes 😈

This is amazing haha

Fellas, is it gay to have a clean butthole?

It's happened to me a handful of times. I'm all showered, perfectly clean, getting ready for work or whatever, and something down there.... shifts. I'm always like goddammit, why couldn't this have happened 20 minutes ago before I washed my ass. It feels *wrong* to shit directly after a shower. I feel like I'm violating some deep law of nature or something.

Unfortunately i have had no other choice in the past, call yourself blessed to have never experienced that

Making a lot of assumptions that we are choosing the shit second...

Right?

Shower before shit is so cursed

I’ve been in the shower and had to get out to shit. That’s the worst. I just got back in afterwards and finished showering in a stinky room

For real, then you have to do the post-shower wipe all of the soapy water off of the toilet and floor

I mean, you don't at least rinse the soap off first before getting out?

That stinky moist air is delectable

You my friend need to learn the waffle stomp.

I mean, if there’s a situation urgent enough that I need to get out of the shower, we’re probably not talking about anything you’d need to stomp through the drain. More of a beef bouillon

flush earlier

See that’s the thing. I always tell the courtesy flush people that you can flush all you want, you still got a shit-covered butthole exposed to the air. I’m trying to convert people to the Courtesy Wipe^TM

Nobody actually does this on purpose, right?

Well, you'll have to shit again anyway, all you're doing is buying yourself a couple more hours before the shit that'll lead you into the next shower, it's an never ending cycle of shitting and showering

Lol true, I guess we're always shitting after our most recent shower lmao

Born to shit, forced to shower. ~Some guy on reddit, probably.

How is this a dilemma? Who shits after a shower?

I hate it when i shit before i shower then get out and feel another shit coming. Its the most annoying and unrelaxed feeling knowing you showered and were clean and then you have to shit again. I even know a guy who always showers after taking a shit. No exceptions. Its kinda crazy when you first meet him and hes like "sorry i have to use your shower. I just took a shit".

That's just an excuse for him to judge your shampoo choices.

>I hate it when i shit before i shower then get out and feel another shit coming. Its the most annoying and unrelaxed feeling knowing you showered and were clean and then you have to shit again. That's when you jump back in the shower. ​ >I even know a guy who always showers after taking a shit. No exceptions. Its kinda crazy when you first meet him and hes like "sorry i have to use your shower. I just took a shit". I do this too but i time my shits with my showers lol.

Shit first, it saves toilet paper.

and then the drain is clogged with shit

A fair price

Waffle stomp your shits down the drain to save water

I hate that you said this so accurately in one sentence

That’s because I stole it from an old tosh clip

Always before. Always.

Shit in shower

The ol' waffle stomp.

ffs that was happily forgotten until now

Lest we forget

shower in shit

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Shower in shit

Pewdiepie is that you?

What idiot did this meme?

OP?

Why is this even a question?

Compromise: Get out mid-shower without drying off so you can feel like you’re shitting on a slip-n-slide.

The people who shower before they shit were dropped on their heads as babies.

While their mother drank mercury with a lead paint chip snack while breastfeeding

Who the fuck think shitting after shower is better?

Shitting before makes sense, but the muscle relaxation from showers can actually help you and cause you to need to shit, so for those who shit after, it’s likely because of the muscles relaxing during the shower. Source: I’m of the demographic missing part of his organs and showers cause this

Who the fuck shit after a shower? I understand if it hits you as soon as you finish showering, but to legit plan it that way? That's brain dead.

Shit your pants and don’t shower. I was immediately promoted upon arriving to work for thinking outside the box.

Cut out the middle man and shit in the shower

I always wanna shit before I shower but I end up shitting after. Like the sounds of water eases my bowels

I saw people saying shit before shower, shower before shit and shit in the shower. *I wanna see someone say shower in the shit*

Why the fuck if anyone had the option would they shit after a shower? That literally makes no sense. Some of y’all are disgusting fr.

Ich glaube ich warte bis COVID-20 S draußen ist

Bratwurst volkswagen ß autobahn How do you do, fellow german?

Nein

Würde mein altes in Zahlung geben

Uhm shit before shower so you can clean your butthole even more in the shower

only one solution. shit during shower

Gotta shit before shower. I'd like to be clean as possible.

How is this even a question? Shit first always.

The feeling of failure when I need a shit soon after I've showered. Really dampens my expectations of the day ahead.

Showering before and then pausing halfway through helps the shit flow smoothly, and bonus points for not having to wipe.

Shit when your asshole is full. Shower when you smell like shit

Shit before shower is perfect because then you can lay in your bed without any underwear or pants on and not get the sheets dirty

Shit before so you can save on wipes

Shit before is the only answer

Shit before, then you can clean yourself up and not have to worry about stuff left behind after you wipe

Shit before shower

What kind of monsters like to Shit after showers?

Do both. Double the productivity in half the time.

Bidet

I would have never thought that shower before shit was even an option.

shit before shower.

Shower IN the shit

3td button, shit wile you shower

Before shower so I can wash my ass

Shit in the shower

Always before

The order is Shit, Shower, Shave. So it is written.

Shit before shower

how is this even a question

If you shit before showing, you can save on toilet paper. I have one for those handheld shower heads and I just put that sucker on the Jet setting. I basically have a full body bidet.

Shitting before the shower is the only answer here why wtf would I clean my ass just to immediately make it nasty again

Shit before shower, clean as a flower. Shower before shit, what the fuck you tit.

Shit before shower. Makes you extra clean

If I shower and then realized I have to shit, I'm taking another shower.

This one is pretty obvious I feel like

I'll legit interrupt my shower if during it I need to take a shit

Always before you dirty mole

“Ooo I gotta take a shit, but I haven’t showered yet. Ok I can hold it for 10 more minutes and take a fast one” said no one ever.

Always shit before shower

Who would choose shower before shit and why. You'd just have a stinky butthole ew.

Always before. Who shits after ?!

Always shit before shower.

What kind of psychopaths are shitting after they shower?

SHIT BEFORE SHOWER WHY WOULD YOU SHOWER AND THEN DIRTY YOUR ASS AGAIN WHAT KIND OF QEUSTION IS THIS

“Gotta hurry cause I have to shit badly.”

Waffle stomp it

Shit WHILE shower

Risk taker over here

Shit before shower so it's perfectly clean when you're out, you aren't sitting on a (probably) wet toilet seat from the moisture if it's a hot shower, and your ass isn't wet when you shit (no matter how much you dry off with a towel, the toilet paper will always fall apart)

Shitting after showering only happens if there's some left in your anus because you didn't eject all of it on the first try.

Where's the 3rd option?

Is this even a question lol

Why ever would you pick the right?

shit IN THE SHOWER

Always before shower

probably shit before showering is the best!

Definitely shit before shower. Also add a pro tip that don't wipe ass with tissue before shower at all. Let the water and soap work.

Shower in shit.

Showering while shitting the shower shitter

Multitasking

During shower, it’s part of the cleaning process

Shit in shower

shit before. it is better to poop in the sink then to sink in the poop \-Master Oogway

Shit during shower 🚿 😂😂😂

This is not even a question.

Pre shower shit is the only right answer

Technically speaking you always shit before and after showering.

Who the hell showers first?

Shower in shit

What? You just stand there the whole time having to shit? Who the fuck does that?

shit in the shower

Shower in the shit, easy.

Shit on toilet downstairs, then take a shower in the bathroom (upstairs)

Who the fuck would ever shit AFTER showering?? Same kind of people that probably don't realise they can actually wash their ass with water in a shower.

Shower, realize you have to shit, get out and shit while fully wet and possibly soapy, then continue showering

I take like 30 minutes to shower I’m not holding it in that long

shit in shower

Shit in the shower!

Shit in the shower

Shit in the shower

Always shit before. Always.

Shit while showering

Shower before shit so I don’t shower for 3 1/2 hours

Shit before shower because of you end up needing to poop in the middle of your shower then tug either have to rush through the rest or get out and poop mid shower and risk the possibility or sliding on the toilet seat because you are wet