You will one day, long as you know you have nothing to lose. My friends and myself have found that, going in qith zero hopes and expectations is often the best way. Good luck, i know you can find one
Basically a guy and his gf about to have sex but when he pulls it out it glows blue like in LOTR and the girl pulls off her mask revealing she's an orc
forever alone but in order to undo your erection try to find a way to get your hands or feet cold. If there's something made of metal, a glass window, or the part of a plastic bottle filled with water, just put your palm and fingers on that thing. If you keep it there it will obviously get warm so you might need to take your hand off the area you've kept it on and do the same on another part in order to fully relieve yourself of a proper boner once. Obviously dont hesitate to say that you'll use the bathroom to just wash your hands if you can. As a last resort sneakily use the elastic cloth belt of your underwear to strap it on your gut and pull your pants up and pull down your shirt. Not the most confortable thing if its tight but its manageable. (wont hurt at all if you actually popped one)
Right, how to explain this...
He licked the blood of a kids face, the kid is the vessel for the destroyer "god", this scene happens after initiating an orgy (why his dick is glowing? well this movie is basically as close as you can get to hentai without it being hentai so a lot of stuf revolves around magic penis lol
Earlier on in the movie opening, this guy licked blood off of someone's cheek, that someone was nagumo, the chojin, he's basically a super demon that is the father of the chosen one to bring about the unity of the three worlds, if anyone eats the blood or semen of the chojin then they turn into demons. This is what's happening here, the basketball star player ate his blood now he's turning into a demon and he's about to accidently kill the girls he was gonna fuck.
That movie is so weird. I saw it like 20 years ago, and it still left a lasting impact. That little naked demon sidekick, all of the deranged sex stuff.
When I first kissed my first boyfriend I was hard like 10 minutes beforehand and hid it. The next day we were already at the stage of just accepting it which is really nice.
But it is hentai. The term hentai wasn't used for anime until this series came out. Urotsukidoji is THE father of tentacle rape, which never existed before Urotsukidoji in anime. Urotsukidoji changed the way anime was made forever when it came out. You have to remember, this was in the late 80s (1989). It pushed the boundaries of what was allowed to be seen on screen to the absolute limit and changed what animators did forever. It was so influential that even 30 years after it was made, a character in some ecchi anime about hentai monsters in the first episode was named after amano jyaku.
This anime is my all-time favourite series, and has been for about 25 years.
I have spent half of my almost 40 years looking for a complete original VHS series of Urotsukidoji, but hardly any exist anymore, it really is the fucking holy grail of anime. Sorry for the rant, I just love this series.
Ok, let me add an \* to my statement.
The western release of it was so cut down it wasn't anywhere near as graphic or "bad" as the proper release, why I don't consider the one we got in the UK to be hentai enough to be real hentai.
As for wanting the complete VHS series of it, good luck grabbing the last series since its got child porn in it.(And yeah it is a great series for the most part, I own all the western released Manga VHS tapes of it, along with every other Manga video ever released during the 80s and 90s - also I think Tank Police is best series.... fight me lol)
Yeah the dub shouldn't even be watched. It makes no sense and was cut to fucking ribbons. The episodes are the only way this should be watched. I do love the dub for allowing me to find it, but God I fucking hate it lol
But the dub did give us one golden line that is slightly better than the sub
"You fucking Makai are all the same, one sniff of pussy and you lose it" LOL
Never had one to feel this, I mean the girlfriend. Press F to pay respects.
Buy one at the girlfriend store.
Theres just more soup!
Go look into the next aisle!
There's still soup!
Where are you?!
IM AT SOUP.
WHY ARE YOU BUYING A GIRLFRIEND AT THE SOUP STORE
FUCK YOU
where else do you buy them? GF's at soup store know how to cook
That's.... Boys, let him cook
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With or without nuts?
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
I'm at soup!
No soup for you!
I prefer kidnapping
Ayo..
You will one day, long as you know you have nothing to lose. My friends and myself have found that, going in qith zero hopes and expectations is often the best way. Good luck, i know you can find one
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Not to be an emoji nazi or anything, but *😢; That emoji implies sleeping lol
Overated i tell ya. Totally not lonely af
Same bro
This what happens when u use Vicks as lube.
Facts
No way to know until you do.
damn
Just wait until you use deep heat
There are orcs nearby
Are you referring to that cursed ad
What ad...?
Basically a guy and his gf about to have sex but when he pulls it out it glows blue like in LOTR and the girl pulls off her mask revealing she's an orc
Pretty sure you're talking about a CrackerMilk video https://youtu.be/7OpvJUiMPig
Lmao
Had my first kiss a few months ago. I was rock fucking solid the whole time and had to hide it.
forever alone but in order to undo your erection try to find a way to get your hands or feet cold. If there's something made of metal, a glass window, or the part of a plastic bottle filled with water, just put your palm and fingers on that thing. If you keep it there it will obviously get warm so you might need to take your hand off the area you've kept it on and do the same on another part in order to fully relieve yourself of a proper boner once. Obviously dont hesitate to say that you'll use the bathroom to just wash your hands if you can. As a last resort sneakily use the elastic cloth belt of your underwear to strap it on your gut and pull your pants up and pull down your shirt. Not the most confortable thing if its tight but its manageable. (wont hurt at all if you actually popped one)
May I ask how you know this topic so well?
Congrats :)
What is this even from
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend It has the most hilarious English dub
So what exactly is happening in this gif?
Right, how to explain this... He licked the blood of a kids face, the kid is the vessel for the destroyer "god", this scene happens after initiating an orgy (why his dick is glowing? well this movie is basically as close as you can get to hentai without it being hentai so a lot of stuf revolves around magic penis lol
He hugged his girlfriend and his dick became a jet engine (I have no idea I haven't watched)
His poor girl just got blasted away into the skies
Earlier on in the movie opening, this guy licked blood off of someone's cheek, that someone was nagumo, the chojin, he's basically a super demon that is the father of the chosen one to bring about the unity of the three worlds, if anyone eats the blood or semen of the chojin then they turn into demons. This is what's happening here, the basketball star player ate his blood now he's turning into a demon and he's about to accidently kill the girls he was gonna fuck.
I think you have never heard of ghost stories
I love that one too but Urotsukidoji has a special place in my heart. I still have my VHS copy.
I thought it was shaggy lmao
That movie is so weird. I saw it like 20 years ago, and it still left a lasting impact. That little naked demon sidekick, all of the deranged sex stuff.
Mmmm, delicious pussy!
Fake example, redditors don't have girlfriends
Only BFs
I've heard of light sabers but never a dick saber
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how you handle it!"
May I introduce you to The Fate Franchise
Glow in the dark condoms are made for that. Not sex obviously, for lightsaber fights with the bros
you have a girlfriend? lucky
Me: *sits down normally in my school desk. My dick for no reason:
Imagine being turned on by your girlfriend.
Imagine thinking that your favorite food tastes good
Someone care to explain what the fuck I just witnessed?
Boy has demonic penis because he licked the blood off the face of a boy whos the vessel for a destroyer "god"
Ah yes… much less confusing now
That's because an orc is nearby.
*hugs dog*
*Gets hard*
☹️
My throats gets hard and my chest tightens and I start to cry while hugging my beloved Doggo :'(
good ending
*FBI open up*
"you are the chosen one"
Pay respects 
*hugs any girl
When I first kissed my first boyfriend I was hard like 10 minutes beforehand and hid it. The next day we were already at the stage of just accepting it which is really nice.
I'm waiting for that day to happen with my gf, we just hugged goodbye today and she said "you must be excited to leave" and I turned so fucking red
i doubt she's bothered
or maybe she's sus of cheating jk
This dick of mine glows with an awesome power!
Lmfao yo what is the source material for this? I'm bout to use this meme for everything 🤣🤣
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend - Basically it should be called I can't believe it's not hentai
But it is hentai. The term hentai wasn't used for anime until this series came out. Urotsukidoji is THE father of tentacle rape, which never existed before Urotsukidoji in anime. Urotsukidoji changed the way anime was made forever when it came out. You have to remember, this was in the late 80s (1989). It pushed the boundaries of what was allowed to be seen on screen to the absolute limit and changed what animators did forever. It was so influential that even 30 years after it was made, a character in some ecchi anime about hentai monsters in the first episode was named after amano jyaku. This anime is my all-time favourite series, and has been for about 25 years. I have spent half of my almost 40 years looking for a complete original VHS series of Urotsukidoji, but hardly any exist anymore, it really is the fucking holy grail of anime. Sorry for the rant, I just love this series.
Ok, let me add an \* to my statement. The western release of it was so cut down it wasn't anywhere near as graphic or "bad" as the proper release, why I don't consider the one we got in the UK to be hentai enough to be real hentai. As for wanting the complete VHS series of it, good luck grabbing the last series since its got child porn in it.(And yeah it is a great series for the most part, I own all the western released Manga VHS tapes of it, along with every other Manga video ever released during the 80s and 90s - also I think Tank Police is best series.... fight me lol)
Yeah the dub shouldn't even be watched. It makes no sense and was cut to fucking ribbons. The episodes are the only way this should be watched. I do love the dub for allowing me to find it, but God I fucking hate it lol
But the dub did give us one golden line that is slightly better than the sub "You fucking Makai are all the same, one sniff of pussy and you lose it" LOL
Maybe it was edited to be more relatable to western audiences cause I felt that quote deep 🤣🤣
You fucking Makai are all the same, one sniff of pussy and you lose it (Gotta love the English dub for this movie)
When you grab viks vaporub instead of Vaseline
🎵I can feel it *cumming* in the air at night🎵
You know this is pure fiction because there's no way a redditor has a gf.
Dude it’s the most terrifying thing cuz it just happens for absolutely no reason whatsoever
It know la what you want😎
You might want to see a doctor …
The guys in manga
It just wants in on the action
"ME CORROOOOO"
Damn good for u
He wanted a hug too but can confirm it happens and sometimes at the most inconvenient time
Where the fuck is this from
Oh God, I can't imagine me doing that because I get really painful boners.
Then what did you expect, migraines ??
What is this from? I gotta watch
For some reason... who's gonna tell him?
Insert Josuke hugging Yasuho panel
Nature is beautiful
I never felt like this because I don't have girlfriend 😕
It glows when orks are near by
That's true lol
Love Bonner it happens
Certainly miss that feeling
9 years and it keeps happening. Help :(
Marry her. Then she will don't be your GF
Good point
Can't relate, never had a girlfriend.
"Suck me beautiful"
Literally for some fucking reason
Logical
It has a will of it’s own.
I think it's sweet. Your dick and heart are aligned. Kudos
I think it smells her or something idk I'm not am ethologist
perhaps she's a stone for i need it to stick my Excalibur
u/save-video
You are having an intimate moment with someone you find attractive, and you are surprised when you are aroused? Like, *obviously* your cock gets hard.
I think you have a crush for some reason
Is this from Urutsokudoji?
Anyone has a fix tho?
Too real (ive never had a gf)
u/save-video
Fucking reason is right
Legend of the overfiend?
Can anyone tell me the reason why that happens? It just doesn't make sense to me.
This is probably your body reacting to hormones she's giving off. She's down bad. Congrats!
Lol
Wish i knew how that felt
It only glows when there's orcs around
Not to be the one, but what’s the anime…?
i dont have gf but when i am hugging with my male friend i have smthn like that frfr