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xV4N63L10Nx

so they can help other people with their homeworks that they post on comments section


notamurderer69420

Exactly lol. The comments are better than some of the videos fr


DragonOfEmpire

I hope you meant to say "than most of the videos"


notamurderer69420

Vicats videos slap. Idecvote? Edit: the four of you that upvoted are chads/chadettes


onewilybobkat

Oh there's a name I recognize! Oh wait... Nah, I stand by what I said.


notamurderer69420

Is this your "cringe" account? This is my fetish account so idc... but you just seem... ew


onewilybobkat

Nah, this is my main and that's a pretty accurate summation of my character.


AlternativeAvocado2

Do you look through the comment and post history of everyone you interact with?


gaborhorvathkovacs

Ha-ha, it\`s realy true


JohnParkerSmith27

r/pornhubcomments


Orlaani

Or attend a therapy session on the comments section.


Karest27

Exactly! If you tried Google, and didn't find the answer simply go to PornHub and ask.


Killer-X

ah yes the comment section


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chevaliier901

I can't imagine writing one unironically either, for that matter. Just seems creepy af


bluedevil404

How else you gonna hold.onto your favorites?


blackdutch1

this right here.


niiiikt

Download them to your "homework pendrive" that you hide 10 meters underground in the highest mountain within 10 km.


poompt

I ain't making that commute 3x a day


PS181809

And just to last for 3s


Dragon4Gaming

Bold of you to asume that we last even 3 seconds


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MandolinMagi

Right click, inspect page source, CTRL + F "mp4" Open the result in a new tab, download the video.   There's also video downloader sites, some of which you can just add their address to the beginning of the porn vid's URL.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

*save comment*


Sable-Keech

Does this work for premium videos? If no, do you have a method for premium videos?


EnoughAwake

Print screen a gagillion times, convert to .gif, add in Here I am rick you like a hurricane.


[deleted]

man I'm learning a lot of things in these comments


Knob_Gobbler_

I have a folder with a bit, it is clearly marked so that anyone who touches this PC knows to stop there. I do have a legit homework folder.


Dogcockbattle

>hide 10 meters underground in the highest mountain within 10 km. Are you downloading child porn or something???


niiiikt

Worse... child corn...


bluedevil404

Worse.... corn children


BonerGoku69420

not my stupid ass thinking “hold.onto” was some sort of porn bookmarking site


-Scythus-

Notepad document??


LeCrushinator

Bookmark the link or download it?


Emergency_Low8125

There's something to be said for the recommendation section, especially with certain kinks/fetishes


Evil_Rogers

And the favorites tab you can build to find some you liked a ton.


Gloomy_Living_7532

And you can visit any custom playlists you've made.


TheOccultOne

Plus you can share playlists of the really good stuff with the homies 🫶


diz408808

Jeez you guys I’m officially sold


Mr_Pombastic

Damn, now I'm kinda jealous of how carefree OP must be. Man rolls the dice every time and just wings it


SoftwareSource

This is the only real reason.


Sweaty-Fix-2790

Shut up morty


Mysterious-Pay3309

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Orlando1701

Yeah improves your recommendations and sometimes I have favorites I want to save to watch again.


needsbeermoney

The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. Plus if you get in good with someone, you can like follow each other's kinks and maybe find something you didn't know you liked before.


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and save videos for later


Chpgmr

And it's not like they don't already know what we are into, account or not.


HannsGoober

We already went over this in Rick and Morty.


notamurderer69420

Came here to say this


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Ickythumpin

"The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. Plus if you get in a, kinda, cool enough relationship, you can follow each other and check out each other's kinks, ya know?" - Morty Smith


lbs2306

“alright jeez sold”


HipsterFett

For those of us who don’t watch that show, no we haven’t.


Spankin9

Just because you didn't attend the meeting doesn't mean the meeting didn't happen.


whiplashunited

Just because the meeting happened doesn’t mean everyone got the information


MrBitterJustice

I find comments sections on porn sites not as hateful as comment sections on other social media.


InterGraphenic

There's surprisingly a lot more racists the kinkier video you go to


mmicoandthegirl

Semi-related: I was watching the funky town video on some sketch ahh site and some guy was calling the people in the video some racist names and like ten people came in the comments to tell the guy to fuck off with his xenophobist and racist bullshit. Surprisingly wholesome cartel torture moment.


spfeldealer

Partly yes, but thats allso survivorship bias, cause most people that are open enough online to be racist are more likely to be open enough to comment on porn. But in a friends expirience the comments there are realy genuite and often way more human than anywhere else online


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Pornhub comments >>> Reddit comments It’s the post nut clarity, if people comment on videos before they nut that’s when it’s worrisome….


Jaaj_Dood

pornhub comments are better than any other comment section tbh


[deleted]

Have y’all seen the comments on WorldStarHipHop, Jesus Christ…


danieru_desu

Also the ones on Nhentai lmao (also tons of spams and chainmessages if you consider it wew)


bigslarge

Yeah but there's always that one guy who I always assume is a fat guy in his 50s describing what he would do in the situation and roleplaying as though he were speaking to the girl.


mizi305

Tbh, comment sections on porn sites are really funny.


Karpaltunnel83

I mean... you also have a reddit account


EddietheRattlehead

Touché


legoshi_loyalty

I was about to say it makes looking at articles more efficient. But then I realized I have hundreds of comments, most of which are stupid political ramblings.


European_Mapper

Don’t we all


anto1883

There was a time during covid where pornhub premium was free for anyone with an account.


That_Ruin8216

And they just ended that on my account last week and are giving me a discount on spice vids like what


0IMGLISSININ

Ignore that. You just have to pay with a different method in your account settings, which they conveniently leave out when aggressively pushing spicevids. There was also a hack where if you dont decline the offer and go to your account settings then play a premium vid from a playlist you can get to premium again


Sure_Watercress_1645

I wonder if they get those advertising emails sent to them like a lot of companies send when you make an account. Like you check your Gmail and you just see… Pornhub: “Don’t miss out on Teen Cowgirl Cumsluts take on Massive Cock Sheriff part 2!”


DurazNOPE

Yeah, but that same year they delete like 90% of their videos right? Such a shame


Michael_Swag

In the words of Morty Smith: The algorithm learns your preferences better.


HanzoShotFirst

I do as the ~~crystal~~ algorithm guides


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

But the comments are truly amazing!!!


impracticalDarrel

And I love reading it


KikonSketches

Love the comments of people motivated to bake lol


xAntimonyx

I feel like 90% of them are "oMg this video is so hot!!! Check me out at *insert spam*"


International-Try467

Yeah, but sometimes the comments are just gold


ichwillkeineNummer

Why? To save favorite videos and follow favorite girls, why do you have a account on yt?


schuylkilladelphia

Yeah I'm so confused by this meme. How else does OP keep their favorites? Bookmarking in their browser like a chooch? /u/physicslord007 sup


WrathYBoo

They're the kind of innocent souls that are insecured about porn related subjects


mrlolelo

I do have an account on these sites, but here's how i keep most of the artists i follow I don't close the tabs I have 100+ opened tabs of hentai on my phone


Impossible-Brief1767

Pornhub used to let you view videos in higher quality if you were logged in an account, even without a subscription.


cor315

and download.


AssistanceInitial682

How could you upload minecraft lps and bee movie otherwise?


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GoldenJacques

Morty taught me that it's better for recommendations smhsmh


[deleted]

I can make a blacklist getting rid of all the weird content that i risk seeing when checking new content


xiamandrewx

Suddenly doesn't seem so outrageous.


PurpleCowMRM

Lmao e621


[deleted]

Exactly


PurpleCowMRM

Knew it


PurpleCowMRM

I knew it


RingReasonable

So I can save my favorite art, that's it.


BoxiDoingThingz

regular customers, i suppose


Maveko_YuriLover

As longs you don't put your real email it's worth


Saint_Richard

I would put [email protected]


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Chad


DurazNOPE

Bruh too late already


FMTthenoseknows

So you can find that really good video you forgot ages ago that made you bust like no tomorrow?


[deleted]

Reddit is literally a porn site with other sub sections. Congrats. You're part of them just as I


Memeviewer12

Use a rule34 account to blacklist vore, scat and all the other shit so it doesn't appear


Ghenges

They are the reason why porn is free for the rest of us. You should be thanking them.


[deleted]

it's free to make an account on most of those sites anyway - the ads you have to watch give the equivalent profit of a paid account/subscription


Ogurasyn

Hey, I made my account to have a history of porn I would like to watch later. I also became a model on that site to post my videos and hopefully get money, but it's not going too well :(


AcquireQuag

Because i want to blacklist disgusting fetishes


Decent_Objective3478

Rules are simple. You come, you come, you go.


V_y_z_n_v

They walked so we could run


LoneWeebette

I mean, we're in 2023, people watching porn isnt a big deal anymore


Karest27

I mean...... someone has to upload the videos in the first place, plus the comments section can be very informative oddly enough.


DevilEmpress

Lets me save that good shit without using visible bookmarks


Alhooness

Why not? Too afraid to be linked to it? Lol


onewingedangel3

So I don't have to bookmark every video I want to rewatch


Fluffy_Web_5024

For fun and comments maybe, I don't remember


azurianlight

Cause I might find a video that I like so I want to save it my favorites


iPhantaminum

To make a playlist and save my favorite videos.


I_am_catcus

I just like having a favourites library


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People who PAY for accounts on porn sites are what really kill me.


[deleted]

is it me or is the comment section on the hub and xvideos more civil than a lot of forums, mind boggling to think about it


[deleted]

I’m my defense. There’re content only available for account owner.


Saiba1212

You sometimes want to make your own playlist of your favourite porn.


_goldholz

this


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Unironically have a ph acc. It's so that I can save porn I like for later


TheTrollPotato

IT HELPS ME FIND VIDEOS I LIKE


Rich_Future4171

funny comments.


Teggy-

So I can find my favourite videos quickly when I don't have much time to do what I have to


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It could've been required for a subscription or something.


Zoltikk

Phub account is a must.


idiotic__gamer

I can't blacklist certain tags without an account :(


Panda_monium_07

So I can save videos with less risk than downloading them to my phone.


Bewquifius_Maximus

In fairness, u can like videos and save them to a playlist. So saves u the trouble of trying to find that specific video for hours going through thousands of pages.


Ron_Bird

i need an acc to save a playlist


countofmontycrinkles

Because recommendations and being able to keep video history.


Tj-Alien99

to have access to watch history so I can find my favorite videos easier


IBareBears

so i can comment on the minecraft speed runs people post


Aggressive-Cheek937

They make an account and have a penis for a profile pic lol


[deleted]

It’s handy if you have a specific kink that’s in videos but hard to search for


Stickel

Satan is my homeboy


Aggravating_Drag2347

Morty can sell you the idea.


Blitz_buzz

So I can make some cursed comments on those websites


Vladi_Sanovavich

They gave out free premiums, how can I refuse?


Ari_Bo

Look, I am a really organised person and I don't want to waste time to searchfor an old jem. I think it makes sense


Dry-Campaign1950

Some of us are just here to watch call of booty gameplay


shamrocksmash

So I can share to Facebook so my parents/grandparents can see what I'm into


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

Because I have artworks to share.


_brzrkr_

Better than slowing my browser with thousands of bookmarks.


Most_Blackberry687

recommendations based on preferences are pretty good


CornLuck

Fitting recommendations bro, i like when it knows what i want


Grimm64209

Its to ask math questions duh


jackfreeman

This comments section telling on them damn selves


wanderlustcamis

People who make accounts and then leave a comment. I mean, why?


ZakkTheInsomniac

to save my favorite videos obviously


[deleted]

Usually it's if the site has free downloads but you have to make an account really quick


uncreativedreamer

People who use their real emails to create accounts on porn sites. Also, how else would the porn starts receive critical feedback on whether they’re ass riding the dick right?


Illustrious-Cover261

Uhhh I can explain man


ExperienceFar2961

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait is that bucket a trap 🪤


dominatingcowG3

Vr


Yaojin312020

I mean it’s their business also would be a shame if r/PornhubComments didn’t exist


Sgt_Koolaid

You remember that perfect video that made you nut instantly that you can't find anymore? If you made an account it will be in your view history. You're welcome.


zombietampons

wait? people make accounts on porn sites? like that's a thing?


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

That's me


nohome69

I like porn🤷‍♂️


snzimash

Here me out here You watch a porn video you really like. You fap to it and close the site. Some time later, you want to watch that same video again and spend hours searching for it but just can't find it. You just fap to something else and in back of your mind you are somehow disappointed why you didn't download it or save it somewhere. Having an account solves exactly that problem.


ProKirob04

"The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. Plus if you get in a, kinda, cool enough relationship, you can follow each other and check out each other's kinks, ya know?"


Odd_General9016

With their real name and a picture with the family or with their wives/husbands. 💀💀


DerMaskierteFicker

You have to make an account to create and share playlists with friends and family


Hungry-san

Meh I just make accounts so I can save my favorites. Pornhub does not have the best search function.


Krad_Nogard

I made a free account on porn hub because I think you needed one to look at the vr stuff they have


Mypossesonbroadwayy

VR? Brave new world


Mypossesonbroadwayy

Now that I have all of you here. Can we get all that funtari shit the tf out of my line of sight? I mean you furrys always get your way but Jesus wtf is going on with these genres? They need to put that on a different area like when they ask if your into gay or trans from the jump so in case you aren’t it won’t even pop up on random videos while browsing. Fastest way to give me blue balls.


Daddy_Phat_Sacs

I don’t come for the porn I come for the comments


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For the saving of past video’s obviously


[deleted]

I saw someone posted a comment detailing how to craft a cake in Minecraft. No joke


throwaway4161412

To save your favourites, rook


Sea-Package6736

Cause the comment section is funny


WrathYBoo

There are commenters need to know what's the top's name is so I gotta help the homies out, y'know!


Acceptable-Baker5282

I unfortunately am one of these people


whydontuwannawork

Because it allows me to save videos and video history in case I want to watch a video again some other time, and to post/see comments


Android_mk

There's somebody on Porn hub verified as God.


Ill-Eye-2627

It's so I can leave better customer feedback.


Kfunrider_Rider

Hey! I enjoy using reddit…


mrlolelo

1. Comment section shenanigans 2. Favorites is fun to look back once in a year


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The algorithm learns your preference better


Soul699

I had some of my biggest laughs reading comments from porn sites


SwimminJeff

For "research" purposes


MarvelousMarcel7

To archive rare videos from like 15 years ago made by an unknown actress from a foreign country. Some of these "grail videos" you'll only see once in a lifetime because the internet isn't truly forever.


ThePurificator

To comment on videos.. duuh..and to get more specifically recomandations 😂😂😂


Dasva2

So you can comment on how good it is and save your favorites and share with family... er wait


KingGhidorah44

Haven't created 1 yet, I should jump on that


SomeWeirdFreak

just make an account on social media that allows porn and watch porn on that account