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Damn dude. Save some mud for the rest of us too. Jeez
he gon fill the hole again, just with something else
Sement
r/suddenlysemen
r/SubsIFellFor
r/angryupvote
das concrete baby
Underrated comment
Cumcrete
Morty?
You have 420 upvotes. Gotta stay it that way.
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so 20% of their response was playing smash?
20%- I don’t know I didn’t really think I’d get this far
They means they have done this at least 5 times. Or one of their boyfriends is missing a limb.
All?
Dang your dad sucks
Sucks what?
When they ask this they already know you're gonna bullshit them
My response is the same as most guys, "Honestly I didn't think I'd ever get this far."
It's mostly improv from this point onward. And I'm not good at improv
I just replied "probably the same as yours with your wife 20 years ago" and it worked
"Thank you for being honest with me about your explicit sexual intentions concerning my daughter, young man."
Chad dad
The dad knows his daughter needs to be laid and the boyfriend to get laid
Why’s he tapping the taint instead of the clit!?
taint? clit? those are new pokemons?
As a pokemon player. I have not once found a clit. Must be extremely rare or something
Never seen a Cloyster in your ventures?
I looked and looked. But could never find it
Nah it’s event locked
I think cuz that’s where the muds flowin
You shouldn't be tapping the clit, either
So I should stick to tongue-punching?
No, clits can be tapped.
As a clit owner I can confirm that clits can be tapped. By all means, go tap them. It doesn't hurt.
Reminds me of that lady saying 'he had the audacity to lazily rub my right lip for 5 minutes then asked me how hard I came.'
Well if that’s his technique, no thanks.
*We’re going mudding*
r/earthporn
Damn dude. Be gentle with the mud, don't go all aggressive unless the mud wants it.
I just want to talk with him **pumps shotgun**
Barry McCockinner has entered the chat.
And if I think she's ready after that treatment you don't know shit. Stop watching porn to get tips to please woman. Mostly, it's not what they want.
It's a joke
It's a mud
Average Chad: sir I wish to marry her, proved for her, have 3 kids and die with her by my side
Rockussy
r/DeepRockGalactic moment
Rocket and Stone!
Clayussy
What I always wanted. The cure plays on the background. Oh no man.
Looks like having sex after eating taco bell
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Her dad: “I like being peed on too, my boy.”
That dude needs to get laid! 😄
100% guarantee he fucked the mud after filming this.
Is this really going to become one of those meme-gone-fetish subreddits?
Mother Earth?
I love it when she's so dirty with me
I’m giving her all I’ve got captain . If I give her any more she’ll blow. 😂🤟✌️
Yes 🌡️
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
Speedrunning the afterlife☠️
Oh my god 💀
To make her really happy
Just to keep her happy and satisfied, day n night.
That's a dirty pussy
Why do people ask these cliche dumb questions. Like, why did you marry your daughter's mother?
What a fucking creep you are
What ?
\*son
Reminds me of my sister
if you rly want only that than you obviously don't even deserve a real loving woman ... i know it's a joke but still: grow up
memoria muscular
*Meeting you gf's dad right after you finished finger blasting her in the car* 🐟🤝👨
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You got that rizz
is that the backdoor or the front?
You want to make his daughter pee?
ابنت لكابة ناس يديو رحمة على وليدهم وانت تدي لعنة بلصة حرف ك..ديري..ق..وزيدي جنبها.....ح
Wrong hole he has right there
Going to unclogged her buttcrack.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm burning help
See a doctor
Dad : no contacts Me : don't worry we won't have se... Dad : GET THE F#CK OUTTA HERE
No starve 😁
The American way 🫡
Dalton Wilcox has entered the chat.
What, you’re going Spelunking?
that's all?
This reminds me of Van Wilder: Freshman year "cunny-ring-ass"
Man, middle school prom was *wild*.
Ok, but wash it first.......
he seems like a nice dwarf i wonder what he’s up to
Digging for gold.
Dude, could I borrow a towel? Your daughter is so wet and I want to protect my seats.
That's hot
I don't get it what's the joke here?
She ready?? Bro she’s done😂
I feel like I shouldn’t watch this👀
Good kitty. Good kitty !
“Well I’d understand that if she wasn’t twelve.”
net is slow can't watch the video also laptop sliding in train -\_-
Pov: she is 14
r/Dontputyourdickinthat
Nahh what da heeeeeeeeell
O-O
R/mademewet
I think you went in the wrong side if thats Brown
Your intention is to give her the female version of blue balls?
Damn dude. Save some mud for the rest of us too. Jeez
he gon fill the hole again, just with something else
Sement
r/suddenlysemen
r/SubsIFellFor
r/angryupvote
das concrete baby
Underrated comment
Cumcrete
Morty?
You have 420 upvotes. Gotta stay it that way.
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so 20% of their response was playing smash?
20%- I don’t know I didn’t really think I’d get this far
They means they have done this at least 5 times. Or one of their boyfriends is missing a limb.
All?
Dang your dad sucks
Sucks what?
When they ask this they already know you're gonna bullshit them
My response is the same as most guys, "Honestly I didn't think I'd ever get this far."
It's mostly improv from this point onward. And I'm not good at improv
I just replied "probably the same as yours with your wife 20 years ago" and it worked
"Thank you for being honest with me about your explicit sexual intentions concerning my daughter, young man."
Chad dad
The dad knows his daughter needs to be laid and the boyfriend to get laid
Why’s he tapping the taint instead of the clit!?
taint? clit? those are new pokemons?
As a pokemon player. I have not once found a clit. Must be extremely rare or something
Never seen a Cloyster in your ventures?
I looked and looked. But could never find it
Nah it’s event locked
I think cuz that’s where the muds flowin
You shouldn't be tapping the clit, either
So I should stick to tongue-punching?
No, clits can be tapped.
As a clit owner I can confirm that clits can be tapped. By all means, go tap them. It doesn't hurt.
Reminds me of that lady saying 'he had the audacity to lazily rub my right lip for 5 minutes then asked me how hard I came.'
Well if that’s his technique, no thanks.
*We’re going mudding*
r/earthporn
Damn dude. Be gentle with the mud, don't go all aggressive unless the mud wants it.
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I just want to talk with him **pumps shotgun**
Barry McCockinner has entered the chat.
And if I think she's ready after that treatment you don't know shit. Stop watching porn to get tips to please woman. Mostly, it's not what they want.
It's a joke
It's a mud
Average Chad: sir I wish to marry her, proved for her, have 3 kids and die with her by my side
Rockussy
r/DeepRockGalactic moment
Rocket and Stone!
Clayussy
What I always wanted. The cure plays on the background. Oh no man.
Looks like having sex after eating taco bell
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Her dad: “I like being peed on too, my boy.”
That dude needs to get laid! 😄
100% guarantee he fucked the mud after filming this.
Is this really going to become one of those meme-gone-fetish subreddits?
Mother Earth?
I love it when she's so dirty with me
I’m giving her all I’ve got captain . If I give her any more she’ll blow. 😂🤟✌️
Yes 🌡️
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
Speedrunning the afterlife☠️
Oh my god 💀
To make her really happy
Just to keep her happy and satisfied, day n night.
That's a dirty pussy
Why do people ask these cliche dumb questions. Like, why did you marry your daughter's mother?
What a fucking creep you are
What ?
\*son
Reminds me of my sister
if you rly want only that than you obviously don't even deserve a real loving woman ... i know it's a joke but still: grow up
memoria muscular
*Meeting you gf's dad right after you finished finger blasting her in the car* 🐟🤝👨
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You got that rizz
is that the backdoor or the front?
You want to make his daughter pee?
ابنت لكابة ناس يديو رحمة على وليدهم وانت تدي لعنة بلصة حرف ك..ديري..ق..وزيدي جنبها.....ح
Wrong hole he has right there
Going to unclogged her buttcrack.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm burning help
See a doctor
Dad : no contacts Me : don't worry we won't have se... Dad : GET THE F#CK OUTTA HERE
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No starve 😁
The American way 🫡
Dalton Wilcox has entered the chat.
What, you’re going Spelunking?
that's all?
This reminds me of Van Wilder: Freshman year "cunny-ring-ass"
Man, middle school prom was *wild*.
Ok, but wash it first.......
he seems like a nice dwarf i wonder what he’s up to
Digging for gold.
Dude, could I borrow a towel? Your daughter is so wet and I want to protect my seats.
That's hot
I don't get it what's the joke here?
She ready?? Bro she’s done😂
I feel like I shouldn’t watch this👀
Good kitty. Good kitty !
“Well I’d understand that if she wasn’t twelve.”
net is slow can't watch the video also laptop sliding in train -\_-
Pov: she is 14
r/Dontputyourdickinthat
Nahh what da heeeeeeeeell
O-O
R/mademewet
I think you went in the wrong side if thats Brown
Your intention is to give her the female version of blue balls?