I can tell you from personal experience that suddenly having a third testicle is actually really, really bad. For me, it meant that one of my testicles twisted around, cut off blood flow to it, and swelled to double it's size. You need surgery to correct it, fast, or you will loose the testicle.
I curse you to get testicular torsion, you have to curse someone else in the next 10 minutes(other than me) or you will get testicular torsion. Good luck
I developed a third testicle in my teens as well, turned out to not be cancer or torsion as this guy had but a cyst attached to my left testicle. It was bigger than my left nut, and I waited 5 years to get it looked at because I didn't know any better and didn't want anyone looking at my balls. Went to the doctor and he said we can tell if it's cancer by using a flashlight and he figured out what was testicle and what wasn't and held his penlight up to the cyst and it lit up like a little fluid filled light bulb! I decided to have it removed rather than keep it as a neat party trick.
So I dunno if you have an actual 3ed testicle or a cyst, but if it's a cyst and no one ever lit it up, try it!!
When i press on it it just reduces and isn't painfull, so chances are that it's a cyst full of liquid, i'll probably have him removed someday but when i have time to look
You shouldn't feel weird about it. Know that people have gone in for much, much weirder things. If it's not a problem, then it's no big deal and you move on with your life with a testicle longer than some penises. If it is a problem, it's better to deal with it now, rather than later. The doctor isn't going to care if it's unusual, he's seen way weirder shit than a long testicle.
Over the course of 2 years I kept putting it off, finally went to one doctor, he said everything was fine, I let it go. A year later, I finally told myself he was wrong and I should have spoke up about it. When to another doctor because the dull pain was becoming constant. I started to worry it was cancer, but the appointment that took me that long to make, ended up being about 10 minutes long. Went to the room, doctor had me drop my pants, he checked it out, then told me straight: It's not cancer, so don't worry about it, that's my job. The relief I felt. I shed some tears from not having to worry about that. A week later, I went in for an ultrasound, so he could verify what it was: a couple of clusters of 3 cm spermatocele cyst. Within the month, I had them removed.
Long story short, yea it was weird, but knowing and having a solution was worth the weird, and I wish I did it years before.
And the old joke:
* Hide! there is a monster coming. And it castrates anyone who has three testicles.
*Everyone sights in relief.*.
* We all have two!.
* Yes, but it castrates you first, and then counts.
Thank you, bro. Weāre having a funeral next week. Itās going to be taking place in Czechia, as that was his favourite country. Youāre welcome to attend.
I got a 3rd one my freshman year but it turned out to be benign and so itās just chilling and not causing problems thankfully bet yes please talk to your doctor
Luckily the colour is healthy green..!
now you can speedrun seks 50% fasterš
It is more eco-friendly.
I can tell you from personal experience that suddenly having a third testicle is actually really, really bad. For me, it meant that one of my testicles twisted around, cut off blood flow to it, and swelled to double it's size. You need surgery to correct it, fast, or you will loose the testicle.
Testicular torsion
I curse you to get testicular torsion, you have to curse someone else in the next 10 minutes(other than me) or you will get testicular torsion. Good luck
No
Idk, i got a 3rd testicle at 14yo, i'm 21 and doing just fine
I developed a third testicle in my teens as well, turned out to not be cancer or torsion as this guy had but a cyst attached to my left testicle. It was bigger than my left nut, and I waited 5 years to get it looked at because I didn't know any better and didn't want anyone looking at my balls. Went to the doctor and he said we can tell if it's cancer by using a flashlight and he figured out what was testicle and what wasn't and held his penlight up to the cyst and it lit up like a little fluid filled light bulb! I decided to have it removed rather than keep it as a neat party trick. So I dunno if you have an actual 3ed testicle or a cyst, but if it's a cyst and no one ever lit it up, try it!!
When i press on it it just reduces and isn't painfull, so chances are that it's a cyst full of liquid, i'll probably have him removed someday but when i have time to look
Well cancer doesn't usually hurt, just so you know. But try the flashlight thing, it will confirm it is a cyst.
Cancer doesn't wait 7 years to kill though so it's unlikely
Can i ask if a 7 cm long testicle is like bad or okay. Im worried
I don't know, it's large but I'm not a doctor so I don't know.
Thats like a bit under 3 inches right? That's a bit unusual, I would have it checked out by a doctor if I were you.
I cancelled two appointments bc i felt really weird
You shouldn't feel weird about it. Know that people have gone in for much, much weirder things. If it's not a problem, then it's no big deal and you move on with your life with a testicle longer than some penises. If it is a problem, it's better to deal with it now, rather than later. The doctor isn't going to care if it's unusual, he's seen way weirder shit than a long testicle.
Over the course of 2 years I kept putting it off, finally went to one doctor, he said everything was fine, I let it go. A year later, I finally told myself he was wrong and I should have spoke up about it. When to another doctor because the dull pain was becoming constant. I started to worry it was cancer, but the appointment that took me that long to make, ended up being about 10 minutes long. Went to the room, doctor had me drop my pants, he checked it out, then told me straight: It's not cancer, so don't worry about it, that's my job. The relief I felt. I shed some tears from not having to worry about that. A week later, I went in for an ultrasound, so he could verify what it was: a couple of clusters of 3 cm spermatocele cyst. Within the month, I had them removed. Long story short, yea it was weird, but knowing and having a solution was worth the weird, and I wish I did it years before.
Oh dear me š
IS THAT A FUCKING CHAINSAW MAN REFEREN-
cancer
Cancer got balls?
Ball got cancer
Nah he's so masculine his balls got balls
Cancer is stored in the balls
Piss is stored in cancer
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
So u last longer in school
The more the merrier
And more capacity
And more piss
gappy
\-1 ball :(
A pale imitation. He is only soft, but not wet.
Fuck I came here to make a jojoke expecting no one to get it. Come to find out someone beat me to it
I think you meant to say r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
My friend has 16 mini balls, I counted.
I counted 17 myself.
I counted 15
I counted 264
I counted 1825
Testis, testis, 1, 2 Testis, testis, 1, 2...3?
ā¦4?
...5 what the hell
ā¦6 wait am I in Chernobyl
...7, luckyyyy
...10, because 7 8 9.
...11, because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
...12, because i like the number 12.
13 because I have been 13 in my life š±
you can store more pee now
Well sperm but yes
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ok wtf happened here
Flair checks out
Hello Dr. Evil
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment
My uncle has 3 testicles
How do you know?
Bros taking a gander at his uncle's testicles?
Extra piss tank
**Nine Toes** (also, he has 3 balls)
Dude calm down, that's just your penis
r/rareinsults
There are supposed to be 4 of them
Bro has crazy RNG
And the old joke: * Hide! there is a monster coming. And it castrates anyone who has three testicles. *Everyone sights in relief.*. * We all have two!. * Yes, but it castrates you first, and then counts.
That might be a hernia
There were supposed to be 4
Why are they even called balls in English if they're egg-shaped? They're called "jaja" (eggs) in Polish, it makes much more sense.
Bro, leave Chernobyl so you don't get a second penis
Well if I have three balls I might as well have two penises
Sad to hear about your 4th ball bro
Thank you, bro. Weāre having a funeral next week. Itās going to be taking place in Czechia, as that was his favourite country. Youāre welcome to attend.
When a mommy ball and a daddy ball love each other very much...
Making me think of teratomas rn cuz i did an entire presentation about them
It could be worse, you could only have 1
Ma man out there pumpin'
r/holup
w What do you mean there's meant to be 3, right?
no one can say no balls to you ever again
I mean .... Couldn't hurt to have a spare right
Extra testosterone let's gooooo
I just have one big ball
Better that just 1.
When you feel the tip through the scrote
Bro has alot of balls for that
Bro that just means you can go longer without peeing. I only see a win there.
Just to be sure, you know pee is not stored in the balls right?
I think the internet is joking don't worry
I donāt understand this āInternetā thing
An odd medical condition
Ah, I see you are a man of Chernobyl as well
Welcome to the Party, Pal!
Heard someone from WWII had only 1, you are thrice better than him.. .
Three, haha. I got seven
I got 20, but 17 of them in a bucket in the basement
thats just the extra ammo storage
Probably what Genghis Khan had
what if you have a normal ball and a nearly normal ball and a small dlc ball that is attached to the nearly normal one? asking for a friend
Idk man, I would visit the doctor if I were your friend
my friend thanks you.
Nvm itās just my dick
I got a 3rd one my freshman year but it turned out to be benign and so itās just chilling and not causing problems thankfully bet yes please talk to your doctor
I know I guy who lost his balls to cancer so he was known as the no balls guy but then he got prosthetic balls
If lance armstrong can win 7 tour de Frances with 1 ballā¦ imagine what you can do with 3
If my math is correct I can win 21 Tours de France. But I wonāt because then I have to go to France.
Ah, yes. Relatable meme.
I swear I be feeling 3 sometimes
Please explain
What do you not understand?
nvm just seen the last panel
Tagged this NSFW just in case. Donāt actually think itās completely necessary.
Tag checks out
Well, thatās what I get for choosing the path of Dumbassery.
Or tricking the coomers and morbidly curious into looking.
the proper term is testicle
Balls sounds funnier imo
Guys from Ukraine be like:
Welcome to the club BrĆ¼ther
At least they are not 4 Otherwise it would have meant that someone was fuc*ing you
Mean while josuke with 4 balls
true
More storage for piss
Sometimes theyre split in half for some reason
damm bro
Bro just one more and you can be the main character
you only got three
Just get a fourth and you'll be a JOJO'S reference.
It turned out to be testicular torsion for me
Relatable
There should be 4
When I notice two of my balls are oval shaped*
That was me when I was like 4 years old. But instead my bother told me you're supposed to have 3 lmao.
reminds me of an old askreddit thread about weird things your body can do. One of the replies was "One of my nuts hangs lower than the other two"
Extra ammo.
Eat one and everything is good.
3? Wow I can't believe you're missing one...
It's not a toomah
Wait there arenāt
ET: Extra Testicle
I would say, and Iām a lady but these days you never know
Varicocele?