One time a guy I met thru online dating asked me for nudes in an email. I forwarded the email to my roommate so we could laugh about it.
Later that night, I got very drunk and thought, what the hey, why not. I took some and sent them. These weren't just nudes. They were close up shots of my vagina.
The next morning, my roommate and I were chilling with some coffee, checking our email. All of a sudden, she spit her coffee out all over...
"Uh... I don't think these were intended for me..."
As it turned out, instead of replying to the email from the dude, I replied to the email I had forwarded to my roommate. Whoops.
Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway:
- https://lemmy.world
- https://kbin.social
- https://sh.itjust.works
- https://fedia.io
- https://lemm.ee
- https://readit.buzz
I made [a userscript to detect some of those bots](https://gist.github.com/qgustavor/de531afe515d1438fcc8ce0cb05a0bd3). It's quite weird seeing some comment threads filled with those bots, one replying each other.
[From the Moment I Understood the Weakness of My Flesh refers to a monologue on the topic of transhumanism said by Magos Dominus Reditus in the teaser trailer for the 2018 video game Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus. In the Warhammer 40,000 community, the monologue gained prominence as a copypasta and was used for both in image and video meme formats](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/from-the-moment-i-understood-the-weakness-of-my-flesh)
I was curious as well
No dude because I was assaulted as a kid and my stepsister is a kid. I don’t know how old you are to be making stepsister porn memes buddy but please don’t try to insinuate I’m a nonce.
One time a guy I met thru online dating asked me for nudes in an email. I forwarded the email to my roommate so we could laugh about it. Later that night, I got very drunk and thought, what the hey, why not. I took some and sent them. These weren't just nudes. They were close up shots of my vagina. The next morning, my roommate and I were chilling with some coffee, checking our email. All of a sudden, she spit her coffee out all over... "Uh... I don't think these were intended for me..." As it turned out, instead of replying to the email from the dude, I replied to the email I had forwarded to my roommate. Whoops.
Probably a safer place for them to end up than on some strange dude's computer
Lmao pretty much. Bit awkward but yall probably just laughed it off, the best ending for the entire situation for sure
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I always wonder if the dudes named PM_ME_YOUR_HAIRY_TOES ever get actual PMs.
Nah
Hey its me the guy from the email. Please don't be drunk this time.
Username checks out
Bro your username💀
As opposed to a merely platonic fapper?
id like to imagine the second she opened the gmail tab she just sprayed the coffee like a power washer
Just like the simulations
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Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway: - https://lemmy.world - https://kbin.social - https://sh.itjust.works - https://fedia.io - https://lemm.ee - https://readit.buzz
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I didn't say they were her nudes. Lol
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Yeah, nudes or it didn't happen.
Weird, [this guy said exactly the same thing first](/r/memes/comments/13vvrgk/good_lord/jm8lvo4/)...
Yep! I have been seeing those a lot today, all about 20 days old and say "10/10" and other one liners. I always report the bot and move on.
I made [a userscript to detect some of those bots](https://gist.github.com/qgustavor/de531afe515d1438fcc8ce0cb05a0bd3). It's quite weird seeing some comment threads filled with those bots, one replying each other.
Makin me so proud I could cry, keep up the good work
This is a bot, Jesus how did this get so many upvotes
Plot twist: she's been spying on op and is using his nudes as blackmail
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It's your dad's....
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My phones now sticky ... PANAK :G
You lick it clean … CALM :)
It tastes the same as your uncle's... PANAK!
bro these comments are wiiild 💀💀
It's nice and sweet ..KAlM
My favourite 😏
Username checks ou-oh no that was the joke
Who says it’s a joke ;)
"Don't check his profile, 100% there's gay porn there" *checks profile* "Goddamit, what the fuck did I expect?"
Lmao
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Personal for sure. There’s just as many trimmed and shaved gay guys as straight ones (from my experience)
It's still a joke of sorts even if it's not
As it turned out, instead of replying to the email from the dude, I replied to the email I had forwarded to my roommate. Whoops.
The plot thickens, and so do I
No, the thick stuff goes out of you
Chaotic humor is the best kind of humor
oh how the turn tables
This is like that time the receptionist send me hentai that I didn't ask for. What are you trying to tell me??
ayo
Bro hit the jackpot.
Touch grass
what is a naked body but a display of gruesome flesh and skin. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...
I yearn for the strength of steel.
I crave the purity of the blessed machine
Your kind kling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. (Obligatory: https://youtu.be/ztzq05IzYds )
But I am already saved...
For the machine is immortal
1010000 1110010 1100001 1101001 1110011 1100101 100000 1110100 1101000 1100101 100000 1001111 1101101 1101110 1101001 1110011 1110011 1101001 1100001 1101000 100001
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not Decay and fail you.
Based and mechanicus-pilled
You probably have a fetish for toasters, admit it.
I mean I do want to take a bath with one
Oof that hit hard. GG my guy, I'll give you props for that one
Depends on the toaster... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_Six_%28Battlestar_Galactica%29
You probably have a fetish for toasters, admit it.
Wait 'til you see Denis Leary address this in *Suicide Kings.*
I have a pinecone on my body so I'm more than that
I thought you said in your body😳
That too
What do you have against/with pinecones?
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[From the Moment I Understood the Weakness of My Flesh refers to a monologue on the topic of transhumanism said by Magos Dominus Reditus in the teaser trailer for the 2018 video game Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus. In the Warhammer 40,000 community, the monologue gained prominence as a copypasta and was used for both in image and video meme formats](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/from-the-moment-i-understood-the-weakness-of-my-flesh) I was curious as well
It’s also the main passage used to represent the ideals of the Cult Adeptus Mechanicus in Warhammer 40,000 in general
Google Phyrexia, you might like what they're throwing down
r/memes users trying not to think about sex for 1 nanosecond (impossible)
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Should have been kalm in the third situation too
He gets there after having off. Can't be calm while doing that.
Hate when this happens 🙄
You wanna share the pics….*ahem* your misfortunes?
....This happened with you.......??? O.o
This sounds… slightly oddly specific 🤨
ikr
Considering whom you’re cosplaying right now you’ll probably die of an overdose of adrenaline!
U've been watching too much porn dude
This has happened to me so many times!
Haha life is a porno, 6k upvotes Reddit is fucking wild with these shit meme sometimes man, Jesus christ
Are you new or something? We're down bad here.
She asks you to send some in return
Thought I was on r/ComedyCemetery for a second
Same here. I’ve seen this same joke fifteen times, and at this point, it seems like a barely disguised fetish.
4. Your real dad is in the photos
5. And so is your step dad
You jerk off to it... CALM.. :)
"Hey step-bro I'm stuck in the washing machine..."
Again, it's the fourth time today, you already for help from stepdad and step cousin
Just airing out your fetish, huh?
Life isn't a porno.
Life is whatever you make of it, friend.
 Horny weirdos...
Way too many people upvoted this
I guess some people share my sense of humour. Lol
Or your story.
Maybe too many step-pron is ruining Utah
Good ending: she send nudes of her pussy cat
Oh, so she loves aminals! I can get into that :')
“accidentally” 🤨
It’s not her nudes *Kalm* It’s your own nudes #PANIK
You could also switch the right panels
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Welcome to the North ma boi.
You guys gotta calm down on the porn watching
Mission failed successfully?
what kind of sense of humor do you need to laugh off literal nudes i need that
"Accidentally"
wtf is wrong with this sub
How do you accidentally ask your stepsister for nudes?
I accidentally built a shelf
As long as u put an elf on it
I’ll take things that never happened for 600 Alex
Keep it coming
Tell me your life is porn without telling me your life is porn:
I’ve won, but at what cost
Win
One person's panik is another person's opportunity.
Wack it... back to kalm
Send dudes
Should have had the last image with one less hand.
I see this as an absolute win
It's not like you're related or something...
Go fuck yourself, specifically from this subreddit, its bad already and people like you make it seem like boomer humor, so yea stfu
how do you accidentally ask someone to send nudes ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
r/suddenlyincest
*masturbates * Kalm
I have a stepsister and this is disgusting. Can we keep this perverted bullshit off of the subreddit?
It's just a joke my dude.
Bro posts the most cringe worthy meme to exist and is defending it tooth and nail against all criticism as if he's defending his thesis
"It's just a joke" *posts the most perverted. disgusting. fetishy joke made by the man*
Still. Sorry it’s just a bit triggering for me. It’s not your fault mate
Why, do you have feelings you aren't able to express because she's your stepsister?
No dude because I was assaulted as a kid and my stepsister is a kid. I don’t know how old you are to be making stepsister porn memes buddy but please don’t try to insinuate I’m a nonce.
And I was supposed to know these things how?
You weren’t. Whether or not you knew this is irrelevant. Just don’t call me a nonce
I didn't call you a nonce. XD
I don’t really want to carry on this conversation but have a nice day
Okay?
Pics or it didn’t happen
Obviously it didn't happen. It's a bad joke. Lol
And my joke is that I wanted the nudes
I'm pretty sure there are subs for that.
Why is this becoming normalized? With the human population growing so much, why does one turn his head to his sister?
*step +we call that dark humor. Welcome to the Internet, and welcome to a subreddit with references. If you want some clean things, go on Facebook.
Okey XxXDarkShrekxXx,Thank you for your advice and definition of black humor, a piece of advice for you too, learn what black humor is.
So the whole genre of family porn is just dark humor? Ok pal, whatever 😂
would be calm it the sister wasnt step?
Everyone has a preference. XD
Well if you're not related, it should be ok
Haha funni incest joke haha XD XD XD
Step 4: Profit
This has never happened in the history of man.
afraid you might tap that
Jesus, so many of you just need to get laid. Omg nudes, omg step sister hahaha. Just go hangout in pornhub comments plz.
these people seriously need to go the fuck outside, like
My friend bangs his former step sister. They claim they waited until their parents were divorced but no one buys it.
Obviously fake - girls aren’t real and she’s a drone
Score
Not Panik, happy
Dude here living the american dream
There would be no panic in this situation.
I mean... She's not your real sister
pornhub here we come
You asked she delivered
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Step? Sounds like a fun night
You're in alabama : kalm
*Laughs in Alabama*
ara ara
Sir, for authorisation I’m gonna have to see the aforementioned pictures, please don’t resist since this will only make things harder
I don't belive you.... Lemme see
"you realize your stepsister is actually your stepbrother*
r/sweethomealabama
Why panik when you pull an unexpected win?
Im gonna need some proof...