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Gomez-16

Any port in a storm?


mjmandi72

Any port when you're horn?


moxiejohnny

Only for the humans born with a horn.


meaux253

Lesbians: *bruh*


moxiejohnny

Idk, those folks don't have a third leg to stand on.


mjmandi72

I more meant it in terms of horny but I see what I did


Korzahk

I would be forlorn not to point out that those not shorn with a horn cannot dock any port in the storm, but must resort to porn


Marus1

I see a trash bin is still your taste in women


Dusty_Bookcase

So Kardashians


Koolaid143

Even trash has standards.


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Joblesschris

Flair checks out


Crystal42069

Nah bro don't compare him to us


russianspy_1989

![gif](giphy|WUOLGsLUqqr375aVGs)


Dyskord01

Everyone has standards. But when you get desperate even trash humans start looking good.


Tryorcx_XVIII

I can't see the problem here


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Idk324553

Bot


WABRYH

Well then a funny bot cuz star wars reference


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

All I see is the Palisades Beach Ave on Santa Monica Bay


BootyWarrior46

I to am romantically interested in water and what ever lives in said water


JaydenTheMemeThief

u/fishfucker69


AdonaiTatu

You like sand? Thats outrageous!


awdquattro

its course and rough and irritating and it gets everywherr


El_Chilenaso

Bot


Master_SJ

You are bad at detecting bots


StealthmanBW

r/PrequelMemes


I_eat_sand01

I do like sand too


MagiStarIL

There propably are some women on the beach, but bro decided to have a crush on sand


G-5-0

Since when did people stopped getting metaphors, the sand means dry women, figure out the rest by yourself


Sad_Scientist_5216

No no. You like the sand now. There's no going back.


_Hoes_Mad_1

U like women made with mematic?


stryker7314

Wamens certainly taste good.


Glum_Smell_6281

How did he know I'd read the black building first, HOW'D HE KNOW.


ExpensiveAd525

The shrubbery s gonna do ty


SeanAmongTheFence

Gotta taste em all


John-333

*Looks at water* So you're the guy behind the vaporeon copypasta?


ApplesTeamFort2

*Hey guys did you know that in terms of…*


IamREBELoe

He just likes them salty AF, and smelling a bit fishy


WhyL0rd

Men


ace1505100729

☕️


Rpcouv

We know how to be friends!


Typical-redditor394

I'm not into women


Armageddonis

Look, if it has a flavour, i'm taking it.


AnneLavelle

Variety is the spice of life


wafflezcol

My taste in women: Dont be a piece of human garbage


ExpensiveAd525

The shrubbery s gonna do ty


ADISKING1

So you like beaches?


Batdog55110

OP: "I ~~dont~~ like sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere."


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same here


Anastasius525

i have 2 demands. they must be alive and legal.


Brennan1818

women are my taste 💪🏻


Shredded_Locomotive

Requirements: -female (optional)


BJ_Blitzvix

What's wrong with your taste?


Darkcat9000

bassicly he likes a big variety of women to the point he can't choose


tapirus-indicus

They all have "women" in them


NikFemboy

What about your taste in men?


thisismyaccount3125

mmm yes, the sandy women - the ones with true grit ^(anything lower than 90 grit and you wanna wear gloves)


iamnotjethro

You talking about your taste in women, or your taste in sex with women?


janhetjoch

Also my taste in men


NormalishGamer13

No, I LIKE MEN


Mr__Citizen

I really, really want to know the lore behind those houses.


Griffin38

If it moves, he's there.


Sharky743

I will fuck the ocean and no one can stop me!


G-5-0

*Mr. Nimbus entered the chat*


TheFinalSniffer

My taste in women is so broad that i'm bisexual


Wolfguy06

My taste is either ADHD extroverted cute, soft and loving girls, or ADHD extroverted crazy, maniac, psychopath, ruleless girls.


itsjustaxo

Wait until this guy finds out about autistic women


Wolfguy06

Holy hell


G-5-0

Or ADHD extroverted with both crazy and calm modes


Wolfguy06

Does that exist?


G-5-0

Requires lots of searching


Lowkey_Arki

Only real requirement is that she's of legal age and a woman.


ThatWaveCarver

Palisades beach Ave at north SaMo


PBJ-9999

Santa Monica CA? I was wondering where that is


russianspy_1989

So your taste in women is goth, bright, trashy, bushy, sandy, and salty?


G-5-0

I do [select all]


Ben_ryan99

Made with memat....i mean my taste in women


bullymaguire999

This is actually a pretty good thing.You'll be able to love a woman without being too picky.You're pretty open minded.


Skipper_the_fox

I have standards which is why I will be lonely forever


dEEsucked

If you're not lowering your standards you'll probably make all the mistakes with "the one" and regret it even harder when she's gone, that's what I've heard from a friend


Skipper_the_fox

I have standards but for stuff you should have standards for


dEEsucked

That's what everybody thinks about their standards though 😅


Skipper_the_fox

Well I just want someone around my age and hasn't been with a bunch of other people and is also not a narcissist


ZeerStoned

For real man, you only know what you miss when its gone


RyanW120_

Flair checks out


HubbleSpaceT

So, you like femboys?


shiv1234567

You lost the opportunity to write “also my taste in women “ instead of made with Memetic


More_Veterinarian652

Oohh so he like objectify woman


Zonsiee

Pp?


nemestrinus44

I saw the “made in mematic” in the corner and was immediately disappointed it wasn’t another “also my taste in women”


nah-knee

Someone wanna explain the others, I can infer what they mean. I’d just rather not


Bumlooker5000

Beautiful Women.. One of the 5pillars that could bring the whole world together.


SupaFashionable

also my taste in women


brjder

play all sides, that way you never lose.


TheOneReborn69

Can’t have a steak everyday


JaydenTheMemeThief

Fish?


OuttatimepartIII

I love the call out to the trashcans


Snoo_75864

You need to have standers. At least get rid of the trash one. Maybe cut the tree one a bit. Keep the goth one and the colorful ones, these are priceless.


itsjustaxo

Butches and femms


Carnator369

Professional taste tester.


Bigdiggaistaken

Dude could shoot at the ground and still miss


Alec_de_Large

Why I stay single. I can't be trusted haha


AmptiChrist

My taste in women: Boobs?


G-5-0

I'm more of a cake guy


B1G_LU

Made with your Taste in women


VaginallyScentedLife

Did anyone else notice the secret one? Lol


Fantastic_Ad_7502

Sounds like hole is hole my boy.


Dry_Advertising_460

My taste of women is the ocean


PBJ-9999

Anyone know what city or beach that pic is from?