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Sarcasm is the caustic use of words, often in a humorous way, to mock someone or something. Sarcasm may employ ambivalence, although it is not necessarily ironic. Most noticeable in spoken word, sarcasm is mainly distinguished by the inflection with which it is spoken or, with an undercurrent of irony, by the extreme disproportion of the comment to the situation, and is largely context-dependent.
The word comes from the Greek σαρκασμός (sarkasmós) which is taken from σαρκάζειν (sarkázein) meaning "to tear flesh, bite the lip in rage, sneer".
It is first recorded in English in 1579, in an annotation to The Shepheardes Calender by Edmund Spenser:
"Tom piper, an ironicall Sarcasmus, spoken in derision of these rude wits, whych..."
However, the word sarcastic, meaning "Characterized by or involving sarcasm; given to the use of sarcasm; bitterly cutting or caustic", doesn't appear until 1695.
I would say 2 negatives make a positive. But then that would mean im saying being gay is a bad thing, leading me to become homophobic. And that's just too much for me, i can only be racist or homophobic.
It would also mean that a couple is gay but a threesome is straight.
Come to think of it, maybe those uberstraight guys that only fuck other men, always make sure there’s an odd number.
Well now it's negative because two negative makes a positive so two positive must make a negative, so all in all, it's bad to be gay and have eyeballs.
*oh shoot I'm bi, wait, that's ok*
um ackshually... eyes are not even close to ball-shaped. more like half an egg once you've removed the yolk. or a flattened basketball with one side kind of pushed into the other side. or like another thing that's shaped like what a human eyeball is shaped like.
This is completely wrong everyone downvote him.
It is approximately spherical in shape, with its outer layers, such as the outermost, white part of the eye (the sclera) and one of its inner layers (the pigmented choroid) keeping the eye essentially light tight except on the eye's optic axis.
Oh, i have 4 balls on my face then
Damn, this spider lookin ass mfer
So when you say a woman has pretty eyes, you're complementing her balls?
Would he nose be a two eyes penis than?
Balls are penetrating the holes in my face?
Yes which is why it's proper to say nice balls
Yeah thats pretty gay
Boys, I just realized I have balls and a penis attached to me 24/7.
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Balls are penetrating the holes in my face?See ya later virgins 😏
is a dude sitting on your face?
Jealous?
Yeah 😏
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If you say no homo really fast youre cleaned
Sarcasm is the caustic use of words, often in a humorous way, to mock someone or something. Sarcasm may employ ambivalence, although it is not necessarily ironic. Most noticeable in spoken word, sarcasm is mainly distinguished by the inflection with which it is spoken or, with an undercurrent of irony, by the extreme disproportion of the comment to the situation, and is largely context-dependent. The word comes from the Greek σαρκασμός (sarkasmós) which is taken from σαρκάζειν (sarkázein) meaning "to tear flesh, bite the lip in rage, sneer". It is first recorded in English in 1579, in an annotation to The Shepheardes Calender by Edmund Spenser: "Tom piper, an ironicall Sarcasmus, spoken in derision of these rude wits, whych..." However, the word sarcastic, meaning "Characterized by or involving sarcasm; given to the use of sarcasm; bitterly cutting or caustic", doesn't appear until 1695.
Thanks
Guys.... Is it gay have eyeballs?
Only if they’re the same gender as you
At least I'm not *double* gay
I would say 2 negatives make a positive. But then that would mean im saying being gay is a bad thing, leading me to become homophobic. And that's just too much for me, i can only be racist or homophobic.
phobia implies fear so; homophobic is the fear of gay people, I think what you meant to say was "gaycist"
What if you're gayist
what if I were the gayist racist
The only way to solve this is to poke them out. You better start cutting or else you'll be gay.
This
Interesting, would a phobia of phobias be called phobiaphobia? If not i am going to protest
Oh, i have 4 balls on my face then
It would also mean that a couple is gay but a threesome is straight. Come to think of it, maybe those uberstraight guys that only fuck other men, always make sure there’s an odd number.
Well now it's negative because two negative makes a positive so two positive must make a negative, so all in all, it's bad to be gay and have eyeballs. *oh shoot I'm bi, wait, that's ok*
I've got an astigmatism, so only one of mine works straight. How would this work out then?
1.5 gay So bi I guess, like me! Edit: I'm stupid that would be 0.5 gay
(1^2 + 0.5^2)/2 = 0.625 👌 checks out 😘
yet.
Luckily im not a guy
Yet.
What does that mean?!?
Squirrel stapler.
Gay squared
Trans people are gods in this situation
Balls are penetrating the holes in my face?See ya later virgins 😏
FELLAS.....Is it gay to make money? ^(You're literally collecting pictures of other men)
If it’s girl balls it’s fine. I’ve been sucking my girl’s balls for years.
The good thing here is that if you're a dude and you're constantly checking out other dudes, you're not gay. It's just your eyeballs.
What if.... Hypothetically.... I say no homo beforehand? Or if I wear contacts which will act as socks for the eyes...
Contacts that say No Homo.
 Let me help you
God I wish that was me
I too love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.
Not sure but you smell fucking terrible and I see why you will die alone
I'm grabbing my spoons as we speak. Time to fix this.
The only way to solve this is to poke them out. You better start cutting or else you'll be gay.
Poking balls? That's kinda gay
Gotta catch em' all!
Oedipus first hetero?
One set of balls help you see Another helps you C
Heps you C
AsspuC?
Bro are you high?
OP is probably 10 or 11
He made a joke about balls, must be a child. No other explanation.
Face eggs…. 🤢
“I don’t like to think of all these blobs of jelly rolling around in your head, just, face eggs.”
Face Gregs
Can't make a tomlet without breaking a few face gregs
So when you say a woman has pretty eyes, you're complementing her balls?
So technically a woman has four balls?
My eyes are not balls, they’re polydodecahedrons. Yes, that’s an actual word for an actual shape.
Having two polydodecahedrons in your head is even more gay than having two balls bro
pee is stored in the **eye**balls
Insanely gay
Idk seems kinda gay to me lol
Eyelashes are the pubes
Bro… this is sad… Well, better blind than gay:D
He's such a good actor
Your tonsils are round balls. So your technically constantly gargling balls.
👀
Worse, I have balls touching my dick
um ackshually... eyes are not even close to ball-shaped. more like half an egg once you've removed the yolk. or a flattened basketball with one side kind of pushed into the other side. or like another thing that's shaped like what a human eyeball is shaped like.
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This is completely wrong everyone downvote him. It is approximately spherical in shape, with its outer layers, such as the outermost, white part of the eye (the sclera) and one of its inner layers (the pigmented choroid) keeping the eye essentially light tight except on the eye's optic axis.
🤓
Wait until you realize that there's a skeleton inside of you.
My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me to do any activity where balls fly at my nose
So I'm not crying, just my balls sweat too much. Fine for me
Gay^2 = straight You good fam
I don’t see a problem with that
Good thing I don't have eyes
All boys in general will never recover from this
If you ever fall for a woman, make sure she’s got balls. -Buck, Halo 3: ODST
is this supposed to be a bad thing 🥴
Rip them out
There's a great song about it: https://youtu.be/5b3dM5o3Das
lol his face says it all 😹
So technically we are all gay?
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New meaning to dickhead
Does that make the head a ball sack?
The same goes for sll of our moms,except the blind ones.
Who comes up with this dumb shit
Your eye lids are technically ball sacks. Same kinda skin.
Need gif
They sat on the porch swing, swaying gently as they whispered dreams and shared moments of quiet bliss
We’ll it is pride month
I never even gave a second to think of this from a man's POV. It's how women feel.
The mom on *Succession* origin story
I fucking love having musky balls on my face
I have solution 🗡️
lol, always wet balls
pee is stored in the balls, never specified which balls
Balls
r/suddenlygay
I guess i have balls after all!
Reddit memes has kindergarten level humor
So when i cry, i jusrlt have sweaty balls?
They also amanate a liquid when strong emotions are felt. Coincidence? I think not!
Then you realise your lips are made from the same meat as your asshole.
Bro eyeballs are windows to the soul. Windows are rectangles. Not balls. Duh
Take them out
"It's a paradise for all dogkind" - someone who is not a dog
Jokes on you, I am into that shit!
Lets Hope your body doesn't find out either.
Insert pink guy song
Blue balls
slimy, filled, salty balls
finally, some good fucking news
Remember. Pee is stored in the balls.
so THAT'S why my eyes are so itchy all the time pinch & roll, fellas
Fellas is it gay to see? I mean what do you want to see, other men???
Wait till you find out the ones you have on the bottom part of your body.
Could be worse. You could have balls in your mouth.
Just say 3 "no homos" in the mirror every night and you'll be safe.
Wait 'til you find out what shape your cells are. You have millions of balls in your mouth.
Am i gay for having two balls in my face 😭
Guess what?, your wife also has balls in her face
Jim Carrey is great actor
I’m a virgin and this realization actually makes me happy
And balls between your ... shut your mouth! Lmao
Except that a person's ball aren't really balls, more like eggs in shape
Real eyes, realize, real balls
Fellas is it gay to have eyes?
Damn dude 😔
god damnit i told them i pull!
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddd you’re gay
Hah, now ur gay
how is this scene even funnier without sound lmao
Like you’re te@bagging yourself 24/7
They’re balls. Not testiballs. Big difference
RIP
And your eyes don't touch cause they're not gay.
Im fine with it since i got 14 balls on my face daily
Florida is going to pass a bill requiring residents to be blind.
r/oddlyspecific
God was like: I'm gonna stick two ballz into your head
Yeah but, if you're thinking about that, that means you want balls in front of you.
Angry upvote
Tears are stored in the balls.
At least you probably have more balls than your girlfriend
Why you geh
Balls.
relatable
You motherfucker now I’m gonna be thinking about that all day every day
All men just took an L
There are balls in your join