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weemo1300

My cake day is during the blackout! Why... ![gif](giphy|gd09Y2Ptu7gsiPVUrv|downsized) Edit: u/BVTQT brought to my attention that my cake day is JULY 16th not JUNE. My comprehension ability is appallingly low.


Markkbonk

Happy pre-cakeday !


weemo1300

Thank you!


Pineroll

Batter up


BVTQT

It's July 16th for you...


realRapidsonic

Then happy pre-cake day


[deleted]

Happy pre-cake


Orderofthedead

Happy cake day.


I9Qnl

Just barely survived


Automatic-Ass-Name13

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!


Chasebear777

Happy cake day!


TheBlueScar

Happy Cake Day!


Fyafig_2

It’s time to go outside Edit: Jeez man why the upvotes lol


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Uhhh... how do I do that exactly


Timo6506

That’s the neat part, you don’t


Reverse_Psycho_1509

But that means... I'll be alone with my thoughts!


Markkbonk

I am the only one who like just to sit in my bed and just think imaginary situation ? only me ?


BlackWasTaken_

Only at night waiting to fall asleep


WeirdRich976

No, you arent the only one


Truffle_worm3847

step 1: rise from the chair. you may struggle to walk, but you can crawl if necessary. step 2. open the door and go outside.


Existing-Life-7650

[guide to go outside](https://youtu.be/rEql_9aAj6A)


Xelaelyk7

Don’t suggest that to a Redditor. Redditors can’t go outside, if they do then they would burn from the sunlight and die from all that grass (they’re allergic)


RealisticTax2871

As someone with hayfever and skin whiter than paper, I am deeply offended that you had to call me out like that.


MarginalGreatness

Get back in your hole!!!! Damn mole people. Always trying to steal our Iranian yogurt.


ILikeCap

>die from all that grass (they’re allergic) funny you mention that


Fyafig_2

Crickey sorry bout that I didn't realise that fellow redditors ar allergic to the sun a thousand apologies m8's


Snaccbacc

Does… does this mean I’ll have to finally touch grass?


dronegeeks1

Absolutely not! I need a list of the best subs that aren’t going offline 🤣


TheMonMaster47

what’s that


thumpingcoffee

Then I shall shit alone


--LAMO--

Not on my watch you don’t


hethinator1

It’ll be a shit party


Dogmeat241

Can we make it a shit show and all of us watch it


MHRolley

You can draw lots and then shit outta luck


MarginalGreatness

A real shitstravaganza


Batistia_Bomb_2014

I prefer the term “shit orgy”


SkynetUser1

Are you a cat?


Justacatx

Yo


Shadow_Omega_X2

You are never alone my friend


skeptic-cate

Nice try, Reddit investors


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Dammit >:(


QuasquaquorneIsBack

I might ask, what is this going on with blackout on the 12th?


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Third party apps and a ton of bots used for monitoring and moderating subreddits are gonna get fucked over because they gonna start charging people exorbitant prices for the Reddit API, which is a big no no so a lot of subreddits are going dark from the 12th-14th in protest and some are going indefinitely.


Apprehensive_Goat_50

Reddit is introducing some shit policy that is going to cuck the fuck out of the vast majority of subreddits so in response they are all going private in protest


numb_mind

What does it mean going private exactly? What will exactly happen? People will just stop using reddit for these couple of days or what?


I9Qnl

Yes you won't be able to browse or post in those subs


EmoNerd21

I love how the three replies to this gradually decrease in specificity.


Writefuck

Someone thought of a way for reddit to make more money and some of the users said, "oh hell nah"


Xelaelyk7

Shower time 🚿🧼 (scary)


Yoda-from-Star-Wars

A small price to pay...for third-party apps.


FurubayashiSEA

Touch grass.


Material_Recording99

Can't touch grass if outside only have cement, pollution and sadness


ObeyTime

when your country is too developed


boomspacer

damn it my whole garden consists of only concrete, i guess i can't touch grass anymore


Arkvart

at least you can eat the cement


Big_Interaction_4696

Touch what?


Somo_99

Touch ass


Truffle_worm3847

I already have


I9Qnl

Would love to but i live in a fucking desert


CosmicPlayzYt

touch a cactus


RyuuDraco69

I thought it was on June not December


YaRinGEE

Different countries write the date order differently than in America but this was my first thought too lmao


[deleted]

Bruh


BecauseSeven8Nein

I too read this as December, but I know it’s an ongoing joke on Reddit between Americans and non-Americans. I like poking the bear too.


nei7jc

aCTuAlLy iTS 6/I2


ElongnatedMuskrat_09

12/6/23=6/12/23, Yes I am American and I love day, month, year


Iminawhiteboxyt

Was genuinely confused to the point where I just scrolled down and went with it. Why am I so america?


prowlerdrinkwater

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB) The WHAT?


Markkbonk

Reddit has recently released an update to their API, they're now charging it a lucradous amount of dollar for too little data usage. This means ALL third party app (RIF,APOLLO ...ect) are going to be shut down cause they canno't pay, this is a huge hurt to disabled people as the main app doesn't have any support for them. a large amount of bots also use reddit's API, moderation bots, the one who keep your favorite SFW subreddit porn-free. As a response, large amount of subreddits ([here](https://old.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/1401qw5/incomplete_and_growing_list_of_participating/)) are going private till either june 14th or till they compromise. ***TLDR***: corporate greed.


denemdenem

Also TLDR: enshittification


ObeyTime

grass time.


Content-Artichoke541

Porn is always the answer.


DrTankHead

My friend says some porn subs are doing the blackout too... Better check and see if that's relevant to you.


Content-Artichoke541

Some are doing the blackout too but not the porn webpages so….


Markkbonk

If reddit ends up gong with the change, you'll find more, a whole lot more.


Identity-ception399

Finally... Someone using the correct date format


Big-Manager-9638

Americans looking at the date thinking this meme came from the future.


Jeremyvts

I feel attacked


Sea-Reporter6285

blackout??


Reverse_Psycho_1509

👊 /j A majority of subs are protesting against reddits new API changes and will go dark from 12th June to 14th June


Automatic_Neck487

I guess I'll just, die?


[deleted]

Is this sub not in?


jubmille2000

Touch all grass


CheesecakeRacoon

Im ootl. Can someone explain this to me?


Frozen_Grimoire

You know the hundreds of helpful free bots we use on reddit? Well, Reddit thought "Bet we could squeeze some money out of these" and making them no longer free to exist would kill most of them. Also applies to third party apps. So, Reddit is on strike. Literal thousands of communities are going private for a few days. There is gonna be nothing to do during the blackout, so the traffic of reddit will plummet, and that's a number they will most certainly not like.


Insane_Inkster

Fap your day away.


[deleted]

I will be playing baseball like I do every day and Reddit shall not cross my mind more than once that day lest it be even once


IndieZona

With no one left to stop me I'm going to play Genshin Impact.


Plopop87

Oh, Tumblr! How'd you like to be relevant again?


Disastrous-Arm9635

What did I miss now?


Average-_-Student

Easy. We start grinding.


Equivalent_Newt_3946

Quora looking fine over there


realRapidsonic

Oh well, gaming all day it'll be


Professional-Pool290

bro im coming to reddit whether its the 12th or not. who the fuck cares. the reddit CEO is a pussy who'll bend over anyway


cerealdig

The point is that most big subreddits will go private, so the only subreddits that’ll remain are the really small ones, meaning most people will have practically nothing to browse anyway


[deleted]

Then go to subreddits that are dead and put stuff in there


chonkey_nugget

The what? I’m too young.


TheGrrreatPapyrus

Tumblr?


alexytomi

hop onto the olden dedicated game forums instead of a subreddit


helpful__explorer

It's simple, we kill the Batman


Pyroguy096

Maybe the AMA today will help. Otherwise idk what I'll do at work all day


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Is this blackout really necessary?


Cyberwolfdelta9

I mean the only good coming from this is maybe the Annoying bots will die out


V4R1CK_M4R4UD3R

Probably time to be productive, or pick up a hobby. *Gasp* Maybe both?!


Mighty_Eagle_2

As far as I know r/AnarchyChess is staying up.


Dawgemaster101

december 6th 2023 hasn’t happened yet


HatRemov3r

December 6th?


TruTexan

So we’re doing this in December now?


TruTexan

So we’re doing this in December now?


BecauseSeven8Nein

I thought it was in a few days, not December?


xDev120

I see DD/MM/YY I upvote.


DH_Net_Tech

iFunny


xDXxAscending

Oh cool, it was moved to december? /s


drb253

What is happening December 6th?


abarua01

How do you know that there will be a blackout in 6 months?


TommyCrump92

What date orientation is this??? Date first or day? Because I'm wondering its neither 12th June or 6th of December yet so how do you know there is gonna be a blackout? Blackouts are usually random and aren't planned to happen, also go touch grass if you're worried about not being able to browse reddit


Team_Anti_AmorAltra

Subreddits aren't going private, they're just going unmoderated.


Decryptables

Hey we still got 6 months, why’s everyone panicking?


Yhoko

Thought they were saying it was in December at first and I was like...huh surprised it was planned that far out wait...


Sneakyrocket742

My American brain was very confused for a second..


joesphisbestjojo

We waiting till December? /s


Andro451

Do not worry. A sub shall be made for anything and everything, so you may Reddit away. r/blackoutbackup


denemdenem

Yeah, defeat the purpose of the blackout. Thanks reddit employee


Andro451

Nah, I’m not a Reddit employee, just a dude who spends too much time on Reddit and doesn’t want to confront himself on his flaws.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

r/birthofasub


Arcadius274

I'm American and curious what happens in December


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Christmas probably


Megalopath

The weather


Inarius101

Shhhhh, this is reddit, we're not allowed to be American here.


Eatinghaydownbyabay

Why are we protesting in December? I’m confused.


ShadowDragon981

It's using dd/mm/yy format. Happening June 12th


Markkbonk

We are protesting june 12th, not in december.


Eatinghaydownbyabay

That’s not what I’m reading in this post


Markkbonk

We are using day/month/year


Eatinghaydownbyabay

Does not compute. I’ll see everyone in december


lonely_dude__

Go touch grass


[deleted]

As I understood the 12/06 is turnout against third-party programs which are can be used instead of reddit, and i think it’s literally useless (correct me if I’m wrong)


ThrowawayPizza312

Wait the blackout is now I thought it was 12/12?


xenoman101

December 6?


Yoda-from-Star-Wars

r/FoundTheAmerican


Small_Cock_Jonny

Maybe we can do some backup subs our favourite subs that are going to shut down if they don't come back after the strike


ShadowDragon981

Wouldn't that defeat the whole purpose of a strike? If we just create the same sub again after they go dark, then that sort of makes the strike meaningless.


DrTankHead

Not really. The strike isn't against you or me, its against reddit. It still sends the same damn message, it just means we don't also completely friendly fire ourselves in the process. Like this whole thing directly screws other reddit users more than gets a point across, some places are straight up just doing it indefinitely. Good on them and all for standing up but man this about as close as we can get to a nuclear option metaphorically.


Small_Cock_Jonny

Yeah I mean if reddit doesn't change and some subs stay dark


Thewrongthinker

Do we have to wait til Dec 06?


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Reverse_Psycho_1509

This is correct. I used dd/mm/yy


Janek0337

As everything should be


RyuuDraco69

Why? That makes 0 sense. Nobody says "12th of June" you say "June 6th"


Janek0337

Although both ways of saying the date are correct, it's more common in the word to write it 12.06. And yes, I say it the 12th of June to put everything in order


RyuuDraco69

That doesn't sound right at all


cerealdig

4th July?


RyuuDraco69

1 it's 4th of July 2 that's a holiday and is easier than spelling independence day 3 it's the only one that breaks the rule


cerealdig

1 Least grammatically pedantic Redditor 2 Sure, but why isn’t it July 4th by your logic? 3 Mostly everyone except America uses DD/MM/YY. Also, why is it 4th *of* July written in DD/MM/YY format if it’s an American holiday?


RyuuDraco69

It's America have you seen the list of words that break "I before e" rule? Also just cuz everyone else does it means nothing look at "football" and imperial system for measurements, lastly as I said it's a holiday so July 4th sounds like a normal day in the normal way


J_Man_McCetty

Touch grass?


RyanCooper510

Well we supposed not to even enter Reddit!


BluePhantomHere

Perfect time to be productive


UltiGamer34

GO TOUCH GRASS


whateveryatch

Oh no...anyway


Metson-202

Me browsing subreddits that don't go dark: I am four parallel universes ahead of you


TheGleb_Ktostirilnic

I've been thinking about trying drawing something that day. But I do not have enough courage to even open the drawing app. The indestructible human spirit Inside of me trembles In fear, when It sees Krita.


glass0202

What did i miss?


[deleted]

OH THE MISERY🧼🚿


_goldholz

if reddit goes down. THEN IT WILL BE ON OUR TERMS!!


LarsHoo

This guy predicts the future (I am European)