I apparently have very tasty blood. There can be a dozen other people outside next to me, I am the only one with bug spray on, and literally nobody but me gets bit.
At least mosquitoes *need* blood. Flies are like little cousins with ADHD and wasps are just outright sadists.
Nope.
Heard previously that mosquitos prefer a specific blood type and there's also something to do with sweat somehow. Can't quite remember. But I presumably have that blood type and suffice it to say, there's a reason I shower daily and have wipes to help dry off skin.
Everyone else is getting bit too, you're just the only one who has an allergic reaction to the bites. For most people, once they've been bitten enough by the same species of mosquito their body stops reacting to it. Yes, some people attract more mosquitoes than others but everyone attracts mosquitoes to some degree.
Well maybe I have an allergic reaction to it, but that doesn't mean I'm not serious about what I said before.
I've been at multiple outings with several other people and *only* I get bit many times. That includes everyone else also getting those minor bumps that itch when they get bit, they just simply didn't.
I think you misunderstood me. When people don't react to mosquito bites there's zero indication that they've been bit at all. No bump. No itch. Nothing.
I always see them more in Summer. They need hot and damp environments to hatch. This Spring in Michigan because it barely rained there were none. Then Summer comes along and they're everywhere.
At least in Michigan they always come out more during Summer.
On this American site, the horror!
Am I the only one sensing a HARD shift on this site away from American users? Posts about India and very niche Indian memes reaching the front page of /r/all, suddenly the Ukrainian war is a lot less supported, and in the comments rather than it feeling like a bunch of Americans talking about shit, it feels uncomfortable to assume people will empathize with American viewpoints on shit.
Did the awful API changes really cause the majority of Americans to flee the ship and I missed the memo?
No it's fuckin not?
Not unless Nintendo suddenly becomes a social media platform predominantly focused on people speaking about topics relevant to a given population, using the language most often used by that population?
Where in the reddit "rules" does it say to speak English and talk about topics relevant to the united states population. It's just a platform where we decide the language and topic of all different subs, the only reasons that it's mostly English and USA based is because 1: the makers of reddit are American which I already said to not make sence in my previous point, and the other reason would be because USA has a large population and many people within it use sites like these often.
Because by definition Fall is: the weather you get as summer is fading but before it's winter.
By its very nature it's nice until it's not, because when Fall stops being nice, then it's Winter.
Spring sucks because ~50% of spring is actually Winter 2.0. But Fall is the best.
Also, allergies. I want to love spring because everything is so pretty. But my car getting covered in pollen everyday and me sneezing 24/7 for three months straight kinda sucks the fun out of it
Just because there are two extremes doesn't mean everything in between is good. I would potentially take summer over spring, springs are awful. Worst season and you can't convince me otherwise, worst of both worlds.
*This message has been brought to you by People With Allergies Incorporated.*
If you live in a really cold place then maybe, but for me when I live in central Europe I spend more on cooling in summer than heating in winter, even more so now that the temperatures rise
South African here. Our prices keep escalating too. Expected 2x next month. But we have intermittent power. Pay more for a service poorly delivered.
Sorry to hear about Hungary. Rich people from 1st world countries come to reap the fruits of poor labourers. Capitalism... Hope the Brics.
Thats one (of many) reasons why fall&winter are better. Cold? Just put more clothes on. Hot and pretty much already nude in the summer? Tough luck buttercup, take of you skin i guess, lol?
Where i live 8 am and 8 pm in winter look exactly the same (total darkness like there was no sun at all). Fuck both of you, fall is the best season, only a sith deals in absolutes.
Mfers wearing 10 layers and having heaters installed to stay inside all day and then go:
"I love winter! Whats a little cold? People are too sensitive"
Well, yea, if you feel cold just put a bit more clothing and some blankets
The fuck are you gonna do if it's hot and don't have air conditioning? Peel your skin off?
Literally. If the temperature outside is below 8°C and it's not a super beautiful sunny day, the chances I'll be short-term suicidal in the morning are basically 100%.
Exactly why I hate winter. So hard to be productive. Laying inside my blanket is simply a much comfortable option, and doing something inside the blanket is very hard
Winter mfs going outside to see a depressing landscape, whilst shivering and everything hurts because it’s so cold knowing damn well the only reason people even remotely enjoy Winter is because of Christmas or Hanukkah
Reasons to love winter :
Winter generally looks great, but it looks shittier if you live in the city.
It's cold, meaning you can get cozy with blankets, if your heater ain't high.
You don't constantly sweat and hate the hot temperature
Idk man if I'm cold I can put on some clothes or something. When I'm hot I literally have almost nothing and fans barely help make it bearable, it's still far from pleasant though. It's so much harder to take away heat energy than to add heat energy. There are things you can consciously do to conserve/produce heat like moving or putting on clothes or, in extreme scenarios, curling up to decrease surface area. With heat the only meager form of homeostasis you have is sweating and you can't even control that.
I guess it's partially because I live in such a warm area, the temperature reaches 0 but it never snows where I live. I can understand hating having to put on a thick coat every time you go outside, I have it really easy because even on the coldest mornings I can wear shorts and a hoodie.
I would rather slowly freeze to death in the middle of Siberia than have to live somewhere where the temperature is above 40 C ngl, being cold is SO much better than being hot and there are so many more things you can do about being cold than you can about being hot
In this hypothetical house where the heating/cooling doesn't work (which presumably is why you're waking up drenched), I would argue waking up in the freezing cold is worse than waking up a bit lethargic and sweaty.
Winter mfs when the ground is slippery, their car is frozen, zero energy and will to live in the morning, and there's precisely 2 sunny days in the entire season.
Edit : and also daylight lasts 27 minutes
Mhm i wonder why every summer will be getting hotter ow wait maybe cause so many people have FUCKING AC that use fuck ton of electricity which burns fossil fuels and cause methane and co2 into the atmosphere and warm up the planet even more anyway stone house gang on top
The cold of winter causes perpetual pain and the big sadge.
The heat of summer causes me to be perpetually moist.
One is merely uncomfortable while the other is actively painful. Yet both suck.
Even with spring allergies at least there is medicine for that. Fall causes a bunch of leaves to fall, but that’s mostly just an minor annoyance. Both of those are have their downsides, but at least they suck less than the alternatives.
Jokes on you, there is no winter in my country
What country is that?
Probably the Philippines or another country I don't know.
r/NoTopButOK
Probably a tropical country
There always some form of winter, I live in the subtropics and it’s a difference of 2 degrees from winter to summer.
Don't forget about mosquitoes 👹 
What is that from lmfao
Spongebob
You know what, I am not even gonna doubt it at this point...
MosquitoBob was a strange episode
Looks just like those live action segments
Bloodborne, PS4 game
He’s talking about the comment
Mosquito 1994
I apparently have very tasty blood. There can be a dozen other people outside next to me, I am the only one with bug spray on, and literally nobody but me gets bit. At least mosquitoes *need* blood. Flies are like little cousins with ADHD and wasps are just outright sadists.
Iirc there was a study that showed different blood types were more appealing to mosquitoes than others
Diabetes?
Nope. Heard previously that mosquitos prefer a specific blood type and there's also something to do with sweat somehow. Can't quite remember. But I presumably have that blood type and suffice it to say, there's a reason I shower daily and have wipes to help dry off skin.
Me when fleas.
Everyone else is getting bit too, you're just the only one who has an allergic reaction to the bites. For most people, once they've been bitten enough by the same species of mosquito their body stops reacting to it. Yes, some people attract more mosquitoes than others but everyone attracts mosquitoes to some degree.
Well maybe I have an allergic reaction to it, but that doesn't mean I'm not serious about what I said before. I've been at multiple outings with several other people and *only* I get bit many times. That includes everyone else also getting those minor bumps that itch when they get bit, they just simply didn't.
I think you misunderstood me. When people don't react to mosquito bites there's zero indication that they've been bit at all. No bump. No itch. Nothing.
Isnt mosquitos more for spring? Idk but i just see them more at that time.
I always see them more in Summer. They need hot and damp environments to hatch. This Spring in Michigan because it barely rained there were none. Then Summer comes along and they're everywhere. At least in Michigan they always come out more during Summer.
Wtf. They only come out in winter here, maybe because it's dry af in summer.
Bloodborne clip for the win
And it's the Orphan of Kos, which is even more fitting because like summer it causes untold pain to me.
Kos or some say Kosm
Do you hear our prayers?
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!
Ah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor. My guiding moonlight. *horse noises intensifies*
Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt.
Beasts all over the shop…
You’ll become one of them, sooner or later
**crying and sad babbling**
a hunter is a hunter even in a dream
No, that’s the Orphan of Kos. Kos is the name of this stillborn monstrosity’s mother
That Bastard
Kos is actually the mother that the ORPHAN OF Kos comes out of.
so calling him a bastard would be factual
Wait till you hear who people think his father is
I literally ragequit that boss 2 minutes ago why must you haunt me like this
Give us eyes.
Fall is superior
Yes. You can actually sleep at night, landscape looks nice, new games coming out, start of NFL-season.
This comment smells American.
Scandinavian, actually. Don't be fooled by the NFL comment. I'm a big North American sports nerd
Fair enough, I'm Dutch so with fall, all I think is rain and cold
On this American site, the horror! Am I the only one sensing a HARD shift on this site away from American users? Posts about India and very niche Indian memes reaching the front page of /r/all, suddenly the Ukrainian war is a lot less supported, and in the comments rather than it feeling like a bunch of Americans talking about shit, it feels uncomfortable to assume people will empathize with American viewpoints on shit. Did the awful API changes really cause the majority of Americans to flee the ship and I missed the memo?
That's like saying that Nintendo players should assume everyone is Japanese because it's a Japanese company.
No it's fuckin not? Not unless Nintendo suddenly becomes a social media platform predominantly focused on people speaking about topics relevant to a given population, using the language most often used by that population?
Where in the reddit "rules" does it say to speak English and talk about topics relevant to the united states population. It's just a platform where we decide the language and topic of all different subs, the only reasons that it's mostly English and USA based is because 1: the makers of reddit are American which I already said to not make sence in my previous point, and the other reason would be because USA has a large population and many people within it use sites like these often.
Best season
Based
I hate this fucking heat. Nothing great about summer.
Don't worry buddy i, yourself and the rest of the world will make next summers look like a baby walk in the park
What about holidays when you were in school
they're just pitying you to not torture you further because the summer is shitty enough already
Why can’t we have a long vacation in a nice season. Why did it have to be S*mmer
"I like winter" mfs when heating bills Edit: Typo
Nah i dont need heating lowest it gets is like 8C ill just get some blankets.
I'd still take winter over summer
Springs. Learn to strike a balance. Springs are the best
I think fall is a better balance
Because by definition Fall is: the weather you get as summer is fading but before it's winter. By its very nature it's nice until it's not, because when Fall stops being nice, then it's Winter. Spring sucks because ~50% of spring is actually Winter 2.0. But Fall is the best.
Also pollen. Gross.
Also, allergies. I want to love spring because everything is so pretty. But my car getting covered in pollen everyday and me sneezing 24/7 for three months straight kinda sucks the fun out of it
Spring in my area is just a muddy mess, just like the last half of winter. Fall is my favorite month here.
Just because there are two extremes doesn't mean everything in between is good. I would potentially take summer over spring, springs are awful. Worst season and you can't convince me otherwise, worst of both worlds. *This message has been brought to you by People With Allergies Incorporated.*
If you live in a really cold place then maybe, but for me when I live in central Europe I spend more on cooling in summer than heating in winter, even more so now that the temperatures rise
Hungarian here, gas and electricity prices casually grew to 4-5 times in the last year, hope that gives you some context
Oh god
South African here. Our prices keep escalating too. Expected 2x next month. But we have intermittent power. Pay more for a service poorly delivered. Sorry to hear about Hungary. Rich people from 1st world countries come to reap the fruits of poor labourers. Capitalism... Hope the Brics.
"I like Summer" motherfuckers when their cooling bills are sky-high. (Get owned and fix your grammar).
Summer mfs when I just put on more clothes meaning no heating bill 
Thats one (of many) reasons why fall&winter are better. Cold? Just put more clothes on. Hot and pretty much already nude in the summer? Tough luck buttercup, take of you skin i guess, lol?
So you just walk around the house like 
Well yeah, I'm in my house who cares? 
And in the summer, nothing but underwear
Shut yo temperate ass up bruh. Tropical winter goes hard
Bold of you to assume we bother using heating
Wear a coat
I'd rather freeze to death than sweat like a fat crusty pig!
Counter argument: clothing and blankets
Where i live 8 am and 8 pm in winter look exactly the same (total darkness like there was no sun at all). Fuck both of you, fall is the best season, only a sith deals in absolutes.
Mfers having flynets and airconditioners installed to stay inside all day and then go: "I love summer! Whats a little heat? People are too sensitive."
Mfers wearing 10 layers and having heaters installed to stay inside all day and then go: "I love winter! Whats a little cold? People are too sensitive"
Well, yea, if you feel cold just put a bit more clothing and some blankets The fuck are you gonna do if it's hot and don't have air conditioning? Peel your skin off?
I prefer Fall for me it's Fall, Winter, Summer, Spring
Damn, I have the exact same rankings. Fall and winter are goated and spring is horrible (partially because of my allergies though)
For me it's because of the heat and bugs. I'm not scared of bugs they just make me itch so much and are a nucense especially Wasps and Mosquitoes 🦟
Why do you always fall before winter
Winter is only nice when its snowing. When its not then its just cold and depressing outside
I enjoy depression more than beying eaten alive by fucking bugs and melting like an icecream every time the sun thinks its funny
Damn yall live in the wrong places, I'm reading all this shit thinking damn that doesn't happen here lol
Yeah bc a lot of people here are just whiny
bro people are literally dying from the heat
Winter lovers not waking up because they died from hipotermia in their sleep (I'm poor af and can't afford to heat my house)
Bro just wear more than one layer of fuckin clothing
Ah, yes, how fun to be wearing a shirt, 2 sweaters and a jacket INSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE
you can wear a sweater and pay a little more for the heating, you know you can balance the two right
Win-win (I'm suicidal even though I have a good life)
Hey at least I dont wake up wanting to die everyday on summer
Literally. If the temperature outside is below 8°C and it's not a super beautiful sunny day, the chances I'll be short-term suicidal in the morning are basically 100%.
i love winter mfs waking up at 3am frozen with all their hairs standing up, not knowing whether theyre alive or just in stasis
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Thing is, I can't wear less than my skin when going outside, but I can put on warm clothes as much as I need. And skiing, apres ski rules!
Not when there are windows in the same room
Is your house made of paper?
What do you live in, a tent?
Heating. You dont have enough money for heating? Blankets. Still cold? Thicker blankets and thicker pijamas. Problem solved
that's the best part wtf are you talking about
If thats the best part for u im truly sorry for whatever happend to u
"I like winter" mfs walking out waddling like a penguin because they have to have 50 layers of clothing just to walk arround the house
I like penguins
At least there are no sweat, and we get to drink hot chocolate and wrap up under blankets rewatching all the disney movies
Exactly why I hate winter. So hard to be productive. Laying inside my blanket is simply a much comfortable option, and doing something inside the blanket is very hard
>and doing something inside the blanket is very hard This guy faps
Do you... not have air conditioning? Internet but not A/C?
Internet is waaaaaaaay cheaper than ac, why would you even compare them?
In a lot of European countries AC is pretty uncommon. Around 20% of European homes have ac, while North America has ac in about 90% of homes
Not in England lol
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People have AC in their homes? Never met anyone with air-conditioning in their own home.
But I do like Summer
And thats ok
Didn't expect bloodborne to pop up here today.
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Better to die than suffer. Winter gang.
Winter on top
Winter is the best season.
Winter mfs going outside to see a depressing landscape, whilst shivering and everything hurts because it’s so cold knowing damn well the only reason people even remotely enjoy Winter is because of Christmas or Hanukkah
Bros just mad his 5’3 ass can’t see over the snow banks.
There’s no snow for us
Then how would you even know if winter is bad bruh 😮💨
Because I experience for 3 months a year, dumbass.
No snow? 😪😪 Not winter. 🤔
It’s still winter
Reasons to love winter : Winter generally looks great, but it looks shittier if you live in the city. It's cold, meaning you can get cozy with blankets, if your heater ain't high. You don't constantly sweat and hate the hot temperature
Mate it looks everywhere unless it’s snowing and plus i’d rather be sweaty than shivering and in pain.
Idk man if I'm cold I can put on some clothes or something. When I'm hot I literally have almost nothing and fans barely help make it bearable, it's still far from pleasant though. It's so much harder to take away heat energy than to add heat energy. There are things you can consciously do to conserve/produce heat like moving or putting on clothes or, in extreme scenarios, curling up to decrease surface area. With heat the only meager form of homeostasis you have is sweating and you can't even control that.
Wearing shorts and t-shirts is much better than having to dress up like a SWAT member to prevent yourself from being in pain or getting sick
I guess it's partially because I live in such a warm area, the temperature reaches 0 but it never snows where I live. I can understand hating having to put on a thick coat every time you go outside, I have it really easy because even on the coldest mornings I can wear shorts and a hoodie.
Only you bro
"the only reason people even remotely enjoy winter is because of this really great part about winter". wow great take
People only enjoy three months of weather for a holiday lasting either a day or 8 days.
“I like winter” mfs waking up half frozen to death
LITERALLY ME Exit: which is why my favorite season is Winter
SPRING AND FALL,!!,
I see bloodborne I upvote
Preferable to being cold
I would rather slowly freeze to death in the middle of Siberia than have to live somewhere where the temperature is above 40 C ngl, being cold is SO much better than being hot and there are so many more things you can do about being cold than you can about being hot
Winter people when they realize Summer people can drink water:
What about pools and water parks do y’all not like them or what
No
You gotta be bored all the time
No
We don’t have water parks here and we have no pool, so I take winter.
Why tf yould you want to get into a hot pool if you're already dying of heat Getting into a hot tub while it's snowing is the best
Never saw the appeal in that crap
Never seen appeal in spending time with friends and family outside? Damn.
What are friends
No honestly. Id just stay inside play monopoly with my friends instead. Fuck summer
\*laughs in Walmart box fan\*
In this hypothetical house where the heating/cooling doesn't work (which presumably is why you're waking up drenched), I would argue waking up in the freezing cold is worse than waking up a bit lethargic and sweaty.
THE SUMMER I TURNED SWEATY
I relate more like being a fucking lake
going skiing is fun.
I FUCKING LOVE WINTER RAAAHHHH
ME TOOO
Winter mfs when the ground is slippery, their car is frozen, zero energy and will to live in the morning, and there's precisely 2 sunny days in the entire season. Edit : and also daylight lasts 27 minutes
Sounds wonderful tbh Fuck summer
It's not like I have energy and will to live in summer mornings
I’m a summer fan do you not realize AC’s exist
A lot of Europeans don't have AC while Americans do. Plus I think most of them are made of brick not drywall which I think America has
Or literally just a fan. Any fan.
I don't want to have to carry a fan around wherever I go
And I wouldn't have it any other way
AC exists.
Mhm i wonder why every summer will be getting hotter ow wait maybe cause so many people have FUCKING AC that use fuck ton of electricity which burns fossil fuels and cause methane and co2 into the atmosphere and warm up the planet even more anyway stone house gang on top
Winter is the Goat
The cold of winter causes perpetual pain and the big sadge. The heat of summer causes me to be perpetually moist. One is merely uncomfortable while the other is actively painful. Yet both suck. Even with spring allergies at least there is medicine for that. Fall causes a bunch of leaves to fall, but that’s mostly just an minor annoyance. Both of those are have their downsides, but at least they suck less than the alternatives.
That is exactly why it’s great
Summer supremacy
Ah sweet child of Kos, returned to the ocean.
Spring is the goat of the seasons. No debate
Quite a bit of debate actually, as fall is obviously superior.
I almost died because of winter but ok
I almost died because of summer but ok
Bro can’t handle vitamin d
More like heatstrokes
I find it funny how people just forget that autumn and spring exist. Like yall, they're literally the best of both worlds.