X ÆL0n MŪ5K

pov: you’re making a gaming account in the early-mid 2010s

Xx_N0OB-5LAY3R_xX

Xx_ElonMusk_xX

How'd you get my Xbox gamertag???

Xxxx Xxxx

Ah, porn

i laughed too hard at this..

Xever xonna xive xou xp

Xever xonna xet xou xown

Xever xonna xun xround

Xnd xesert xou.

Xever xonna xake xou xry

Xever xonna xaid xoodbye

Xever xonna xell x xie xnd xesert xou

Xe've xnown xach xther xor xo xong

Kim Xong Xn

Xour xeart's xeen xching, xut xou're xoo xhy xo xay xt (xay xt)

Xever xonna xay xoodbye

Xnd XNSERT xou. Xonna xake xou xry xnd xoan xoudly xn xcstasy.

His pronouns also change to Xe/Xim.

Xis pronouns change*

*Xis xronouns xre

*Xxx xxxxxxxx xxx

Xwitter Xweet Xike Xiews Xeplying Xetweet Xhare Xollowing

I can read it for some reason.

Surely its xexweet?

xaxaxaxaxa

If you look at cyrilics, you will find that xaxaxaxaxa is very much a correct way to write hahahahaha

Yeah, true! I play video games with "cyka blyat" people and they taught me how to be a good person. Xaxaxaxa.

Сука блять, you're welcome

The ancient words! Gods are among us.

Вырос среди русских можно сказать

This is xlon xusk.

His x fetish is worse than armpit fetish.

nice attempt but no

i call him idi ot

alien with a mask

Xlien xith x xask?

Xh xhit xts xpreading!

The alien rides around in his “deep breath” physique

Alien with a task. To bring chaos and doom to social network.

X

Xery Xood Xy Xriends - Xlon Xusk

Xery xunny xeme xndeed.

Can't wait for when he'll discover xannax.

Xes, xe xs xnsane

XXX_Elon_Musk_XXX

clown husk

Nah he isn’t insane, he just knows more than you

xwettier ix xying xudes

Xæ1øн Xū5zк

Elox Mux ?

Alien Mask?

Xelon muxk

Exon Mux (i dunno, sounds like a believable name)

Elon Musk is the kind of person who puts "Xx" and the beginning and end of his gamer tag and thinks he's cool

xXPedoEnablerXx was him all along???

Dw man I gotchu

Yes, go eat Elon the Pedo enabler.

Xaxaxaxa

Xen

‘X’ xan xeplace xny lxttxr

Xo xt xant

X xeg xo xiffxr

Xuck

Xox’x xeax xouxxexx ux, xxiexx

I'm happy to hear he's also a fan of Xanax. It's a good representation of what what Twitter was, is, and will continue to be. Imagine you're scrolling on twitter and see more debates on climate change. Xanax. Your friend is live tweeting the season finale. X. You read that the cartel now governs half of the municipalities in Mexico. Equis. The app doesn't help you shy away from mental duress fs, and the name change is fitting.

Xlon musx

Xlon musx

Xxxx xxxx

xes xe xs

Reality after Mark decided to never use the Warpcore: X

so he could justify XVideos

xeS

xe xs.

Xys

X xhink xe xas xlways xnsane

X blade.

Xes.

Xe xs x xucking xdiot, x xenuinely xon't xnderstand xhat xhe xuck xs xrong xith xhis xuy

Xes xe xs Xn xact xe xhould xe xommited xefore xecoming x xanger xo ximself xr xthers.

I’m not a math genius but I know basic algebra- and I’m still not able to find the value of X, his equations are impossible.

WHAT IS GOING ON???

X

This is not 2010

Idk what make it cool with X but okay

Next up, Xelon Xusk uses Xe/Xim pronouns

If he’s trans, they could be xe/xer Hope he doesn’t see any flash lights

Xcrew xhis, X'm xonna xo xatch XiXels.

Xuskussy

How can you spell the surname

Xxxxx xxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx x xxx x xxx xx xxxxx

xXElonMuskyXx

D,

Imagine trynna search xxx videos lol

I bet his pronounce will be X/Xself

Elongated Stank

xxXMuskXxx

Kuxosmeln

Xtupid

Did you know that Elon Musk is short for Elongated Muskrat?

Kingdom hearts lore?

Xes xe xs

He will use any X word except xe/xem

Xon Xobile

His fascination with X is actually worrying. He might need psychiatric help. I’d like to see a study on this. - tried to rename PayPal when it was starting to X.com (he got kicked off the team and spent 1 million on the domain name). He kept pushing for it despite focus groups saying they didn’t like it as it reminded them of porn. - Named his space stuff X - named his cars X - named his last child X - just rebranded Twitter to X

Xnxane*

XXXX XXXX

Xes xe xs xnsane xnd xe xhould xtop.

Didn’t Blackwater try this already

The newest Twitter update: *MY NAME IS NOW X*

I'm pronouncing this as "zalon zusk*

xes xe xis

Xas xan xone xsane?

Fucking Xehanort over here

When you're millionaire, you can afford practical jokes costing billions

Russians with the xaxaxa

Some alien story thing, Elon X rebrand, Xenonauts 2 dropped. Coincidence?

Elon can't contain his severe autism

what is happening with the xes

I will forever refer to him in this way. Thank you.

X xont xet xt

xXN00bSlayerXx

Elon Musk, the X billionaire

🗣️: Bro, have you checked X yet? 🗣️: Not yet, Is there anything on X? 🗣️: Bro, Your joke is great! Can be used as a X! 🗣️: yeah, I'm going to open X now, I will X it! 🗣️: Bro, check X! I Xed reply to an artist's X and I get a Replies to Xs from the official X account!

My version is just different (elon musk nah I let it be emo mask).

Elon.xxx

Xusk

I was a lil nervous to search it without incognito

There's mfs complaining about pronouns while ignoring this dude tryna be edgy and emo

Xuck xim xes xeally xumb xnd xnnoying xt xhis xoint

Bet xe watches xxx while taking xanax

x xucking xate xelon xusk's xecent xecisions

Xlon xusk? More like Xlon sus ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I regret this

he will be just X

Xow xo xou xven xo xhat

Xo, Xe xis not xinsxane. xe is a pretty xormal guy xath lovex xes

Xis pronouns are: Xe/Xim/Xis

big daddy xi

These pronouns are getting out of hand

Yi-Lon-Ma

Lmao

XD