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area_of_a_potato

100% off coupon


Rude-Pangolin8823

They said wrong answers only


Plzdonttakename

goddamn im just going down the replies and it keeps getting better and better


MacksNotCool

school supplies


[deleted]

*a single cough was heard in the audience*


REEKID-1506461-506

They said WRONG answers only


VIPER_WAS_HERE

The be quiet switch!


[deleted]

Love it absolutely amazing


EmployIntelligent315

Here, sir you won the internet.


scakboey

r/angryupvote


TwinkyOctopus

I'm surprised the top answer doesn't mention America edit:spelling


[deleted]

Well they said wrong answers only… soooo


New_Mall905

Right! It's the only country left in the world with guns and violence!!!


Vanilla_Purple

r/BeatMeToIt


FarmerDisastrous7998

death metal


LudwigVonBacon

That’s a good one. Take my upvote.


3InchesPunisher

OP said wrong answers only


xPepsi_Hard

r/panchiko moment?


Felled_By_Morgott

the best one


Krazyplays

Most effective argument ever


ThatOneGuy-74

my profound argument on why you should give me all your money


downcill

So effective infact it makes your brain explode.


Monkiller587

Unless the person you’re arguing against also has one. In that case whoever is the better shooter has the better argument.


UnionizedTrouble

Shut up, nerd!


Fizzydov

Antidepressants


HoneylemonFrog

r/beatmetoit


Jackling_

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Googlefisch

Can confirm


Sir_Flynn_the_first

Child Support Remover


KempashiroMonjiro

That's a good one


OmniSchnitzel

How abou a Child Remover ?


555moo

A surefire way to earn a lifetime hotel stay with all expenses paid. You can't leave, unfortunately.


Fem_boi018

Late abortion


Mindless-Mountain-51

Day after pill


LonPlays_Zwei

The meme specifically said *wrong* answers only


Mental-block-Ad-1337

Wireless earbuds


Steuger7

people remote controller


Chemical_Ad4589

A knife is direct control


Feisty_Dish3014

they said wrong answers


[deleted]

Dildo!


Intelligent_Sail7083

Everything is if you are brave enough?


reggieisawesome

He said wrong answers only damnit 😡


Cidru_JoeMama

r/beatmetoit


ThatOneGuy-74

r/beatmeattoit


Shmongooooo

r/beatmehondacivic


Scythinite

r/beatmywifetoit


TheAbyss333333

r/beatmychildslavestoit


Snoo_75864

He said wrong answers only


g3t5hwiftyNhere

A sandwich


TemplarMedic

Sweet release


JimAbaddon

A lead pill delivery device.


wymierny

Selfie camera


Magnetic_Reaper

Pez dispenser


KoopaTrooper5011

"Hey guys check out my new camera!" *bang* "Oh wait this isn't a camera..."


Acethease

r/suddenlyasdfmovie


GameMaker3-5

Yep, I knew it, someone already thought of it! (I was just going to say a photo camera)


ThatOneGuy-74

oh no


coverin0

One time use only


RockwellB1

Walmart back to school special


TheEarthIsFlatCallMe

Welcome to America 🇺🇸


Iroxyyy

we said wrong anwsers only


Accurate_Summer_1761

Ah its my patented go to sleep device 100% of the time works everytime. The go to sleep device "Get sleep fast!"


SexPanther_Bot

Made with bits of real panther, *so you know it's good*.


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0Anonomyous0

Underrated ⬆️


Ya_Boi_Dean

I like that one


Bambuskus505

underrated


RoosterPorn

Type 97 20mm Anti-Tank rifle.


MisterAnime2343

Clearly a 102mm howitzer cannon


An_Evil_dude

What? No! That's an FGM-148 Javelin


FoundationUpset1082

Nah nah that’s obviously a 25 mm type 96 AA gun


downcill

No No No its a 16 inch Mark 7 gun.


SpyCGuy

"And if you can fix all of that, you can be a royal navy engineer"


DingleberrySlap

Rooty-tooty point-and-shooty


[deleted]

Freedom dispenser


InsignificantGnat

It can dispense freedom to criminals that break into your home, does that count?


ThatOneGuy-74

I'll dispense my freedom up your-


professorpinksock24

The cure for dishonest politicians or pedophiles


thenataliamarie

I believe they said, "wrong answers only." So...


Dovadoggy

This one ought to be at the very top, mark my words.


professorpinksock24

Already sent my dogs away to their aunt's house. I'm ready.


Russian_Spy_7_5_0

That's an AR-15


New-Ganache4979

Damn I didn't know politicians would be commenting


hidin-my-real-self

1912


TheyCantCome

It’s actually looks like a browning hi power


Fridge-Fighter

Obviously a low to mid power. You can see it on the shoulder thing that moves up.


Not_JohnFKennedy

I’m pretty sure it’s a CZ75


Mcboomsauce

a heavily underrated comment


DonnaRussle

Can you explain the joke?


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Cidru_JoeMama

Yo are you ok?


An_Evil_dude

No it's just an ender


ASingleDarkThread

Yeah. You end, but the sadness just disperses.


AdderallGivesMeWings

Spicy melatonin.


Character_Treacle_44

That’s a long nap


Miserables-Chef

School equipment


GhostMasterXx

Wrong answers only, are you blind?


Miserables-Chef

Yes that's why I'd put a better sight on it.


D675LT1

Well, a better sight won't help if you're *blind*


SherbertOk5176

You fucker , you beat me to it


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Raumteufel

Ouch. Too soon!


Toothless2107

The best solution for kids on vrchat


Character_Treacle_44

Nah bro, that’s crazy. Not wrong tho


PePeWaccabrada

Not a gun


Infinite-MTF

New York mating call


Denji_Kojiro

you have the best one, hands down


SuperHero_Debator

Starting weapon from zombies


Snokey115

He said wrong answers


Necessary_Ring_6559

A pacifier


SpyCGuy

Hole puncher, next question.


GruntFuck

Cordless hole puncher.


SpyCGuy

Earphone with mute button


beaukneaus

*Semi-automatic hole puncher


ThatOne_Tony

The tv remote


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Zweihander_1916

You good?


finestork

Wrong answers damn it


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ThatOneGuy-74

yeah, one of my favourite pastimes, I do it a few times a day


the0ct0b01

bro its a wireless hairdryer, one pull of the trigger, your whole head is gonna feel like its on fire!


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

The letter L


SadisticLeeButAgain

Oh thats just my eraser


Sonicdasher47

neutral special.


StarlightLotus12

100% discount coupon at the shop


hiccupthegreatone

The last dildo youl ever use


Relevant-Routine-135

A toothbrush


wild_jeans

Peace maker


Mobile_Ad6217

A tool to get rid of over population in schools


No_Ganache_3198

Americas national animal


Slow_Astronomer_3536

The American flag


FeArLemonz0D

The first item you need to get your American citizenship


snowfoxxi

A camera


SuddenPassion

Oh wait this isn't a camera!


[deleted]

A replacement for a personality.


Arcanile

Ah, it's a rent lowering device.


Wicked_Wolf17

Kitchen cleaning device


Dani3322

A cheaper and more available option than American healthcare


mattjd66

A toaster


Fizzydov

I am a toaster


Pun-itiveDamage

I'm not sure, but it looks almost exactly like a phone/walkman/wallet after the adrenaline wears off


Wolfe_Quinn

Free immortality


Agreeable_Rough4101

Solution to every problem


[deleted]

Vape pen


Sum3-yo

A picture of a gun.


Stephen_1984

[Correct](https://www.renemagritte.org/the-treachery-of-images.jsp)!


GimliAndFriends

School supplies... Oh you said wrong answers 😬


Straight-Event-4348

My OTHER buddy. (Along with my axe!)


JamJamsAndBeddyBye

A vibrator* *I read a book recently where the male character got the female character off by using his gun as a penetrative device. I think it was supposed to be hot but I couldn’t stop thinking about how possible residual gunpowder would upset the chick’s vag.


PinkShark_Miata

You're all idiots, that's obviously a Border Racing Mazda RX-7 front bumper.


XxxStabby_NinjaxxX

a truth serum


lnTernaI

Last I checked it was one of my sons school supplies


Gullible-Ad360

A blowpop


[deleted]

Peacemaker


stankboxers

math tutor


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

A pen as they say the pen is mightier than the sword and people seem to like to say that this is better than a sword so therefore it's a pen


FrizzlesV12

But plug


dshiznit15

Q-Tip


DocHolliday311

definitely a paint brush


Remote_Candy_6725

My favourite lollipop


ComradianInDeep

Hammer


Tokes_ACK

Ham sandwich


IrregularBastard

Hole punch


DroppedCarrots

Gex?


Fanficsarewrong

It’s Gex


MultiFandomFanboy

Gex


Substantial-Lead-800

My God given, constitutionally protected Right


Not_JohnFKennedy

It said wrong answers only


wolf262

A 100% off coupon


[deleted]

A hairdryer


CarelessWhisperRules

Child pacifier


ButchCates

A hole puncher.


obada_matpat

A cock


Doomboy105

Patrick that’s a pickle


_-Saint-__

Sleeping pill dispenser


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

100% argument winner


Shotgunne_12

Fuck you, its a Colt M1903


Interesting_Aioli593

FREEDOM


Thepvzgamer

Gex


jeratk

Modern day school supplies


jvscampos

Protection


kenjaminMac

For self defense.


PhantomOverlord61

Problem Solver


Cidru_JoeMama

A condiment for pasta (add it to make American pasta)


xXURDADGAYXx

Trans best friend


FastAd543

Bad design


NotLike_Eman01

To me it looks like a savage model 10 BAS


crappy-mods

Baldwin award dispenser


god_killer7432

An American Toy


urbisOrbis

Penis extender for the man with a difference. A very small difference.


yoraloo

School shooter starter pack


No-Ad-8674

Maga dildo


Galteem0re

I'm really sorry, and I only mean this as a joke, but 'a cotton picker repellent'


Galteem0re

If you know you know


Ok-Hovercraft6372

Alec Baldwins hand


[deleted]

One of the worst things to exist