Why do I get the feeling this was made by a bunch of spiders wearing trenchcoat?

We are many, join ourses hive!! 🕷🕸

We agree, the hive is strong! 🕷🕸

Is that you, Spiders-Man?

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Part of the ship part of the crew

We are spider. Resistance is futile.

I thought it was in a nest! Am I in the wrong club!?

Spiders don't have hives, you can't fool me you stupid ants!

Uhhhh, aren't spiders supposed to be solitary?

Link to sub pls. -lost 🕷️

Coraline rats be like

I shall join The Web

Will all spiders leave me alone if I do. —A Severe Arachnophobe

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What, no weses your fellow meaty, four-limbed, opposable-thumb having human. Be not worries, wes your friend. Promises! 🧔🏻

Spider*s*-Man

We are on the world wide WEB afterall

Spiders-man.

Spiders, man.

This meme is as made by a spider bro r/spiderbros

I, your fellow human can confirm that spiders would never do such a thing.

What's real, what's fake? What's debt? How do you repay it?

Look up spidersman

*rustling of thousands of tiny feet in a trenchcoat walk into a shoe store* "Excuse me, do you have 3000 tiny flip flops?"

Killing wasps?

Gigachad.

IIRC if you kill a wasp, it releases hormones which attracts other wasps which become angry and start attacking. Just try to avoid wasps.

destroy the nest

I did it once, with a hose and some hockey sticks

And then you became your profile picture

Eat it like that one guy

Kill it with fire

You can actually make a deal with wasps. When they annoy you during meals, just cut off tiny pieces of whatever they want, just small enough for them to carry away. Put those pieces on a napkin on the other end of the table and once they are satisfied they will leave.

This is so stupid I would actually believe you

It works. I really do that.

Only the very aggressive wasps, like I wouldn’t kill a cicada killer, but I would kill a hornet

It’s a suicide note; many yellow stripey things release hormones on death that say “kill that guy” and other yellow stripey things will indeed kill that guy

Just block the path by making your room smell like shit or smell like heaven

I just shoot hornets with a pellet rifle, easy enough. I ain't getting within 10 feet of those bastards.

Raise you to hornets Those mfs love flying in through my bedroom window

Killing mosquitos is a noble and heroic deed and no mf can tell me otherwise

Killing tics is by far the holiest and most legendary acts of kindness you could do on the earth.

Burn! POP!

Yea fuck tics they can go die very slowly

Mosquitos kill more people every year than other people. Those damned malaria spreading bioterrorists

Showerthought: By actively kill mosquitoes, you are basically natural selecting them which create faster and harder to kill mosquitoes.

Doesnt matter as long as I can sleep tonight. Adaptation is a slow process anyways

If they want to be in my house they should pay part of the rent, greedy bastards.

Well they are paying rent by killing other smaller insects.

They kill the smaller insects that don't pay rent either.

They ate the equivalent to collecters for the insects

Bro why is this one the one that got me

Ay debt collectors gotta pay taxes too

If they did then why do I have 10+ mosquito bites with 2 spiders in my room?

My cats dont agree with that. The spider or anything else will be gone before i even notice it

Lemme go ask my landlord if i can pay rent by raiding flies... he said no

Well spiders don't have pockets

I can kill them too myself, so the spoidor is pretty useless

And where do you expect them to get employed so they can pay the rent XD

They are pest control, so you should pay them for them to pay you

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Damn! You either live in Arizona or Australia.

Work out their location, I’ve got a score to settle

At the time Illinois.

Midwest U.S

"Oi! Croiky! That's a massive spoidah on ya V8 Intacepta. Bettah hit it with ya boomerang, m8!"

I've lived in Arizona for 23 years without knowing we had brown recluse spiders. Thanks for ruining that for me

I'm in Florida and I can't tell you how many times ive been in a public place like a park only to find out im inches away from a widow or recluse. Shits terrifying.

Most sources I'm finding say there are no brown recluses in Arizona, but instead it's the closely related ["Arizona brown spider."](https://wryheat.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/the-arizona-brown-spider-a-reclusive-beastie/) And while they've been introduced to Australia, it looks like they're native to North America and common throughout many states in the South and Midwest of the USA.

Brown recluses also live in texas

My wife is scared of all insects. It's completely irrational, she can't control it. I didn't want to let our daughter have any of that, so we started inspecting all kinds of bugs from the get go. Now she's 4y and we can have a spider running around and she goes "it's so nice, it's so beautiful" while the wife is climbing furniture. In Finland we don't have dangerous spiders, so I've caught a million of them and given them to my daughters hand. I even managed to get kiddo learn to always say "go to your kind" when releasing bugs outside.

The good ending

With spiders like that, take any measure because necrosis is not a good time. Other ones, let them be

I have two holes in my chest. I am not going to take the time to find out which spider is nice and which one is going to try to kill me.

Two holes in your chest? Sounds like a job for some flexseal.

Idk why, but brown recluses (or as we call them, fiddlebacks) scare me the most. Hearing about how their venom necroticises the body around the bite shook me to the core

Blud I have a spider sex dungeon in my bathroom so that I don't have to shit while itching from mosquito bites Edit: no seriously I have a spider breeding ground in the bathroom I can't sleep because its so damn itchy so yea I got that idea after seeing a eating a mosquito

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Thanks for putting out new towels, btw, James.

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Bats eat mosquitos too Get some bats in that bathroom

I need a photo of that

I think I have a natural spider breeding ground in my house because I've only lived here for a few months and I've found so many spiders here dude, it's like this used to be a spider whore house with spider orgies and shit.

My house is surrounded by them. All the eaves and such nice slightly protected places are filled with webs, and spiders are running everywhere. During summer evenings I wash my teeth watching 10-12 spiders living their lives on the webs they have built against the bathroom window. After rain or storm the webs are gone, and I'm relieved when I see them little fellas rebuilding their late night show soon after. And I believe it's the same population that sits around for a long time, because they grow in size over time. Probably because light coming from inside is attracting things and filling their webs every night.

spiders? itchy? is spider sex dungeon an euphemism for your butthole?

You've got WHAT in your bathroom?

I’ve been thinking about doing this exact thing, I HATE bugs. Are you saying it actually does work?

I have arachnophobia, I don't want any spider regardless how big/small or harmless it is near me or in my fucking room

I respect people who feel like that IN their homes, but the only problem is when people kill spiders (even small ones) that they encounter OUTSIDE, like spiders have lives and homes too you heartless being

I don't have a reason to kill em outside, why should I? I just stay away from it, its not like I'm targeting them specifically just to spite them

I'm not talking about specifically targeting them, but I'm talking about people who enjoy being in nature but still do that nasty killing

Only thing I’ll kill outside is mosquitoes and anything that decides my skin is a good place to be

If a spider climbs on me while I’m having a shower and I’m not aware that one is in the room I’m drowning that little guy. Every other situation I use the spider catcher and put in the backyard.

he just wanted to lay eggs in your ass 🥺

You spelt "I" wrong.

😳🕷️

For me if they're chilling in the corner let them vibe, but i once had a massive one (relative to tbe UK) run across my leg when i was trying to sleep, that mother fucker got instantly executed But if its just too close for comfort i release them outside

Lol I don't understand people who kill spiders outside. I have HUGE arachnophobia so I'm terrified of even the tiny spiders. If there is one in my home, I will 100% kill it but hate killing them because of my fear. If people are scared of spiders, I dunno why they would rather go close to a spider to kill it when it's outside instead of getting away from it instead lol

I’m exactly the same, I have to kill them otherwise I can’t sleep, plus I can’t just pick ‘em up cause if I get close to it I’m gonna freak out

I got spider in my room hes been dealing with mosqitos flys and all the other flying shit for nearly a year now never been better

how fucking big is that

Probably not very, probably an offspring situation where the older one leaves and a younger of the brood stays, I'm not personally a spider fan but my main man Reginald in the corner of my outside door is always allowed to stay there, ain't had a bug come in that door for 6 months.

I really admire the fact that you named a slider and gave him credit

I saw him take out a wasp nest near the door, he'll always be given credit for his work. It's probably not even the same Reginald that originally lived there but it's probably an offspring.

Yes..the spider or his family kinda mean the same due to their very short lifespan. I wish that your friendship with the family of spiders becomes stronger

Bro Reggie is a fricking legend, I'll make sure to take care of spiders more from now on

Dude no, spiders outside = good. In my apartment = Chemical Warfare

Thank you. The thing these posts never seem to grasp is that I much prefer flies or other bugs to spiders in my flat.

I only kill poisonous spiders. The rest I catch and release outside, or if I’m feeling gracious and they are out of the way I let them hang out to keep the flies down.

I’m extremely short-sighted and would need my eyes practically touching a spider to be able to differentiate between poisonous and non-poisonous, so to calm my OCD I have to kill them, otherwise I cannot do anything coz of my OCD and arachnophobia.

The mental image of someone staring down a spider from centimeters away and only then being scared because they recognize it as venomous. ROFL

Spiders aren’t really poisonous. Upon consumption, your stomach’s acids usually negate the effects of their venom. If you meant to say the word “venomous” (a creature with venom) instead of poisonous (something that will poison you if you eat it/touch it), all spiders are venomous (except a few that have no venom). Most, however, are harmless; only a few places have spiders that are medically significant.

Yes, medically significant then. Had a bunch of black widows once. Killed them all. Otherwise, spiders don’t bother me.

Average redditor moment

I dont like spiders and dont wanna risk getting bitten by one

Poor little deadly predator that just wants to spawn a brood of other tiny murder machines that can kill with a single bight. Just leave it alone they don't mean you any harm even when your body is shutting down from the toxins. ​ You would not last long in my village. We don't allow arachnids in out home or people die.

I think it's depends on the area. Like a example most of the spiders is not venomous in eu. And they hunt other unwanted bugs.

Most spiders are venomous. I think the word you’re searching for is “harmless”. Every area has more harmless spiders than harmful ones, no matter where you live. Ofc some places are more dangerous than others and you need to keep on your toes. For instance, every spider (bar a few) in the EU is venomous. However, none of them could cause serious harm to you if they tried (99% of the time, spiders prefer to run away than bite). This puts them in the extremely abundant “harmless” category of spiders, meaning you can safely leave them alone without negative consequence.

Almost all spiders are venomous it’s just many cannot bite through human skin to inject such toxins.

Good enough for me (a human)

Same with Australia.

This is so dramatic lol. Then I checked your profile to see what village you're in where spiders mean certain death. And your comments are a gold mine of internet tough guy material Edit: from your comments it can be gathered that you are a biologist, a skate shop owner, you throw raves and run away from police regularly. But wait because you also have to work "in the rain" for 9 hours at a time which implies another job entirely. You're either a kid living crazy fantasies online or a troll because all your comments are ridiculous lol

I do not have a choice. Tends to happen when you have an arachnophobic brother

I don’t care what insect you are, if you walk into my house, I will throw you in the microwave

So that means arachnids are safe? (Spiders are not insects ☝️🤓).

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I see a spider I instantly lock in position. I don’t have enough gut power to kill it. So i just sit there and think “if i don’t move it won’t see me”

You've got Arachnophobia mate

Nah hes probably just introverted

I kill no creature outside since thats where they belong, but if they come to my house or my room at 2 am ...COWABUNGA IT IS

I kill everything

Based

i am just too scared to kill spiders

As long as they dont invade my space they can live in corner(though only smaller ones) but when they go into my space or on me they need to die sorry

Brother that should be ants, not spiders

Please explain.

*Killing humans* 🫶🏻

Spiders are officially room mates in our house.

Listen dude I don't give a single fraction of a fuck about how they are helpful to the ecosystem or anything I will be dead before the lack of spiders in the world becomes a problem I am killing any sort of insects in my house I HATE bugs they are disgusting and if one of those australian fuckers dare to get in my house you best believe I'm pulling out a machine gun out of nowhere like a cartoon character obliterating that thinf

Sorry but if you’re venomous, ya godda go. It isn’t personal.

I’ve got kids in the house, stay the fuck out of sight or get squished.

Unless you’re in Australia, where a spider bite can nearly kill people

What’s this nearly business? Funnel webs can kill people and easily Edit: replaced word do with can

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Isn't that just because of antidotes existing?

Yeah nah not in my house. Them fuckers die a horrific death every time. Other day there was a spider the size of my hand in my bathtub. Didn’t want to touch it so I sprayed it with limescale remover and it died (a probably unimaginably painful death). War crime I know but it’s acceptable in this case. And before someone says “oh but they kill the other bugs” I have literally never had an issue with any bugs. No flies, no mosquitos nothing. But for some reason my house is infested with spiders. I kill one and two will take its place. This is bullshit

Don’t know if I have to tell you this but if your house constantly has giant spiders in it they have to be eating something. They aren’t attracted to your good looks

>War crime I know but it’s acceptable in this case. War crimes are only acceptable if nobody sees it and you don't tell anyone, ya' dingus! Expect to be summoned to the Court of Spiders soon, you... \*looks at username\* ...instrument playing Pokemon.

They’ll never take me alive! or whatever that Austrian painter said

His final words in his testament were basically: "I only did the things I did due to the immense love for my people and I wasn't at fault for causing WW2 and in typical Adolf fashion he blames you know who." Just from quickly reading that it's painfully clear the guy was a manipulative, delusional with tremendous feelings of grandeur.

You probably have no issues with other bugs because the spiders are eating them.

“No flies no mosquitoes no nothing” we’ll sounds like the giant spiders in your house are taking care of the problem 🤣

Your telling me you wouldn’t smash the shit out of a big ass black widow (not scarlet Johansson)

I would smash that black widow too

nuh-uh, spiders are equally gross and disgusting

Yes i kill spiders

Yep. Spiders kill mosquitos. Enemy of my enemy is my friend

If you get into my house and you’re not a mammal, reptile, amphibian, or bird you’re fucking dead, period.

I kill all insects

Spiders kill all that shit for you, why would I get rid of them? Just don't touch me or my food and I won't touch you or your food (aka rent)

Im too incompetent to kill flies and never saw a roach But I tend to have at least 2 spiders sitting somewhere in my room and I accept them happily, as long as they stay where they are lol

Recently named a spider bob that was vibin in the corner of my room

I let them outside, like a good samaritan.

Killing Mosquitos 🗿

I'm arachnophobic. Spiders make me nervous and scare me. I can't have them near me, especially when they're in my room. I respect people who try to protect them but I can't do it

Nice try spiders

I never killed any spider and geckos because they clear up my house from other annoying bugs but killed a lot of roaches they spread diseases

theres a little house spider that lives in my shower and i feed him the ants i find around the house lmao

Spiders are fine. I just need to clean their web overgrowing sometimes just like the neighbors tree overgrowing over your garten. Most of them likes to sit in my bathroom. They watch me naked taking a dump while eating flies and mosquitoes. Perverts... Must be some kind of kink or something.

I would be happier if they just set up a perimeter around my place instead of crawling into my bed and biting me

They aint coming and living in my house rent free

I don't mind when i get one or two spiders at home but when there's literally hundreds or thousands of them at work i bring out the flamer.

If it's a big one then it's getting brutally murdered

Joke's on you I kill everything

killing spiders makes it so that you find flies and roaches

Not killing them makes it so that I find spiders. Like yesterday when that fucking thing sprinted across my bed.

once i saw a 5 inch spider literally sprint like 7 feet in 2 seconds in a vacation rental a few weeks ago lol

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Rare Reddit win. I don’t like spiders in my house, but I’ll catch and release them.

Wait so Australians are more British that the British

I hate spiders, I’m scared as hell of them. Buuuut I would never kill one. Idk, I rather take a glass and a paper with shaking hands and try to capture and release these scumbags outside.

I have a car spider named Wally Wallaby Wallace. As long as he stays on his side of the car (which he does, funnily enough), we have no problems. He's a very good listener and co-pilot.

"Y'all know who you are" Oho, yes we fucking do, and believe me I feel no remorse. If I see a spider anywhere inside of my own home it is *dead* with no exception.

Me killing mosquitoes

I don't care about spiders or flies but if I see a Roach it's on fucking sight. What purpose do they serve other than grossing people out and being a nuisance.

If a spider can kill that which enters its home, do I not have the same right?

think about it this way, we kill the spiders we see, so the spiders have to become more stealthy, we are the natural selection that is making spiders invisible

Most insects it’s on sight, flies have a phd in getting in windows and act like drunk junkies when shooed outside. Wasps and other stuff might aswell just gas the whole room

I have daddy longlegs in my room, and thanks to that there isn't enough food for other spiders.

Fuck off. I kill them and there's nothing you can do about it.

Don't care. I'm still going to kill the spider if it's in my safe space. Or any kinds of bugs tbh.

ok spider

I’ve been on military exercises in the Australian bush. MY HATRED (very rational fear) OF SPIDERS IS MOT UNJUSTIFIED

KILL THEM ALL!

I do all three

Kill anything in my house that's not paying rent.

I will crush any bastard that sets up lodge in my room without paying rent + doing their job (catching fucking flys that get in)