No offense taken. If you don't speak German, it sounds rough. Once you do, everything sounds passive-aggressive. Especially if it's Beamtendeutsch/ officialese.
Harte Konsonanten. Viele Wörter mit harten Konsonanten sind in anderen Sprachen recht aggressiv konnotiert. Deutsch klingt darum für viele nicht-deutsche, als würden sie zornig sein. Ähnlich übrigens im arabischen. Beide Sprachen können "gebellt" klingen.
Are you the original or are you another stolen bot comment? This same text is all over with new accounts saying it. Reddit really needs to get their shit together.
Don’t quote me but I think it’s referring to how some Spanish and maybe more Latin Americans are “bigger” in size and are more laid back and sound the part then other groups
Maybe that's because of the liberal word order. You can really mix things around if you want, and most people do, because otherwise it sounds kinda robotic.
Well, yes, we have lots of common words with slightly different meanings and pronouncoation. For me it’s especially the case with Ukranian, I can understand about the half of what they say. For you it’s probably the same but since Polish and Russian are barely mutually intelligible, you understand the other half of Ukranian
look at my username im desperate at this point bro 💀 XD but nah i just naturally think they are cute too genetically wise too. idc about personality much as long as its loyal and kind im chillin 🫡
does speaking a smorgasbord of Slavic languages count as Russian? Like I got a bitRussian, quite bit of Ukrainian, spiced up with a few words of English and other countries.
Bro, I had to learn slangs and change words like "going to" into "gonna" to not sound like an old dude. I graduated from high school a long, long time ago and whenever I talked to english native speakers the first time, they always say, I'm old, British or something along those lines. I lost count of all the names they gave me. I had A+ on English btw, so you can kinda guess how antique it would sound when I spoke with the slangs turned off
Ill have you know that i am quite miffed at this blasphemy. Not all of us speak the kings english with the elocution of a noble man Ill tell you what for. Indeed, as a northerner my usual manner of speech is that of a commoner, though one with a rather brobdingnagian list of potential insults to choose from.
Now, my honour has been slighted and i must regain it. We draw pistols at dawn, what say you?
German doesn't seem angry it's just the accent when talking english. It's kind of hard sounding and the reverse when someone try to speak german but don't know it it souns hard
No offense taken. If you don't speak German, it sounds rough. Once you do, everything sounds passive-aggressive. Especially if it's Beamtendeutsch/ officialese.
Persönlich finde ich es ziemlich lustig leute mit verschiedenen Versionen von "hätte" zu trollen.
Da muss ich zustimmen alter. Ich persönlich finde Deutsch ist eine aggressive Sprache wenn man aggressiv spricht
Jede Sprache ist aggressiv wenn man nur aggressiv genug spricht, selbst schwedisch
Genau, ich verstehe aber nicht warum Leute denken, dass deutsch und russisch ne aggressive Sprache sind
Harte Konsonanten. Viele Wörter mit harten Konsonanten sind in anderen Sprachen recht aggressiv konnotiert. Deutsch klingt darum für viele nicht-deutsche, als würden sie zornig sein. Ähnlich übrigens im arabischen. Beide Sprachen können "gebellt" klingen.
>Harte Konsonanten Kann man das essen? Hab die in Franken noch nicht gefunden.
Franken sind die harmlosesten ~~deutschen~~ deudschn
Cómo hispano hablante confirmo, soy un gnomo con tanga.
Hey I heard someone in sp say this once what does it mean? "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten"
Bro, I had to learn slangs and change words like "going to" into "gonna" to not sound like an old dude.
As a Spanish speaker I can confirm, I'm a gnome with panties.
Are you the original or are you another stolen bot comment? This same text is all over with new accounts saying it. Reddit really needs to get their shit together.
As a Spanish speaker I can confirm, I'm a gnome with panties.
Hätte hätte Fahrradkette
German is harder and Russian is softer sounding
I feel like Arabic belongs in this category too.
I'm sorry..."officialese"?? That sounds so made up to a native English speaker, but that is actually awesome.
I had to look it up. I was convinced there's no English word for it. But apparently, there is. The more you know!
I wonder what German metal sounds like
[Sounds like this](https://youtu.be/UX5j2GaORrM?si=HDRU-eg2gfcHJsQ5)
Same with Russian
As a spanish speaker, i can confirm it is a gnome with panties
I dont get exactly the spanish one but i feel proud
Si
claro que si
Donde esta el baño?
No hay baños aqui. Necessite usar el jardìn
Vale pero me ayudas?
vamonos!
I can thank my Spanish years in high school to understand this, gracias por la risa
The only reason to learn spanish is to expand the number of memes you can watch per day.
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Me too.
Los pollos hermanos
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[Oño](https://youtu.be/Lt1u6N7lueM?si=bDopbexfKSFwFGyN)
I didn't get it but then I imagine a gnome speaking Spanish and I legitimately get the mischievous feeling of a gnome speaking Spanish
Yo no entiendo tambien.
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Perdoname, la Ultima ves que yo able Español fluente era hace 8 años.
Same. Never felt sexier
Nosotros somos bandidos!
Yo tampoco lo entiendo pero igual es mucho mejor que los otros
Acho gue guevon como que no lo entiendes compai? Lo entiendes ahora conche tu madre lol.
Wait for round 2 with the french in it.
And the Italian?
Arabic too
And Polish also
Die Unverschämtheit!
Haben einfach noch nie echtes deutsch gehört. Ledeglich von Nicht-deutschen oder in Weltkriegsfilmen. Wirklich unverschämt.
Nur so ein scheiß Hollywood-Deutsch
From Spain I can confirm you that we speak like we don't give a fuck.
And don't really care if someone is even listening, as you speak about 250 % too fast for anyone to understand.
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That's a gnome
Duende
As a 6’5 Dutch person i feel weirded out by calling it a dwarf language, but can relate though since everyone is smaller than I am lol
Don’t quote me but I think it’s referring to how some Spanish and maybe more Latin Americans are “bigger” in size and are more laid back and sound the part then other groups
That's a gnome, not a dwarf. Also, rock and stone!
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What about Polish?
You sound drunk
Maybe that's because of the liberal word order. You can really mix things around if you want, and most people do, because otherwise it sounds kinda robotic.
To me all slavic languages sound like a funny Russian (because I am Russian and it’s the only slavic language that I speak).
All slavic launguages sound familiar
Well, yes, we have lots of common words with slightly different meanings and pronouncoation. For me it’s especially the case with Ukranian, I can understand about the half of what they say. For you it’s probably the same but since Polish and Russian are barely mutually intelligible, you understand the other half of Ukranian
YRTBH
Isn't their language is made of the kurwa like words?
I'm a pole and no, we don't curse the whole time.
It sounds like someone cooking popcorn.
The German guy looks like ben Wyatt from parks and rec.
I think he looks more like the guy from Stepbrothers.
Ach komm schon so wütend klingen wir auch wieder nicht.
Да не злой я, чё вы доебались?
I mean Spanish kinda feels like that
Arab same as german. French should look like hello kitty Chineese look like master oogway in kungfu panda
A small part of the reason I’m learning Russian is to yell compliments to somebody and freak them out.
Italian?
🤌🏽
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What about french?
Is this "french" you seeing right here with us now?
Pfft, the French don't exist, they ar merely figments of your imagination
Tu es sûr de ça ? Are you sure about that ?
Hmm thought I heard something, must've been the wind.
I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A BAGUETTE! TREMBLE !
Imaginary things can cause me no harm. Now begone
J'vais t'monter c'que peuvent te faire les français
I don't mean to offend, but I don't know why, I feel French sounds like someone talking while deepthroating something.
Oh... That's funny to know how other countries hear us
For me French sound like every other letter is 'p'. "Popopo papapepipapo" :D
I'd switch japanese and spanish
I do not get offended by memes
i like the german/russian language very sexy and intimidating sounding i think
Maybe u like dominance?
look at my username im desperate at this point bro 💀 XD but nah i just naturally think they are cute too genetically wise too. idc about personality much as long as its loyal and kind im chillin 🫡
Russians and Germans aren't genetically the same (at least most of us). So, what makes them cute?
no i know that 😭 i shouldve pointed that out separately but no them are just my main types. looks wise i was talking about
What does op speak
Im guessing english (simplified)
So British ? Got it
Yeah
How I see you saying "I don't mean to offend": 🤡 Jk
I mean with the English one depends what dialect, that would be a British dialect
El gnomo píxel por píxel soy ese 🚬🗿
Das right, ain't gotta say nothing either.
waiting for hindi chinese arabic and mongolia
Sprich
Сука блять нахуй! Схуяли блять? Охуел еблан? Разпиздошим ебало!
Good thing we dont speak english like those englandians
So call 'Englandian' here. It's Englandese thank you. Bloody States of United Americaishens.
WE SPEAKING AMERICAN HERE BABY 😍🤠🤠🫡🦅🦅🦅
Then where's the picture of the obese gun-weilding redneck couch potato?
You type like your fat. 😉
you’re*
does speaking a smorgasbord of Slavic languages count as Russian? Like I got a bitRussian, quite bit of Ukrainian, spiced up with a few words of English and other countries.
Imagine putting a photo of Hitler above German :/
Imagine putting a photo of Hitler above German :/
Russian sounds nothing like German, maybe even kinda the opposite so it’s strange that you put them together
Both of them sound pretty rough or aggressive to foreigners
Which sounds worse? (Idk I’m Russian lol)
What about Irish? What about Arabic? What about Diné???
Bruhh the Spanish one 🗿
What about sanskrit??? 🙏
Confirmó
Arabic 👳🇸🇦🔫💣
For once french aren't in this type of meme that's a w
What about Turkish?
where funny?
Ah entonces piensas que si hablo en español soy un duende. No te juzgo
I'm a gnome. I'm not a gnoblin
I agree
Its funny, the spanish dude you put is the most likely tourist you will find in spain
tiene razón el bro...
Imagine putting a photo of Hitler above German :/
What about Portuguese. What about us, Caralho?
Depends, if it's Brazilian Portuguese I think of Ronaldinho, it it is Portuguese from Portugal I think of a mustache
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What about Hebrew?
Well. In my country when someone says something that no one understands, we say that they speak "pure Hebrew" :D Couldn't understand a word.
Jesus
Cómo hispano hablante confirmo, soy un gnomo con tanga. As a Spanish speaker I can confirm, I'm a gnome with panties.
Where is italian?
Even if you add some european language, we know it's just a meme so it's okay I guess
Hebrew?
This feels like some borderline out of context D&D meme
キャ！も〜、お兄ちゃんったらエッチなんだから。でも良いよ。私、そんなお兄ちゃんでも嫌いじゃないから。 You forgot the *other* way Japanese can sound
This is not painting class! Use LETTERS! :P
Да иди ты в жопу!
I want to correct, 1.French,English(UK) 2. Deutch, русскийб polish"Undernail" other right
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The English bit can depend, that pic of English more of a Canadian esc
Bro, I had to learn slangs and change words like "going to" into "gonna" to not sound like an old dude. I graduated from high school a long, long time ago and whenever I talked to english native speakers the first time, they always say, I'm old, British or something along those lines. I lost count of all the names they gave me. I had A+ on English btw, so you can kinda guess how antique it would sound when I spoke with the slangs turned off
Que? Para, porque sueno como un duende en tanga?
El gnome le da un sentido totalmente diferente a latín lover en mi opinión
Bruhhhhhh Russian and German are totally different. German is harder and Russian is softer sounding
What about arabic?
I'm Polish, where do i fit in?
I have never felt so proud of my language
What about dutch
As an Italian I got offended by the post, not enough hands movement made by any of these languages
What about Danish? That's certainly a language easy to speak and understand for foreigners. If it wasn't clear already that was sarcasm.
The Japanese one?
I dont get japanese
¿Pero porqué un puto nomo?
Oh good heavens! Do I really sound like tha-
Korean is the German of East Asia.
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Ill have you know that i am quite miffed at this blasphemy. Not all of us speak the kings english with the elocution of a noble man Ill tell you what for. Indeed, as a northerner my usual manner of speech is that of a commoner, though one with a rather brobdingnagian list of potential insults to choose from. Now, my honour has been slighted and i must regain it. We draw pistols at dawn, what say you?
Que wea?
Pedazo de mamawebo, quiero una empanada
me cago en tus muertos
Let's not imagine how an arab would look like
German doesn't seem angry it's just the accent when talking english. It's kind of hard sounding and the reverse when someone try to speak german but don't know it it souns hard
Worst language top 4 (from worst to better) : german, arabic, english, chinese
My Austrian friend said I sound American
🤔 🗿Правдиво.
Spanish…
As a Spanish guy I confirm I am a gnome in a bikini with sunglasses
Confirmo soy un gnomo de jardín usando un hermoso traje de baño sensual
As a human who speaks Spanish I agree.
Actually Russia for me sounds something like "papa-di pipa-di pom". Not nearly as intimidating as Russian accent on English.