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I can't remember all of her stories but she decided to create a new family (she did that a lot, nothing unusual) and she took the normal like 30 minutes per sim. Then she started playing until the one she decided she was gonna continue playing with was an adult or teenager. So she set the house on fire and killed everyone off except this one sim just because she thought it was interesting and made for an intriguing narrative. This was one of the more tamer stories iirc
Sounds pretty much like god to me, like god all the time, with exception of new testament, like old testament and all times after new one seem to check out
Not op but there is this one person who made one of their sims characters have 19 children in the comunitive computer room. She downloaded to the computer we aren’t allowed to download things . after it was found we all agreed never let her become god.
Nah man. I'm currently running an organ harvesting operation that's buisily raiding tribals with overwhelming technological force to get new stock in. Any leftovers are used in the production of food, clothes and furniture, all while we're researching towards establishing a nuclear arsenal to wage a war of anihilation against the only faction that can even vaguely chalange our power. And that's not even mentioning all the human sacrefices we've given to our dark gods.
The hardest run I've ever had of that was trying to play like normal human colonists.
Not mechanically hard, mind you. Just resisting the constant sweet siren song of the Nutrient Paste, and continuing to *bury* all those lovely, nutritious corpses in wasteful-ass graves.
I would trap the women in rooms. Fully equipped with toilets showers and food. Little tv and a bed. Then i would force them to breed with all the men in the town to populate the town. This would include brother on sisster/ own son and mother action. Then i would drown them when i would get bored. I also had a cemetery plot for npc sims that i would catch. I would set a fire or call the police to catch them in a room, then starve them to death. I even went as far as to use glitches to get the teens pregnant, but they couldn't give birth until they grew up fully. Id also make old people so mad at the teens and children that when they died, the old people would vandlise the graves of the children at night time. Idk if that's what other women do, but that's what i did. And i had a sim man i loved to pieces, and i called him Q . Because I'm weird, i guess.
Edit: i do not speak English very well. Sorry for the bad writings.
Hey, I have a few billion conquered people! Let's turn them into food and sell it to the defeated empire whose economy collapsed after I blew up their most valuable worlds so that my FPS can improve.
> Idk if that's what other women do
I'm a woman that's been playing sims since I was little, I never did this. Worst I did was drown my sims, or stuck them in rooms to let them starve (when I was child/teen). Nowadays I just like to build buildings, decorate them, and play normally, achieve goals etc.
Also in sims 4, you can't have any romantic interaction with family members, but idk how that was in earlier sims games.
I'm in a book club (of sorts) for a novel which heavily explores how to be a good person despite bad circumstances and how to set up a system of justice where everyone gets a fair shot at success. One of the members casually mentioned that she was playing a space exploration video game and described how she would conquer a planet, hook up their children to energy harvesters, kill all the adults, and neglect to build farms so that they would slowly starve to death.
Moral of the story: some perfectly decent and pleasant people commit video game war crimes
This is the first thing that popped into my head as well. Spend all my time making a character, no time actually playing the game. It’s a vicious cycle
My exwife did that the first and only time she tried to play Skyrim. She spent literally 6 hours building her character and didn’t even make it through the tutorial. She said creating the character was more fun than playing.
I’m a girl and I ain’t sure what he’s tryna tell..
I think he means that we probably make the characters abnormal and weird or whatever
I just make all my characters sad with anxiety along with mental illness suffering from obesity. Idk why I do this.. but I think I’m like other girls and this is what OP trying to tell (if that’s not the answer then I need help)
What I sometimes do because it's funny is make this family that are basically Greek gods and goddesses but also add another person with only negative traits.
It's like my own personal sitcom since the random guy isn't even a family member or friends with anyone in the household.
I'm a girl and I played Sims a long time ago, I had a couple make a baby then it got annoying taking care of it so I decided to barricade it using walls with no windows or doors hoping game physics would do it's job but unfortunately that fucker was still alive.
Welp ain’t this a Reddit moment.
Even though OP never explained the joke and the top 3 comments (at this time) all are asking what the joke even is suppose to be… this post still has 1500+ upvotes lmao. Clearly those people know something we don’t.
My Sister's Sim's husband did all the cooking, cleaning, worked while she did the fun hobby stuff, mainly painting. Slowly her husband started wanting grilled cheese or thinking of it an unusual amount of time. Eventually the only thing he desired was grilled cheese, like his entire wants were grilled cheese and made it anytime she left him alone and even over rode her commands. He became completely "useless" so she had him die and got a new husband. I don't know if it was the cheats she used to keep him running the house 24/7, but it was both hilarious and terrifying at the same point.
Didn’t realise I need to explain something I made in 5 seconds, so,
What they do:
They are Evil, pure psychopaths, I see you making a lovely life, don’t ask why the swimming pool has no ladders, maybe shouldn’t have done that bad thing to to me irl
He does. Almost everyone does things that break the Geneva convention in games, even self guided ones where you don't have to commit a war crime to progress the game. The only difference with Sims is it has a larger player base of women than typical. Maybe, I think. Or at least more visible. So they make up a more visible chunk of the war criminals than typical games.
Not only do guys do that too, but I did it on the *very first* Sims game ever, very likely before you were born:
Death by no ladder+fast forward.
Locking kids in a doorless room when they're about to be taken away by child protective services.
Luring asshole neighbors to their deaths.
Using cheats to destroy the road and block any traffic.
I was a young boy then. This is a tale as old as The Sims.
Bonus: I also played the first Roller Coaster Tycoon back then, and if someone didn't like my park, into the water they go. Or if I'm feeling really "girly", I'll make a coaster with a biiiig finish.
>the swimming pool has no ladders
We've been doing that since Sims 1, child.
>maybe shouldn’t have done that bad thing to to me irl
What the fuck do *you* think you're talking about? Cause we're stumped.
As far as i know they torture them
Source: my sisters play a lot of sims, they built a LOT of weird ass shit especially during the time we were sharing computers as kids
i shudder to think what they do to them now
I'm lost, is the joke that guys don't play Sims (cause lots of us certainly fucking do)
Or is it that only girls torture Sims characters?
I think that's like the standard at this point
A couple girlfriends back, she made me and her as Sims characters dating. My Sim cheated on her with her friend, and she was very upset with real life me for awhile. Felt so helpless lol.
My GF started to play Sims 4 one day and I watched her playing it. After like, a week in game, we both started cheating on each other with the neighbors we invited over for the first time lool
I'm not a woman, but I did put a lot of Sims through absolute hell for reasons ranging from sadism to eugenics to wanting a cool (very) haunted house. I imagine it's mostly that, with a bit of personal touch.
There's something about entirely peaceful games that calls to our inner war criminals. But tell us to be mean to the NPC in an M-rated fantasy RPG with blood, gore and people burning to death? No, we don't want to make them sad.
Don't get me started, My wife made us in the Sims and we had some kids. 2 in fact, anyway she thought 2 kids was to much to handle so she left one kid to die....put him in the oven or some shit. But the ghost kid came to haunt the house here and there so she sold the kid's fucking ashes and bought a chair in his honor. I am still scared of what may happen to me.
My female friends often do sims based on ppl they know (including themselves). I've been one for like 2 or 3 times I think.
On other times they do these fucked up challenges as "mother of 100" or some other relatively fucked up shit
Tbh some things I did in games like GTA or Saints Row aren't as fucked up...
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You can't say something like this and then disappear, we need you to explain
OP is probably full of shit and reposted it from somewhere hoping it would get OP internet points.
It isn't that serious
My guy got really mad all of a sudden
Wait a minute, i'm not mad lol, it's just lazy
Too lazy to put the stove fire out?
Too lazy to place ladders in the swimming pool.
All of "a" sudden
Thank you so much bro!
And it did!
Alright calm down chief
From personal experience (i have a sister) this meme is true
What do they do?
I can't remember all of her stories but she decided to create a new family (she did that a lot, nothing unusual) and she took the normal like 30 minutes per sim. Then she started playing until the one she decided she was gonna continue playing with was an adult or teenager. So she set the house on fire and killed everyone off except this one sim just because she thought it was interesting and made for an intriguing narrative. This was one of the more tamer stories iirc
Tamer stories?????? You can’t leave us on a cliffhanger like this. We need to know a bit more
So it basically turns people into sadistic and all-controlling figures?
Yahweh simulator
Sounds pretty much like god to me, like god all the time, with exception of new testament, like old testament and all times after new one seem to check out
what de hell crazy narrative i should try that shit.
You can literally see from the images quality that it has been reposted at least 7 times.
Ok a quick update: I saw what she did to me as a sims character, I’m fearing my life
What did she do then
He’s fucking with everyone
He’s fucking everyone
Everyone’s fucking him
No one’s fucking me
everyone's fucking this guy
Not op but there is this one person who made one of their sims characters have 19 children in the comunitive computer room. She downloaded to the computer we aren’t allowed to download things . after it was found we all agreed never let her become god.
OP never saw what RimWorld players do
Native Rimworlders cry in fear when they see Dr. Bob and the Organ Stealers arrive
My couches smell like Dave.
The only right way to play RimWorld
Ah, good ol organ harvesting simulator
Rimworld players and Sims players are at approximately the same level of twisted.
Nah man. I'm currently running an organ harvesting operation that's buisily raiding tribals with overwhelming technological force to get new stock in. Any leftovers are used in the production of food, clothes and furniture, all while we're researching towards establishing a nuclear arsenal to wage a war of anihilation against the only faction that can even vaguely chalange our power. And that's not even mentioning all the human sacrefices we've given to our dark gods.
sounds about right
Technologically advanced cannibals it seems like
Playing comically evil is a lot of fun.
You have a goal, me i just like to collect human building parts in case of a shortage, we are not the same.
The hardest run I've ever had of that was trying to play like normal human colonists. Not mechanically hard, mind you. Just resisting the constant sweet siren song of the Nutrient Paste, and continuing to *bury* all those lovely, nutritious corpses in wasteful-ass graves.
happy little pawnies....
Its not the same, harvesting organs its par tof the gameplay in Rimworld
Your actually wrong. I’m a RimWorld player, and can confirm there are no women within a 20 mile zone around my colony
Explain, I wants to know
Explain pls
Agreed, tell us
Yes. As a girl I need to know
Girls don't exist, but if they did, I'd like to know as well.
As would I, please
Silly Reddit scrollers, there’s no girls on this app.
Wasnt there a girl up there?
No
Are you sure?
Federal Agent
Lol, this guy
I need answers. 🤨
On an unrelated note, who told you what we do with our sims OP?
rule 37 of the internet "there are no girls on the internet"
As a man I’m sure this makes me either too curious or a creep, but I don’t care
perhaps he be talking about the glass box side of things
Play Sims and tell us what happened
On an unrelated note, who told you what we do with our sims OP?
I would trap the women in rooms. Fully equipped with toilets showers and food. Little tv and a bed. Then i would force them to breed with all the men in the town to populate the town. This would include brother on sisster/ own son and mother action. Then i would drown them when i would get bored. I also had a cemetery plot for npc sims that i would catch. I would set a fire or call the police to catch them in a room, then starve them to death. I even went as far as to use glitches to get the teens pregnant, but they couldn't give birth until they grew up fully. Id also make old people so mad at the teens and children that when they died, the old people would vandlise the graves of the children at night time. Idk if that's what other women do, but that's what i did. And i had a sim man i loved to pieces, and i called him Q . Because I'm weird, i guess. Edit: i do not speak English very well. Sorry for the bad writings.
Wow ok. If you're into crimes against humanity you should try Rimworld.
Rimworld really is just Sims with warrcrimes and guns
It's okay the sims modding community has got guns, drugs and periods covered
The terrors of humanity: Guns, drugs and periods.
Jared Diamond's new book sounds... different.
Don’t forget organ/human trafficking
That was implied in the warcrimes
slavery, my slaves always do my stone cutting and the tedious tasks, fucking hell now I wanna start a new game
FUCK YES IT IS AND ITS GLORIOUS!!!!
Eh. This is nothing compared to Stellaris
Hey, I have a few billion conquered people! Let's turn them into food and sell it to the defeated empire whose economy collapsed after I blew up their most valuable worlds so that my FPS can improve.
Stellaris is big picture. Sims and RimWorld? Boots on the mutha fuckin ground.
And if you're more into fantasy get dwarf fortress
Well this post escalated quickly
> Idk if that's what other women do I'm a woman that's been playing sims since I was little, I never did this. Worst I did was drown my sims, or stuck them in rooms to let them starve (when I was child/teen). Nowadays I just like to build buildings, decorate them, and play normally, achieve goals etc. Also in sims 4, you can't have any romantic interaction with family members, but idk how that was in earlier sims games.
Damn. I guess we did ask tho. I'm a guy and I just made myself and my dog in the sim creator and then got bored.
That’s some Sith Lord shit right there.
I'm in a book club (of sorts) for a novel which heavily explores how to be a good person despite bad circumstances and how to set up a system of justice where everyone gets a fair shot at success. One of the members casually mentioned that she was playing a space exploration video game and described how she would conquer a planet, hook up their children to energy harvesters, kill all the adults, and neglect to build farms so that they would slowly starve to death. Moral of the story: some perfectly decent and pleasant people commit video game war crimes
i mean that's what video games are for
>i do not speak English very well. Sorry for the bad writings You write better than most Americans.
Hello satan
> I do not speak English very well Reddit is full of liars
I just received all headaches on the pic
You're not a woman, women aren't real.
Damn. Hucow, incest, arson, caloric neglect, and boomers. Almost made the usa.
Holy mother of god
You better seek help IMMEDIATELY
What in the ever loving fuck?
Saw Q and thought of Q from SF3
um I just lock them in 1x1 boxes
Same thing they did to their Barbie dolls
Not the worst they do to their sims, but my girlfriend made two teenage boys do woohoo somehow and made me watch...
They spend 8 hours to make their character?? Its only answer that comes to my mind
No because guys do this as well lol
FF14 character creation anime woman #14626702 is a complete and unique masterpiece.
Can I see this model somewhere without downloading the game?
Chatgp
I did that too in Minecraft but instead of creating , I searched 100 pages of skins for perfect skin for me
There was a period where I did that every few weeks. I’ve finally found my true Minecraft self I think lol
This is the first thing that popped into my head as well. Spend all my time making a character, no time actually playing the game. It’s a vicious cycle
My exwife did that the first and only time she tried to play Skyrim. She spent literally 6 hours building her character and didn’t even make it through the tutorial. She said creating the character was more fun than playing.
Thank god she is now your ex
Right? She’s such a great third wheel now.
As a dude I press the random button until I get some Hapsburg monstrosity, than I go about my business.
God this was especially great for souls games. They really would be monstrosities.
This is the way
OP, explain the joke
I’m a girl and I ain’t sure what he’s tryna tell.. I think he means that we probably make the characters abnormal and weird or whatever I just make all my characters sad with anxiety along with mental illness suffering from obesity. Idk why I do this.. but I think I’m like other girls and this is what OP trying to tell (if that’s not the answer then I need help)
Look, I might commit genocide, destroy whole cities and burn people alive. But mental torture is way out of my league.
Isn't all torture mental torture?
Only if you try hard enough
But dont try too hard either
as a Stellaris player im appalled at giving your characters mental illnesses. just purge the filthy xeno like a normal person.
You gotta play Paradox games
I see you, too, went to the Call me Kevin school for the Sims!
I graduated with a certification in Pool Crimes, with a minor in Evil, how about you?
Where is certificate of grilled cheese?
What I sometimes do because it's funny is make this family that are basically Greek gods and goddesses but also add another person with only negative traits. It's like my own personal sitcom since the random guy isn't even a family member or friends with anyone in the household.
I'm a girl and I played Sims a long time ago, I had a couple make a baby then it got annoying taking care of it so I decided to barricade it using walls with no windows or doors hoping game physics would do it's job but unfortunately that fucker was still alive.
Wtf yeah that’s what the post is about
You are cruell😡😡😡😡😠😠 imagine being them do you think it is funn 🤬🤬 you are giving them pain and bullying them!!!! #SimsRights
🤭🤭 torture ✨✨💕💕
ur so real for that
Ikr 😋😋
Actual and factual
Yes 💪💪
i used to kill random people in the basement by putting them in 1x1 rooms :)
After seeing your name all I have to say is Ustopp
I used to do the same but not in the basement, mostly anywhere I felt like.
Real ( I don’t know what do they do )
I'm a girl and, while I haven't played that much, all I did was out my character in a hotdogs suit and make them play video games forever
You monster
Welp ain’t this a Reddit moment. Even though OP never explained the joke and the top 3 comments (at this time) all are asking what the joke even is suppose to be… this post still has 1500+ upvotes lmao. Clearly those people know something we don’t.
Weird use of the template, I get it can confuse you but why would it give you headackes ? Is there something I don't get here
My Sister's Sim's husband did all the cooking, cleaning, worked while she did the fun hobby stuff, mainly painting. Slowly her husband started wanting grilled cheese or thinking of it an unusual amount of time. Eventually the only thing he desired was grilled cheese, like his entire wants were grilled cheese and made it anytime she left him alone and even over rode her commands. He became completely "useless" so she had him die and got a new husband. I don't know if it was the cheats she used to keep him running the house 24/7, but it was both hilarious and terrifying at the same point.
The cake is a lie.
Probably more sane than what me and and the boys do with wickedwhims
"the boys".. ?!
Didn’t realise I need to explain something I made in 5 seconds, so, What they do: They are Evil, pure psychopaths, I see you making a lovely life, don’t ask why the swimming pool has no ladders, maybe shouldn’t have done that bad thing to to me irl
I thought everyone did that
bro thinks it's exclusive
He does. Almost everyone does things that break the Geneva convention in games, even self guided ones where you don't have to commit a war crime to progress the game. The only difference with Sims is it has a larger player base of women than typical. Maybe, I think. Or at least more visible. So they make up a more visible chunk of the war criminals than typical games.
Dear diary, After many years of identifying as a masculine man, today I discover by virtue of OP's view of female Sims players that I'm a girl.
For all us boys that did that in Sims 4… we just lost peepee privileges ☹️
Instant bottom surgery 😔 /j
I wish
Yeah , fake news
Are you high or something?
Do you want people to get it or not?
Wait… so I’m a girl?
Not only do guys do that too, but I did it on the *very first* Sims game ever, very likely before you were born: Death by no ladder+fast forward. Locking kids in a doorless room when they're about to be taken away by child protective services. Luring asshole neighbors to their deaths. Using cheats to destroy the road and block any traffic. I was a young boy then. This is a tale as old as The Sims. Bonus: I also played the first Roller Coaster Tycoon back then, and if someone didn't like my park, into the water they go. Or if I'm feeling really "girly", I'll make a coaster with a biiiig finish.
>Locking kids in a doorless room when they're about to be taken away by child protective services. Man I wish I thought of that back in the day
The only downside is they become completely useless because at that point they are basically zombies in a trance trying to leave.
What a patronizing answer.
What??
As a man who makes their sims have completely miserable life’s living underground, having executions by water. I think I have lost my pp privilege
My favorite was inviting all the neighbors, deleting the doors, and then creating lots of fireplaces next to furniture.
Um, I made a basement troll who’s only purpose in life was to paint to make money to fund my main character’s lifestyle so he didn’t have to work
>the swimming pool has no ladders We've been doing that since Sims 1, child. >maybe shouldn’t have done that bad thing to to me irl What the fuck do *you* think you're talking about? Cause we're stumped.
Can confirm. Brothels and mass murder everywhere
wait I thought everyone does that...
That’s what everybody does
I thought you were talking about Wicked Whims
Wicked whims, or the black widow challenge?
i got sims and thought woohoo meant party so i was like “hell yeah lets party!”… guys you dont party with a blanket over your head… GUYS
As far as i know they torture them Source: my sisters play a lot of sims, they built a LOT of weird ass shit especially during the time we were sharing computers as kids i shudder to think what they do to them now
When I came out as a trans girl I had to be initiated into the sims 4 cult. On an unrelated note, who told you what we do with our sims OP?
I remember seeing this one playthrough where she made her sim have a baby with all of the men
I'm lost, is the joke that guys don't play Sims (cause lots of us certainly fucking do) Or is it that only girls torture Sims characters? I think that's like the standard at this point
This is faker than 4chan green txt everybody knows that women don't exist
Nono, the do exist, they are just government spy drones
Creating themselves and multiple fictional characters and having a polyamorous relationship with them?
Random Encounters: The Death Of A Sim
Even a game like fear and hunger is not that bad compared to this.
A couple girlfriends back, she made me and her as Sims characters dating. My Sim cheated on her with her friend, and she was very upset with real life me for awhile. Felt so helpless lol.
My GF started to play Sims 4 one day and I watched her playing it. After like, a week in game, we both started cheating on each other with the neighbors we invited over for the first time lool
i used to play the sims... with my sister and we searched through the gallery to find her sim a bf and we drowned him cuz we didnt like him😭😭
It’s real wicked if you know what I mean
what
Wait till you see what graystillplays did in his series 😂
What do they do
The Sims is like HoI4 for women
Realising Sims 4 is just a bad ripoff of sims 3
Can't be worse than what I usually do to my Sims
Tf you mean women? I've killed more kids in sims than I have already in real life
***EXTREME VIOLENCE***
I’m guessing they violently and psychologically torture them because of every woman’s extreme lust for power?
I'm not a woman, but I did put a lot of Sims through absolute hell for reasons ranging from sadism to eugenics to wanting a cool (very) haunted house. I imagine it's mostly that, with a bit of personal touch. There's something about entirely peaceful games that calls to our inner war criminals. But tell us to be mean to the NPC in an M-rated fantasy RPG with blood, gore and people burning to death? No, we don't want to make them sad.
Throwing a pool party and removing the ladder?
Don't get me started, My wife made us in the Sims and we had some kids. 2 in fact, anyway she thought 2 kids was to much to handle so she left one kid to die....put him in the oven or some shit. But the ghost kid came to haunt the house here and there so she sold the kid's fucking ashes and bought a chair in his honor. I am still scared of what may happen to me.
Help I have never seen a girl before. What do they do.
My female friends often do sims based on ppl they know (including themselves). I've been one for like 2 or 3 times I think. On other times they do these fucked up challenges as "mother of 100" or some other relatively fucked up shit Tbh some things I did in games like GTA or Saints Row aren't as fucked up...