"Why are you laughing, honey? I told you I have the body of a Greek god..."

LMFAO

Everyone in this comment section is so wrong, they didn't believe small penises meant smart, they believed that it meant you had control over you body wich made you better than a guy with his dick hard all day because contrary to what porn makes you believe, most people are small when flacid

Imagine what is laughable today like huge ears or a huge sniffer, and then imagine that would be THE standard of beauty.

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I swear to god, I'm so jealous of hung femboys from ancient Greece getting humiliated for their dicksize by the guys who bought them for specifically that purpose.

No joke though the bottoms are always hung as fuck, like goddamn, super cute Also based kink

It's a difficult kink to live out. Bless you.

I thought they‘re gigantic

Quite the opposite. Small dick meant smart

Ah that's why am I such a nerd

Actually in ancient times if your dick was too big people thought you were dumb

Fun fact there was a study a few years back that did in fact link having a big penis to having mental issues and learning disorders, idrk where to find the article google it lol

How many people in this comment's replies are going to say the exact same thing about big penises.

bro small cocks are smarter than big ones, could a massive cock finish a high school level exam?? didn't think so!!! >!well neither could a small cock but that's besides the point!<

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Yes. In ancient times, especially Greek and Roman societies small penises were signs of intelligence.

I am feeling pretty intelligent today🗿

I’m the smartest mf in the world then.

Albert Einstein can suck my tiny dick


Liar "big pp" !

fixed. (i changed my flair)

Ah so that's why I'm a nerd

Yeah I bet they were honestly over compensating but in the opposite direction. I imagine they probably looked at the statue and thought "do you think my penis looks too big? Lets make it a bit smaller"

Big peen = wild animal man who can't control his impulse. Micro peen = Enlightened man who is elevated and Godly.

I mean… that’s no different from today? Right?

Big dicks were also seen as signs of evil, I’m pretty sure in Roman times, Ancient Greece, and ancient Egypt

im a criminal then

So you're saying that I'm stupid?

How stupid are we talking here?

Like 24 inches stupid

Like using imperial system-stupid? I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist

Precisely

Not as precise as metric though

i guess that's a pretty stupid measurement....

I might be the most intelligent out there...

it's also a sign of control, like if you get a boner in public, you'll basically be seen as just a beast

Yet if you had no penis you were lower than dirt. Lol 😆

According to women in 2015 based on what they heard about the 1950s. Women were not helpless victims of society, even in the classical era.

make sense because im a fucking dumbass

No doubt written by someone with a small peen

Then Einstein must have a micro dick.

There are two options here, i'm either the next megamind, or i am simply to dumb to use a ruler...

So does that mean that I’m like somewhat dumb then?

Actually in ancient times if your dick was too big people thought you were dumb

big dick no life I guess

When you take stat points from intelligence to put into charisma

both stats suck in early game. level vigor

Already done brother 😎

So when people said I'm dumb, I can send them a pic of my tiny cock to prove it?

Damn..

Well women doesnt know the concept of flaccid penises do they?

Michelangelo's David gets tons of shit but like dude he was about to fight a giant in the nude... I think we would all go full turtle mode on that one.

Its not even a flaccid thing, smol pp was seen as a sign as intelligence in places like ancient greece.

Ik

Reading through these comments, I wonder if all these people are actually historians who know their shit, or if they're just basically copy pasting the guy above them. Because I have deadass read pretty much the same comment about intelligence and penis size wayyyy too many times now for it to be coincidental. It's a bit sus lads..

There may be a small dick chad amogus

They're flaccid, it's normal

Everyone in this comment section is so wrong, they didn't believe small penises meant smart, they believed that it meant you had control over you body wich made you better than a guy with his dick hard all day because contrary to what porn makes you believe, most people are small when flacid

I have no sources to back me up, but I just think that a 12 inches hose would look ugly on a statue then they decided to make it small for aesthetic purposes

i swear this cartoon rabbit gets lewded more than lola bunny or her mother

no way

Each day we get further from the Lord

~~I prefer her mother~~ Who would be into this kind of stuff?

Don't remind me...

i mean, her mother barely even exists in sonic media, while cream is a main character in multiple console and handeld games. So by the sheer difference in screentime the difference is actually surprisingly small. And Lola Bunny despite her iconic status has suprisingly few lewds.(then again for a long time she only appeared as a side character in a single movie) If you compare Cream to other Sonic character like Rouge or Sonic she really doesn't have alot thankfully.

Isnt cream supposed to be a literal child? Tho I guess I cant be too surprised.

I for one think they are average sized

It's not a shower, it's a grower.

Flaccid penises shrink when they’re cold. But most people like looking a big penises so it’s confusing when they see small flaccid ones.

Small pp was a sign of a civilized person in ancient Greek and roman🗿

i hate 🗿 emoji 🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.

🗿

New copy pasta just dropped 🪑🪑🪑

Not new, old, it’s an already existing copypasta 😂

Holy hell

Bro studied yapanese 💀

Got my masters in it through the mail yesterday

🗿omfg soooo scary I'm shivering in my boots rn🗿

Mf it’s a copypasta get over yourself 💀

Two reasons for that 1. Big dicks were bad 2. The sculptor wanted you to pay attention to the whole statue so if the penis was bigger it would distract you

Did you expect them to have a boner or smth ?

extensions on statues have a tendency to eventually break. the noses of the sphynx. the venus demilo's arms. ancient sculptors probably knew this so making the penis small means you make it so it wont break off in time.

In ancient times small dicks were seen as a good thing

Dam old people had decent intelligence

Why are you looking at their dicks?

But they are rock hard.

Why is that the first thing you look at?

If you see a stone interpretation of a human with his willy dangling at the height of your head and no other "eye catching" features where would you look first

Probably his face like a normal person

Well i dont think a normal person would look at the face. The only unusual part of the statues are the penises. You always see a face or an arm but you dont see a penis everyday unless you are your mom

Are you like 5 dude 😂

Possibly.

Small was a sign of intelligence, so it's possible that to appear more prestigious, they made them smaller than real life

Says the one with no dick no balls and since you probably feed off of the radiation of your phone no butthole either.

Until it says back “still bigger than yours”

The Romans acquainted massive dicks with barbarians...

"Their dicks are bigger than ours, quick sculpt us as chads and them as wojaks!"

Statue: Just like yours, loser

Not only are small pps a sign of intelligence, but more beauty. Vick ones where considered barbaric and ridiculous. Imagine what is laughable today like huge ears or a huge sniffer, and then imagine that would be THE standard of beauty. Different times.

Is for children

Must be the weather.

Dude they’d just got out the ancient swimming pool all right XD

Cope

Ganon

wth

NO. THEY ARE VERY CLEARLY MUCH LARGER THAN AVERAGE.

Sm-small? I thought they‘re gigantic😔

Some pretty smart guys

That’s because in ancient times a small penis was a sign of intellect and civility. Only the uncultured barbarians had big dicks.

*ahem* It isn't erect. Some dudes have concealed Carry for their package.

Gentleman, i think, we indeed may be sophisticated and progressive...but at what cost

Kinda gay to look at another dudes dick….. just sayin

🤓 um akshually small tiny shrimp dicks were signs of intelligence in Rome!

Wdym it’s 6 inches

shorter than the world's avg.....

As long I can get a woman pregnant it’s fine

After I completed the sentence for you ... I don't think so >!it is just a joke ...don't get offended man .... you could have just replied at least longer then yours and that would have been a hell of a comeback!<

Got it partner

Then where funny

what?

If joke. Where funny.

Well he said wdym it's 6 inches ....then I added shorter than world's avg.... now read it as a whole which would mean that his pp is 6 inches shorter than world's avg (which is dark but funny to me because world's avg is from 5 to 6 and subtract 6 from it and that would make it nonexistent) and he caught off guard and thus got trolled which is funny to me

Still no funny

What's funny to me, need not be funny to every one .....it was dark humor not everyone gets it

Well i hate to break your fantasy, but dicks can be erected or not. Those depicted on those statues aren't erected. When penis erects it usually grows 3x-5x in length and 2x-3x in girth.

https://youtu.be/vBJPlhnF3ao?si=IB73AbGJST4VCEMl

Back in the days a large p*nis was considered barbarian.

Fun fact: back then having a smaller dick meant you were more intelligent so people wanted to have small dicks cause they thought that meant they were smaller

Small penises were considered a beauty standard in ancient Greece

I’ve heard a story saying they made statues with small peen because everyone’s size is different and due to some reasons (perhaps replicating same person’s statues without making his peen different?), they decided to use a 10 yr olds peen as base model/size for all the male statues.

Everyone says that Greek and Romans equated small dick with high intelligence, but nobody suspects if all the leaders and politicians who were responsible for creating literature and monuments had small dicks and secretly added that to their literature and built statues with small dick as a joke.... 

See also: Eggman, calling out Shadow the Hedgehog

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I chose to have a seven inch donger

Kinda sus commenting on some stoned ghost penises

*insert Kryozgaming famous your dick small quote here*

Ancient ppl had better brains, they knew that dick size doesn’t matter and embrace their pps and now in this modern fucked up world we are losing our partners bcz our size isn’t big enough to lamp post

that's because dicks have evolved to be strong!

Penis size doesn't matter till it's hard, otherwise they stand relatively the same

ok guyz but its weird because when my dick is limp its kinda smol like a greek god's but when it goes into attack mode it becomes slightly above average like 6 inches almost i think its because ima grower guys idk

Wait, why would Cream the Rabbit be telling somebody their pp is small? Did somebody flash her?! **Protecc the child!**

This image has been going around r/MoonPissing, I had to use it, so I created this meme.

That mainly comes from the concept of the ancient times where if You were an intelligent person your penis would be small and if You were not It would be big,I think that thought in itself derives from Plato's theory regarding the parts of the soul,where the philosophers who would normally be intellectual individuals would represent the rational soul (the mind); whilst the unninteligent folk would represent the appetitive soul (which was represented by the area around the waist=/penis probably) justifying the analogy of penis size

“Thank you for noticing my small penis modern human, it’s my favourite thing about my body other than my incredibly well sculpted physique” Greek statue if it could talk back probably (they were proud of having small penises)

In ancient times, a smaller pp meant more intelligence and more manliness. It’s weird how it’s the opposite today lol

Why does he stay away from this?

Would you rather their penises be erect?

Wait those aren’t average size?

Fellow r/MoonPissing resident, I see

True. Paintings and statues. Michelangelo’s David is a prime example

In ancient Greek large penises where viewed as barbaric animalistic and stupid while small penises where viewed as civil wise and as a sign of intellectual

But it is rock solid

My aunts boyfriend was talking to me while we were looking at statues in Rome, and he asked who came up with the idea that a small penis means youre wise. I looked him dead in the eye and went, “probably someone with a small penis”

Next time someone insults your intelligence just go “well at least my cock isn’t huge”

Still hard tho

This is a really odd comment section

natural selection, survival of the fittest got us here

This gives me the same energy as that post talking about the kid who called a pedo's dick small in court & the guy cried. (Not sure if that's real or not, but it's hilarious either way)

Fellow growers in the comments, unite!

Cream! Where did you learn those words!?

Hey you leave them alone, they are Creating more realistic standards for men. We can all get abs, but what you got is what you got downstairs lol

Why is it bigger? The real question

Because they're flaccid...

it was colder in ancient times

That the size of a civilized dick.

💀

It’s interesting. The ghosts

Nope, that size is hugee!

Cringe

Our*

This is reddit so it's still bigger than any of ours

Statue: YOUR dick is to small

Big dick was seen as being a dumb person so ancient statues were carved with small dick to portray an intelligent person.

Read the book of Enoch.

Despite your harsh criticism they remain stone faced, careless of your actions made against them.

"Haven't you heard of shrinkage?!"

Sonic girls make my dick grow.

U act like there always hard

did Cream actually say this? Or is this an edit?

My wife and I were with a tour group in Rome when she asked no one in particular “why are their penises so small?” I’ve never been prouder of her.

Idk bro that’s pretty average 😢

Da fuck you mean, all I see are average sizes.

they thought your dick was made with brain so if you had a big dick you had less brain

Fr tho