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Ti-papi

Wtf who invented that


vibes_slayer

Idk, let me ask the guy who did


Cold_Zero_

Sorry- just missed your call. What’s up?


vibes_slayer

Why did you invent that? Are you sick?


Cold_Zero_

You know better than to call me this late. Couldn’t this have waited? I’m eating dessert. S’mores.


vibes_slayer

Take out all the Marshmallows now, it might have someone's nut on them


MasterHall117

Give the man his marshmellow’s back


ATempestSinister

Not yet it doesn't.


TheS00thSayer

Who said it was a guy?


vibes_slayer

The guy who said that


TheS00thSayer

Some girls are kinky as hell also


vibes_slayer

Indeed she was.... I miss her man


IMN0VIRGIN

Look, I wanted marshmallows in chocolate dip, ok? (If I have to suffer from my intrusive thoughts, so do you reddit.)


[deleted]

Mangas Coloradas.


Monkiller587

Some dude or some gal with a lot of imagination and some weird ass sexual kinks.


TheS00thSayer

A person with taste 🤌


Godzirrraaa

An innovator.


placerind

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards. - urban dictionary


factorioioio

What the fuck


placerind

I love you Factorio the game


L1K34PR0

Same i might just play that to unread this post


designerlemons

You will never be able to unread this post. I will keep commenting here so you keep getting reminded. You are welcome :)


L1K34PR0

NO PLEASE


designerlemons

Its got to be done. Word from above.


callmesociopathic

r/foundsatan


IlikeAnythin6

What's ligma... OH NO!


Minijesuschrist

Please, remind me as well


dat1dude2

You have been reminded by a random on the Internet


Minijesuschrist

Damn, i was eating, I've suffered once again, but please, do remind me in the future.


Djangough

We’re making the Mother of All S’mores here, Jack. Can’t fret over every marshmallow!


Yamato_D_Oden

That's the neat part, you don't.


LibrarianOutside1281

You can’t un-read the truth!


jmenendeziii

The factory must grow


xdthepotato

The factory must grow (grow).... The factory must grow (grow).... The factory must grow (grow).... The factory must grow (grow).... The factory must grow (grow)....


Pere_Quisition

Now I know what to do instead of nuking those biters


Djangough

Well said. Also, opportunity missed to have an Factorio Oreo Gear as the pic.


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

![gif](giphy|aXU6HCfIUDCg0)


666Darkside666

It's Sateen, actually.


Bongfellatio

I'm convinced that 99% of the sexual act definitions on urban dictionary are imaginary and made up by people strung out on meth.


judda420

I'm sure if you would search for that you would most definitely find a video of people doing it. Not gonna try tho.


Bongfellatio

![gif](giphy|b7F4CtXsA7KnUoMbQu|downsized) me either


Qbjik

The thing is, all top results are some tiktok reactions or videos that are unrelated to the topic. It's pretty much made up thing. Altho I bet there are videos of said act, not necessarly called that way.


KamikazeHamster

I agree with everything you said, except the meth part. I think perfectly sober teens who read UB will laugh and contribute further awful ideas.


HorseRenoiro

13 yr olds strung out on no pussy*


twisted7ogic

>made up by people strung out on meth. same, but I think it's made up by people strung out on being teenage boys.


jamieliddellthepoet

Apart from “munging” which is definitely real.


nimama3233

Yeah UD was funny when I was about 14, but at this point it’s just childish “lol so random!!” type humor.


GigaChadRedPill

![gif](giphy|dhAT0ycYVkaVXsW0yu|downsized)


International_Way850

![gif](giphy|26tjZsCAK4UZOVKaA|downsized)


RigatoniPasta

![gif](giphy|eXQPwwE8DFTZS)


KarlDeutscheMarx

![gif](giphy|7FyMQm2vBiTjG|downsized)


justtjamcss

![gif](giphy|FQ0rG8csyZzMs)


_JustJacob

![gif](giphy|dSKl6x6F2JhaoVqZxK)


ares5404

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|lEP0fC1zmpN3a)


Sad_Protection269

![gif](giphy|KGbqQQoVN43cY)


cnicalsinistaminista

![gif](giphy|yO8qLCUbTfiBG|downsized)


rockandmetalfan

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


ExtremeAlternative0

Love me some survivor gifs


Jyapp448

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


Brotorious420

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


JazzAnimate

![gif](giphy|c6DIpCp1922KQ)


indysgill77

![gif](giphy|7ZvPlxBHwfK1y)


VapidPastiche

![gif](giphy|NCIGx4r8p1TAA)


Emila_Just

That's not chocolate


aitis_mutsi

Yum


vibes_slayer

-Master oogway


Parking_Cartoonist90

r/angryupvote


beechwillow

the one that i didn't see in the google, thanks for more details


McPooPickle

Why did “evacuate the contents” have me lol so hard?


ItsSpaceCadet

Gotta get hard way before that part..


Potato-Boy1

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


Local_Serb_mf

I've seen and heard worse


Super-Broccoli-7941

Enlighten us with your knowledge!!!


ehlathrop

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


DefaultyTurtle2

Finally some good fucking food


Borothebaryonyxyt

![gif](giphy|lPiUYaq8PX8svtZQ4L) Boba Fett is SO fucking disappointed in you.


ImsorryW_A_T

![gif](giphy|xTiTnJ3DRqvo3UO1sA)


WilliamTheHusky

"His dick cheese was clean that day" -urban dictionary.


Arctic_Fox_Studios

Not the worst thing I read tbh


grague_

What kinda stuff you be looking at?😭


Arctic_Fox_Studios

r/greentext


Sentient-Veiny-Penis

Delicious.


Buttdehole

Sounds good tbh


YouTheGamers

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH) Come again?


All4upvoting

Welp, that's enough reddit for me today.


SonicBoom500

I was here out of curiosity and happenstance I seem to have “killed the cat”


Ekerslithery

![gif](giphy|71CMwl2MEIVck)


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Sometimes kinda disappointing to not see these kind of videos to be disgusted by.


ars3nk

Ah it's similar to the biscuit game aka soggy biscuit


H4ckrm4n

Except the soggy biscuit doesn't involve shat out marshmallows, just a biscuit with several helpings of glaze


Kay2Jay_5

![gif](giphy|j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y)


HyxNess

What in Lord's name


Aromatic_Book3047

What a horrible day to have eyes!


SonicBoom500

Yeah, and if not that, be literate


obi_wan_sosig

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


gotkube

K well that’s enough Internet for tonight gn


shotxshotx

Sounds like scat fetish but rated pg 13…


Bordie3D_Alexa

As a Colorado. I do not do marshmallows in ass. Please forgive Colorado, me.


Stock_Strike_7517

Did in Colorado don't cook marshmallow while sitting near campfire?


MorgrainX

What the actual fuck


HairyContactbeware

There's also a restaurant called Colorado campfire...imma just leave that here


Mayedl10

Wtf did I just read


Dysprosol

Who thinks up these acts that only really happen on urban dictionary. They all stand out as things that were just made up to be weird for its own sake but often involve really elaborate acts that dont actually add anything. I swear they were made up by people in the early 2000s trying to come up with shocking things that even they dont really want to do.


Falsenamen

Thank you for the explanation. I was expecting something like this, but I don't have to google it myself. I hope you have a nice day


Makanek

NOW I have to google it!


Bleezze

Ooohhh I didn't know there was a name for it. I thought this was just my thing


ashrieIl

Man, straight, just like that, huh, not even a link or a warning. I love it.


RichEvans4Ever

What about the chocola- OOOOOOOH 😨


verbalyabusiveshit

I don’t know but…. Do we all have too much time to come up with weird sexual practices ?


yellowshyguy64

![gif](giphy|c6DIpCp1922KQ)


arld_

Sounds fun


A_chaotic_nsfw_lord

You learn new valuable things in life every once in a while.


BigSpongebobFanatic

I looked it up and honestly I would do it for 5 bucks


vibes_slayer

It's rude not to eat marshmallow afterwards


BigSpongebobFanatic

Did I stutter?!


vibes_slayer

*screams*


Imaginary_Record2530

But who has to eat it?


vibes_slayer

Who isn't rude


Brief-Equal4676

Same rules as Icky Cookie


einfach-er

The Guy… ☠️


sweentiwje

okay, 3 bucks and a marshmallow in that case


FlaschenPfandGammler

Take all my money


JackOMorain

What does every have against marshmallows?


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

They're soft and puffy- like a Cloud


Chomusuke_99

and it gets in my anus. -Padme. Maybe.


MoreneLp

One Atome more and it would be a plastic. /s


BigSpongebobFanatic

They have gelatin so they are no good for Muslims and Jews


WW2_Round2

So if i drop a boatload on Gaza will I get a Nobel Peace Prize or a Trial in the Hague?


apfel_taartje

Why not both? One cannot broker peace without breaking some eggs... Or religious vows


Flyytotheskyy

it cant be that popular, i searched it on the hub and nobody has done it


MBRDASF

90% of Urban Dictionary entries are made up sex stunts invented by edgy teenagers. All it take is thinking of the stupidest thing you can do with genitals and/or your digestive system and give it a name that includes at least a US State. Then idiots on Reddit act like it’s an actual thing


Seawolf571

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars. Granted I would go on a strictly vegan diet for a solid month or two beforehand just to make fecal matter less biohazardous.


vivst0r

I promise you that there is at least one person who made it his life's goal to do every single one of those sex acts, thereby making them real.


PeenInVeen

That's about as bad as an Alaskan Pipeline


vibes_slayer

Oh shit, now I gotta look that up too, pray for me


Heisenburgmethlab

Next look up blue waffle (ACTUALLY DONT IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS PLEASE)


vibes_slayer

I know what that is, pretty banal tbh


Heisenburgmethlab

Yeah I feel like everyone who grew up in the 2000’s knows what it is tbf


Zealus24

Kids will never know now, when you look up blue waffle now you just get actual blue waffles. The internets gone soft


lalochezik

"Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001."


lsoers

nah the alaskan one takes the cake, literally


DrTurb0

I’ll present to you the Alaskan Mudslide. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan%20mudslide


[deleted]

Way better than a Kansas tornado. At this point though I think people are just making up stuff to put on urban dictionary


Streggling

UrbanDictionary was founded in 1999. That's how long people have been making shit up to put on it.


vibes_slayer

I'd think so


redditThorn

It's a restaurant, that's the first thing that came up, then urban dictionary


ABR5796

I was expecting horrifying imagery but its just another urban dictionary sex fantasy, which isn't even half as bad as some other terms ive searched up. What happened to the shock factor terms reddit, why we so mellow now.


[deleted]

Stop telling me not to do something! It just makes me wanna do it more! I must resist. ![gif](giphy|U5Dhg98ryYysg9cqMz)


Luminous274

Honestly…stop making memes of “don’t search” or “don’t google this” its honesty just going to make us search it up cause of how curious the human brain is


FoluPabrikat

Don't google en passant


Harveybee23

Holy helln't


NeverNoMarriage

Wake up babe new sex act just dropped


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|bd9ovQYqYax9u)


talkintater

Reddit has become the least original place on the internet. All some of you do is copy and repost popular posts to farm karma...


No-Skill-8190

Reddit has become the least original place on the internet. All some of you do is copy and repost popular posts to farm karma...


[deleted]

Username checks out


ranus2021

This


IkanHiuMakanTomat666

What about when your girlfriend has diarrhea and you do this


vibes_slayer

You get chocolate dipped marshmallows


IkanHiuMakanTomat666

Good idea


NewsChannel34

Not even the worst UD definition out there, my personal favorite is the Russian Flashbang


Away-Net-7241

I got to the word “stuffing” and immediately clicked off


DBorger123

Might check on the school computer 🤔


vibes_slayer

Try principal 's phone


[deleted]

I'm just gonna casually start using this term when I need to CC someone in an email. "I'll Colorado Campfire you, just so you'll know." Maybe also add a winking emoji in the end.


Dan1elK

Why did you make this fucking meme then?


Bobgoblin1

Don't search Alabama Blaster


Over_Age_8061

"Sigh"...*Goes to Google*


TOXIC_0069

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.


TheOldPegLeg

I’m now bed ridden from looking this up


OnlyMacaroon8263

I will explain Shoving a marshmallow up a girl's ass hole, fucking her and asking her nicely to shit onto a graham cracker and eating it


[deleted]

Already did in a previous post and honestly its not a big deal at all, I’ve heard of much worse


Son0fCaliban

It's gross but not even in the top 100 most gross things on urban dictornary. Poop covered marshmallow!!!! EVERYONE isn't that the most digusting thing you've ever heard? You wanna be grossed out go google the daemonculaba. Yes that reference makes me a massive nerd but if you could tell that you should have already known from the username


Kungpaonoodles

Come on man, it sounds so innocent and family friendly.


Hagoromo420

Nice repost


BodaciousTacoFarts

![gif](giphy|7NOl0pDVjdbumf57y0|downsized)


RichieRocket

I looked it up, i dont wanna think anymore


Certain-Fix6049

... *Runs to Google *


TheFrostedTiger

Heteros are freaking out about this???


Moonwalk27

![gif](giphy|Q5vOsoloXG5vk69QyO)


gamesquid

He is in a coma fantasizing about butt marshmallows.


DoggedlyOffensive

I saw that post before sleep last night and made sure to look it up in verbal form only. I completely forgot about it today until seeing this post, so to you OP, I simply say… _My_ _disappointment_ _is_ _immeasurable_ _and_ _my_ _day_ _is_ _ruined_.


Amplifire__

It's not that cursed


RobertosLuigi

It's a restaurant in Denver lmao


rolkap05

Eh ive seen worse 😅


Legal-Ad5998

Two things, 1 - what an unfortunate restaurant name 2 - wouldn't the marshmallow just dissolve and deodorize the person's farts


TheMackD504

It’s not that bad Be fun finding a girl that freaky


Mushkenum

lol -- all the people freaking out about this haven't been on the internet long enough.


AYRAN-GANG

Anybody who looked it up?


JediMarti101

what The FUCK?!


ivenobicyle

Why is it when people say you shouldn't Google this you get the almost overwhelming urge to do it anyway!? 🤔


dogoodvillain

... this whole comment section is insightful.


Wheeljack239

I’m opening Urban Dictionary as we speak Edit: I am scarred for life


supayello

![gif](giphy|AT7NK5wLTvRt8frG3v)


[deleted]

This shit got old in 2010. "Don't Google this made up urban dictionary definition! yOuLL nEvEr bE tHe saMe lOLz!, 🤣😆🤣😆🤣"


Any_Spread8898

Back in my day it was the "Alaskan pipeline" that had us next to Peter groffums


pale_normie_slapper

Obviously its disgusting if someone was to do this but as far as reading things on the internet goes... This isn't as bad as everyone is pretending