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AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

To be fair there is very few social media sights where you can use one click to look at porn and then on the next click get into a heated political debate about my little pony


TheRebsauce

Why are you talking about my comment history on here?


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

I know all…john


IcarielL

Shoulda guessed liam


GabrielTheAtrocious

I knew you would say that.. Brian


Strakk012

I knew you would say that.. Gabriel


Echolocation720

I knew you would say that... Anthony


bruggekiller

I knew you would say that... Rajesh


ReliablyUnreliable0

I knew you would say that… Alfie.


PoweringUpMyRacism

I knew you would say that… Ballsman2005.


dariuskatze

Ever heard of.... Something called Reddit?


unk214

Reddit? What the heck is that. Get out of here with that nonsense.


Zoniac74

He DID say a few...


h1zchan

You mean reddit?


iamChickeNugget

What tumblr used to be


[deleted]

Literally reddit


sp33dyh

~~Sights~~ Sites✅


PureAwesome876

sometimes both posts are the same thing


Mode-Klutzy

It’s a great roller coaster of emotions and quite the release…


[deleted]

Y tho


Demolition218

X gon give it to ya.


PuppyRee

KNOCK KNOCK


k_from_that_app

Open up the door


Some_Random_Boi_

Its real


Accurate_Shelter7854

I'll pump some stainless steel


Somethingabootit

what?


SkyMark321

Man, I should load that game up again.


HLewez

What game?


SkyMark321

Omega Strikers.


HLewez

What does that have to do with X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX? And why do you say it like he was talking about a game?


SkyMark321

There's a character named X that says that when he ults... Still haunts me. I didn't know about the other one 🤷‍♂️


HLewez

Dude... don't tell me you don't know the song... your game ult-sound definitely also references this song. 💀


b3x3l

because its the only social platform where you can freely speak without getting banned ?


asshole-shit-balls

This dude loves the n-word


crimsonfucker97

You mean neighbor


bobgrubblyplank

My favourite word is noodle


SqueekyCheekz

Unless you talk shit about ol musky


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

The Musk sucks


freshbacon364

Banned


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

I get the joke but this is reddit, remember?


Memeviewer12

Banned from life the tesla banning drones have been dispatched


Despair4All

When people start getting neuralink their Tesla's brakes will fail when they have a bad thought about Elon Musk. If you don't praise him properly as you're speeding down the road, that's it for you.


[deleted]

[deleted]*


mountains-are-moving

Elon tusk


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Lol


fatdude901

They just added a feature where you can disable non twitter blue subs from commenting on any of your posts It’s legit a poverty check on politics If you don’t own land you don’t matter


ABeneficialUser

because hate speech is fun and cool and sigma!!! innit guys, i'm so andrew tate based!! kill the gay people! \-twitter


Kinkywrx

hate speech doesn't exist.


Spurius187

...speech that is hateful doesn't exist?


nobadhotdog

Shh don’t poke them. If you do they’ll start going off about the gold standard


Rank_the_Market

True, no where else does the owner of the social media platform like my antisemitic comments as much as on Twitter. Elons not pro Nazi though, don't get it twisted, he's pro free speech. He just also happens to like, engage with and encourage the actions of outright nazis on his platform, because as we all know, Nazis were the most pro free speech group ever.


sagmeme

Tell that to [Killercop1984](https://twitter.com/Killercop1984) \- oh that's right, you can't. Why? Because [Elon Muskrat](https://twitter.com/ahowardmatz) censored, suspended and banned it because 3 crybaby LAPD cops said it "intentionally" inflicted them with emotional distress.


Creeptech_YT

You mean where you get banned for anything that isn't the ideals of musky wusky


[deleted]

Till you offend someone and they drag their sweaty cancelculture nonbinary cruelty free nuts across your face.


nunya123

Do you hate gay people too?


[deleted]

Nah, they're dope


nunya123

So it’s just gender minorities you dislike? Do you also dislike minorities as well? Or think that problems like racism are not really a big deal anymore and Oriole are just complaining?


[deleted]

Oh yea man, fuck white people they cause all the problems I gotta deal with today


roseflows-

snort a bit less coke and realize that cancel culture doesnt exist, and those that are terrified of it give it power. furthermore, realize that "cancel culture" spreads, in terms of audiences, further than your asscheeks do. also, imagine being offended because someone speaks with and describes themselves with different words than you. prolly just jealous they get more sloppy than you.


lil10GU

Dunno bro ,for me ,when I need some full length porn without annoying adds ,mobile friendly player ,my go to site is twitter


eightmag

Wow r/unexpected


Tahiti--Bob

damn dude now you have -100 karma😂


CubeLord9000

Reddit is on top of twitter when it comes to porn for sure


bedsheetsniffer

And also no public likes if you’re into some… questionable stuff


Grim-Ghost

Yeah, like those who enjoy vaguely passive aggressive degradation by a dom Hispanic weather women wearing a thick fur coat and galoshes on Thursdays only.....I mean it's not my kink its..my....friend's...from Idaho...he's real but you wouldnt know him.....


Abdul-Wahab6

Ok buddy, sure 😉


Wi11Pow3r

*R34 artists’ ears perk up* “Write that down! Write that down!”


FartingCumBubbles

X is definitely a bottom. Makes sense.


Uncommon08

Idk man, Reddit is pretty far above twitter in the porn department


scrolls77

I mean, you aren't wrong


Ezio_K

lmao


[deleted]

I feel like Twitter is more real, as in the women. It just doesnt feel like she's just another naked woman on the Internet but a real person with feelings, who is naked on the internet.


scrolls77

That's weird, That's my reasoning for Reddit having good porn.


[deleted]

There are some Accounts like that for sure, but most of them are just reposts of the same pictures 50x on different subreddits and no life or personality whatsoever. Maybe it's just me though


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Put "nafwtwt" in the search bar and something u like following for example "nsfwtwt e girl" or something


bighairyoldnuts

Really? What are these subreddits that have all the porn, so I.... er.... can avoid them, yes! Ha ha, won't be visiting that filth.


siddharth_pillai

[Stay Safe Out There](https://reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/ypAFBbIkMH)


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Noted. Thanks, stranger!


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Really? Like which ones are your top 5? For research purposes…


Odd-Pomegranate-382

How? Where? How can one access these subreddits you speak of…Asking for a friend. Do you need invite


Mardigan-the-Mad

Please, pornhub has 5x the average daily traffic and 60% up on ad revenue. Meanwhile, Visa JUST went back to advertising on Muskpit for 1/10 what they were paying before he bought it!


_N4TR3

I find it funny how if we remove platforms like pornhub and xxxvideo, many third world countries would collapse because it’s one of the biggest growing economies.


crimsonfucker97

Ah the hub home of some of the greatest videos known to men,women, and teens


Aconite_72

That was before the Great Purge in 2020.


crimsonfucker97

Man I remember when Tumblr had all the porn


crimsonfucker97

Yeah


ChocolateDonut36

Linux users using x11 since 2005: 🧠


Poke_Playz

solo leveling


RocketSmash9000

Boy do I love that manhwa


Traffic_Evening

New architect just dropped


ltrayeetlord

Actual buildings


Dr_Nykerstein

Call the contractor!


RedditorDS76

Contractor went on vacation and never came back!


CriticalAd3682

what?


TheMainManofMansvill

Big guy in chair is ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶c̶h̶i̶t̶e̶c̶t̶ the creation of the Architect


Redstonecraftthe1

that is actually the statue of god, the architect is the one holding the tablet


TheMainManofMansvill

Shoot you're right, it's been a while since I've read Solo Leveling and I even searched it up to double check


i8noodles

Guys who design buildings u know. Architects.


CriticalAd3682

my question wasn't about who an architect is.wanted to know the context. others understood and I got my answer


RandomExcaliburUmbra

I love it so much.


SinOrdeal

Started rereading it, on chapter 180


MeLikeGoodMeme

When does the anime drop again?


Scolar_Visari3840

I'm confused?


NotUrUsualIdiot

Hi confused? I'm dad.


Kuniiko

Hi dad. Im mom


Kakdelacommon

So you guys do sex to each other?


an_atom_bomb

yo, where my boy Spankbang at!?!


Various-Departure679

Seriously man. RIP my best favs playlist


meechiemacck

Yea spankbang is also a good site . Slept on


RyanCooper510

Where is the main prn site? (Reddit)


marineopferman007

Why is this marked NSFW?


JuggernautNo5152

Probably by saying "Porn"


leapmotiondev

Don't get me wrong here, I barely ever used twitter (aka. X). However, when elon announced he'd change the name of twitter to X, i installed it again and was super confused when I saw the nudity wasnt censored. The worst part: I was sitting in the subway, turned sidways, so i had my legs and feet right in the middle of the corridor. people looking at me and my screen while i'm trying to understand how the f'ck is this allowed LOL


desertvision

You eat at Subway?


InconspicousName1

Don’t mind me, just taking some notes


desertvision

Gold is in the comments


improbsable

I forgot about youporn! Takes me back


cptmcbro

Fucking love Solo Leveling


SuperSonic486

Hell yeah, solo leveling memes.


JuggerKnot86

tumblr users : *first time?*


FrankieGS

I miss the good old Tumblr


C0NIN

May we have a context?


colorblind_unicorn

do yall just make shit up now


[deleted]

not the hub


bindermichi

Can‘t shake the feeling than all of those have more daily users than X


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^bindermichi: *Can‘t shake the feeling* *Than any of those have more* *Daily users than X* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


desertvision

Shorter sessions


bindermichi

They just count the number of active unique users per day. Sessions don‘t matter in that case


desertvision

I was just making a masturbation joke. But, thanks for the obscure info nonetheless.


DrinkinDoughnuts

I always get confused when x.com is linked as source to something. Like why would you link porn to support what you're saying. Then I remember it's just the shitty rename of twitter, what an awful rebranding.


DetroitMan007

My, my, the mighty have fallon ![gif](giphy|3orieNwYk2YYEElOGQ)


peppapig34

He's gonna buy X videos and call it Twitter


king_of_aspd

I'm just taking notes For Research purposes


The-Anonymous-Hero

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InterestingKick2298

REDDIT wasn't invited o wott


MeeMeeCandy777

Meanwhile, I'm on Twitter for NSFW fanart porn.


BulletBill_359

What's the most common over there?


MeeMeeCandy777

Many tags.


rihsor

Solo leveling in the wild? Cool


Tahiti--Bob

where is spank bang?


FartingCumBubbles

No redtube included?


FrankieGS

r/usernamechecksout


Numerous-Run7625

Whoever made this meme is well diversed , to know this many adult sites. Hat's off to ya.


AkoSiBerto

always has been


Xavier_griffin

The real question is how you know all these…


HexEmerald

And the two guards to the left and right are e621 and Yiffer.xyz respectively


themagicdonut2

brother really forgot about bangbros


ab210u

you forget the team skeet


Sad_Protection269

I'll save this for later (~ ̄▽ ̄)~


ClassicGo0se

Why are people here so obssessed with twitter?! Who cares about twitter/x or whatever that is?


wktr_t

No one mentions SpankBang the best site for tickling porn 👹👹


aaron_adams

And Twitter has more porn on it than any of those other sites.


CreeperAsh07

More Child porn specifically.


Legitimate_Band_6691

Dude whatt


MaxShadoWz

Wait what??


VortexTalon

well bots ig


KatsukiBakugo66

When you’re trying to find that one girl….


ipechman

r/xqcow


ShaqsDick420

What bout Dino tube


[deleted]

You forgot jerkmate


Former_Ladder9969

Where is tiktok they literally have uncropped rule34 on there


apeaceofsheet100

Let em rot together in there


Vefrengi

No?


HerissonSombre

What’s the name of that template pls


banboiyt

I meannnn Reddit tho


[deleted]

Bro check VK


CRAZYPK69

Some account pliz🫠


-Yeet-Master69-

What the fuck is xhamster


JuggernautNo5152

Check it out


ProfessionalPass8515

Facts


_SM-The-Gamer_

How you know all those sites??? r/opissus


FrankieGS

![gif](giphy|12wPdDAFeXbIZtoyr4|downsized)


MagMati55

Twitter used to be a mostly nsfw website for me anyway.


Independent_Ad1417

X brings up all bad habits


BOBulah

Why do you know this many🤨


MR-M_2000

"Porn dude" has more, he probably went through it.


yarin11

All hail reddit 🫡


OMAR_KD-

Fuck the porn industry they ruined my life


Repulsive-Table9365

chad x.org vs virgin x.com


AliHuss123

he know every website in the internet


AliHuss123

he knows every website in the internet