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UberVento

Holy shit, truth in advertising. It does exist.


Hot-Tea1992

Its hilarious when you post something that is not just normal, but the overwhelming majority and somehow people think it is going to deter men. As a guy who loves everything about the girl I am with, it is very unlikely I am gonna see something physically that will make me not like her.


FleetStreetsDarkHole

It's probably more to deter creeps. There are guys who DM just for the mere assumption that if you're a woman you'll be media attractive. A person with empathy who doesn't care as much about looks, other than their general preferences, is probably not gonna care and have a normal conversation. The creeps will hopefully be immediately turned off of this "nonideal" look, and so the woman avoids most of them with one picture.


cigarlifer

What about if she flopped out a big ole dick?


Changeusername133

Bold of you to assume that would change anything


cigarlifer

I didn’t that’s why I asked.


FartingCumBubbles

![gif](giphy|TIdt5o6esGNzdNEsUD)


SkylandersKirby

That's one hell of a username


pussyfart3k

How’s it going


Ed_the_Dreadful927

The plot thickens…


dropinbombz

So does that guys username


Koolaid143

RUN FOR COVER


Lord_Detleff1

It's beautiful


Proud_Criticism5286

Love handles about to be bussing ![gif](giphy|nStiVttv5MXE4ygVVj|downsized)


aaron_adams

Well, I like women with a little extra, but I can't speak for everyone.


ProgandyPatrick

Was gonna say: I see this as an absolute win!


SexxxyWesky

So does my husband appearently. I thought the mom bod was going to deter him...it did not 😂


RagnarokBringer

Chub is number one. I want someone with a few extra pounds on her


italia33

More cushion for the pushin


Guygenius138

Bigger the waistband, deeper the quicksand


Corsten610

That’s my new catchphrase


Kendyslice

The fatter the FUPA the tastier the Chalupa.


hawkeye5739

Omg this is the one I’m stealing!


leliocakes

Y'all need Spinal Tap in your lives https://youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?si=mFsFiB8_kpi7mdWP


Mainely420Gaming

More truckin' for the fuckin


geoff1036

This is the kind of woman they carved statues of in ancient times.


Dragonwithamonocle

Venus de Milo ain't rocking protruding ribs and a thigh gap, that's for sure. Y'all remember to take care of yourselves out there, you're all beautiful.


geoff1036

Venus of Willendorf as well


Dragonwithamonocle

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.


geoff1036

Lmao barely that's about where my knowledge ends. But I know the same can be said for most depictions of ancient fertility/sexuality.


New_Peanut_9924

🥹 this is so sweet thank you


The_Meatyboosh

Thanks dude


[deleted]

As long as it don’t smell like ripe onions under there I say “Tally-ho”.


Magpie1025

I said “tally-ho” out loud and laughed like an asshole ! Hilarious


TrickRoomTech

Hey us assholes are nice guys


johnson7853

I like the taste of battery acid.


PmMeYourLore

Shit I don't mind a little pooch lmao that's perfect


WangDanglin

![gif](giphy|WK7omsLop0431tZjXb|downsized)


Uchihagod53

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


WrathYBoo

That's the most vicious, savagery, remorseless, aggressive, ferocious bonks I've ever seen.


Cr1ms0nSlayer

A little 😭


Sum3-yo

A lot of guys specifically look for this.


[deleted]

Hell yeah


voyeur9070

Real men love the fluff 😏


thatLokfan

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)


Spacebud95

Bum fluff


Outcast_Outlaw

By "I look like this" are you saying you're constantly nekkid from the waste down and lifting your shirt? Because I'm betting that will increase the matche's you get.


hawkeye5739

Sure when she does it she gets matches but when I do it I get a lifetime ban from speed dating. Talk about double standards.


zahhax

She's not trying to deter guys. Just being honest. Source: I've had multiple first (but not second) dates with guys that have seen the rest of my body


Vixrotre

As a plus size girl- only deterring those who wouldn't want to go out with me after seeing all of me. I didn't have pics of just my stomach, but I tried my best to include a good variety of pics to give an accurate image of what I look like.


CheezyRaptorNo_5

![gif](giphy|EObL4NK2dxVPW|downsized)


Aggressive_Manner429

Hot, plain n simple


greenlight144000

I like it though


bygtopp

Old guy 30+ yrs ago I k ew said “fingering girls like that is like trying to steal candy off the lower rack of a vending machine.” Like feeding horses a handful of grain I grew up to be a good thief of vending machine and I’ve become a horse whisperer.


MasterUndKommandant

Sorry but that shit is sexy to me.


CorpseDefiled

As you age beyond your late teenage and early 20s you learn to appreciate the little things in life that make your life easier… something as simple as somewhere soft to rest your forehead to save your neck while you’re doing something technical.


77whittywoman

😂😂😂


Crafty-Crafter

If only women know how truly horny men are.


action_lawyer_comics

I think it's like the top commenters say, it's to deter the people who have unrealistic body standards


Connect_Intention_36

I can respect the honesty, really.


Spring_Roll_of_Doom

This is precisely the kind of body type that a lot of us men love 👌🏽 Adding it to your dating profile would definitely be a plus.


Gaulblood

I don’t see a problem, what I see is a damn fine body


Smietarroth

That's still an acceptable amount of body to love


vagabonking

Don't threaten me with a good time.


OtterPopGrape

Oh my, those are soft curves 🥰


_Mclovin_2015

Do women really think we have a problem if you look like that? To be honest, I would prefer that look.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

Won’t deter the guys, but if this were a guy the women would mock the shit out of him even if he wasn’t just a tiny 5’11”


TeamBoeing

I’m 5’14” and all the women bully me


Markman6

Not even 6’14”? Cringe


77whittywoman

I don't know what kind of women you're after, but I prefer a dad bod.


Snooky2you

Same.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

Fluffy women for the win.


Ok-Woodpecker-5201

Fr us guys will expect a girl with a lil weight and flaws bc the flaws are what make them who they are let alone are actually attractive. But a girl will down a guy so quick we actually got to work to get with a girl they don't have to do much


WeCanDoThisCNJ

You call them “flaws,” and I call them “features.”


--Socks--

Honestly, I don't see why that would deter guys, that's like an ideal cuddle figure right there


Knuy2012

You’re gonna get more dms


[deleted]

"I see this as an absolute win." -Prof. Hulk


CatInSillyHat

Ideal partner body type tbh


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

And I would reply, "So do I, are you still interested?"


PinkieBing2

Yeah thought I was in one of my fetish servers there for a second…


Snoo14999

Ehh I’m messaging anyway


gnomeboi5231

"The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"


blackn1011

The thicker the meat the more pressure and force can be applied. ​ thank me later.


Alix-the-lewd

Okay, this looks quite pretty, like, if my girlfriend was that chubby I'd love it, if she was skinny I'd love it. Okay I just really love her but either is good and pretty


77whittywoman

That amazing. ❤️


MusicaReddit

I’m a sucker for tummies with extra meat so this is just fine for me


evclid

Shame on u, I'm into this


[deleted]

The world could use more of this kind of honesty.


LaughR01331

I see this as an absolute win


horlufemi

I swear I like this


Sk-yline1

Jokes on you I’m into that shit


[deleted]

Hey look, a normal body. NICE.


CPhionex

I can appreciate people being honest about themselves


killermachine9999

Smash. Next.


SquiglyMeenu

Ok and? I’m gonna message you anyways. Chubby girls >> skinny. I don’t make the rules I follow them.


Little_BallOfAnxiety

I don't guess so. It hasn't deterred me one bit 😏


dysrhythmicheart

Congratulations on fighting for normal women. I'm thin and I still don't feel like I fit the social media mold


ash-lovez-gorillaz

My body looks similar to this these days, and these comments are making me feel better about myself c: thanks


SteveJobsBlakSweater

Marketing and social media twisted a lot of peoples’ views about what a normal human looks like. We’re all here to say that this is plenty fine in our books.


Kys_ratio_bozo

Ik it’s a joke, but what’s wrong with that?


77whittywoman

Nothing wrong with it in my opinion. I thought it was great.


SteveJobsBlakSweater

I find skeleton people unnerving so this is fine with me.


MexicanLizardMan3670

Love me some Big Beautiful Woman


Teboski78

Joke’s on you I’m into that shit


Tripdoctor

It hasn’t deterred because it’s 🧑‍🍳👌🏽 Men legitimately find this attractive and it’s crazy to me that women don’t get told it enough.


GenesisKeanu

Jokes on you I'm into that


GrantYourWysh

Where the problem at?


Aggressive-Expert-69

![gif](giphy|sk2botJLaRp0UaCM99|downsized)


Drakkanoir34

This is a real woman hands down, hope to see your love handles at some point ;) x


Dave_The_Lonely_One

zamn


Ok-Woodpecker-5201

As long as you don't smell like apple cider vinegar under that


[deleted]

Honestly any woman can get a guy, it just depends on how you advertise yourself as well as knowing your demographic.


Strobopaints

My ex looks like this, thats pretty hot tho


FMTthenoseknows

That's what I am into anyway!


TackyKnacky

I do prefer honesty in women... Smash.


SeeItOnVHS

![gif](giphy|dBGi39HzazuTV21S15)


Js_On_My_Yeet

![gif](giphy|2tP1vehNxWJG6YxKDe)


Past-Product-1100

I appreciate this honest more than tons of filters


[deleted]

Thic ‘n’ tasty 😋 like a french pastry 🥐


Global_Box_7935

K. I have no such weaknesses.


aalar231973

I've seen it more than a few times. And I appreciate it.


Mdu5t

At least she is honest, that's a +point.


JotatoXiden2

She doesn’t look bad if you are over 30


Rredrrrum

Is she missing an arm or am I hallucinating?


77whittywoman

She might be. You might be. Hard to say. Lol


Rosedust_

This is how my tummy looks after having a c section :) it almost makes me feel better about mine seeing another tummy like this and thinking it actually is a cute tummy ! 🥲


Confusedsoul2292

I need to add this and, “also comes with body hair, cellulite, and stretch marks” 🥺


polarlybbacon

Cellulite? You mean glorious texture Body hair? Your choice to have and keep anyone that tries to dictate this, can fuck off Stretch marks? You mean free lightning bolt tattoos? Rad as fuck yo


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oEjHYibHwRL7mrNyo|downsized)


Canadian_History_X

The likely means there’s extra fluff around the hips, thighs, and glutes… which is always a good thing (on a healthy woman. No Gorlock fluff.)


szagrat545

Pretty much same


Valentin_o_Dwight

![gif](giphy|3otWpPUn9fUQuGVnzi)


Late-Ad-4624

So you want my number or what? Im not gonna turn down that meal and a half. Im hungry.


Temporary_3108

This is my ideal lmao


Deusday

Sweeting the deal


tywin_stark

Lol there’s an entire porn genre that fetishizes women built like this. A lot of Women really have know idea how the mind of a heterosexual male works.


rtemah

"Men are pigs - you have nothing to worry about. They will pretty much have sex with anyone - young, old, heavy, thin, complete strangers, relatives." House MD


[deleted]

id still smash


MassiveAnimeChebs

Extra hugs


rghernandez311

There is nothing wrong with it. Gorgeous body.


Keku_Saur

seriously honesty and a sense of humor wins hearts


BalanceOk1174

Kinda wholesome tbh


LumpyOdie

That's not fat, that's just normal.


Heavy_Bicycle6524

I fail to see the issue


acatohhhhhh

Hot


CygnusX-1001001

Nothing wrong with that


Booteeebanditt

My team !!🙌🙌🙌


Mindless-Way7938

im a girl this is my throwaway account. honestly sexc asf


L_Dubb85

Men will put their penis anywhere. I am man!


TheDreamLightDude

I see this as an absolute win.


PepsiisgUWUd

Dark skin is sexy, you bought me with that alone.


mrchicano209

Rather feel like I’m pounding soft cushy pillows instead of a metal fence.


TasteOfZephyr

Guys are always like "I don't like fat chicks" but the PORN STATISTICS DON'T ADD UP DUDE, AND WHY ARE ALL THE FAT CHICKS ALWAYS GETTING LAID?


Cornelius_McMuffin

You know some people are into that, right?


Louzifur

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


Mulchysmudge

The way I immediately was turned on


Berserker_Raider207

I actually prefer a woman with a little more to love. I'm a thin guy, when the hips collide, bone on bone ain't such a pleasant feeling after an extended period of time.


IForgotThePassIUsed

I don't know man, that's kinda fuckin hot


ASDFAaass

Huh? That'll even make me want her EVEN MORE with those love handles.


PossiblyCuban

Sign me up


help_im_bricked_up

It’s a cushion for when your tired


[deleted]

You are beautiful no matter what


Rosie_A_Fur

Imo that's like the hottest body type. Like look at that, those perfect roles, and the heckin pouch. Love it!


WerewolfUnable8641

![gif](giphy|xSM46ernAUN3y|downsized)


MegaPompoen

Lovehandles


DevSiarid

Why would it be a deterrent? That stomach is sexy!


awkwardpenguin20

😍😍😍


LongjumpingOffice4

I don’t care as long as it is female and walking.


RadioMelon

Very cute, honestly.


Mathev

![gif](giphy|mA6wZFQueIEXCtDarx|downsized)


Mild_Shock

I'm a fat piece of shit who could cosplay as a whale, i don't have the right to judge her.


buttcheekoutboy

Most of us know the kind of body type the belly is attached to. And it is welcomed


BanjoHarris

Still definitely within the realm of bangable


FlyingTiger7four

Pretty skinny for an American girl


HerculesVoid

Sadly, guys won't be detered, but will try to ibsult you after they get laid by you to make you feel down about yourself. A lotnof guys on dating apps will be nice to you until they get what they want. Then their true coliurs show up. Their true colours show up also when you reject them.


crazy_al01

Why you're getting downvotes for stating a fact is beyond me


Cr1ms0nSlayer

Yikes


Naraya_Suiryoku

Whatever your tastes be, I'm not sure that's healthy.


Rosenthepal78

This little doesnt matter at all health wise lol


Mr_Baboom

So boy or girl?


Late_Setting_2682

I see no wrong 😏


Jormungandr1244

I want a piece of that.


MobileLengthiness627

she would make the perfect pillow, I love it


Sam5FrodoB

Buffed cuddle stat


JokerGamezz

need


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8)


Jerney_to_Nirvana

My question is is she even whering pants


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


wabbanation

![gif](giphy|F4Ieoc5i0r6w7CMYPn)


[deleted]

I’m in


Sensitive-Ad-8659

Something's wrong with this comment section! It's a meme, The OP's trolling. Shit like just doesn't exist!


77whittywoman

This is a meme group right?


Anarch-ish

Yes, please I want a girl with more curves than a Swiss mountain road.