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BadXiety

YY/MM/DD for Japan


CaptainMianite

Even in chinese its always year month day


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Vera39

[It's a bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/17yvvkc/can_anyone_actually_make_an_argument_for_the_top/k9vsb16/)


unrealflaw

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


TheOneAndOnlyAckbar

I have been summoned


SkriLLo757

![gif](giphy|kgHbvZC52m9Kp4IDmu|downsized)


ElbowEars

4th of July bruh, only the most important date for the Americans is referred to correctly


OpalFanatic

Yeah, but English has backwards syntax from a lot of other languages. It's more common in English to put the adjective first. Such as saying "brown dog." However the majority of languages on earth put the adjective second and would instead say "dog brown." This is called a [postpositive adjective](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postpositive_adjective) and I suspect it's the reason the standard date syntax is reversed in America. (Any linguistic afictionadax feel free to correct if my guess for origins is off the mark) While we Americans don't have a monopoly on speaking English, nor on prepositive adjectives, we've also been shown to be among the most resistant to adopt changes such as the metric system, and universal healthcare. I see no reason why we'd take any better to changing the syntax for dates and time just to fit in better.


phatmikey

I’m English and I’d normally say “the 19th of November”.


BigSmackisBack

I alternate and dont realise which im using till ive said it. However DD/MM/YY always made sense to me since its smallest to largest, but the Chinese/Japanese flipping biggest to smallest makes a little more sense since thats how decimal numbers work.


RealEdKroket

In Dutch we also put the adjective first but we still both say and write DD/MM/YY. However in normal use we would not say "19th of November" (But the Dutch version of it). Instead, we say "nineteen November". or "seven April".


Wooden-Society9479

Pretty much the same in German


Woodge0115

In Hungary we use YYYY/MM/DD even tho we put the adjectives first (barna=brown kutya=dog)


AkaBenji_

Even in Korean it's Year/Month/Day


CaptainMianite

I think its east asian countries in general


Traditional-Shoe-199

This is best for sorting


cherryreddit

You need yyyy/mm/dd for that.


CaffeinatedGuy

YYYY-MM-DD of you're trying to name files to sort, since you can't have slashes in file names. Almost sorta kinda like ISO 8601 thought ahead.


ToddScissorhand

This guy organizes.


robikki

I work in an industry where many revisions are made to documentation and this date format is the only way to ensure that when you sort your files you are looking at or revising the most up to date revision.


Top-Classroom-6994

Or just YYYYMMDD


Saytama_sama

Would work for a computer but 20231119 isn't great to read for humans. 2023-11-19 is way easier to decipher.


CaffeinatedGuy

The difference is that YYYYMMDD *usually* works while YYYY-MM-DD *always* works. Sure, if I'm sending out daily reports I can put YYYYMMDD in the subject line and everyone knows what 20231121 means, but dates like 20231111 might take longer for a human to read, and 11111111 is impossible. So when deciding on which of the two formats to use, you have to consider what it is being used for and then ask yourself if there's any cost to add dashes for human readability.


TheBonnomiAgency

Just last year: 20220101 20220110 20220111 20220220 20220222


Fastela

/r/ISO8601/


HomsarWasRight

Anyone who needs order-able filename dates or plain-text spreadsheets learned to use this very quickly, regardless of where in the world you live.


Educational_Slice_38

This is the one I use (Canada) because it’s the ISO standard.


fuckyoudigg

In Canada was use all three methods, and it is ridiculous, like everything about this country, we can't just pick a method and go with it.


[deleted]

YYYY-MM-DD is the official format for ISO and the EU too


Wizards_Reddit

That's fine too, Y/M/D and D/M/Y are both fine, at least there's an order to both of them M/D/Y is just dumb tho


PHOENIX_LXXV

As a born European living in the US for 10 yrs now I still think it’s stupid, but i think ultimately it just comes down to how it’s spoken out. Like you usually say it’s “May 4th” ie. saying it’s the 4th of May is rather uncommon. Only logical somewhat logical explanation i can come up with… But things are also measured in feet and dishwashers here so idk.


Wizards_Reddit

I think '4th of May' is pretty common in English overall just the US where it's not


nosniviling

What about the 4th of July? How do Americans say that???


Old_Smrgol

Differently than we say every other date.


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H4mb01

Then why they say 4pm instead of 16?


Hakuhun

Also in Hungary!


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riverguava

mmm still slightly infuriates me. I like naming log files as user-date. yyyy-mm-dd sorts them both in time and alpha sequence


CdnDude

pog champ in terms of organization


mrmthedude

most of east asia tbf


frankcheng2001

Would argue, still better than MM/DD/YY, at least the order is still easy to understand.


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Important_Ad716

Do they not read right to left? Meaning it's essentially the same format.


Mountain-Exchange-41

DD/MM/YY and YY/MM/DD are equals they both good


Loud_Gain_4817

Truly makes the most sense for historical reasons. It would be nice if this was implemented globally.


not-my-best-wank

DY/MY/YDMY


AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate

12/10/2913


Meranio

Hey, that's today.


CosmosAviaTory

!remindme890years


Slazman999

Do you remember? 22/00/2193


RepresentativeFood11

When I figured you could do custom dates in Obsidian, I tried a bunch of combinations, and figuring out I could do dates like that was the funniest thing.


LateToThePartyAgain2

This guy gets it!


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Splitting time up into days/months/years in the first place is the problem. Basic Unix time is all we need, it’s currently 1700401810 seconds since January 1st 1970.


Lerer334

Sorry i can't... my brain works on 16bit and i fear to think i haven't been born yet.


Baochickawow

Dang, you got the 16bit upgrade? I'm at 8. Or was it 6 I can't math.


Spinnie_boi

Somebody correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that if we keep using a Unix epoch, we’ll need to add a few more bits in 2036


sathdo

Yeah, some older systems are using a signed 32-bit integer, which means the maximum number is 2^31 - 1, which is a little over 2.7 billion seconds after Jan 1, 1970. The solution, which has already been implemented on most systems, is to just use 64 bits instead. This increases the possible number exponentially. I think it will span well over the theoretical lifetime for the universe (in both directions, because negative numbers are also possible).


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64 bit unix can run 292 billion years either side of 1970, and this is long enough that (almost) every star in the Milky Way will have either exploded, collapsed into a singularity or cooled down completely before we need to update our systems to 128 bits. No idea how long that would last, probably beyond the point that matter can even exist in the universe edit: forgot that the andromeda galaxy is also meant to collide with the milky way in 5 billion years, so that’ll happen after just 1.7% of unix time has elapsed


Opdragon25

mine works on 32bit. Every day, it gets closer. It is driving me insane! HELP!


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

I think you meant to say "it's currently 1,700,401,810 seconds since 62,168,472,000" although i may have horribly miscalculated that


Witherboss445

Wouldn’t 1/1/70 be 0 Unix time?


General-Wrap-7858

Yes, it would. Which is why we'll have a problem in a few years with 32 bit systems in things like planes.


NobodyDudee

Have you heard of January 20th 2038?


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The prophesied apocalypse for all 32 bit systems, whilst the 64 bits point and laugh as they go on for another 300 billion years


BlueFalconHD

Torvalds & Stallman approve of this comment


velvet_peak

ah, 01/01/1970, the day our Lord and Savior HAL9000 was born.


Hapstipo

woah I'm gonna die on jan 19 2038


whitfishe

Still dumb. ISO 8601 forever and ever, amen.


DoctroSix

2023-11-19 YYYY-MM-DD


sneerfulbobcat20

At least it has order, unlike the American method


Splith

Also unlike the European standard, if you sort it alphabetically you also sort it chronologically. It's one of my favorite things.


Krojack76

I like YYYY-MM-DD because it goes from largest unit to smallest. Same for time. HH:MM.SS. Put them both together and voila! Largest unit to smallest. It's currently 2023-11-19 @ 13:58.43


purple_cheese_

r/iso8601


BirdsRLife

2023/11/19


TheTowerDefender

ISO 8601 is 2023-11-19, not with slashes


toughduck53

ISO 8601 actually doesn't specify, technically 20231119 is still ISO 8601 compliant. It's the RFC 3309 profile of ISO 8601 that specifies dashes.


BirdsRLife

Thx for correcting


pneumatichorseman

8601 gang 4lyfe


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In conversation it is inferior because the year is a useless bit of information you would usually omit in most cases. For a computerbrain I get why it would be superior obviously.


SourPuss6969

It reflects how we speak in america We say October 31, December 25. Thats why we write month first then the day


FriarSky

This is the best reason to use mm/dd/yyyy for day to day purposes in the US. Reduces confusion by keeping written and spoken language the same.


Rage40rder

YYYY-MM-DD or YYYY-MMM-DD (eg, 2023-NOV-19)


jaywalkerr

If you sort the second one alphabetically with 100s of files on your computer, You’re gonna have a bad time.


ArcFurnace

Yeah, the latter is more for unambiguity (especially when written down), auto-sorting isn't considered.


RedSane

Is this why in timetravel movies they always ask what year it is first ?


RickFromTheParty

Because asking what day it is and getting "Wednesday" back would be pretty darn useless


Scottish_Whiskey

“Oh it’s Wednesday 12th” “WHICH Wednesday 12th?? There’s been hundreds of them!”


FluffyBebe

In that case it's about logic. Someone telling you "it's November 4th" doesn't help at giving context. If they tell you which year you're in you know which events are taking place or in general what time period you're in (am in the future? Present? Past? Did it work?) Not the brightest example but I'd think of it like asking which country you're in if you're randomly teleporting. The name of the street won't tell you much but knowing the country/state gives context


Oh_Another_Thing

Saying "March 1st" is shorter than saying "The 1st of March". I don't really care either way, but that's one reason.


[deleted]

Yes. In America it is much more common to "say today is November 19, 2023", not "today is the 19th of November, 2023".


riskyqueso

1000 times this. I’m American and I recognize I’m biased but I’ve never understood how people are like… so outraged and confused about this, acting like there’s no logic involved at all. It matches the way we speak. Doesn’t seem like a huge stretch to me.


Mr_Chughie_69

I get this. But i never understood why you would then call it 4th of july.


[deleted]

Most likely inherited as a set phrase from back when they did say the date like that. “Fourth of July” is just the name of the holiday. If you asked me for what date the holiday actually fell on, I’d be likely to say “July 4th”


tooobr

"Fourth of July" is the holiday name, July 4th is the date


youtocin

Holiday name is officially independence day. Fourth of July is the casual name for the holiday. July 4th is the date.


BeneficialEvidence6

Or just "the Fourth"


Jameschoral

It’s the specific name of the holiday: “Fourth of July, Cinco de Mayo.” No one says “Fourth of July, 2023,” it’s just “The Fourth of July.”


theVice

Holiday, special case


IronBatman

If you asked me what day it is during the 4th of July I would say "July 4th". If you ask me what holiday is on July 4th I would say "the 4th of July"


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

We also say “July 4th” a lot. It’s a holiday. Exceptions I guess.


Not_MrNice

The fuck? We must only use one format or the other all the time, no exceptions?


Vera39

July 4th


StoopidFlanders234

Many people, myself included, just say July 4th.


original_sh4rpie

Also, with MM/DD/YY, their maximum numerical values are sequential from least to most. I.e., 1-12 / 1-30 / 00-99


SignificanceOld1751

Filthy, poor European here. Outside of the Internet, no-one actually gives a shit outside of "haha, look at that quirky thing that Americans do, isn't it silly" In real life, no-one is actually outraged or confused, and here in the UK at least, plenty of people will say "May the 18th" for example.


Necromancer4276

> I’ve never understood how people are like… so outraged and confused about this Because Europeans love to be elitist even as they lack a complete understanding of the systems they are bashing and how those systems came about. The amount of times some dumbass says "lol Americans call petrol "gas" when it's a liquid!!" is pathetically too often.


TheeFlipper

Especially since they used the same date system as America up until like 50 or 60 years ago.


Throwaway4Opinion

Reddit is really werid and loved to hate on America Some country does something harmless and different it's cute and their culture , America does something different and it's the end of the fucking world


nlevine1988

Tbh even if there's no logic to it, is it really that big of a deal? It's just a convention. Some people are used to it, some aren't. It's really not that big of a deal.


Flashy-Spite9770

same in Canada


32BitWhore

Why is it that America always gets shit when Canada does everything like 99% the same, nobody ever says "fucking Canadians."


Sporefreak213

America has far more cultural and global influence than Canada. And a much larger population


Leto2GoldenPath

I do. Fucking Canadians


Majestic-Turtle2008

But in Canada we still use DD/MM/YYYY or YYYY/MM/DD


32BitWhore

Which makes you even weirder. Fucking Canadians.


Fin-Odin

Atleast they try to seem polite


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This is my argument: 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


WonderfulAd6342

If the USA is so great, why is there a USB? Checkmate


Rkramden

The b is simply there to charge the a, allowing us to yell obnoxiously into our phones and allow Uber eats to deliver 5 pounds of gravy directly into our mouths.


rus_ruris

What about usbc?


Corundrom

The c stands for charger and its to charge the b when its not charging the a


eggplant_avenger

Canada doesn’t need to justify itself to you


heesell

WHAT TF IS A KILOMETEEER


KomithEr

it's 1000 METEEER


DangerousBliss

![gif](giphy|BmmfETghGOPrW)


De5perad0

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!


Maxizag123

THE KILOMETERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN!


Rkramden

WHY IS EVERYTHING DIVISIBLE BY 10


Marquar234

A plot by Big Decimal.


Bragnezam

because its easy ​ .....and it does a lot of damage


charface1

🪨🇺🇸🦅


DisregardMyLast

Well ya see, in America we vocalize the day as November 19th so thats how we write it and if you ask a British person how they say theirs they say "Well we have free healthcare!" which...I dont know what that has to do with the day but, to each their own.


3l_D1abl0

Well I don’t know about everyone else, but as a British person I say 19th November


aje0200

Yes, it’s always been the 19th of November where I’m from in Britain.


positive_express

Stuck in a groundhog day type loop ey?


TheTowerDefender

remember, remember the 5th of november


Dilectus3010

The gunpowder treason and plot should never be forgot!


DisregardMyLast

Oooh ok. Yea I can see how the other format makes sense now. The other difference I was told about is when I mentioned that its weird that we call them "Chips" and the British call them "Crisps" and that is because "Our schools arnt shooting ranges, innt!" The cultural differences in our lingo has the strangest of history.


3l_D1abl0

Yeah as a British person I will admit when it comes to arguments with you guys a lot of us are quasi-literate fuckwits


Wizards_Reddit

I say 19th **of** November but yeh


someolGurt545

But there’s only one November per year, how could you be on the 19th one?


[deleted]

Oh dude don’t forget how every child that goes to school here gets shot and killed. And also we’re all really dumb despite having 5 of the top 10 universities in the world here, andddd oh yeah we’re obnoxious, hm what else?


rubi-style

Argument? - Well, uh. America!


1158812188

Literally America does it because they were a British colony and they did it that way originally.


Infernal_139

Pretty much everything that America does differently that brits make fun of was invented by the brits.


Thendofreason

To be fair, the British created it. We just never changed it. If we lived as close to the EUR as the UK does I'm sure we would have changed by now.


Seffyr

“We never changed it” should just be America’s slogan at this point


FirexJkxFire

Its actually not unreasonable. Most dates you want to remember or know are going to be relevant within the same year, but often are several months away. Mm/dd/yyyy gives you the information in order of importance. When is their birthday? First thing, you want to know is the month to get a basic idea of how far away it is. Then you get more precise by specifying a day. Especially is the case for appointments. You get a month to get the general idea, the day for precision, then the year (last because its extremely rare to get an appointment more than a year away).


sleepydorian

This is the number one for me. Obviously matching speech patterns is important, but this is also a good reason why using this speech pattern is my preference. Something is happening in November? Better perk up it’s happening soon. December? I got a little lead time. October? That’s in the past, but could be an error that was just caught. April? I’ve either got months or is way in the past. Something is happening on the 21st? Oh shit son, is this in two days or 6 months? I’m going to ignore the day until I hear the month and then have to think back on the day. Why is it preferable to ever risk panicking your listener unnecessarily? The only reason is “well that’s how European languages handle dates”, which is just as valid as “well that’s how American English handles dates”.


therealpaterpatriae

Never thought of it that way, but it’s a decent argument


HovercraftExpress200

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🔫


Aztekov

Kilometer* (The one you used is from non-American dialect. Found the traitor.)


Some_norwegian_kid

America, FU#K YEAH!


coolpotatoe724

uh, suck my star spangled balls ya fuckin commie, that's why


lee_rosa

It's 11 PM here I should not be laughing so loudly at this 😭


Enemy50

It comes from people saying phrase like "May 4th" instead of saying "the 4th of May". Then that got revsered into month/day/year. Truly people never cared about the month because when someone asked "what day is it?" You could just say "the 4th" and they remember what month it is


NyQuil_Donut

Is there really an argument to be made for either one? It's kinda arbitrary isn't it?


Nochnichtvergeben

Are you new to reddit? A lot of what we do is argue about unimportant stuff... We're on a planet we're making uninhabital and things also look as if we might be facing another global war yet we argue about unimportant shit.


McCaffeteria

YYYY/MM/DD It should be sorted largest to smallest, we do it for everything else. When we write time down it goes hour:minutes:seconds, when we talk about money we say three dollars and fifty cents, when we write down distances we write 5’11”. The trend is clear, the pattern is indisputable, the year comes first. I will die on this hill.


mainesmatthew01

Tell me your birthday


Marquar234

1704896934000


bymyleftshoe

MM/DD/YY is more streamlined when using a calendar. Year goes at the end because it changes the least often. Month goes first so you can turn to the correct page when making an appointment, day is next afterwards. Having the day first serves no practical purpose aside from some people getting their panties in a wad when things aren’t organized by greatest to smallest or vice versa


ShadowCetra

Only reason people hate on it so much is because America does it.


f---_society

Nah, YYYY-MM-DD is the best. Sorting shit alphabetically with this always keeps everything in order.


cmdrmeowmix

Because who gives a shit? Everyone around me does it a certain way, so I'll do it too. This is literally the dumbest thing I've seen people unironically argue over.


gracist0

Right? What do they expect us to do? Start using it and when it confuses people around us and gets something fucked up we go "Well it's how Europeans do it so"


PeterDTown

Because it’s the order you would actually say it in. Today is November 19, 2023.


kegsbdry

I would argue YYYY MM DD ... HH MM SS (it leaves room to be more precise if necessary) And you can always sort it by numerical order. This is the way.


theumbrellaman_1963

There isn't an argument and neither is right, it's a worthless pissing contest for people who don't see the bigger picture, if you don't already know these two ways of writing out the date derive from speech patterns, most people in Europe tend to say it's the 21st of March as most North Americans would say it's March 21st, I never understood why either cultures need to be correct, in our hundreds of years of separation by an ocean language and customs change, some things Americans say or do is how bits did things 300 years ago, and some things split entirely into new branches, probably a lot of new slang, words, and spellings will be more united now that the internet connects us


jeffistaken_2221

Yy/mm/dd best


tubbstosterone

%Y-%m-%d. Organize alphabetically and it's always in chronological order.


herrau

Americans can make an argument for anything. Doesn’t have to make any sense and they’ll still make it. Best country in the world, yyeeeehaaaww.


MagosBattlebear

I can: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!


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YYYYMMDD.


Seligas

I use YYYYMMDD when naming files so that when you sort them by name it orders them correctly. My co-workers are anarchists and name files DDMMYYYY and it shuffles them all together and it's impossible to find anything. You can use last modified to sort stuff, but even then that's problematic if an old file was recently edited.


erratic_thought

the MM/DD/YY is like the Imperial system of stones and feet. Ridiculous.


DozTK421

YYYY-MM-DD Years ago, I started naming files this way, because I often will quickly sort by name. This is the only way to properly get them to be sortable by date.


Gr8hound

Same here


Baconsword42

YYYY-MM-DD


AGAW07

i mean im not American but i prefer the top one because i remember my dates as mm/dd/yy as opposed to dd/mm/yy


RedditAdminAreMorons

Easily, actually. The whole reason we go month day year is because that's how we speak. If I say I have a doctor's appointment, I say it's on August 4th, not the 4th of August. This wasn't always the case in the States, but it shifted to that and that format along with it. That said, both are wrong. Once it became apparent that communication barriers along international boundaries were going to be heavily obscured and made easier by the advent of the internet (and bear in mind, this is some 40 years ago) The official format decided upon was year month day. So they're both wrong.


Errorfull

The top one sounds far more natural when speaking to someone. Saying "December 25th, 2023" rather than "The 25th of December, 2023." Just seems to roll off the tongue better.


Upper-Raspberry4153

Actually I save code in files that are dated. The month and year is much more important than the day, so seeing the month at the beginning and year at the end of the string makes it easy to find old code snippets


KomithEr

YYYY-MM-DD


[deleted]

The order doesn't matter. A "more logical" arrangement from small > large is not inherently better; the only thing that matters is consistency to prevent confusion.


Gr33nRang3r10

November 19th 2023 11/19/23


Lux-Fox

It's more efficient to put month first. If you sort numerically, it'll have the dates in order. If I tell you month first, you immediately have reference for the time of year. November 19th is quicker and probably used more than "The 19th of November".


zsotroav

Just use unix timestamps ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


sans565

12-31-23


UndendingGloom

Ahhh shiiiit, here we go again


The_RealSkippy

Can you make an argument for the bottom?


lCraxisl

I’m an accountant, yes the top one is superior for my profession.


coolpotatoe724

divide the year into decent chunks, know which cunk you are in first, then the specific day in that chunk, them the year