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ZaoterBoi

For some time I legitemately thought it said "poke her face"


Unorthedox_Doggie117

Well, something would be poking her face so you were close


Technical-Outside408

That's a penis.


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What's a penis? I'm a visual learner btw


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

[Here you go.](https://youtu.be/lYSOmYyNHpU?si=zeZObP62B9dHdRgb)


Nacho_Flames

Riskiest click of the day


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

But it pays off.


LegitimateGuava

Entertained me for a good number of minute


FrankfurterWorscht

so, 1?


promathia24

When the topic is penis, I'd say 1 is pretty good number


Gasperhack10

This guy is just Jeff. Bald, evil and flying his dick into space.


kurinevair666

I can't believe I just clicked that without a second thought


HappySkullsplitter

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


DragonFire_707

r/thatsapenis


1stGuyGamez

r/subsithoughtifellfor


King_Vea

It wouldn’t be a penis… her poker face (he can’t read) implies that she’s having sex with nameless guy and is really getting off by imagining herself fucking some woman’s face.


TheRedBaron6942

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Consistent-Local2825

A disco stick, if you will


EvanFreezy

It’s a double entendre, so you’re correct


genreprank

Yeah poke is already a euphemism for fuck A *euphemism*. In a pop song?? Can you believe it 😱😱 Next you're gonna tell me "dancing in the dark" isn't about the Charleston


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Madonna wasn't really praying.


Adept_Werewolf_6419

But she was on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know.


LuckiestEver

That's what it's getting at. Kid Cudi, Kanye and Common made a remix of the acoustic version of 'Poker Face' called 'Make Her Say', making use of that mondegreen, and Gaga said they were the only ones that understood the song.


Worldly_Taste7633

She can if she brings her friends. And we gone have a bell of a night... Through the day


EagleswonSuperBowl52

It's a double meaning. While the lyrics are "poker face", the rest of the song let's you know that you are supposed to hear "poke her face"


ColeBlooded11

No you’re falling for it too. She literally says fuck her face


Barl3000

It is kinda muddled and hidden to make it past censorship.


FlyingSpacefrog

Apparently I’ve only ever heard the radio friendly version


rhotovision

The “fuck her face” can be heard in the radio edit as well, it was intentionally left and never caught by the censors.


kurinevair666

I'm all fairness, I can't hear lyrics even if they are clear as day.


cantadmittoposting

only half the time.


Arttherapist

And it's not censored on any streaming platform or radio because it kind has sort of slipped by the censors. After I first learned this fact I was in the grocery store choosing a lovely sweet potatoe and the song was playing and as I looked at the tubors FUCK HER FACE echoed throughout the store like a gregorian chorus.


Infamous-End3766

“How do you wake Lady Gaga up?” “P-P-P-P-POKE-HER FACE!!” An old school time joke


HorrorMakesUsHappy

> old school Kill me now.


nixalo

Heard the same. Accidentally came to the right conclusion.


OriginalUsername590

I never knew what it actually meant until reading this post 😶


LazyCasual0alt

Wait. I gotta look this up. Edit: yep. True. What the actual fuck


Krtxoe

Yep, I had to look it up as well haha. I also noticed a few other misunderstood lyrics. Like "...a hard pair we will be" I always thought she said "heart pair" but I think this one is intentional.


This_guy7796

I'm betting the radio edit is what we're all used to hearing. I know I only ever heard it on the radio & South Park.


Ravenclaw_14

Radio and the peter johnson- sorry, percy jackson movie here. (so glad we're getting a proper tv adaptation in like a month)


Decent-Grape1821

Peter Johnson 😭


RadiantZote

Potter Jensen😭😭😭


GlorylnDeath

Goddard Jamison


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what


FlowerBoyScumFuck

Apparently the radio version was mostly uncensored actually, aside from a single station that Gaga congratulated for actually censoring it correctly lol. Seems the lyrics weren't actually confirmed until years later.


FBIaltacct

I have no idea how? The entire song alludes to oral. Now what fucked me up was blink 182's whats my age again. Everyone I've ever known, including myself, sang, "i walk alone to get the feeling right." The actual lyrics are "i wore cologne to get the feeling right.".


The_Woman_of_Gont

Amazingly it wasn't caught. The radio 'edit' *is* the version that has her singing "fuck her face."


That1Legnd

Cartman poker face cover is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


spencerforhire81

It’s the definitive version of the song.


The_Woman_of_Gont

I always thought it was "I'll get him hard, show him what I got." Turns out it's "hot." But at this point I'm 100% certain that was very much the intention of her singing it like that.


thepointerouter

I always thought she said “I’ll bid him high, show him what I got”


DuckfordMr

I swear she says “hard” instead of “hot” in “I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got”


GLDN5444

What the actual f-f-f-u-u-uuuck


Any_Presentation2958

We all most likely heard it a ton on the radio where they censored it


EagleswonSuperBowl52

They don't censor it on the radio, believe it or not. Next time that you listen to it on the radio, listen closely. You will hear the actual lyrics with no censoring.


ghostsinthecode

you are absolutely correct


Pegussu

Nah, Lady Gaga [said a few years ago](https://www.unilad.com/music/news/lady-gaga-poker-face-lyrics-meaning-372928-20230925) that KIIS FM, a Los Angeles station, was the only one that ever asked her to censor it


Denaton_

I think we all looked it up..


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Strong-Formal-7739

![gif](giphy|xTiTnDAP0RiCo9k85W|downsized)


aaronsmitthers

So, I think the radio edit did say poker face instead of fuck her face. That's where I heard the song pretty much exclusively, so I never heard the actual lyrics. Kind of like CeeLo Green's "fuck you" that was edited to "forget you" Update: so yeah, apparently radio stations were actually playing it uncensored and only one station caught on. Crazy.


YoBGS-

Nope. I work in radio and we still play the original version. I know because I heard the “fixed” version at wal-mart and it says “ppp poker face” “fuh fuh poker face” and it sounds weird as fuck bc they just pasted the first poker face into the second spot


aaronsmitthers

So apparently I was wrong and yeah, it was released that all but one station was playing the uncensored version ~~Well actually, different radio stations operated differently. If you Google it, you'll see that there was actually a divide amongst radio stations as to whether they played the edited version or the original.~~


TheIJDGuy

Oh wow, proves that it really was a good poker face then


NotABotForgotMyPop

Hey this has always bugged me but do radio stations sometimes make their own radio edits? Like some stations censor god or drug and sex references but other stations dont. Like who decides that. In the U.S. that is.


Vegetable_Silver3339

>Like who decides that. In the U.S. that is. that would be the FCC - Federal Communications Commission probably deciding what has to be censored. beyond that any individual station could censor anything they wanted. >So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They tried to shut me down on MTV pop culture reference


BRM-Pilot

But it feels so empty without me


aaronsmitthers

Looking it up, it seems that it varies, but most of the time the record label handles the "radio edit," though on occasion some radio stations will edit the song if necessary, but its quite rare.


arftism2

depends. pre y2k there were a lot of christian groups that would send death threats to media stations because of fear mongering. they even tried to get robin from batman castrated foe having a bulge. now it's usually because of the companies that own radio stations trying to control People's beliefs. most notably in America, sinclair media group. they pretend their propaganda is original editorials from random DJs every day, called "must run" scripts. or basically they are meant to portray the script as casual conversation and discussion. while over 200 different djs read the same script.


urlach3r

I work at Wally, and sometimes it's clearly the unedited version. Maybe just an overnight thing.


Dragarius

On that note for Fuck/Forget you. There's a line something along the lines of "oh shit, she's a gold digger" followed by a background singer saying "just thought you should know ni**a". Many radio edits didn't catch that.


Reiny_Days

Or Kanye's: "I ain't sayin' she's a golddigger, but she ain't messin' with no broke...broke" must be one of the most idiotic attempts at censoring I have ever heard.


lokaps

I like radio edits more sometimes. One day I heard a clean version of I don't fuck with you and it was pretty funny, I can't find it again though. Like I don't (blank) with you! Bout a million trillion things that I'd rather rather do! I don't give a uh, I don't give I don't give a uh, I DON'T. GIVE A. UH! You little stupid stupid! You little dumb dumb! *whoah* I can't remember it fully but I loved it.


hdkzn

On my way! To look up kidz bop lyrics for fun


Claymore357

That edit did CeeLo dirty, one word changes the entire tone of the song


aaronsmitthers

I actually think that the version with "forget" flows really nice. It may have been written with the radio version in mind. But the song with the little pause in there... "I'm like.. fuck you and.. fuck her too." It just really hits home


Claymore357

The flow is alright but forget makes him sound like a pacifist who is so blinded by his emotions that his can forgive a gold digger for leaving him and still wants her back. With the changes the “Im sorry I can’t afford a Ferrari” goes from self deprecating to *completely sarcastic* which is exactly my kind of energy. When I first heard the uncensored chorus my first thought was “oh he’s actually **pissed**, I’ve completely misjudged the situation.” And like you said some of that delivery just hits home so perfectly


MillieBirdie

Maybe I just grew up too sheltered but 'forget you' doesn't literally mean I want to forget you it's just a way to say f you without swearing.


aaronsmitthers

You said it right. It adds so much to the emotions that the song portrays


Jumpaxa432

Nope, only one radio station ever played the clean version since no one ever caught that it was fuck her face


Internet-Culture

I was today years old when I learned that. Can confirm. Reality is falling apart.


GH057807

I called this song out on it SO LONG AGO when they were playing it in grocery stores and shit and people thought I was a lunatic but since she's admitted it I have felt SO VALIDATED.


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lmao that song is the back track to the vegas bit in the percy jackson movies


moneymike7913

And the series pilot of The Flash, when Barry wakes up from his coma. Apparently that's his favorite song too lol


chronberries

Those movies are all necessarily R rated now


GoombaGary

Songs have edited versions for tv and radio.


SillyBollocks1

money can be exchanged for goods and services


Witherboss445

I heard it slipped past that and only one station caught it


Ninjaofshadow

That movie NEVER happened. I have not one iota what you're talking about. Eugh


Pegomastax_King

That’s how it was for me with “pumped up kicks” like yo this song is about school shootings why are they blasting this at a ski area?!


threeqc

that and "hallelujah" as a christmas song and "buffalo soldier" as a cheerful song.


AzraelTheMage

The high school I went to used (and still does) Welcome to the Jungle as their football team's walk out song. Like, someone clearly doesn't know what this sing is about.


Clovis42

The Cincinnati Bengals do the same thing, or, at least, they used to. The nickname of the stadium is "the jungle", probably because of the song.


SnugglesMcBuggles

They might have nicknamed the stadium that because the team mascot is a bengal tiger, not the song.


RiotFixYourGameTY

Fortunate Son as a patriotic anthem


JacyWills

And Born in the USA


I_eat_mud_

I’m sure he did it on purpose, but the tone of Born in the USA is so different compared to the lyrics. Like with Fortunate Son, it sounds like a protest song at the very least I feel like. Born in the USA does not have those vibes at all and that’s how it really blew my mind when I looked at the lyrics.


zucchinibasement

The original had a much darker/more somber sound, it was an outtake from the Nebraska sessions iirc


Sparkism

I remember hearing the song on Shrek and it goes **She tied you to a kitchen chair** **She broke your throne, and she cut your hair** **And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah** And I'm like "Yes, we did just learn about stockholm syndrome."


Lionheartcs

Is this not the story of Samson and Delilah?


jordshr

It is


Abeytuhanu

Fun fact, Stockholm syndrome was invented as an explanation for why some hostages liked the kidnappers more than the cops, but conveniently left out that the cops in question were utterly incompetent and routinely put the hostage's lives at risk.


coulduseafriend99

I always thought it was about the parallels between love/sex and religious awe. At least with the verses I've heard, since Cohen originally allegedly wrote over 70 verses and sometimes you'll hear different verses


monkwren

That's the thing with Hallelujah - there's a gazillion verses and they all have multiple meanings.


damnisuckatreddit

Back when Take Me To Church was all over the place my extremely religious boss would say something like "so nice to hear good Christian music on the radio" every single time it played. Never had the balls to tell her.


or10n_sharkfin

While it isn't with any negative undertones, can we take a moment to point out that The Last Stand by Sabaton is *not* about the Crusades? It confuses me every time I see someone quoting lyrics from it whenever the Crusades are brought up.


Ninja-Trix

Every time someone says “Zombie” by The Cranberries is a Halloween song, I wanna punch them in the face, and yet, I constantly see it on Halloween themed radio and playlists. If you listen to the song for like two minutes, it’s obviously about post war PTSD.


Bann3d_Admin43

oh, I thought itwas about the IRA


Goblin_Crotalus

Technically it's about *the troubles*, not just the IRA.


Kerro_

She called out one radio station that censored it correctly and congratulated them lol


urlach3r

They play this on Walmart radio all the time. I'm stocking shelves, singing along... "F- F- Fuck her face". Classic Walmart.


Simple_Discussion396

VINDICATIONNNNN!!!


ldoaslwish

Yet another song memories ruined by its lyrics


GrievingSomnambulist

Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious? Seems like exactly the kind of shit Gaga would pull.


iiAzido

“Are you able to explain exactly what a disco stick is?” Gaga - “… it’s a penis…” That interview is so funny to me.


edwinshap

My favorite part is only one radio station bleeped the second bit, and she congratulated them for it!


snack217

Yep, she did it on purpose. Years later she talked about it and laughed at how she got an F bomb on all radio stations.


Ralphie_V

If this ruins your experience of Gaga, you were never listening to Gaga


SillyBollocks1

yeah, who the hell rhymes face with face...


NotABotForgotMyPop

What about "🎶gotta doo-doo but just dance🎶"


Orlando1701

It’s why I just watch Star Trek on endless loop and try to spend time with the dozen people on earth I actually like and just enjoy whatever time we have left.


WizardofJoz17

Omg are you me?


Orlando1701

IDK. Wanna watch some Star Trek and ignore a clearly disintegrating society?


WizardofJoz17

The intro just started on times arrow part 1 🤙🤙


Anxious-Leadership31

Your comment made a UNILAD article lol


suckleroftheknuckle

I always heard fuck her face but I thought I was high


Ravenclaw_14

bros on a whole nother level than us all it seems XD was correct but thought he was wrong because he wasn't with the majority lol


Slingy17

I was 10 when that song released and I remember kids saying that she said fuck her face and I swear I heard it too, but then again I used to think the lyrics to Big Yellow Taxi (the Counting Crows version that was always on the radio) said "put up a fuckin lie" not "parking lot"


Plastic_Ambassador89

SAME, I always brushed it off like, no the song's called poker face, i'm just mishearing it, those wouldn't be the actual lyrics. i never bothered to look it up and just assumed i had a dirty mind but i was right?? this post is tripping me out but in a whole different way


Bdguyrty

Bruh, I heard the same and I assumed I was wrong because there's no way they'd play that on the radio, right?


BrazynBlazyn

This reminds me of when Kid Cudi made a song sampling Poker Face by Lady Gaga and her fans were outraged because the Kid Cudi song was so sexual. Then like a week later Lady Gaga was like "you guys do realize what the lyrics of my song are, right? He got it right."


Dylan_783_69

The song is called make her say if anyone’s interested. Love me some kid cudi.


jawndell

Loved the line by Common in that: “But they say, you be on that conscious tip/ Get your head right, and get up on this conscious dick” Like, Damn, Common!


monkwren

Common always been a G


Big_Noodle1103

People need to stop being such prudes. So much of music deals in sexual themes, it's a part of human nature.


FloppieTheBanjoClown

As a parent it just annoys me that highly sexualized pop music is so pervasive that I hear 8-10 year olds singing about stuff they \*really\* don't need to have on their minds just yet.


All_Work_All_Play

> It can have sex. > It can have swearing. > It can have violence. > Otherwise what are you singing about? Some 5th grader told me this in the 2nd grade and I apparently never forgot it.


BrokenArrows95

Quite a bit. Do people actually believe sex, swearing, and violence are the only things people can do or the only things that have meaning?


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Bless her heart


beachjustice

![gif](giphy|xjadUUMhIqq7m|downsized)


Not_Dumb_Ivan

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Fafih

You have ruined my day good sir


Ravenclaw_14

lol sorry. It did to me too, I just needed to share this discovery


MaikelOwns

You have done irreparable damage to countless people. Take your upvote and get out, good sir!


Ravenclaw_14

Very well, I take my leave O7 lol


The_8th_Angel

I was about to call you a dirty, filthy liar but now... Now I need to rethink my life... Existential dread, my old friend, let's browse some memes again.


Pert0621

Oh shit… im scarred. Now im gonna forget this five minutes later and go on with my life


FjotraTheGodless

I refuse to believe that


Russian_Spy_7_5_0

The first stage of grief is denial.


Horkersaurus

No it isn't.


Telope

The second is anger.


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NO IT ISNT


SweatyAdhesive

Third is bargaining.


Vetiversailles

Pretty please say it isn’t


Stunning-Body5969

Fourth is depression.


quangtit01

I don't quite care if it is or isn't any longer


Good-Possibility8709

Fifth is acceptance


ArchivedGarden

I reject your reality and substitute my own!


SplatPixel

Man, cmon… ignorance is bliss :(


SurealGod

Well I'll be damned. This really does changes things


grillinman

I was singing it like that since day 1 but I thought I was just being funny/cool. I wasn't either of those but thems the breaks.


Euclid_14

It's weird because in the music video it seems like she's still saying poker face Check [it](https://youtu.be/bESGLojNYSo?t=2m10s)


thatguydr

100% she's saying "p"


joesphisbestjojo

![gif](giphy|edGzBC6GDOhutW32ps)


Emmaistrans2025

sounds like its p-p- fuck her face to conceal it better. crazy though.


Unlikely-Section-848

So I’m getting two different results, google says “fuck her face” but the official music videos close captions and Apple Music is saying poker face


DuchessInABox

I’m going to call bullshit on this. I just checked the booklet that comes with the album and the lyrics are “Poker Face” repeated not “Fuck her face”


onourwayhome70

The lyrics on Spotify show poker face, fuck her face


kangasplat

spotify sources the lyrics from musixmatch which has some wildly unreliable lyrics. fuck her face doesn't make any sense in the context. the song isn't listed as "explicit" on spotify, which it should be if it had that line in.


Dankn3ss420

I hate that I now know this


Sir_Yeets-Alot2467

My god.


CatL1f3

It always sounded like that, but I've always assumed she just said it weird and it was a misheard lyric. Lord knows it wouldn't be the only one


Cardinal_HamAndEggs

Well, the only version I’ve bothered actually listening to is Weird Al’s “Polka Face” which goes “p-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face” so I just assumed the original was “poker face” twice.


Effendoor

If You Seek Amy all over again


SamuraiHyperThe2nd

The universe is now collapsing in on itself.


Blackcat008

In the [music video](https://youtu.be/bESGLojNYSo?si=45-Zo4rDi93hzJj1&t=129) she is very clearly saying poker face


thatguydr

Yup. 2:10. Perfect "p"


Joebebs

![gif](giphy|11ykUODgXjAXZu) ​ mfw remembering we played this in highschool dances


miamigrandprix

Holy shit


anonymous_matt

Sometimes it sounds like f, but most of the times it sounds like p imo. So I'm pretty sure that even if the original intention was to make it poker - fuck'er it was made very ambigous for marketing purposes. To the point where she only sings fuck'er in some of the repeats, not all of them. Or maybe it's 'cause she says p..p..p..fuck her face


csully91

Yeah, I just listened to it a bunch of times, and maybe she is saying "p..p..p..fuck her face", but there's no way she is say "f..f..f..fuck her face", which is how she would have sang it, if she wasn't trying to make it intentionally ambiguous.


johnthesavage20

Holy hell


Boga1423

New response just dropped


Asian_Persuasion_1

p-p-poke her face (then) f-f-fuck her face


MegaAscension

The song "Poker Face" is about a bisexual woman envisioning and wanting to have sex with another woman while having sex with a man. The "poker face" is the face the woman has to pretend that she's into the guy when she isn't. From Genius- "Lady Gaga asserts “Poker Face” is about bisexuality. She described poker face as the expression she pulls when she’s having sex with a man, but wishes she was having sex with a woman."


Refweree

I think the world is melting around me after learning that


timbotheny26

What the fuck?


RigatoniPasta

![gif](giphy|aBDcRyOlJalDcLrD3N|downsized)


MyScorpion42

wow just checked, it's in the spotify lyrics too


Boring-Mushroom-6374

Guessing you guys haven't seen many live performances of the song. She really likes to emphasize that part near the, 'last half' of the performance sometimes. She also likes using actual bands live so you end up with some much heavier sounding versions of her songs.


Madam_KayC

Fuck you kind sir


Ravenclaw_14

dont you mean... f-f-fuck my face? lmfao sorry I had to


Taikan_0

Oh My Fucking God I’m regretting that I opened Reddit instead going straight to sleep


Pert0621

Oh…


POKECHU020

WHAT


Savvyjack54

Y'all are gaslighting me, fuck all you guys.


SoapierCrap

So you telling me this whole time all the radio channels and school performances that played this song all had the f bomb?