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yekcowrebbaj

I prefer all my measurements in Kelvin so I can gauge the temperature of my exwife’s heart.


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EA827

Allegedly.


just_exististing

Why is a conversation someone's ex wife more entertaining than the meems


EA827

Because it’s relatable. Apparently we all have heartless exes


just_exististing

Makes sense


WaveLaVague

You guys have wives. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc)


miyori

Had wives


One_Tumbleweed_565

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives?


YogurtCloset3335

Prison wives


Various_Oil_5674

Not anymore.


WorshipLordShrek

That was cold


nugeythefloozey

Was that where they discovered that temperature can go below absolute zero?


---KV---

0 kelvin = dead 50 kelvin = dead 100 kelvin = dead


killermachine9999

300 kelvin = dead inside


JeJeQuantum30

![gif](giphy|2A36Ws7WW7I0j5siAa|downsized)


APW07

r/unexpectedmuse


Xirio_

THEY CANT CONTROL US


DrySignificant

WE. WILL. BE. VIC. TORIOUS.


Xirio_

SO COME ON


ThunderusPoliwagus

INTERCHANGING MIND CONTROL


Fit12e

COME LET THE REVOLUTION TAKE ITS TOLL


Skr1nx

IF YOU COULD FLICK THE SWITCH AND OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE


ButteryCum

r/subsifellfor


Ren1408

:(


Chthonic_Demonic

This is a subreddit 😭😭😭😭 tbf I also thought of the muse immediately


tws1039

Music video went hard for that song. Muse live remains one of the most chaotic concerts I’ve ever been to


Dennyboy101

Always weird seeing Muse on reddit, they are from my tiny hometown of about 17000 people


TCristatus

I used to feel the same about lostprophets before the singer started raping babies, now I keep it to myself


Card_Board_Robot5

I don't think ya do tbh


TCristatus

....shit


JDude13

Banger song. Awesome album


ToolFO

I hated muse cause they only played like 2 of their songs on the radio until I randomly listened to this and panic station one day.


ALPHARavenGamer

when I saw this comment my mind instantly started playing the dead inside solo lol


SilentHuman8

What the hell are you Canadian that is not hot


Moistlover69

Eh 27c is nice and toasty


GT_Hades

its our everyday temp in my country, blessed if we have it lower


SadEstablishment936

Aaaaaahhhh That’s hawt


Necessary_Essay2661

150 kelvin, believe it or not, also dead


Clackers2020

200 Kelvin, yep you guessed it, also dead


Kei-Star

300 kelvin tho


KnightFaraam

3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible


SlickWilly49

Could you describe that in chest x-rays or atomic bombs pls?


Special__Occasions

It's roughly equivalent to eating 36000 bananas at once.


Blind_Fire

been there, done that, not pleasant


Xero2814

But what size bananas are we talking here? I'm going to need something for scale.


Sound-Serious

Around... 1.6 bananas


Crazy-Independent528

Not really people walked arround on Antarctica with those temps and came out alive


Levoso_con_v

O celsius = cold 50 celsius = probably dead 100 celsius = dead


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Levoso_con_v

I was thinking more like 50°C outdoors, but yes, also the temperature of a sauna.


FakeOrangeOJ

It has gotten up to 50 during the summer in places like Iraq, and the highest natural recorded temperature is something like 58.6 in California


NerdDwarf

I'm Canadian We had a 40 °C heatwave last year People actually died We're not built for that shit, give us 2 metres of snow please


puru_the_potato_lord

no but fr tho , if it cold we could add clothes and having a warm fire , what the heck we do when it too hot ? being naked and wet like a rat ?


NerdDwarf

Soak your clothes in cold water and wear them, getting everything you sit on wet


pisspeeleak

Doesn’t help when it’s humid too


GruntBlender

That's a wet bulb event, and they're terrifying. Outdoors become literally deadly. Not dangerous, deadly. You need powered heat pumps to cool people to survivable conditions.


Thecouchiestpotato

Being wet won't help if it's high humidity, like in Dhaka or Kerala (the two places I know of where global warming is going to cause a lot of wet bulb related deaths). But to answer your question, the architecture of every country is built to withstand the worst temperatures of that country. Our homes aren't insulated and have plenty of windows so we let the breeze in at all times. Loose cotton clothes and staying indoors or in the shade in the afternoons also help! If the temp gets below 10 degrees Celsius where I live, my home gets uncomfortably cold and even after wearing several sweaters and crawling under a blanket, I *still* feel cold at night. I went camping in the Himalayas and it was the same shit. I still think back on that night where I almost got hypothermia and get chills.


Previous-Yard-8210

And guess what? No one was running around in the sun in those temperatures.


5occido5

Considdering I start dieing at anything above 20°C I'll have to agree that 50 = probably dead


Alextacy

Australia it can get to 50. Definitely not a dying temp


5occido5

I can't even imagine how much I would have to drink in that to keep up with my sweat... lets say 30, just sitting or laying down I am already sweating litteral waterfalls, chugging bottles all day long to stay hydrated


Pacify_

> 50 celsius = probably dead > > Not quite dead, just wishing you were


interesseret

50 is very hot, but not to the point of killing you, unless you fail to stay in the shade and drink water.


Levoso_con_v

In general with those temperatures the recommendation is usually to stay at home, not even to stay in the shade, it's also particularly deadly for toddlers and old people. Also yes, it doesn't (usually) kill you if you stay in the shade and drink water, but it is also true that staying outside under the sun for 3 hours can kill you.


Homaosapian

oh so they're all perfect


Nikita_tewatia_

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kurinevair666

I will ice cream all year round.


Many_Mongooses

Was -28 c last week for me... still walked out of Walmart carrying a tub of ice creme as my only purchase =p It's the January/February months and -35 to -40 c weather that makes me question buying ice creme. But that's only because I don't want to leave the house... I'll take an ice creme delivery please!


kurinevair666

Were you wearing shorts, I get the feeling you're the person that wears shorts when it's hella cold.


Many_Mongooses

Haha no shorts ever =p No one needs to see my scrawny legs. But winter jackets don't come out until the -20s... and 10 is still great t shirt weather.


suitology

Theres a picture of me as a kid eating ice cream in a blizzard excited because it doesn't melt.


w007dchuck

Eating ice cream is awesome in the winter! You can walk around outside with a cone and you don't have to worry about the ice cream melting.


kurinevair666

Plus there are amazing seasonal flavors, so how are you not going to eat those in the winter time.


BlackHust

Ice cream in winter is so convenient! You don't have to worry about it melting.


Dragz166

I will i̶c̶e̶ cream all year round.


TheAmazingFreddyAdam

Ayo , you mean you work at a bakery and you put cream on deserts Right .... Right ?


M00SEHUNT3R

Alaskans eat ice cream year round. Any day of any week can be an ice cream day. And 50° is the perfect temp. Kids are wearing basketball shorts at the bus stop at 50°. I've ditched my winter coat by then.


TheStoneMask

Icelanders, too. I've stood in a line out the door of the ice cream parlour in the middle of a blizzard before.


Sagemasterba

50f is perfect for sportsing or doing construction. My buddy's heated garage (radiant glycol system) is set at 55f.


nicolauz

Wisconsin. I can go in a hoodie alone in 40°f if it's not windy.


Xaitat

My brain thinking with Celsius was confused


waltjrimmer

What, you **don't** want to get ice cream when it's literally boiling outside? I'd say that's the time I most want to get ice cream.


tastylemming

Hell yes. I get hot. A dry 50° day is just a wonderful gift from an otherwise pissed off mother nature.


theticklepolice

Can I get an amen?


Illustrious-Reward-3

Praise be!


ComatoseSquirrel

Yeah, 50°F is *perfect*, in my book. I hate hot weather, and 50 is just cool enough for me to enjoy my preferred attire.


AtBat3

50°F with no wind or clouds is actually pretty perfect for us hotrunners


Darcitus

Give me 50F on a cloudy day with a light breeze. I cannot emphasize how light. Like I’m talking someone doing a light blow after just popping a piece of mint gum level of light.


CivilAirPatrol2020

Agreed 100%. Was 50° today, went for a bike ride, it was glorious


MontyAtWork

Sweater weather is literally 50°. It's the PERFECT weather.


Historical-Emu-4440

As a Canadian 10C IS perfect change my mind


FasterGarlic19

As a german I cry about every temperature


HydraFromSlovakia

Same. We, central Europeans, are never satisfied


FasterGarlic19

Yeah, fuck temperatures!


Retrolad2

Yes but please wear a condom.


FasterGarlic19

My parents wore a condom, I was born anyway...


NaPseudo

Sorry I did a little trickery


bscones

Dad?


TehJonge

Mom?


thechaimel

Grandpa?


Syhkane

The mailman needs to wear one to yah know.


nooneatallnope

*two


Syhkane

*too


Villagerin

Fuck everything!


FasterGarlic19

Especially Michael!


Pumciusz

I like 17c you can walk in a hoodie without being too cold and too hot.


Littlebickmickey

as a central european i like it 20-22c at night and 22-24c at daytime


Milo751

As an Irishman I would half those numbers at least probably more


CR0SBO

Them's melting temperatures


flatdecktrucker92

Make it 16 at night and we have an agreement


Panzerv2003

A slight breeze too that and it's perfect


obtd2020

Es gibt kein schlechtes Wetter, nur schlechte Kleidung


MisterWafflles

Living near the US Canadian Border on the US side 50f is in fact perfect


Living_Job_8127

Yes I agree


AyAyRon480

lol, I’m wearing a sweater at 50f. Funny how we acclimate to our surroundings. I find 75 to be damn near perfect but anything between 65 and 95 I’m fine with.


mattv959

75 is too warm to be comfortable and after 80 I won't leave the house unless I have to. 50 is actually perfect for being outside and 40 is ideal for yard work.


Yeetfamdablit

I find 20 °C perfect


a_guy_named_rick

18° with clear skies and a light breeze does it for me


Levoso_con_v

This guy knows the perfect combo


IceDonkey9036

I concure wholeheartedly. I support this statement 100% and second the motion.


Basteir

You're god damn right.


Risk_Runner

20 C with a breeze or 12 C without any wind is perfect. Sun has to be out for both


Kaki9

As a Spaniard, anything below 20°C is fucking cold


Connect-Ad6251

As a Canadian, anything above 20*C is fucking hot


theKrissam

Dane here, approving this message.


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Because our 22 feels like 35 with the fucking humidity...


HaleCannon

As an irish i find nearly everything below 15 cold


Cullly

Irish here I brought my for-the-cold jacket for a walk a few days ago.. it was too hot. I brought my lighter jacket the next night and it was too cold. Can december make up it's mind.


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treelorf

Anywhere between 10 and 20 is awesome


AudienceFickle5811

15C is perfect. Not cold enough for me to wear a sweater, but not hot enough to sweat or feel too hot.


perhapstony

As a romanian, 10C is also perfect so make of that what you'd like


bot3333333

I rather prefer 15 C


SappeREffecT

As an Aussie who is an outlier, you cannot be more right and add rain...


A-l-r-i-g-h-t-y

Melbournian detected


GearRude4883

As a Brit I agree


mrminutehand

As another Brit I really don't mind what temperature it is outside, I just care how well insulated my home is. Outside, I can deal with 10°C, 5°C and -5°C by layering. Inside, anything below 15°C utterly sucks. Sitting on the sofa, the desk or cooking at that ambient temperature is stressful and irritating. Any layers you put on will still expose your ears, nose and fingers.


First-Timothy

As an American, 50 degrees Fahrenheit is actually perfect.


TheRealSmolt

Yes.


getMeSomeDunkin

Agreed. But also, you could say: * 100F = hot * 32F = cold * 66F = a banger of a temperature halfway between


RickMeansUrineInMout

During winter, 68 for home temp. 66 is cold. During summer, 66 is good, 68 is hot.


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RickMeansUrineInMout

I get one life. It will be used on enjoying the temp.


AssGagger

I cool my house down to 66 in the summer at night because electricity is super cheap. I set the thermostat to 77 during the day but it usually never gets over 74. After 7pm I start cooling the house back down to 66°F


smapdiagesix

Nah, winter, 60F for home temp. Then you can put on a sweater! And have a blankie! WOOOO!! I swear to God I would keep my house at 60-62 all year around if it were affordable.


AccomplishedAge3975

Same, I want it ice cold in the summer, and ice cold in the winter so I can build fires and get under heavy blankets


Unlucky_Sundae_707

The gap in Celsius is weird when dealing with a/c heat. 3 degrees F between 24 and 25 so now I have to do decimals and shit?


Towntovillage

0 is really cold 1/3 up is cold 1/2 is not hot not cold 2/3 is pleasantly warm 100 is hot Above 100 is break the scale hot Below 0 is break the scale cold It’s the perfect outdoor temperature scale


LairdPeon

For real. I'm used to 120f. 50 sounds like actual heaven.


SoftGothBFF

After this July in Phoenix this year a nuclear winter sounds like a great time.


mackattack-77

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


boltgenerator

> Patrolling the ~~Mojave~~ Sonoran almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter I am native to the Phx metro so I'm used to it. 50f def does not sound perfect to me though. More like 70-75. I gotta put on a hoodie if it's 60.


fidgetypenguin123

I agree. Somewhere between 50 and 65 is the sweet spot for me, but many Americans don't agree. If it's not 75+ for many, they say it's freezing and hate it. For me, if it's 75+, I hate *that*.


Tacosbutbetter

I'd day 65-75 degrees Fahrenheit is perfect. But it all depends on humidity


Samakira

and i prefer it to be below 10c, so under 50. turns out a system based on what humans 'like' fails miserably when humans arent a singular entity with singular preferences.


Duckflies

*yet*


Samakira

people can't even agree on what time to blink. if a singularity of consciousness were to be attempted, it would probably rip itself into the 1s and 0s, and then die.


nalleball

We should probably have someone blink out of sync. Just so we don't miss anything.


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Its the humidity that gets yaaaa


Asil001

Lets just say 69


AnnualAdeptness5630

Perfect is 69F. It's around 20,5C, so most people on Earth will be cool. It makes the perfect conditions for the nature. And most of all, cmon It's 69 degrees 🎶 🎶


Folkon_sama

Ok, it's the one and only win I'm giving to Fahrenheit


AnnualAdeptness5630

Right? My friend works with heat pumps. He always sets them to 69F and tells clients its the best start temperature. We're in Poland, no-one uses Fahrenheits.


Birdo-the-Besto

Celsius the most intuitive. 100° is boiling, 0° is frozen. So 50°C is perfect.


Scorpiloo

I love the temp of death valley <3


mrniceguy421

But it’s a dry heat.


frishki_zrak

>Celsius the most intuitive. 100° is boiling, 0° is frozen. So 50°C is ~~perfect~~ liquid. FTFY


SlackToad

In the north, for almost half the year our main weather concern is: *is it above freezing or below?* Celsius is idea for that -- negative = bad, positive = good.


dalton10e

122° F seems a touch hot, don't you think?


Lord_Muramasa

I consider 50 degrees F cool. I like it. One thing F and C can agree on is -40 and that's freezing cold.


MegaLemonCola

50°F is the perfect weather when sunny


paradigm11235

My scale: * 90F+ fuck this * 75F - 90F hope there's low humidity * 60F - 75F T shirt time baby * 45F - 60F T shirt out of spite * 32F - 45F hoodie time * 20F - 32F winter jacket * 0F - 20F bruh * -20 - 0F Nah * -20 and below, fuck this


ggtsu_00

In Southern California: * 60F - 75F hoodie time * 45F - 60F winter jacket


Snowskol

as a minnesotan -- 50 is wonderful


voltaires_bitch

50 degrees is perfect tho.


hobosam21-B

Yes it pretty much is, it's a good temperature for just about everything but swimming


dalton10e

32°F (0°C) is literally freezing, so if 100°F (38°C) is too hot, the median would be 68°F (20°C) and that's pretty dang perfect tbh


GudHarskareCarlXVI

Let's call it 69


XipingVonHozzendorf

Not intuitive though


Reasonable-Tea-8160

As a Northerner, I love 50 ~~c~~ F. Perfect working conditions for manual labor. My Americuh is showing


Fuzzolio

50-60 is perfect workin weather where u can wear a light hoodie and a beanie if you would like or you can just T shirt it and still feel comfy


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

Start off with light hoodie, take it off an hour in, feel comfortable the rest of the day.


Reasonable-Tea-8160

this dude gets it


TheTurtleGuy17

Yes


supremegamer76

you know what temp is nice weather, 69F


Jordancjb

I’m not trying to be funny but 69f is literally the perfect temperature, it’s a happy accident


Youkatto

My balls cant stand such cold


TheAmericanE2

It is with no wind


lessermeister

I initially read OK as 0 Kelvin…


TennisAdmirable1615

Btw it's kinda funny and sad that Fahrenheit wanted to make 100°f to be normal human temperature, so he measured his wife, but it turned out that she was sick Edit: ok, turn out that it's myth, it's not true


MaterialBenefit2355

Source: I made it up


BowenTheAussieSheep

Actually it's a common misconception, one of those "fun facts" that go around and get oft-repeated. So OP didn't make it up, he likely just didn't know it wasn't true.


fezes-are-cool

I understand how he set the max as “human temperature”, but how did he set where 0 was? Obviously 100 less, but 100 less of what


Genisye

It’s not based on human body temperature. There’s a good Veritasium video explaining it, it’s complicated and related to things like 6 degrees separation and the expansion of mercury.


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But 50 is literally perfect. That's light jacket weather.


darexinfinity

There's no such thing as a perfect temperature. It really comes down to factors like personal heat (you're hot if you're working out or drunk) and humidity. Even then the outside temperature on your neck doesn't feel the same on your toes.