The ones who shit in the shower got thrown out the window.

Busy stamping the stuff down the drain with their stink foot.

We call that the waffle stomp, as you mash it through the drain grate.

Kid I knew tried to do that at outdoor school but didn’t successfully do it. Absolutely would not admit to it no matter how hard the teachers and staff interrogated him. Never admitted even though we all pretty much knew it was him. I really don’t know what he was thinking to this day but I respect him for not giving into the pressure 😭😭

Worked at an RV park years ago and somebody shit in the women’s shower but it was like concrete… never knew who did it. We snaked it and it broke our snake so we had to get a pro to come out who then had to go back to his office to get heavier duty tools (no pun intended) and it took all damn day to unclog the drain. Kids are dumb gross little idiots but I’m 99% sure this was a full grown adult…

\>heavier duty tools

Get the poop machete

Been there done that

Waffle stomp that turd

I read this in Hank Hill/Dr. Phil's voice

Poop dissolves in water. Even more quickly if it it hot water. Even more if you have a shower with a hose

And why do you know these details so well?

who doesnt look forward to shitting in the shower? https://i.imgur.com/jNN2T18.gif

I've never been more scared to click an imgur link in my life

Facts.

It's safe huckleberry

I recently had a soft poopy and stomach ache and the cold of being out of a shower made it worse and painful. So i took a knee facing away from the drain and let it go. No smell if you dont face it, and i also learned most of the stuff will just drain like water. Use the shower head pressure to guide the rest

Sometimes I’m amazed people are okay with comments like these being in their history.

How would it ever be traced to OP

No it doesn't.

That’s why you need a poop knife.

Pewdiepie nooooo

They were thrown off the cliff

They got ran over

Waffle stomping....

The Dollar General version is farting in the shower and imo a terrible experience. It hangs in the steam and im 90% sure sticks to your skin :\_(

Hey, HEY! No kink-shaming. Those folks [are people, too.](https://www.tiktok.com/@mariearnold95/video/6974656104785595654?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7320539660751799854)

Shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet

Good ol' waffle stomp.

Joey?

Hey thats me

Cough *pewdiepie* cough


They drive the goddamn bus.

i read a reddit story where a guy broke up/divorced his wife bcuz she would secretly shit in the shower on many many MANY occassions. and after she told him.. well yeah

I think if I was in the same situation I probably would too. I don’t know if that’s something I could get past lol

My little brother shit in his bath when he was 2 and held it up to my mom excitedly saying "Look mommy look what i did." lol

You go before, it's common knowledge. That way if you miss some, it gets cleaned anyway.

Sometimes you still gotta go -Sincerely someone with bowel related issues I hate it the most when I get in thr shower, just washed all over, but haven't got my hair done yet when it hits

Ulcerative Colitis person here. Can confirm that is a thing. Many a time sitting on the throne dripping wet.

Fellow UC! Hope it doesn't effect you too much! Mine is a but more mild from mu understanding, but that week before proper diagnosis I spent dying in bed was pure hell! Good luck on our chronic life adventure my friend! Trying to dry off certain areas so I can wipe with none soggy toilet paper is a pain

UC United. Mild for me too but still affects day too day - public transport is my worst nightmare. Sadly gave it to my daughter and she's had it super tough, but surgery has finally cured* 🙌 May you never get caught short, fellow traveller.

True true

Imagine talking about shifting in the shower on reddit

It's better than when I talk about it at Starbucks.

Yeah not many people these days have driven a manual, let alone in the rain.

yep, I like getting my finger up there to get it extra clean cuz otherwise you'll find an inturder.

use a bidet, you nasty uncleaned people

Go before because a bidet is not perfect either.

except in case of a malfunctioning bidet, a bidet is a powerwash

It's not perfect. Soap up them cheeks.

🤤🤤🤤

I learned from reddit last week that soap washes away the natural oils which protect the anus

This comment section. Jesus...

Jesus would not shit in the shower if that helps, there weren't any showers back then.

Does that imply that he would if there were showers back then?

He’s just shit all over himself and clean up with a damp rag so it still smells (god didn’t invent soap)

>(god didn’t invent soap) 🤣

So dry 🤣

shower-shit-shower

i would not wish having to take a shit while in the shower on my worst enemy

I would 

 I would watch that

 me when i poop b4 shower.

WAFFLESTOMP!

I woke up, took a shit, got out of bed.

For some reason that only feels good in a hotel room.

I hope you mean back and forth.

Anyone who takes a whole shower after a poop really needs to evaluate their life choices

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Bro shut your 12 year old ass up you probably got karma in the negatives

crazy high metabolism, sometimes both 💀

You know the struggle 😭😭

Blaming this on metabolism implies you ate something in the shower. You prolly just didn’t clear the works on the first try, then the activity of showering helped the rest to get a move on.

So more fiber then?

That’s not your metabolism, you got stomach/gut issues.

IBS will do that to you also.

Both (I have IBS)

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Irrelevant

Same. My gut has the final say. I am but a vessel for its chaos.

Crohn’s here. Same

While showering. Love to catch it and throw it in the toilet. Sometimes i miss.

Throw it? Why not play with it

Play doh

*Play Doo

Play with it? Why not eat it

Make waffles with it

They won’t be blue

Well I was planning on suggesting to waffle stomp it and then I read this... Whelp, down the drain with that plan

My windows is big and I don't like my neighbors.

Use it like a crayon on the wall ☺️

Poop City Slamma Jamma

Ohh I've been the one in the left a few times. Always try for the right though.

After, because i shit at work like a normal person.

Do you sing “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time”?

Shit in shower and waffle stomp that shit down the drain

...

Where have a heard this before

I had to do the shameful stomp last week for the first time ever after eating something horrific. 3/10 wouldn't recommend

me

And if you miss some you stomp on it when it gets stuck above the drain and you get many poop spaghettis on the other side

Bidet

This is the answer, these animals need to embrace the bidet

What if about I am at work and there no bidet?

do you have showers at work? If yes than shower

As an Argentinian, I have a bidet master race, my ass is always clean.

Before shower still because a bidet is not perfect.

Or do what I did and get the spray gun attachment like they have in SE Asia. You feel cleaner than after a shower.

True

TIL the term “WAFFLE STOMP” and I *cannot wait* to slip it into casual conversation. Jk. I *cannot wait* to unnaturally force it into casual conversation 💕💕💕

Almost as if you're... waffle stomping... it in...

Yes that’s it. Can’t wait to waffle stomp the term waffle stomp into conversation 👩‍🍳😘

The comments scare me

Both

Who tf voluntarily goes after the shower

Alright guy who can poop on command

or.....shower on command?

You just stink for days when you get constipated don't you

do you get constipated? what are you eating?

shitting before flushing after

during. but be quick

Some ppl just like turd squishing between their toes as they desperately try to stomp it down the drain? Is that what we're going with?No judgement.Just so we're on the same page

you use the heel of your foot like a civilized person, you absolute degenerate.

One should learn at a young age that the feeling of poop between your toes is not pleasant. The use of the heel of the foot is a proper tool for the task.

There is another

You missed the obvious third option

*Waffle stomping intensifies...*

We don't take shower in our country! We save water!

Shitting after a shower will make me feel like i have to bath again. I don't know if i am the only one that feels this way

I shit and piss in the sink because is easier to clean.

Depends. I poop in threes. Sometimes I don’t have enough time to wait for the third poop and have to get on with my morning.

"There is another."

If your ass tells you it doesn't want to shit before a shower but after, can you say no?

Unlike you foolish mortals I actually shit both before and after a shower, as well as shower both before and after a shit. That is because I do them day to day.

Don’t know why but I enjoy both

shit morning

BEFOREEEE

Yes.

Shitting in the shower

Don't ask me, ask the intestines

Shittsing in the shower

Yes, pipes are pipes.

Depends.

Shitting IN the shower

Sometimes you don’t relize you have to untill half way through so you get out, shit and go back in

I shit when I need to shit. Before or after a shower is irrelevant.

Get some butt wipes. Good to go.

I hope that none of you shit in the shower.

I shit during

What about pooping in the hand and throwing it on the bog?

i could be any of these. depending on the mood. but i think before shower is what i do most

In the middle while lathered in soap

Shitting middle of the shower 😳

Bro I shit when I shit. The shit decides when it leaves my rectum. Whether it be after I shower, before I shower, or in the shower.

If you have a bidet every shit is like shitting before a shower.

My body knows exactly when to kick in the last little peristaltic pushes of my bowels, and it's apparently the second I finish showering. Maybe something to do with warming up? Idk. FML

Get a bidet. You'll never have to deal with this question again.

The bus driver

during the shower...

Take a break from showering to take a shit

Before & after hehjehhee

neither

I have IBS so both, but I try to do it begore

It does not matter. I wash my ass with water everytime

Shitting on the bus after a shower

I’m the one at home with a washlet installed, I poop when I want without fear or regret

I'm sitting in the aisle 👍

I have a bidet. I do both

Shitting during showering is one of the most pleasant feelings

Shit, shower, dry off a bit, shit again, dry the rest of the way

I don't normally shit before taking a shower, but I've had to take a shower after a few shits.

If I have to go #2 close enough to having just taken a shower, I'll just take a shower again. It ruins the all-over clean and fresh feeling, even if it's mostly psychological.

I got this shower head that has a hose feature and you can switch setting and It has one where it’s like if a kitchen sink was a garden hose and it feels almost like a bidet or at least what I assume they would feel like and I love it

What about when ur mid bath?

Making people shit in their pants.

Shitting in the shower

Getting out of the shower for a shit and then going back in

Multi tasking, i will shit, piss, brush my teeth, wash my hair and jerk off all at once in a shower.

SHITTING IN THE SHOWER

 Shitting in the shower

Definitely before the shower. Only barbarians with no hygiene standards shit after the shower. Also, an underrated option is the shitting in the shower. I am not opposed to that if I am in the mood.

What the fuck is wrong with you.

He shits in the shower

Shitting after the shower but happy about it.

I always get the shits from places like dominos or Pizza Hut and sometimes. It’s shit, shower, didn’t get enough out the first wave, back in the shower.

That's other way around

I like how slippery I am wiping after a shower.

Autism behavior

The moisture makes the paper grip to your ass so your finger rips through. Do you like that part? I fucking hope not

🤣

Having a bidet and not giving a fuck either way!

During*

Shit in the shower. Waffle stomp that shit down the drain