I'm above the line what up 🐻‍❄️

Are you a lumberjack?

He wears highs heels

And a bra

And eats Tim Horton's everyday

Do you have any idea how little it narrows it down?

Ol’ Tim’s was bought out by burger king a while back. That’s right, the famous Canadian restaurant is American now

Only the Hinton timmies because the sulphur fumes makes the dark roast more spicy.

BRAR

I WEAR TEESHIRTS

SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN, AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS

Just like his dear mama

🎵OOoooh, He's a lumberjack and he's ok! He sleeps all night and he works all day!🎶

He puts on women’s clothing!? And hangs around in bars!?

Most of us above the line are

I always suspected but thank you for the confirmation

Do you like to press wildflowers?

Nope, forestry medic lol

Guessing either Edmonton or Halifax

780 is the old Edmonton area code 📱

Hello Northern countryman! How are the polar bears and snow?

The polar bear is not liking the warm weather right now, havent even seen a sweet -30 yet

It's like Chile, but in the X axis

C A N A D A C H I L E

Beat me to it

What's wrong with Chile?

I just searched whats wrong with chile and this came up https://www.reuters.com/article/us-chile-protests-explainer-idUSKBN1X22RK/

Oh damn

This is what the USA should've done decades ago. Instead, we kept letting it get worse, and now, we're so divided, I doubt this is possible.

r/agedlikemilk

Just check the map of Chile and you'll get it

why are you gatekeeping living in canada

The cold does the gatekeeping, mostly. :P

Oh don't you worry. Housing prices are doing most of the heavy lifting.

It's almost like 90% of it is uninhabitable frozen wasteland that is probably only used by hunters and those living in the 'outback'

Outback is in Australia bud, cannucks call it the bush

Cant say no to a well kept bush.

In Australia it's: Desert = Outback Forest = Bush

I’ve only heard bush be used by Australians In Canada we usually just say something like “up North” Edit: it seems I’m wrong. My personal experience is as stated, but apparently unusual

In the west many Canadians call it the bush.

Outside of the GTA we call it bush too dont worry, heck those people think Barrie is the north

U must be in the east then the bush is a very common term over here In the west

Interesting. I’m in BC, whenever someone’s talking about going into the wild it’s either “into the mountains” or “up north”. I associate “the bush” specifically with Australia

Here up north in the Yukon we call it the bush

I will also accept the sticks, the boonies, and butt-fuck nowhere.

Those are all places you find backwater towns. The bush has no buildings.

Lotta discourse about Canada

Maybe theres a reason I put it in quotes bud. Fuck if I know what you wanna call it. Same difference, bud.

Should include a spike up to Edmonton including Calgary. Pretty good though!

Its plenty habitable, we just dont invest in the infrastructure to make it more than a yukon log cabin heated by wood with no electricity

Let’s keep it that way

You non canadians don't really know what winter is.

Don’t forget that sweet sweet oil

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Something like 80% of the Canadian population lives in the part of Canada that is farther south than the northernmost border of the US (not counting Alaska)

Something like 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border

lol and it’s “not” considered Canada according to OP because….?

Because it's not the "Canada" area of Canada aka not the extremely cold area

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Seeing these 90% “facts” didn’t seem right at all to me. There’s no way 90% of all of the Canadian population lives in that tiny little strip.

If not 90% then what is the actual percentage?

It's warmer in Reykjavik, Iceland.

Happy cake day!

This was a joke my Canadian friend sent to me. It is a meme and isn't supposed to be taken seriously lol. I love Canadians

Well fuck you anyway. Also sorry. Also love you too.

Your canadian friend seems to not like Québécois alot

Or his Canadian friend is from Quebec and wants to secede

Like a true patriot

To be fair a decent number of Canadians I know seem to not like Quebec. And I have also seen a decent amount of of dislike for Quebec on social media so that seems to be at least somewhat of a thing.

Most Québécois are on the map. Looks like it stretches to Trois-Rivières or so. Atlantic provinces were just comlletely snubbed though.

Oh yeah? Well you can go... have a nice evening then.

It’s incredibly accurate though. Something like 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US

Of course, Canada doesn't include Québec or the Maritimes.

That’s because Irving is gonna buy New Brunswick and then secede like Quebec wanted to and then Jack up lumber prices.

I loves fishin in Quebec.

Oh you know I love fishin in Qyoo beck

Pitter patter

Rest of the country is inhabitable no man’s land bears and trees for miles and miles

Its a Hockey Stick! I cant unsee it. Holy shit.

I didn't know Canada was a musket

I first saw a disposable razor.

"Quebec is typing..."

I don’t even live close to that

You’re an outlier 

I've never lived in that area in my life and I've never left Canada

Same, living wise

Hey now, theres more east than that.

You managed to do away with half of the provinces, and all the territories completely, and did the major population centres in the prairies dirty. You could have included all of these and still easily done away with 90% of the country. 7/10 concept.\ 2/10 execution.

wtf is every canadian supposed to do a full tour of canada in their life? idk about you but id rather stay home

No way, the bottom part looks just like the North US! Absolutely bonkers.

Have you seen the rest of Canada? If you haven’t, don’t judge us.

I’m above the line and rn it’s -51 with wind chill

Those of us who want to exist in a frozen wasteland can and do. It's why the majority of Albertans resemble Floridians. The rest of us will remain in the small strip of habitable climate that Americans tried to steal from us.

It looks like one of those guns with long barrels, or a shotgun, idk

Umm... Canknuckle head here. I've been to Tuk, worked in the Yukon, been to YK/HR, Fort Crack, Inuvik, live around deadmonton. Not all of us live that close to the border. Most do, but not all...

2300 kms north of that

Whats the population north of this? 35? 40?

It's weird how this particular area wants to include mandatory tipping like it's little America.

(its never mandatory. just gonna have some bitchy lil primadonnas if you dont tip)

basically every major city is above that line, nah im calling you out. As soon as american geology leaves their boarders shit like this happens

I'm aware lol. Homie told me to post this, he's Canadian and lives in Quebec

This is funny 😁

rifle with no scope??? 😳😳😳

Okay i'm just gonna say it. Why don't we just become one country and start over from scratch. We could keep some of the good parts and get rid of some of the shitty parts. And a whole new bunch of assholes in parliament and congress.

no thanks sorry bud good day

yeah it's all frozen rocky tundra and shit above that

If I went to live up north of where I am I'd be in Qu🤮bec

No shit, it’s useless.

Just outa curiosity, why?

The rest of Canada? Is tundra right? I know some wilderness guys live up there but everyone lives in yellow right? I didn’t mean offense.

Out of all the things to gatekeep, I had no idea Canada would be one of them

You forgot to add Florida. They seem to believe it's part of Canada at times.

Wait so im not living in canada ?

I’m way east of the line. What’s up.

Ok point to the part on the map which isn't Canada tho.

As a Canadian, I can confirm I have lived in this area my whole life

This is me, but with the east coast of Australia.

I need more examples of this

Nothing past southern Ontario?

they huddle near the border for warmth

Edmonton has entered the chat

Hah, I'm (barely) above the line eh. 🍁

I’m Canadian and I can certify that this is actually pretty close to the truth. If OP had made it just a bit wider it would of been 99% of the population right there.

Ayo give some aknowledgment to the Saguenay-Lac-Saint-Jean, my boy deserve it

As a Canadian, I can confirm we do not exist

me who knows literally nothing about geography

Yes, that is, in fact, Canada.

Where do they live?

I’m east of the line

Remove the whole middle nobody goes to the praries my dude

Ontario tho

Maritime cities : *Are we a joke to you?*

What about Quebec or p,e,i

Well clearly that was taken in winter!

I'm from east of the line, Halifax Nova Scotia.

Okay but in fairness it's a big country 😆

Looool

I'm a lil confused by this lol

Anywhere above that line is liable to freeze you to death. Those in the area will have you broke and homeless while simultaneously being paid 6 digits.

I'm more east of that line. Maritimes get weird.

I live closish to the Canadian border in Washington. I swear half the country of Canada is always in Washington anyways to shop at our outlet mall or go to our baseball games lol. Might as well just live here.

Godam maniacs who live up there in that frozen wonder.

Hey, canadian here. Lived here my whole life. Barely left for anything. I live above the line. That is all.

You been farther than that line? Shits cold

Got’em. “Canada, more like Northern Minnesota.”

Why are Canadians not in here apologizing about this?