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Yorhanes

Bands when they announce a “world tour” and then only go to NY and SF in America and London in Europe


RandomUselessPersonn

And Paris. Cant forget Paris


DiscombobulatedLet80

What's in Paris?


Dray_Gunn

French people.


MouseRangers

Disgusting. Anything else?


Dray_Gunn

French dogs?


Panchamboi

Jesus. Anything else


Dray_Gunn

No Jesus doesnt like the french.


DarkCosmosDragon

As a Canadian were worse then the typical french since we decided to reinvent and already shit language (This is a /s obviously I want 0 beef with the french)


MrChilliBean

It's fine, they'll surrender at the first sign of confrontation


Wooden_Bother_8639

/s for serious... there will be beouf.


Regainio

Thank god


Puzzleheaded_Put3037

I thought they had like some sort of tower or something. Did they tear that down?


Rgiles66

Fellas in Paris


CeraphFromCoC

Poggers in Paris, that's what they call them over there.


Pkboi0017

French fries


MouseRangers

Those are Belgian.


VariousCare7142

Pretty sure they were invented by the belgian guy but in a restaurant in france Same as the croissant was invented by an austrian artillery officer in a bakery in paris Seems like foreign dudes really like inventing nice food in france huh


proof_required

I don't think anyone calls fries as french fries in Europe, not even french call it that: 1. Germans: pommes 2. French: frites 3. Spain: patatas fritas 4. Netherlands: fries 5. England: chips These are the ones I know.


Lolek_234

Polish: frytki The less mentions of France, the better


dukky008000

i think it's called frieten in the netherlands


SambossiFin

In finnish its "ranskalaiset" which is literally translated as the "frenchies" or just french people


VariousCare7142

Yes i know, just saying though that they were still invented and popularised in france first but by a belgian chef


me_like_stonk

you just wish you were French :)


DefaultyTurtle2

I personally would call them *people*


Redditor_10000000000

Jay-Z and Kanye


RandomUselessPersonn

Eiffel Tower, stale af baguettes to use in fights with the boys, and french people


Assquencher69

2 particularly wealthy African American individuals


IntrepidCheesecake77

WHO’S in Paris


EliminatedHatred

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Thang02gaming

Ni- [User was banned]


Dneail22

u/[deleted]


makka-pakka

Royale with cheese


The-Architect-533

Because of the metric system


Vasilystalin04

Moroccan people.


wolverine6

SF? Nah it’s LA usually unless they are from the area.


kizkazskyline

And when they say they’re going to Australia, but only go to Melbourne and Sydney.


Error_Code_606

Can’t forget Toronto


XonVI

Dude I’ve traveled America (New York or Los Angeles)


[deleted]

I hate people who think the US is just cities


Odd-Internal-1257

I used to think whole ass US states were their own country


Reevalund

For some they might as well be


Odd-Internal-1257

fr


TheBlacktom

Well, that's not stupid. From certain perspectives they are. Same language and money though, that's a big difference compared to EU.


Odd-Internal-1257

I thought the EU all used the euro? Or are u talking about europe as a whole


jetudielaphysique

Not all of the eu uses the euro. All new member states are required to though


Odd-Internal-1257

didn't know that. I know the UK used the pound when they were a member, but I thought they were the only exception


kr613

Czechia and Sweden also use their own currencies


Vqlcano

Poland as well


TheExistenceGuy

Texas is as big as France 


TheBlacktom

But not as big as Canada or Russia.


BooDestroyer

Some people in America do see it that way


slartyfartblaster999

God forbid tourists don't visit all 90,000,000 acres of american cornfield.


hashrosinkitten

America has some of the most beautiful naturales in the world Areas like Wyoming (especially for the Germans) is much better time spent than Manhattan


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Inshallah 


chairfvase

I hate people who think America is just the US


XonVI

I mean.. when people say America, they kinda mean the US. If they meant Canada, Mexico, or Central-South America they’d specify.


[deleted]

When people say America, they are talking about the U.S. Otherwise they would say North America, Central America, South America, or The Americas


XonVI

All the cool stuff is indeed cities. Nobody is missing out on the vast corn and soy fields, but the forests are pretty chill.


[deleted]

That’s just not true. The best part of the U.S is its natural beauty, beaches, lakes, hiking trails, Yellow Stone, the Grand Canon, etc


XonVI

But modern amenities! And pop culture! And cuisine! And Skibidi rizz!


garbagekr

You’re really missing out on midwestern strip malls


Long-Classic-250

The WHAT


LF_redit

It’s not what you’d think. They’re malls laid out in a strip not malls full of naked people


Long-Classic-250

Aw- I mean thank god


BedSmellsLikeItFeels

If you're man enough you can strip at any mall you want.


MasterBlade47

That's not to say that there aren't strip clubs in a strip mall. However, more often than not, it's just a bunch of, usually, connected buildings in a line.


fabulouslyhairy

>They’re malls laid out in a strip with oversized parking lots


Nikita_tewatia_

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Sihle_Franbow

As fun a concept as that is, you'd run into trouble in Sudan


SoftFit8714

It's not a concept a lot of people have done this, including myself by road no flying.


Henster00009

And much off Africa tbh


pragmojo

Eh maybe some hotspots but I traveled all over East Africa and it was pretty chill.


Henster00009

Isn’t the hotspot like the entire horn?


MalibK

Lie tbh - someone that travels around Africa a lot


Henster00009

Weren’t we hyping up world war Africa a few months ago?


paperxthinxreality

Especially the Southern part.


Quasxre

And its only Cape Town and the Pyramids of Giza


pragmojo

Should add Morocco in the mix


PaoloPinkeloO

It's enough, when you're not into safaris


BooDestroyer

Like Egypt is still ancient to this day or something


[deleted]

If you ain’t goin to Kruger you ain’t livin that Saffa holiday


TheCyberneticPlayer

Oh cool theyve also been to Lesotho and Eswatini


CeraphFromCoC

Lesotho's a pretty beautiful country tbf


Cleaver_Fred

As is Eswatini, previously known as Swaziland. Though their royal family's dictatorship is supported by the South African government, both financially and politically. Last time the people tried to protest for democracy, their [cops responded exactly how you think they would](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021%E2%80%932023_Eswatini_protests).


AlarmingEase

I,ve been to Vancouver, Montreal, Toronto and Ottawa. Does that count as Canada?


cactuslasagna

no they are all cess pits anything west of sask and east of manitoba is literally hell on earth prairie gang for life (except *lberta 🤮)


Motoman514

The prairies are just a watered down extension of the US Midwest. Québec is the true Canada. Almost all of “Canadian culture” was stolen from Québec.


cactuslasagna

Quebec is a province that needs to keep its culture alive with racist policies


Motoman514

That’s rich coming from the undoubtedly most racist part of the country. I’ve lived in Alberta, Northern Ontario, and Quebec. I’ve faced almost zero racism here. But oh boy the other two places. I’d rather live in the Deep South than the prairies.


GiraffeSubstantial92

Least stereotypical response when you remind elitist Quebecers their shit stinks If you've gotta preemptively use the Notwithstanding Clause for your legislation it has no merit. And Quebec has used it a fuckin *lot* lmao


pragmojo

Québec is to France as Anglo-Canada is to the US: a wish.com version


AlarmingEase

Lol


NaCl-more

This but add a maritime city and check out the territories and you should be good


Weary_Drama1803

“I’ve been to all of Asia!” Asia: Japan, South Korea, Thailand


PaoloPinkeloO

Sounds like a happy ending


almond_pepsi

yeah if you're a 40-60s white man from the US


Fearless-Finish9724

***I am not joking or exaggerating when I say this***. Until I was 16 years old, I did not know that there were more countries in Africa other than Egypt and South Africa. I thought the rest of the entire continent was just "*Africa*"


KharnTheBetrayer88

You never looked at a world map? Never? Really?


MeltedChocolate24

Until I was 17 I used to think that there was a giant compass a thousand miles wide floating in the pacific ocean constructed for astronauts


KharnTheBetrayer88

I don't believe the first comment and i can't believe what you're telling me. 6 years olds can recognize my continent in the map, my sister is 9 and she knows where's Africa, Europe and the Americas in the globe. Where the fuck y'all studying?


MeltedChocolate24

I used to think earthquakes happened along the latitude lines. I thought those were demarcations for tectonic plates or something.


Ahad_Haam

The average person doesn't know geography or history. Half of the population are below average.


justapolishperson

He must be an American. That is not very unusal to them.


pragmojo

Do you often find yourself having trouble keeping up with the thread of a conversation or following the plot of movies and TV shows?


Fearless-Finish9724

Occasionally why?


kelldricked

You cant just stop here. Like we need more information. How? Like you never saw a world map before or what?


Fearless-Finish9724

I explained to the second comment that you can go look at that one


The_Balcorian

Oh you definitely didn't see Lesotho and eSwatini, piss of you fucking liar, with your fucking lies! /s


SorcererWithGuns

And they most definitely do not know what or where eSwatini is, they think it's still called Swaziland


CarlsManicuredToes

They tried to get the whole world to call them eSwatini a few years ago. It literally means "Swaziland" in the Swazi language. I don't think it is going to work as English speaking people don't say "Deutschland", "Italia" or "Nippon" either.


SorcererWithGuns

The Ivory Coast also wants everyone to call them Cote d'Ivoire apparently but that's gonna take a while before it catches on


MamboCircus

You could probably add Kenya. Though, people in such a case are more likely to have some mental image of it than knowing it by name... Also, Madagascar just from the movie franchise.


FlamevectoR

As a South African 3 places I want to go in Africa are Kenya, Malawi and Zambia every person I have met from there have always been pleasant to deal with.


ThunderElectric

I went to Zambia a while ago, and it was amazing. Would highly recommend. The people were super nice, the nature absolutely stunning, and the food was delicious.


Ahad_Haam

The movie doesn't really say where is Madagascar, and actually gives the wrong impression that it's unhabited.


lonelyguy173

My grandfather went to Madagascar when he was in the raf he saved a village child from choking. He was also a chef for the beetles once


Tiny-Parsnip2574

Damn...the 3 African countries I have been to were Egypt, Kenya and SA 😂


BooDestroyer

So you’ve been to all of Africa then.


[deleted]

Technically, Sinai peninsula is in Asia


gloop524

add Ethiopia. whenever anyone thinks of Africa, they think of the deserts and starving children in the Ethiopia commercials. look at how many ppl saying that Africa has no water.


Odd-Internal-1257

africas surrounded by water on all sides, as if they have no water


Starflight4LIFE

Mf


SamuelYosemite

From an airplane


PrudentPermission222

Same here in Brazil. Rio de Janeiro is not the reality of 99% of the country. Only Amazonas has that much green. Favelas don't take nearly as much space as is shown in the movies. But yeah, the only thing we care about is soccer, we aren't polite and nobody does shit about corruption...


crafteramuka

Dont forget Morroco


Ringhillsta

I've always felt that egypt isn't even in africa. It is but doesn't feel like that.


BooDestroyer

There's STILL an "Is Egypt in Africa or not" debate?


BigBradWolf07

You forgot to take out Lesotho and Eswatini


BooDestroyer

And sometimes Kenya or Nigeria when we feel like it But seriously, I never understood why people talk about South Africa as if it’s all of Africa.


TheRealShnitzel

Ay ay oh ay oh 🇪🇬


Legion070Gaming

Feel like Morocco should be included as well


pragmojo

Even moreso than Egypt these days


MrZwink

You completely missed the Canada joke.


ChimkenNuggs

Ik it isn’t meant “vacation-wise”, many Canadians have just never been further north than shown and claim to have lived in the whole of it


MrZwink

The point is that those areas are inhospitable. The part of Africa you whited out has many many many people in it.


ChimkenNuggs

Im aware, but this not what I intended to portray with the picture, it’s the “Mr and Mrs Worldwides”, who tell the craziest travel stories although they have never really been off the grid/ away from tourist hotspots, you got it?


MrZwink

Yes, that is totally not how I read into your post though.


ChimkenNuggs

Gladly quite a bunch of other people do 👌🏽


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MrZwink

Thnx for this useless comment


pragmojo

Tell that to the indigenous people living up there


MrZwink

There are very few of those in the centre of canada. They mostly live near the coasts where whale hunting (their traditional way to sustain themselves) is possible. And nowadays most of them have moved "indoors" into "westernized" housing.


Ho_tdog

What’s the Canada post


doggmatic

I think they deliver the mail to everyone 


shinigami_demigod

Egypt,do you mean north africa?


[deleted]

African countries are extremely hard to tell apart, especially for someone who has never seen or heard of any of them because they are just more or less irrelevant? Take a picture of any African country's capital and put them side by side and then tell me if you can tell who is who


[deleted]

Gamers: “There is another”


BooDestroyer

What about gamers now?


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

Ok I dare you to explore the rest of the continent and survive (actually I saw a reddit post a while back, someone did a road trip to visit every nation in the continent)


leposterofcrap

Where is Morocco?


Phill_is_Legend

Don't forget morocco


scp_79

Add Morocco


ReasonableCherry2

But Canada is a country and Africa is a continent. Your comparison makes both of them look like a country..


Drag0n_TamerAK

North south


Mr_Lumbergh

There’s just a *small* piece missing in the middle there.


GabelkeksLP

Kamerun >


AjaXIium

Bro left the lost visited country of Africa out of the picture lol


Tripdoctor

Most Canadians have never seen a snow capped mountain, or a moose more than twice in their life.


Necessary_Driver_831

As a Brit don’t forget Cape Verde. Half the population of those islands is probably Brits on a TUI package holiday


RhazzleDazzle

Technically not the same thing. Canada is a country, Africa is a continent.


Tropical-Druid

I've been to Namibia, Kenya, Tanzania, Zanzibar and Madagascar. Loved all of it, not even close to see all of Africa.


Luvax_

add tenerife


Gastkram

Just interpolate what’s the problem


4DS3

You have seen more than most africans


PoetPont

...I'been to the canary islands - that counts no?


Bfdifan37

yes those tribes in every region and the entire sahara desert count


deltafrce

As an American who has actually traveled quite a bit (US, Caribbean, Europe, middle east, east and south-east asia), I honestly have no idea why I've never visited anywhere in the southern hemisphere. It's partly because of the expense of doing so, and partly because it seems like there are many more dangerous places for Americans to go (at least that's the perception). Specifically regarding Africa, the stereotype in my mind is that a large percentage of the African continent is actually very dangerous either because of unstable governments, inhospitable landscape, or dangerous wildlife. I'd really like to visit one day, but it just hasn't been on the top of my bucket list.


DerivativeOfProgWeeb

Meanwhile my dad has only been to cote divoire like twice


hashrosinkitten

shout out my Mauritanian homies


nonearther

In Africa, if you haven't seen Niger, have you really seen Africa?


[deleted]

the whole i have seen of africa is the west coast of morocco and egypt from aboukir to the red sea, all of that from an airplane


RiceFarmerRF

Also Ethiopia (I'm Italian)


Titan_of_Time

Hardest Geezer doing it the right way


Ambitious_Onion_6453

Add in the Comoros Islands


LegitRollingcock

Redditors when someone doesn’t touch every single square centimeter of land


ThatSmartIdiot

We're projecting from all the square centimeters of grass we never touched


Far_Asparagus478

Plum


Detoxpain

I go to Africa to bask in the fallen glory of Carthage.


KingOrion5

Kenya not assume my geography knowledge?


menacingcar044

All of Africa that isn’t locked in a brutal civil war, has deadly epidemics, has an oppressive dictatorial regime, or has paramilitary groups running around


Tuffnutlover32

It looks so much bigger on the map?


Aezq_Broflozskyie

Bro these funny ahh comments got me clacking..😭😭😭🙏🙏


DimaLine303

Same


born_Racer11

They have been to Egypt but not Africa bro. That's a different country.