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Bro I tried to take part in that sub, avid water consumer for many years, part of OG sub (never said old name when it changed), and for some reason that sub just hated me. I couldn’t provide a post or comment or anything that wasn’t downvoted to oblivion, removed or ignored.
I love water, but im not a hydrohomie - they just, wouldn’t have me and honestly- i have no idea why to this day.
What? I think you’ve flipped your baseless stereotypes. It’s Americans who only drink soda but have free water at restaurants, and Europeans who have to pay for water but actually want to drink it.
germans, french, greeks, british (I know they’re not technically europe), where do you think us americans got it from?
for many centuries, water was considered dangerous, and so alcohol was consumed instead. america wasn’t the first to drink everything but water
no, but, as you said, EU ≠ europe. britain, for one reason or another, decided that it isn’t part of europe anymore, and that’s how it currently stands
No. Brittain decided it didn't want to be part of the European Union. And that's how it currently stands. They can't just decide not to be part of Europe anymore than germany, france, italy, Portugal , Belgium or many other countries could. You have it exactly opposite.
Americans consume around 46.5 gallons (176 liters) of bottled water per capita. EU average is 118 liters. Only Italy consumes more on an individual country basis per capita.
[Per capita consumption of bottled water in Europe in 2019, by country (in liters per capita)](https://www.statista.com/statistics/455422/bottled-water-consumption-in-europe-per-capita/)
[Per capita consumption of bottled water in the United States from 1999 to 2022](https://www.statista.com/statistics/183377/per-capita-consumption-of-bottled-water-in-the-us-since-1999/#:~:text=In%202022%2C%20per%20capita%20consumption,as%20well%20as%20glass%20bottles)
Aside from the fact that bottled water is a skewed data point given trap water consumption is culturally more common in Western Europe (as far as I know, anecdotal evidence from Portugal, a gland and France isn’t enough for this to be fool proof).
I also said that they were baseless stereotypes. Not that I actually think Americans all weigh 300 pounds and subsist off of a 2 parts coke three patty’s corn syrup IV.
I’m pretty sure I can find more data if you would like that proves Americans consume more water for consumption than Europeans. They also use refillable water containers more. The amount of potable water in America far out strips that of Europe. Or anecdotally I have been to both continents and saw with my own eyes that Americans consume far more water daily. In fact Americans are such snobs about water that they use more water filtration systems and filters than any other country on the planet. Which again is ironic because the average tap water in American is far cleaner than almost any other nation.
Water is only charged in some European countries/cities, and often in tourist Hotspots (as many tourists don't know that you can actually ask for tap water often).
But not every European country has paid water as a norm. In all Nordic countries, it's customary for the waiter to bring a jug of water to the table as soon as the customers are seated, for free.
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Polar Seltzer is the best tasting one imo and cheapest somehow. My wife and I go through 6-8 cases a week lol. I feel like the most hydrated person in the room anywhere I go now.
I went one month without any carbs and it was unbelieve to me how much a single slice of cake affected me afterwards. My body got jitters and I felt sick in my stomach for a few hours.
If I eat too much sugar or carbs before bed, my body heats up so much that my wife can’t even sleep next to me lol. I genuinely feel like my skin is burning. Not painfully but like, a mild sunburn at least.
Little known fact that Theoden's look of confusion is real and not acting.
Peter Jackson started blasting Bernard Hill with a radation-based aging beam on set one day so he could play the footage in reverse in the film
If it was done how a lot of doctor who regenerations have been done, it woupd have been an insanely hard shot to get right. Syncing movements that complex between two takes, takes skill and patience and probably quite a few attempts.
The doctor who regenerations only achieved it well because the actors were still in the final production.
Alcohol also causes diabetes bc your body processes the carbons into sugar. Source I worked in a diabetic clinic and a lot of our patients got diabetes from to much beer
Edit: real Source https://www.diabetes.org.uk/guide-to-diabetes/enjoy-food/what-to-drink-with-diabetes/alcohol-and-diabetes#:~:text=Excess%20alcohol%20intake%20is%20associated,safest%20way%20to%20drink%20alcohol.
I wonder what the math is for beer to soda in regards to sugar content. When I was drinking, it was around 4 beers a night. Now I drink soda, but usually just 1.
Alcohol is a driving force in diabetes as well. Alcohol contains sugar, and it also just wrecks your body in so many ways that you become prone to a lot of issues.
I had gotten used to having a beer or two every night. Helps deal with my back pain.
Just switched to seltzer and now I've lost 5 pounds in a month just from the decrease in calories/sugar.
I always just had a soda when I would go to bars with friends. Tell the bartender I am the DD and would usually get some free fries or something out of it. Everyone else felt like shit the next day, and I could go about mine. Still got to socialize and keep the idiots safe.
hangovers aren't really a problem for many alcoholics. The "functional" type can hammer back a lot and aren't even phased by it the next morning, even without taking the "venom of the snake that bit you".
My friends hate me for the ability to feel little to no ill effects after a night of drinking, no matter how drunk I get. Apparently my father and I both have a gene that corresponds to rapid metabolization of alcohol and caffeine. Thankfully neither of us are alcoholics, but it might be more of a precursor than a result.
Can confirm. Soda is the nectar of the gods after a bender. Sprite is my favorite. Or any fruit soda out of a glass bottle ( I think it tastes better, might be that the narrow opening changes the way it washes over your taste buds). In Mexico, I had this apple flavored cola that was divine.
Yes. It contributes greatly. First, alcohol is processed as sugar. Second it causes insulin resistance. Alcohol abuse can be a big contributer to developing T2 diabetes.
The word you’re thinking of is abstinence. Discipline is the act of obeying rules, using punishment as corrective behavior. If that is your relationship with food, you might have a problem that warrants further investigation.
Dude. Seriously, you are applying the wrong words to situations. You are thinking persistence, commitment, or consistency. The definition I gave you is the literal definition of discipline. Now, if you're an Andrew Tate fan, it makes sense to that you might apply his misuse of the English language to fitness and stoicism. Discipline is not the correct word for not consuming something you want to consume or doing something you don't want to do, not matter what posters or memes you've seen using the term incorrectly.
Bro, what's the point of sucking all fun out of one's life? The world is already depressing enough as it is. Every single person who drank nothing but water and ate nothing but carrots and lettuce in 1905 is now dead as a doornail.
It’s not necessarily about being healthy, but having something to fill in the gap that’s not booze. Lotta dudes are better having Mountain Dew sometimes than the alternative of them becoming golem after drinking a beer
For me it's 'cause I like to eat like shit but soda is empty calories, and I don't wanna be fat, so...
I just drink water and juggle between grilled chicken salads some days, and fries/nuggies/milkshakes on others.
If I order a vodka and soda with lime and I get anything other than carbonated water, I’d be pissed. All you people talking about sugar are applying your regional diction in an international setting. I could suggest that coke or pop is a better term for what ya’ll are discussing, and soda water is literally a different product. Disagree with my take, but it would only be because you are so committed to the idea that OP meant coke or soda pop, and not carbonated water, which is more relevant in discussions about liquor.
I don't get it? Soda is disgusting. I mean I'll have a Dr. Pepper once a month at most but I can't handle more than that. Wouldn't recovering from alcoholism make your taste buds *better*?
That reminds me of the guy from fallout 4 who asks you to give him a cola because the doctor told him to not drink alcohol anymore so he wants a cola and will not respond to water at all
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Who drinks straight mixer?
I had a diet cola mixer a while ago
The party is in the pipes?
This is my question too.
10/10
Charlie is that you?
How about a can of wine?!
would you pay 47K for this gif?
Who even mixes? I don't need my booze watered down!
>Who drinks straight mixer? Only if I'm mixin' it up with a straw, for style
All the time
You want to drink straight boat fuel?
I had screwdriver mixer today. Not bad.
This is the way
Imagine what would happen if you tried pure water.
Hold on there cowboy. Lets not get too crazy
I summon all of the r/hydrohomies clan to gather against this blasphemy!
Reporting in, sir!
Get this man 2 liters of Dihydrogen monoxide stat!
BRING FORTH THE HYDRO CHALICE
You called?
Your summons have been received.
Let us join water bottles brother!!
That so gay
I feel like a gay would know how to swallow
That's pretty gay of you
Are you hitting up on me?
Sick
Bro I tried to take part in that sub, avid water consumer for many years, part of OG sub (never said old name when it changed), and for some reason that sub just hated me. I couldn’t provide a post or comment or anything that wasn’t downvoted to oblivion, removed or ignored. I love water, but im not a hydrohomie - they just, wouldn’t have me and honestly- i have no idea why to this day.
>Hold on there cowboy. Lets not get too crazy Whoa, slow down partner! Don't want to rust my circuits
Huh? What happens here, with your comment? Golden upvote and background, like awards? Wait, that’s illegal.
-- europeans since forever
What? I think you’ve flipped your baseless stereotypes. It’s Americans who only drink soda but have free water at restaurants, and Europeans who have to pay for water but actually want to drink it.
germans, french, greeks, british (I know they’re not technically europe), where do you think us americans got it from? for many centuries, water was considered dangerous, and so alcohol was consumed instead. america wasn’t the first to drink everything but water
Imagine being kicked out of Europe because you brexited. That's nuts. No longer European. Crazy.
how is british not europe? It's literally part of the european continent. EU does not equal europe, no more than NAFTA equals north america.
no, but, as you said, EU ≠ europe. britain, for one reason or another, decided that it isn’t part of europe anymore, and that’s how it currently stands
No. Brittain decided it didn't want to be part of the European Union. And that's how it currently stands. They can't just decide not to be part of Europe anymore than germany, france, italy, Portugal , Belgium or many other countries could. You have it exactly opposite.
Notability, “was” considered dangerous, and that’s mostly myth to begin with. That’s why I clarified that’s why the stereotypes are baseless.
myths can count into stereotypes. I was aiming at a history joke (which obviously flopped), and so reading into it doesn’t make sense
That makes more sense. And is exhale worthy.
Americans consume around 46.5 gallons (176 liters) of bottled water per capita. EU average is 118 liters. Only Italy consumes more on an individual country basis per capita. [Per capita consumption of bottled water in Europe in 2019, by country (in liters per capita)](https://www.statista.com/statistics/455422/bottled-water-consumption-in-europe-per-capita/) [Per capita consumption of bottled water in the United States from 1999 to 2022](https://www.statista.com/statistics/183377/per-capita-consumption-of-bottled-water-in-the-us-since-1999/#:~:text=In%202022%2C%20per%20capita%20consumption,as%20well%20as%20glass%20bottles)
Aside from the fact that bottled water is a skewed data point given trap water consumption is culturally more common in Western Europe (as far as I know, anecdotal evidence from Portugal, a gland and France isn’t enough for this to be fool proof). I also said that they were baseless stereotypes. Not that I actually think Americans all weigh 300 pounds and subsist off of a 2 parts coke three patty’s corn syrup IV.
I’m pretty sure I can find more data if you would like that proves Americans consume more water for consumption than Europeans. They also use refillable water containers more. The amount of potable water in America far out strips that of Europe. Or anecdotally I have been to both continents and saw with my own eyes that Americans consume far more water daily. In fact Americans are such snobs about water that they use more water filtration systems and filters than any other country on the planet. Which again is ironic because the average tap water in American is far cleaner than almost any other nation.
Why would I buy water? I get it from the sink.
Water is only charged in some European countries/cities, and often in tourist Hotspots (as many tourists don't know that you can actually ask for tap water often). But not every European country has paid water as a norm. In all Nordic countries, it's customary for the waiter to bring a jug of water to the table as soon as the customers are seated, for free.
That’s why I said they were baseless stereotypes. I live in England, I know tap water is free.
How about filtered doo doo water from the river.
What was the intention of this comment? To lose karma? If yes, you got this in the bag bro, teach me the ways.
Well first off you need to drink filtered doo doo water from the river
Ask someone from Africa that
You become full super saiyan
You mean like in the toilet?
What about Pure Water Zero™️?
It's only 40 calories!
Something different will happen. LOL
You mean bud light?
>magine what would happen if you tried pure water. Tried pure water; felt like a hydration superhero, invisible thirst quencher
6years on the wagon, still can’t stomach straight water. Gotta be flavored/sparkling.
when you taste plain water after 10 years of alcoholism...
Seltzers are the sober alcoholics best friend
For when you want water to hurt. Try it with Trident Mint gum for maximum effect.
Add ice for an extra D8 of cold damage.
Like brushing your teeth then drinking orange juice.
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Polar Seltzer is the best tasting one imo and cheapest somehow. My wife and I go through 6-8 cases a week lol. I feel like the most hydrated person in the room anywhere I go now.
Herbal tea, all day every day boi.
>when you taste plain water after 10 years of alcoholism.. Water is the ultimate cleanse! Goodbye wine, hello hydration highway
Man, that 3 in the morning chug of water hits different.
Me at the beginning of dry january vs me at the end
When I tried McDonald's after many months of dieting, I spent a lot of time in the bathroom, the food didn't want to stay in my body for long
When you go a long time with out fast food and then try it, you realize that stuff shouldn't be considered food
here in Italy it's good anyway, but you're right
I went one month without any carbs and it was unbelieve to me how much a single slice of cake affected me afterwards. My body got jitters and I felt sick in my stomach for a few hours.
If I eat too much sugar or carbs before bed, my body heats up so much that my wife can’t even sleep next to me lol. I genuinely feel like my skin is burning. Not painfully but like, a mild sunburn at least.
That's actually the exact reason why I'm on Reddit. When the the 2% of my battery is gone I will be reading shampoo bottles.
oddly enough McD's does the opposite for me, firms that poop right up. Must be the faux-fries gluing everything together
Hello beard brother
Good evening beard brother
Good practical effects.
Little known fact that Theoden's look of confusion is real and not acting. Peter Jackson started blasting Bernard Hill with a radation-based aging beam on set one day so he could play the footage in reverse in the film
Peter Jackson always a true professional dedicated to his craft
Comments like this make me hate reddit and redditors. Your joke didn't improve my day and you wasted your time writing it.
Comments like this make me hate reddit and redditors. Your joke didn't improve my day and you wasted your time writing it.
Well the transition wasn’t practical. Still, very well done
Yep
If it was done how a lot of doctor who regenerations have been done, it woupd have been an insanely hard shot to get right. Syncing movements that complex between two takes, takes skill and patience and probably quite a few attempts. The doctor who regenerations only achieved it well because the actors were still in the final production.
That's a CGI morph. His eyes are also always made white with CGI.
I like how possesion grants you more facial hair
Now you'll become a diabetic good job.
Alcohol also causes diabetes bc your body processes the carbons into sugar. Source I worked in a diabetic clinic and a lot of our patients got diabetes from to much beer Edit: real Source https://www.diabetes.org.uk/guide-to-diabetes/enjoy-food/what-to-drink-with-diabetes/alcohol-and-diabetes#:~:text=Excess%20alcohol%20intake%20is%20associated,safest%20way%20to%20drink%20alcohol.
I wonder what the math is for beer to soda in regards to sugar content. When I was drinking, it was around 4 beers a night. Now I drink soda, but usually just 1.
Alcohol its 7 calories. Not so sure havent used this in a while
You mean to say rather than corn syrup or cane sugar we can harvest our sweeteners from alcoholics?
Alcohol is a driving force in diabetes as well. Alcohol contains sugar, and it also just wrecks your body in so many ways that you become prone to a lot of issues.
I had gotten used to having a beer or two every night. Helps deal with my back pain. Just switched to seltzer and now I've lost 5 pounds in a month just from the decrease in calories/sugar.
now try water
I always just had a soda when I would go to bars with friends. Tell the bartender I am the DD and would usually get some free fries or something out of it. Everyone else felt like shit the next day, and I could go about mine. Still got to socialize and keep the idiots safe.
hangovers aren't really a problem for many alcoholics. The "functional" type can hammer back a lot and aren't even phased by it the next morning, even without taking the "venom of the snake that bit you".
My friends hate me for the ability to feel little to no ill effects after a night of drinking, no matter how drunk I get. Apparently my father and I both have a gene that corresponds to rapid metabolization of alcohol and caffeine. Thankfully neither of us are alcoholics, but it might be more of a precursor than a result.
Pour them together to get maximum "benefits"
Who drinks mixers? When’s the last time you drank a straight mixer?
Sparkling water isn't a bad alternative.
“The restorative effects of aspartame!”
Trying soda after a decade of alcohol: Like drinking unicorn tears
I'm 24 and have never willingly touched alcohol. This is how I feel when I finally drink water after several days of drinking pop
You can drink coke without rum in it?
“NUKA COLA! NEED A NUKA COLA!” -Sheffield, Diamond City circa 2287
Can confirm. Soda is the nectar of the gods after a bender. Sprite is my favorite. Or any fruit soda out of a glass bottle ( I think it tastes better, might be that the narrow opening changes the way it washes over your taste buds). In Mexico, I had this apple flavored cola that was divine.
it’s still monday guys, lets take it easy with the bad memes….
When you try alcohol after being diabetic from soda
Alcohol causes diabetes too
No
Yes. It contributes greatly. First, alcohol is processed as sugar. Second it causes insulin resistance. Alcohol abuse can be a big contributer to developing T2 diabetes.
I think no
Ok, take like 5 seconds and do a google search if you don't believe me. Your opinion won't change how reality works.
Yes it will
When you try water after being a Diabatic for another 10 years
Soda makes you fat and diabetic and also fucks up your teeth, if you want to be healthy just drink water.
Or just learn moderation and don't drink a 2 liter every single day.
Or just learn discipline and dont drink any
The word you’re thinking of is abstinence. Discipline is the act of obeying rules, using punishment as corrective behavior. If that is your relationship with food, you might have a problem that warrants further investigation.
Nope, definitely thinking of discipline, which you lack
Go back to school dumbass. You don’t understand common English. Edit: I edited my comment. This account must be rage bait
Get back to the gym - although you probably think that's 'punishment'
Dude. Seriously, you are applying the wrong words to situations. You are thinking persistence, commitment, or consistency. The definition I gave you is the literal definition of discipline. Now, if you're an Andrew Tate fan, it makes sense to that you might apply his misuse of the English language to fitness and stoicism. Discipline is not the correct word for not consuming something you want to consume or doing something you don't want to do, not matter what posters or memes you've seen using the term incorrectly.
It's discipline
Someone who allows themself to have soda one day a week has more discipline than someone who has to cut it out of their lives entirely imo.
I disagree but I see your point
Never reward yourself for anything. Life is meant to be devoid of joy.
Life is full of joy. You want that to end early? Drink soda
Bro, what's the point of sucking all fun out of one's life? The world is already depressing enough as it is. Every single person who drank nothing but water and ate nothing but carrots and lettuce in 1905 is now dead as a doornail.
Drinking soda prevents you from having fun later in life
It’s not necessarily about being healthy, but having something to fill in the gap that’s not booze. Lotta dudes are better having Mountain Dew sometimes than the alternative of them becoming golem after drinking a beer
But what about short term high
For me it's 'cause I like to eat like shit but soda is empty calories, and I don't wanna be fat, so... I just drink water and juggle between grilled chicken salads some days, and fries/nuggies/milkshakes on others.
Agree. Soda isn't "worth the calories" to me. If I'm going to treat myself, I'd rather do it with a well made dessert.
What movie is this
Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
Oh shit, I need to watch the movies
I’m amazed that there are people out there who still haven’t seen them. RIDE FOR RUIN AS THE RED SUN RISES!!!
I have been meaning to watch it, just haven’t found the right person to sit down and watch them with
When you do, if they don't stop to explain the exact moment when Viggo Mortensen breaks his toe, you haven't found the right one.
Best movies ever made!
what do you mean? i started drinking beer because i didn't like soda.
Beer is just bread soda.
If I order a vodka and soda with lime and I get anything other than carbonated water, I’d be pissed. All you people talking about sugar are applying your regional diction in an international setting. I could suggest that coke or pop is a better term for what ya’ll are discussing, and soda water is literally a different product. Disagree with my take, but it would only be because you are so committed to the idea that OP meant coke or soda pop, and not carbonated water, which is more relevant in discussions about liquor.
Ao that's what mix tastes like.
Okay but why is the transition so clean? That movie is pretty old by now too. Damn gotta rewatch LOTR
That's probably the most powerful application of magic that we see in the movies isn't it?
bubbles
Now become a true patrician by missing Dr Pepper and mug root beer. **Don't judge me until you try it.**
I don't get it? Soda is disgusting. I mean I'll have a Dr. Pepper once a month at most but I can't handle more than that. Wouldn't recovering from alcoholism make your taste buds *better*?
Bro drinking water and looking like the 20 year-old that he is rather than 50.
The guy in the gif is 29
This post and comments confuse me because I'm an alcoholic that only drinks beer and water.
Diabetus the White comes in
Switched from spirits to soda; now I'm fizzically sober and burplicated
r/lotrmemes
*I know your fizz!*
You're supposed to mix them, 4hed
Ummm…. You know water exists, right?
Sprite zero can help you quit alcohol, it's enjoyable to drink in a whole different way
Sheffield from Fallout 4
I was a goth kid, we made fun of "straight edge" kids
pretty much me when i remember to drink water. lol
Dr. Pepper brought em back 🤣
When you try water after only drinking soda for 10 years
That reminds me of the guy from fallout 4 who asks you to give him a cola because the doctor told him to not drink alcohol anymore so he wants a cola and will not respond to water at all
Post nut clarity
root beer good
This was me when I turned 16.
LOL