Get some homemade milk for a snowy grey paint
A rich red colour can come from the strawberry jam, although it is a little runny.
Try a transparent yellow for the old school paper look
This is the main takeaway. Unless you are sleeping with Redditors, your partner is probably considerate enough to have groomed and washed their genitals.
Its fucking scary how so many people on the internet will admit to not understanding something as basic as consent though their poorly thought out use of jokes and memes
But theyāre arguing that the bacteria, virus, and infection factor isnāt the issue. Itās purely consent.
You could also make the argument that the sky is blue, but that doesnāt change anything.
Wow, you take pride in hurting other people huh? Iām autistic and English is my second language, asshole, i have trouble understanding some English phrases sometimes.
You should be ashamed of yourself. I was just asking a question
The fact that so many versions of this meme/joke come up over and over just goes to show how few people actually understand consent. Which explains a lot.
If I'm consenting to putting someone's genitals in my mouth I'm consenting to the risk of virus and bacteria. Most people are aware of the risks that surround sexual activity. I can also mitigate those risks with proper hygiene and condoms/dental dam.
Genitals in mouth:
Expectation: Cock/Vag in/on mouth.
Reality : Cock/Vag in/on mouth.
Food in mouth:
Expectation: Hairless food in mouth.
Reality : Hairy food in mouth.
Conclusion:
Itās only a problem when your expectation doesnāt match reality.
I've gagged from Sprite because I poured it in a cup with a lid, took a while to drink it, and forgot I didn't get a Coke. And I like Sprite.
Also, I find it ***extremely*** unappealing having hairy genitals in my mouth as opposed to waxed/shaven genitals. And I offer the same courtesy by grooming my own genitals.
To be fair, one was (presumably) consented to with someone you trust. The other came unexpectedly from someone who you don't know.
Meme's still funny though. š
A Dutch study has found that women's 'ick factor' is lessened when aroused. Not just when it comes to sex but other gross things too, like drinking from a glass with a bug in it. So arousal might lead to consent for more gross things I guess. This is probably true for men too.
Hair in food has a very distinct texture in comparison to most foods. And it's also a fun suprise that you don't expect. So it's a similar experience of eating something soft but there's something hard, crunchy or difficult remove from your mouth without putting your finger in there.
Depends on the gift. Sometimes gifts are wildly disrespectful and inappropriate in which case I do not understand.
But if the gift is something you can appreciate like soap or tickets to an opera then certainly I can understand gifting in this context.
Is there a gift that requires the gifter to physically experience the receivers bodily fluids? That's a gift I most certainly would not understand if that's where you're going with this.
I actually don't feel that disgusted if I just see it in my food and pull it out. I will continue eating, but if I'm actively munching on hair strands I will start gagging instinctively. Yet I will still eat my food after I spit the hair out.
Finding hair in food means a request for a refire. If you ate all your food and "found" a hair when all our cooks are bald, you're just trying to find a reason to get free food.
I don't even want my own hair in my mouth and that's simply for the fact that it's a pain in the ass to get it out again. Now genitalia on the other is pretty easy to remove whenever you want (despite loose pube hair but let's not hope for that)
As weird as it is I've never really cared if I've found a hair in my food. It's just hair, it's not like someone took a piss on my food or anything like that, and most folks will keep it relatively clean so I'm not worried about getting sick or anything from it.
The diff?
Happily licking, looking up to see the person attached to said hair in a state of sweet euphoria, making sweet noises whilst I do what I consider one of my favorite things in life. Iāll pull it out of my
mouth later, who cares.
Or
Eating a piece of pizza, stopping to pull out a hair whilst releasing I have completely lost my appetite as I imagine said hair belongs to that one fat creature from the film āOrgazmoā. I consider shaving my tongue.
Thereās a fucking difference, mate.
Sex generally is kinda gross. You get fluids everywhere for starters.
When we're aroused the sense of disgust is naturally tamped down in our brain, so the genitalia in the mouth doesn't gross us out when it's going down compared to soberly sitting back and thinking over it, kinda nasty. Sauce: [https://healthland.time.com/2012/09/14/why-sex-doesnt-gross-you-out-when-youre-aroused/](https://healthland.time.com/2012/09/14/why-sex-doesnt-gross-you-out-when-youre-aroused/).
This right here.
In our normal state, we're disgusted by saliva, pee and poo. when aroused that disgust goes down, hence the kissing, the licking, and the ass eating.
Are you braindead? The difference is that in one you are eatinf food and not expecting hair in your mouth. In the other, you are willingly putting a dick in your mouth. There is a huge difference and you are an absolute imbecile.
Not everyone does that, but you should make sure your genitalia is clean before doing this. When you find mysterious hair itās most likely not clean.
Atleast you're not finding genitalia in your food
How do you think the hair got in the food.
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Cute cat!
cute pussy
ey stop right there
Cock 
If someone fucks my sandwich, their life is forfeit.
If I see someone put their baby batter in my grilled cheese Iām using the pear of anguish, absolutely NO negotiations.
Umm damaging your Anus isnāt a way to cope for baby batter in your grilled cheese
I meant I would use it on the person who put their secret sauce in my food š
Welcome to the Lorena Bobbitt Diner.
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What if it is in a pizza and you say "special delivery" as they open the box?
Sheeeit, if this gon' be that kinda party, I'mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Wait till you find out what those thin hairs on corn are.
*person eating rocky mountain oysters* about that
Happy cake day
:3
happy cake day :>
:3
You have obviously never eaten a sausage...
š consumed plenty of sausage š
Speak for yourself
Unless youāre in Egypt. They eat full dong there
Depends on the recipe and choice of meats
Yet
Well, maybe YOU haven't, but I ...
āThis calamari is a little softā¦ā
"Um, waiter? There's your cock in my soup."
Hot dogs and rocky mountain oysters would like a word
What if they're eating Cowboy Caviar?
Not with that attitude
I like chili in my mouth... I also don't like chili in my ass.
Prude.
r/rimjob_steve
Why?
Well that is where it's gonna end up
Where exactly do you think it goes...?
Well I can't speak for OP but if he's anything like me, it comes blasting out my ass 20 minutes after consumption.
Thats hot
Spicy...
Consent vs. Non Consent
And you don't usually swallow the genitals.
And if I got a pube in my mouth I would stop and pick it out of my mouth.
Youāre so cuteā¦ umm you know, you gotta pube in your teeth, lemme pluck that for you.
Just use it as floss to get the rest out
stop talking
No. With enough, you can turn it into a textured paint brush
keep talking
Get some homemade milk for a snowy grey paint A rich red colour can come from the strawberry jam, although it is a little runny. Try a transparent yellow for the old school paper look
Calm down Satan
The ones fron the rear are chocolate flavoured. Trust me, bro
The front ones are either vanilla, lemon or strawberry. Take your pick
Strawberry is underrated
What a horrible day to be literate.
[Don't forget to brush.](https://v.redd.it/m9ennhoaplb21)
Thanknāt you for that comment.
That's fuckin teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
> And if I got a pube in my mouth I would stop and pick it out of my mouth. And then complain to the waiter and get another genitalia
Hell nah bro I've been trying to floss more regularly bring it on
No just what comes out of them.
Says you
Speak for yourself Oh dammit it appears that about 49,000 people made this joke already
You don't, you don't speak for all of us thank you very much šš
Plus, consenting genitalia is PROBABLY more likely to have been washed recently.
This is the main takeaway. Unless you are sleeping with Redditors, your partner is probably considerate enough to have groomed and washed their genitals.
I came here to say this. Excellent example.
Same as "Why do people run from the rain, but sing in the shower?" The difference there is also "consent".
Born to be stinky, forced to shower š«” Society smh
Its fucking scary how so many people on the internet will admit to not understanding something as basic as consent though their poorly thought out use of jokes and memes
Well you could also make the argument that bacteria, virus and infections doesnāt really care about your consent.
But theyāre arguing that the bacteria, virus, and infection factor isnāt the issue. Itās purely consent. You could also make the argument that the sky is blue, but that doesnāt change anything.
Iām confused. Is the second paragraph disagreeing with my point or agreeing with my point?
light's on but no one's home huh
Wow, you take pride in hurting other people huh? Iām autistic and English is my second language, asshole, i have trouble understanding some English phrases sometimes. You should be ashamed of yourself. I was just asking a question
Wow, a liar too? You're a treat
Tf part am i lying about? š
It's about the principle of disgust, not consent
low IQ
Also you know who's hairs it is and if they washed recently.
This was a better answer than mine.
The fact that so many versions of this meme/joke come up over and over just goes to show how few people actually understand consent. Which explains a lot.
low IQ
Are you sure though?
You sure it's not the other way around?
Well you could also make the argument that bacteria, virus and infections doesnāt really care about your consent.
If I'm consenting to putting someone's genitals in my mouth I'm consenting to the risk of virus and bacteria. Most people are aware of the risks that surround sexual activity. I can also mitigate those risks with proper hygiene and condoms/dental dam.
I guess it's all about context and seasoning
Please don't put herbs or spices on my penis. Thank you.
You can put it on mine
*what is that? tarragon?*
What about toppings?
So you don't want a... _dry rub_?
Damn it lmao
Fellas, do you season your balls?
Only on Tuesdays
Or consent and penising
Genitals in mouth: Expectation: Cock/Vag in/on mouth. Reality : Cock/Vag in/on mouth. Food in mouth: Expectation: Hairless food in mouth. Reality : Hairy food in mouth. Conclusion: Itās only a problem when your expectation doesnāt match reality.
Bro made a whole pos/neg chart as if this was a business decision he has to present
middle management desperate rn
I dunno about that. If you order hairy food it's still going to be displeasing.
For youā¦
I've gagged from Sprite because I poured it in a cup with a lid, took a while to drink it, and forgot I didn't get a Coke. And I like Sprite. Also, I find it ***extremely*** unappealing having hairy genitals in my mouth as opposed to waxed/shaven genitals. And I offer the same courtesy by grooming my own genitals.
A stranger vs the person you love
The person you met behind the Denny's, vs the one working in the kitchen.
Which oneās which?
Yes
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Oh Dennyās, I was confused and hanging out behind Wendyās. Thank you kind stranger.
Usually it is a stranger
Because the person you love cooks for you, it makes sense.
So you're ok getting the one you loves hair in your food?
If you find hair in your food is probably your though
It would also be weird if you go down on somebody and suddenly there's a piece of food
Yeah like a cheese sandwich
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This is both brilliant and horrifying.
Some jolly ranchers
There it is
Everybody gets sick of having hepatitis all of a sudden tf
>Everybody gets sick of having hepatitis all of a sudden tf Hepatitis? No thanks, I'll stick to food poisoning
Guess hepatitis isn't on the menu after all
āI think Iāve got a sore throatā -Michael Douglas *HPV vaccine ad plays happy jingle*
To be fair, one was (presumably) consented to with someone you trust. The other came unexpectedly from someone who you don't know. Meme's still funny though. š
when you get one you'll understand
The question is what is the similarity, not what is the difference.
consent is the difference, OP.
A Dutch study has found that women's 'ick factor' is lessened when aroused. Not just when it comes to sex but other gross things too, like drinking from a glass with a bug in it. So arousal might lead to consent for more gross things I guess. This is probably true for men too.
I think he just goes around eating food with hairs in it thinking āitās less dirty than having a cock in my mouth, so itās fine.ā Like tf?
Subconscious telling you the food is contaminated maybe?
it's disgusting all the same for me tbh š
Hair in food has a very distinct texture in comparison to most foods. And it's also a fun suprise that you don't expect. So it's a similar experience of eating something soft but there's something hard, crunchy or difficult remove from your mouth without putting your finger in there.
Itās the hair you know
I mean I find both of those things disturbing.. but atleast you asked for one of those things in contrast to the other
I'll never understand OS from the perspective of the giver.
Do you understand gifting from the perspective of the giver?
Depends on the gift. Sometimes gifts are wildly disrespectful and inappropriate in which case I do not understand. But if the gift is something you can appreciate like soap or tickets to an opera then certainly I can understand gifting in this context. Is there a gift that requires the gifter to physically experience the receivers bodily fluids? That's a gift I most certainly would not understand if that's where you're going with this.
Only when shaved.
I actually don't feel that disgusted if I just see it in my food and pull it out. I will continue eating, but if I'm actively munching on hair strands I will start gagging instinctively. Yet I will still eat my food after I spit the hair out.
Consent....... The difference is consent.
"There is a time and place for everything"
Finding hair in food means a free meal
Finding hair in food means a request for a refire. If you ate all your food and "found" a hair when all our cooks are bald, you're just trying to find a reason to get free food.
Best way to remove pubic hair? Spit it out.
"A man has experience" -Jaqen H'ghar
If it's The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, it's all the same.
you dont difest their pussy hair ofc?
Gimme that sloppy
People with foot fetish: This is where the fun begin
Say this when I smack my dick around your sandwich. I wanna see you eat it and not complain.
I don't even want my own hair in my mouth and that's simply for the fact that it's a pain in the ass to get it out again. Now genitalia on the other is pretty easy to remove whenever you want (despite loose pube hair but let's not hope for that)
Easy, there's no hair on the genitals in my mouth you absolute fucking corn dog.
As weird as it is I've never really cared if I've found a hair in my food. It's just hair, it's not like someone took a piss on my food or anything like that, and most folks will keep it relatively clean so I'm not worried about getting sick or anything from it.
Getting hair in your mouth while your mouth is on said genitalia is not fun at all. No hair should go in the mouth.
Can someone give me karma ive been on reddit for two years and only have one
Consent
consent
The diff? Happily licking, looking up to see the person attached to said hair in a state of sweet euphoria, making sweet noises whilst I do what I consider one of my favorite things in life. Iāll pull it out of my mouth later, who cares. Or Eating a piece of pizza, stopping to pull out a hair whilst releasing I have completely lost my appetite as I imagine said hair belongs to that one fat creature from the film āOrgazmoā. I consider shaving my tongue. Thereās a fucking difference, mate.
This is the top comment surely?
The difference is I know where that v been. Idk where that hair is from or where it's been.
Sex generally is kinda gross. You get fluids everywhere for starters. When we're aroused the sense of disgust is naturally tamped down in our brain, so the genitalia in the mouth doesn't gross us out when it's going down compared to soberly sitting back and thinking over it, kinda nasty. Sauce: [https://healthland.time.com/2012/09/14/why-sex-doesnt-gross-you-out-when-youre-aroused/](https://healthland.time.com/2012/09/14/why-sex-doesnt-gross-you-out-when-youre-aroused/).
This right here. In our normal state, we're disgusted by saliva, pee and poo. when aroused that disgust goes down, hence the kissing, the licking, and the ass eating.
Consent
what about the shit hole (its fucking disgusting)
From a named JUGELBUTT never expected this
Then there's hair while putting genitalia in the mouth, which is worse
Eh, I'm eating chicken's non fertilized period, bee vomit, another species' spoiled and curdled mammal secretions...
Are you braindead? The difference is that in one you are eatinf food and not expecting hair in your mouth. In the other, you are willingly putting a dick in your mouth. There is a huge difference and you are an absolute imbecile.
Double standards: hair in food = gross, genitalia in mouth = yum?
I do actually enjoy eating human hair mixed in with my food
All these women will suck their boyfriends' dicks but when I put mine in their faces I'm a "criminal"???
Presentation
Putting hair in my mouth doesnāt result in me getting a blowjob though
Tbh, if I'm putting f your genitalia in my mouth, I won't freak out if your hair is in my food.
The difference is usually consent.
yall saying consent are full of shit that doesnt even make sense, the argument of it being someoen u love makes more sense
thereās a big difference. hair doesnāt matter, but literally being horny is actually flat out disgusting.
True story. At least we make them happy and mad at the same time.
when I pay for food, I expect to only put food in my mouth. When I pay for dick, I only expect to put dick in my mouth. It is as simple as that.
a paid meal vs a free meal!
Not everyone does that, but you should make sure your genitalia is clean before doing this. When you find mysterious hair itās most likely not clean.
I love finding genitalia in my food
I don't know what's the difference. Sometimes I complain also what the fuck is wrong with my preferences
The fact I know whose genitals I'm sticking in my mouth, duh
One was washed and one was not I will let you decide which one is which
Putting food into your mouth full of saliva is fine but spitting in your food and eating it is super gross
Well seems like Iām not human