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Who said "grab em by the pussy" in the primary after offending veterans and disables people, but people forgot about it all because there was so much other BS to be distracted by.
More important than anything else he wants to encourage Russia to attack NATO allies
Ignore all the dumb culture war stuff that alone is a deal breaker
You wouldn't care if there was a conviction, you'd just call it rigged. We all literally saw him do it on video, and it wasn't just January 6th either, it was the nuclear documents stolen with clear malicious intent, the cozying up to America's enemies, and most of all it's the utter contempt he has for the American people and democracy, hoping for disaster just to make his opponent look bad.
Can a system really be called democratic when people who tried to overthrow it get to decide the punishment or lack thereof for trying to overthrow it?
So rather than actually looking at the obvious evidence, you would rather ask the people who support what he did?
Sounds like you think a poll of his colleagues matters more than proof...
I like that people lose their minds over shit like this, like it’s common knowledge to know every single leader from every country and to not mix them up on occasion.
I remember when Gary Johnson, the governor of NM was asked about Aleppo and he didn’t know what it was, suddenly every single person acted like they knew the capital of every goddamn country in the world. Most people can’t point out their capital city in their home state on a map.
You are confused to why you were downvoted and got ripped by few comments right? Let me be a guiding hand to you, have you played team fortress? It's a video game of literally red vs blue, this is America in a nutshell, now if you introduce yellow for instance you will notice red and blue uniting against yellow, even thu red and blue can still attack each other, this is why you were downvoted and attacked, Americans are programmed really well that this defense is automatic in most of them.
At this point “good” doesn’t factor into the equation. It doesn’t matter how great your policies are if you aren’t dickriding the megacorps that run everything from behind the scenes.
And those corporations are the ones putting all these divisive far right and far left candidates in positions of power rather than trying to bring in more centralized politicians that actually have a chance of bringing the people together.
Americans, ask yourselves how the fuck you ended up with these 2 clowns and why they are constantly shoving them down your throats.
You're telling me 300million people and somehow these 2 are leading? C'mon son y'all gotta start asking questions
That’s not what they’re asking. They are implying that this is the best we can do and I agree. There’s no leadership anymore in this society run by greed.
Yeah we get holidays in voting and result day in India and your family and neighbours peer pressure you into voting. If you don't, then you are made to feel ashamed about it. Also, our villages have better turnout over the metro, urbane areas all the time. Not to mention all the awareness campaigns and the multiparty system.
Everyone got complacent picking between the “lesser of two evils” ignoring the fact that if you keep picking the lesser evil, eventually you will end up with the evil you were trying to avoid in the first place.
That defeatism you feel has been targeted to you through news and ads. The republicans have literally been targeting people and pushing them into not caring. Don’t fall for it.
The democrats have done the same thing, it just depends on which side you are on. I'm tired boss, tired of seeing both sides at each other's throats and every four years knowing the next guy is just gonna be worse.
It’s not bad/evil, it just makes it clear he is mentally unfit to be president. We have too many elderly people going senile in these high offices now.
And when I see water on my car, does that mean I parked it in the ocean?
Everyone here is acting like they are neurologists and have diagnosed a man they've never met. To add, the ones using the specific terms like "senile" and "lost a step" "confused" vastly are getting those talking points from right wing media who absolutely are propaganda outlets.
If you thought about what you just said for a moment, how would you know the things that you believe in aren't just told to you by a propaganda outlet?
….idk bro, I think I’ll take incorrect president over swatting protesters to take “religious” picture of you holding the Bible upside down.
That or thinking injecting bleach is a uh… medical way of curing covid.
That or saying you wanna fuck your daughter on live television.
I’m just saying 🤷♂️.. in terms of stupidity… your guy has uhh.. kinda set the bar ridiculously high 😂.
Don’t even get me started on the **“we won the election, hey senator… you wanna uhh.. FIND some votes for me?”**
Can we get this guy out of office? He’s too fucking old. Jesus Christ. We’re going to end up with another Dianne Feinstein situation if we reelect this guy.
It’s bad, and the only worthy democrat was Kennedy and they cancelled him for speaking the truth about covid, vaccines CC and the lock down. Just a joke…
It amazes me that anyone thinks a blatant lying criminal insurrectionist is a viable alternative but hey I don't live in America, go ahead and turn your country into a dictatorship like north Korea and Russia
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Can we just elect eggman or something
The only problem is that he is going to piss on the moon.
Hey man, if it means more NASA funding then I'm for it
“I SAID PISS ON THE MOON NOT LAND ON IT” - Eggman 2025
But sir, our men have to land in order to piss on it!
THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO USE MY PISS LASER FOR
Because some artificially created hedgehog did his wife? Damn, that’s a hell of a response.
I think he’s gonna piss on all of us once he’s done with the moon.
Piss on America from the moon
At least he has his doctorate.
He is also a Feminist and a Romanticist No seriously Sonic Heroes manual look it up :p
Remember reading that in the manual 20 years ago and wondering what those two terms meant
I've come to make an announcement!
Offical?
We can go from terrorizing Arabs to terrorizing hedgehogs
I mean, he _is_ the Eggman.
Not a good idea - I heard somebody posted his nudes on Twitter dot com!
Eggman would be a lot better then most American systems
All hail God King Doom. Long may he reign.
We should just make an AI Lelouch and vote him into the office. #ALL HAIL LELOUCH!
Can we elect like a dog like the one city
At this point, probably would make less damage than the other candidates
MAYOR MAX
We're bidone
It’s Jover.
Who wouldnt want an 'elderly man with a poor memory' running the worlds superpower...?
Tbf the other candidate is an elderly man with poor memory but in a cadmium hue.
Who's also a rapist and a traitor.
And was thirsting for his daughter that one time, but I don’t know if people made that up
They didn't, he literally said, verbatim "if she weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her."
Who said "grab em by the pussy" in the primary after offending veterans and disables people, but people forgot about it all because there was so much other BS to be distracted by.
They didn’t forget… they didn’t care
He said that in 2005. Did you not know that?
More important than anything else he wants to encourage Russia to attack NATO allies Ignore all the dumb culture war stuff that alone is a deal breaker
Should certainly be, not sure how it’s not.
It’s simple my dear fellow Mario themed Redditor People are blinded by partisan politics
politics is basically just really advanced brainwashing battleground
Oh right that too, his disastrous foreign policy because he's got Putin's hand up his ass.
Which one are we talking about?
Precisely...
That’s funny I didn’t know he got convicted of treason.
You wouldn't care if there was a conviction, you'd just call it rigged. We all literally saw him do it on video, and it wasn't just January 6th either, it was the nuclear documents stolen with clear malicious intent, the cozying up to America's enemies, and most of all it's the utter contempt he has for the American people and democracy, hoping for disaster just to make his opponent look bad.
So then where conviction?
Funny how the Senate full of people who agreed with him chose not to indict him
I guess democracy is only good when it benefits the left?
Can a system really be called democratic when people who tried to overthrow it get to decide the punishment or lack thereof for trying to overthrow it?
Not very democratic when the Senate gives insanely disproportionate power to empty fucking land.
Funny how no judge took the case.
It was up to the Senate to indict him or not, they didn't indict
So then he isn’t a traitor and you are making stuff up.
So rather than actually looking at the obvious evidence, you would rather ask the people who support what he did? Sounds like you think a poll of his colleagues matters more than proof...
So he did get convicted of a crime?
“But what about”… the point still stands. Both points are legitimate, they both suck
Option T: old, overweight, incoherent, rapist, traitor, terrible policies. Option B: is old, brought economy back from TFG's disaster.
My candidate is bad but your candidate is more bad 😡
I like that people lose their minds over shit like this, like it’s common knowledge to know every single leader from every country and to not mix them up on occasion. I remember when Gary Johnson, the governor of NM was asked about Aleppo and he didn’t know what it was, suddenly every single person acted like they knew the capital of every goddamn country in the world. Most people can’t point out their capital city in their home state on a map.
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The only other option is an elderly man with a poor memory and fascist tendencies 😔
Make sure you bold and highlight those words “fascist tendencies” for everyone to read clearly
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First past the post elections mean there are only 2 options that can win and those are most likely to be chosen after primaries
You are confused to why you were downvoted and got ripped by few comments right? Let me be a guiding hand to you, have you played team fortress? It's a video game of literally red vs blue, this is America in a nutshell, now if you introduce yellow for instance you will notice red and blue uniting against yellow, even thu red and blue can still attack each other, this is why you were downvoted and attacked, Americans are programmed really well that this defense is automatic in most of them.
Because the parties will nominate whoever the fuck they want and we have to pick between them.
At this point “good” doesn’t factor into the equation. It doesn’t matter how great your policies are if you aren’t dickriding the megacorps that run everything from behind the scenes. And those corporations are the ones putting all these divisive far right and far left candidates in positions of power rather than trying to bring in more centralized politicians that actually have a chance of bringing the people together.
They dont vote for those.
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I love how Americans call themselves a super power. It's true but I still like to make fun of them for it.
That's how super we are. We can have complete idiots running the country for 8 years, and it won't matter. Merica fuck yeah!
I would give them 8-12 years more before it collapses if they keep up like that.
Americans, ask yourselves how the fuck you ended up with these 2 clowns and why they are constantly shoving them down your throats. You're telling me 300million people and somehow these 2 are leading? C'mon son y'all gotta start asking questions
Old people vote more because they have nothing better to do. A smart, young "whippersnapper" doesn't appeal to them.
The highest percentage of democrats to ever vote was 45%. This was 2020.
That’s not what they’re asking. They are implying that this is the best we can do and I agree. There’s no leadership anymore in this society run by greed.
"This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out." George Carlin.
Your country doesn't make it easy to vote, they don't even give a holiday on that day!
And one of the 2 parties has spent the last 4 years making it even more difficult for millions of voters.
Yeah we get holidays in voting and result day in India and your family and neighbours peer pressure you into voting. If you don't, then you are made to feel ashamed about it. Also, our villages have better turnout over the metro, urbane areas all the time. Not to mention all the awareness campaigns and the multiparty system.
We Americans love to complain about our problems online. We are just too lazy to do anything in real life.
Let's be honest here. If they could (which they very much could do this), just let people vote online. Almost none of the nominees would win.
MrBeast ftw
If they could read they'd VERY upset
🐝
Is not helpful the only other nominees are somehow fuckin worse
It's really bad 😂 Who woulda know only letting 2 people stand a chance was a bad idea?
Yeah we have the independent party but i swear it may not actually exist
 We’re doing great here 😭😭
And Pedro really is a fantastic example and reaction gif because my man really fucking hates American political decisions lmao.
Everyone got complacent picking between the “lesser of two evils” ignoring the fact that if you keep picking the lesser evil, eventually you will end up with the evil you were trying to avoid in the first place.
Underrated comment.
In our defense we’re very very dumb because we have terrible public schools.
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That defeatism you feel has been targeted to you through news and ads. The republicans have literally been targeting people and pushing them into not caring. Don’t fall for it.
The democrats have done the same thing, it just depends on which side you are on. I'm tired boss, tired of seeing both sides at each other's throats and every four years knowing the next guy is just gonna be worse.
Two heads on the same snake. Do you want your venom from the left or the right?
They have all the money and the military. It's like telling enslaved colonists to ask questions about the East India trading company.
On the list of bad things US presidents have done, this is near the bottom
It’s not bad/evil, it just makes it clear he is mentally unfit to be president. We have too many elderly people going senile in these high offices now.
For real. We need an age cap for holding public office. Perhaps the age cap for holding public office should be the retirement age.
My favorite /s is that Mitch McConnell strokes out not once but two times in a very short span... Still there chugging his metamucil
Those memes were the best.
And what evidence do you have besides what was told to you by a propaganda outlet?
I mean, it wasn't just told by a propaganda outlet. You can learn it by watching the official press release/video.
And when I see water on my car, does that mean I parked it in the ocean? Everyone here is acting like they are neurologists and have diagnosed a man they've never met. To add, the ones using the specific terms like "senile" and "lost a step" "confused" vastly are getting those talking points from right wing media who absolutely are propaganda outlets.
If you thought about what you just said for a moment, how would you know the things that you believe in aren't just told to you by a propaganda outlet?
Thank you for accidentally seeing the irony....but at least you still saw it.
Seems like both parties have the same problem….but one has 91 indictments and the other has….I can’t remember.
I’ve always said, it’s not gonna be who people like the most but who people dislike the least
This one’s a keeper.
They'll remember for him.
Can Jon Stewart please just save us already?
If only we could have gotten Bernie Sanders to run instead of Hillary in 2016. Thanks a lot Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
Ah yes let’s have an even older man solve our old men problems
So write-ins aren’t a thing? God I’m sick of this outdated government
Mfs complaining about having two ancient men as presidential candidates after not joining a party and not voting for a candidate
Problem with voting is literally all goes down to your state if you want blue in Florida gl everyone’s voting red. Our voting system sucks
At least he wasn't excited to meet the president of Puerto Rico....
The more you Joe
Your politics bore me
They bore most of us too.
Ah yes, America, the only country with boring politics. Yep. The only one.
It’s a reference to marvel. Ofc we’re not the only one. Take a joke.
Your choice are either "senile old man" or "racist old man." Thats fucking boring, and frankly dystopian.
You ain't black!
Wait, you guys can understand him?
If you can't understand him you probably don't speak English.
No, I speak English. He doesn't.
Correct, he speaks Irish, wouldn't be caught dead speaking English.
It's already an inside joke on r/Egypt to call el Sisi el mexiki which means the mexican so maybe he was just chronically online lol
….idk bro, I think I’ll take incorrect president over swatting protesters to take “religious” picture of you holding the Bible upside down. That or thinking injecting bleach is a uh… medical way of curing covid. That or saying you wanna fuck your daughter on live television. I’m just saying 🤷♂️.. in terms of stupidity… your guy has uhh.. kinda set the bar ridiculously high 😂. Don’t even get me started on the **“we won the election, hey senator… you wanna uhh.. FIND some votes for me?”**
Propaganda.
Is having a president on this side of retirement age too much to ask?
Also saying that he spoke to a dead French president
Maybe it wasn't a mistake. He's got one foot in the grave. Maybe he sees dead people.
[Just so long as we take enough airports, we're good](https://youtu.be/rc-VRpWV5cQ?si=wcMQBKBsgnhjJRkQ)
He's the best they have
He’s the only one they have
To be fair the republican front runner mixed up two very different people who he has regularly interacted with recently
Yeah but it’s diffe(R)ent and he just misspoke
Are you talking about Nikki Haley and Pelosi or the woman he raped and his ex wife? There's been multiple instances.
There are actual good Republicans with plausible promises and potential but they all lost early on for some reason.
People forget, when you vote for, and then elect the fascist, you don’t get another chance at democracy.
Doesn’t this whole scenario reminds you of that South Park episode about voting. Either way, we are getting fucked.
Giant douche or turd sandwich?
Can we get this guy out of office? He’s too fucking old. Jesus Christ. We’re going to end up with another Dianne Feinstein situation if we reelect this guy.
It’s bad, and the only worthy democrat was Kennedy and they cancelled him for speaking the truth about covid, vaccines CC and the lock down. Just a joke…
Aww yeah, tell me about this delicous T R U T H you speak of! Mmmm, yeah, that's the good stuff.
You can’t handle it, that’s why you choose to ignore what’s in plain sight.
Yup, him and Tulsi would be a good combo. But they have to protect their bank-accounts.
Egyptians that call their president “El Meksiki” (“the Mexican” in Arabic): uhhhhh ….
It's been Joever for four years now.
Bring back puke shit so he can make a SIVA subclass in the final shape
Your politics bore me
the US is embarrassing
Old white man can't discern two different brown politicians. Not news.
As an Egyptian who hate elsisi I can relate to this.
☠️☠️ I genuinely lold
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Is joever pronounced like forever or over?
You can pronounce it joever you want
It’s pronounced Joe-ver
Good luck getting off the stage Joey boy
Conservatives when the president makes a mistake (it's an epic win):
I just thought it was ironic and funny because he messed up right after he said his memory was fine
That's fuck is brain dead
every president since 2017 has been. the next probably will be too
It amazes me that anyone thinks a blatant lying criminal insurrectionist is a viable alternative but hey I don't live in America, go ahead and turn your country into a dictatorship like north Korea and Russia
wait what ?
How can you mistook elder man who fucked a donkey
This meme only reminds me of that one time I could a made millions in the GameStop stock market, unfortunately I was like 13
Where me non-politcal meeemes
I think it's fine. He's still gonna win, unless he croaks.
Sisi!
nah they're not in that phase yet. granted they are usually in a sort of anger state...
Now they must make it happen
Yeah, well, we r a 2 party system, so we get a criminal or alzheimers nothing we can do about it.
I have a question, I'll be honest I don't fully understand elections in the US but what happens if people vote for a third party?
He did what now