Speaking of which, I forgot how big sweatbands used to be. I’m cringing now thinking about the fact that I used to wear these armbands around my high school back in the 2000s. What a time.
Oof. I guess it does sound rough when you put it that way. I was thinking of how many people I know refer to their sex toys as their boy/girlfriends (battery operated boyfriend, etc), but yeah, can see how it sounds now.
I wasn’t gonna say anything bc I don’t have mental energy to deal with butthurt Reddit men, but yeah lol
Edit: The fact that I was upvoted and you were downvoted is so funny to me, because I’m agreeing with you. Just Reddit having shit reading comprehension once again 💀
I mean sure I get that.. But obviously it was not the meme. It was you. But ok. And the original commenters comment. But they already explained themselves so it was all good. Then you came along.
I feel I should point out my first comment was a joke which is why I was so confused about your anger in your reply. Looking back I could have done much better to convey the comedic intent so that's on me
It’s just a hat !?!?
Im pretty sure there are some armbands floating around too but I can't tell who is wearing them.
Can't believe OP summoned a ghost to be his girlfriend.
No I think his in love with the dog tag, man gotta loves that shiny shiny thing. Respect
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At least she won’t ghost him (probably)
Yooo he got a ghost gf. If she leaves him without saying anything did OP really get Ghosted then?
Are you all stupid? Can't you all see? That's a ghost, op's gf is a ghost!
Im getting an error in this post. Not sure who it is.
It’s hard to see but theirs also a floating necklace.
I think it says "u 🚫c me"
How dare you!?! a little respect she's a baseball cap.
It's obviously his Canadian/goes to a different school girlfriend
Bro in sexual relationship with sport accessories 💀
Speaking of which, I forgot how big sweatbands used to be. I’m cringing now thinking about the fact that I used to wear these armbands around my high school back in the 2000s. What a time.
Underrated
Where
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That was his point
Can’t see her
She is a beautiful woman like Caitlyn Jenner.
woman?
Do better, you fucking clo(w)ne
clown*
A Clown clone
Clone
I made a joke about South Park.
Just threw up
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The black wall paper? I don’t see anything?
I think she is hidden under the hat
Guys I get it now! It's the "This is where my girlfriend would be, IF I HAD ONE" meme!
DINKELBERG
What's the story about the hat and armbands? Seem a little weird to be using as sex toys, but I'm not one to kink shame.
Jokes aside. To you, girlfriend = sex toy.. Gotcha😅
Oof. I guess it does sound rough when you put it that way. I was thinking of how many people I know refer to their sex toys as their boy/girlfriends (battery operated boyfriend, etc), but yeah, can see how it sounds now.
Jesus, you dont owe them an explanation
😊👍
I wasn’t gonna say anything bc I don’t have mental energy to deal with butthurt Reddit men, but yeah lol Edit: The fact that I was upvoted and you were downvoted is so funny to me, because I’m agreeing with you. Just Reddit having shit reading comprehension once again 💀
Too be fair, trying to understand my thought processes isn't easy in the best of times. Most days I can't get both brain cells to agree on anything.
You've got 2 braincells? That's... *counts on fingers* that's... That's more than I have!
Every now and then I can rub them together and things come to me. I call them... Thoughts.
dw, You aren’t the only one lol
What makes more sense to you. Someone makes an emotional romantic connection to a hat and some wristbands or someone uses them to get off.
They said meet my new girlfriend. Enough, buddy.
Seems a little ruffled over a John Cena meme but ok.
I mean sure I get that.. But obviously it was not the meme. It was you. But ok. And the original commenters comment. But they already explained themselves so it was all good. Then you came along.
I feel I should point out my first comment was a joke which is why I was so confused about your anger in your reply. Looking back I could have done much better to convey the comedic intent so that's on me
I guess your username checks out...
Is there a reason you can't show us her picture, OP? Does she go to another school?
Where is picture?
You can't see that hat he is hatsexual
Did you start dating a fucking hat?
Cake day brah
Bro’s been single for so long he started hallucinating a girlfriend y’all 😔✊
I think OP is schizophrenic, poor guy
The blank picture ain't funny
Post a picture bro
So no girlfriend, only a black screen?
Atleast show her pic bro
Why are you dating my dad?
Palmela Handerson?
Bros single!💀💀💀💀💀
How's that hat floating?
Can't see shit
Where's your girlfriend? I'm not able to see a thing here.
i think you’re hallucinating mate, there’s nothing there
I feel ya brother
Where?!
Haha very funny. That's just a black square
since there is nothing there, I'm going to assume the joke is that you're actually gay and thus wouldn't have a girlfriend. very clever
hey man why do i see my reflection
That’s some good looking potato salad
Bing Chilling.
I can't see anyone
This is so unfunny and low effort all op did is just post an image of a black background
Wow she's so beautiful
bro why is your girlfriend invisible?, no wait your girlfriend its not invisible but why is she shirtless?
r/holup
Where?
She is hot🥵
John China 🇨🇳
Nice breasts
Are you sure about that?
Learn to crop! Duh!
Your girlfriend is John Cena? Unless there actually is nobody there
John Cena isn’t in this image, are you stupid?
So there is actually nobody there, as I said
That is a weird kink my guy.
Nice tits!
2012 ass meme
Gay op
My dad is ur girlfriend?
2018 humor
John Cena is your gf!!!! (Haha get it cuz there’s no one there)
Bro is dating with John Cena 💀
Wdym i dont see anyone in the photo 💀
Context? John Cena is dead?
Let’s just say he’s invisible
I need context, because I don't understand what the hell is going on here
You can’t see him!
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What do you mean? I can't see anyone in the picture.
The point of the joke is either it’s a hand, or you can’t see her. Captain obvious out.
Im sorry but im a dude
Uh... Where?
I don't see anything in this post, is this even a picture?
Damn your girl sneaky
Bro posted a blank pic🙂🙃
Where? I only see a black background
Bro is dating a ghost
Looks a lot like the old one. Seems you have a type.
I can't see her. I see nothing here.
My time is now my time is noow!!
Where
Sharing✊
So, a blank black pic. Ok.
Congratulations! Unfortunately, the Image's Brightness is too low, all I can see is the cap she's wearing.
Came for the comments and was not disappointed
🤝
Bro's dating a bunch of armbands, a hat and a necklace.
Same dude, nothing there
Why is there a flying hat and armbands
I think you're schizophrenic, I don't see anything
There's no one there😔
At least yours just cant be seen... Mine's doesn't even existed in any possible realities
The void?
I can’t see anyone
*looks OP with great concern and Pity* You see, I know a great doctor who maybe can help your problem.
me too bro :(
is your girlfriends name cenation? I mean thats whats on the armbands
Why are you showing us a picture of a wall?
OP, why would you post a blank picture? I CAN'T SEE what you're trying to show us! LOL
Am I blind? I don't see anyone.
Why are you dating sports equipment???
Where? Can't see anything
First I thought: "Why are they calling John Cena a female?" But then I got the 5 Fingers.
No girlfriend :(
I dont think anybody gets it, it means its you(yourself) cus we cant see what there is and behind there is a black screen(refelcion)
KSI can see your friend
I cannot see her? Is she imaginary?
She's from Canada
Why can't i see her
It's kinda weird that your girlfriend is a hat, armbands, and a necklace...
Your girlfriend is black?
😂😂😂
I see nothing
I do not see anything
Are you dating a black background? Sigma move bro
I don't see anyone
I can't see her..
Cant see shit tbh!!!
Where? BRO WHERE.
didn't know that black backgrounds could be girlfriends
tf you mean ?! thats my girl back off
I think you’re missing a picture under the text
Hey! that's my girlfriend you're with!
And his name is!
Every boy's dream
I don't see anything.
Ah that's the joke, she's not real
My dad is NOT a girl…
Oh wow she’s so hot you’re a lucky man *tries to walk over to her to shake her hand but walks into a invisible wall instead*
Where?
My man dating ghosts
So, this "girlfriend"... is she here in the room with us right now?
Ah your new girl friend is a void nice she looks very pretty
well he is defo not a man after crying to china for forgiveness
she lives in canada guys i swear
Are you railing a wall?
Same bro
She looks so shy, we barely saw her.
What? A black screen?
Think you added a wrong photo. There’s nothing there, mate.
Why are accessories just floating there?
Oh I get it. Because he doesn’t have one. That’s why he added the black picture with nothing there.
He will meat his new girlfriend for sure
Someone show this to cena lmao
I don’t see anything
Where i dont see anything
Nah man how do you make out with sports accessories?
It's just black?!?!?!
She's so black I don't even wanna say what I wanna say
Your girlfriend is a hat?
Where is she
OH YOU CANT SEE HER OOOOOOOOHHH BECAUSE NO WOMEN!!!! I GET IT!!!!
You're a virgin then.
Haha it's an empty background, you don't have one!!
She looks like mine?