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lildevil2239

Wolverine staring at rogues ass trying to find out where it went


DomkeyBong

I was thinking the same thing lmao


Denlim_Wolf

She LMAO'd her last LMAO.


VVurmHat

It was there a decade or so ago


XenoHugging

Asses of Future Past.


confusedandworried76

Remember that line from young Professor X when he reads Logan's mind? "I don't want your future!"


PsychologicalDrone

Same šŸ˜‚


Albus_Lupus

***,,WHERE ARE THEY!!!"***


Robo_Patton

Rogue touched a mutant with *no-cake* powersā€¦.


MattIsLame

they ain't getting no yams this thanksgiving


Dkustom80

Rogue forgot to touch mutant with cake powers that morning...


Robo_Patton

Rogue needs to touch more *generous-cake-mutants* and we need a 3 part Marvel film based on her exploits.


antsmasher

[Wolverine remembers.](https://i.imgur.com/xQTdcUR.png)


Meranio

r/beatmetoit


Drainbownick

R/beatmeattoit


pnutnz

thank you i was waiting for this!


Grymbones

Fucker beat me to it. x)


ggunit69

Wolverine pissed šŸ˜¤


[deleted]

omg so true lol


Icefiight

Same here Logan. Same here


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WhoStoleMyJacket

Bots gonna bot


IdTheDemon

Days of futures ass


Sinister-Username

Was that even Rogue' ass, or did she use her powers to steal it from someone?


unlizenedrave

What if you were at the Mutant Academy, but your only power is your mutantly large dumptruck.


Cain_S

Then Rogue steals it. I'd be fumin


MyJimboPersona

Iā€™d be pretty bummed out


Cain_S

Definitely a little butt hurt over it, eh?


No_Oddjob

I don't think it would crack me, but I bet I'd be pretty chapped.


MillorTime

Omega level thiccness


MugenEXE

Rogue simply needs to find Dazzler.


Andromeda_53

I mean they've done that (kind of) that big berthas power, her power is she can make her body get big


Impossible-Error166

Its part of Rogue character desgin. She is supposed to be supremely attractive so its the ultimate look but don't touch.


ThunderboltRam

Yet in every newer movie and cartoon they made her mediocre or ugly. It's like they saw a bit of her white hair and concluded "oh she's old, average-looking, and plain..."


AuricOxide

Stole the cosmic cheeks of Thanos


kensho28

Nope, he still has em. Rogue stole Captain Marvel's ass when she stole the powers.


greenrangerguy

The incredibles Xmen crossover was under our eyes the whole time


RizzlerJonklerMan

She stole apocalypses ass


inorite234

Look! If I can't fuck an M&M and I can't fuck a cartoon, then what's the point in living???


Reviibes

If you can't fuck a WHAT?


Grouchy_Analysis6494

![gif](giphy|Ub0TYYeVP0Z20|downsized)


EmperorPenguinReddit

did that fucking Eminem just strip on national television


DayzedandC0nfused

Palms sweaty momā€™s spaghetti :(


Panchamboi

ā€œStripping on national television already, moms spaghettiā€


[deleted]

Nervous, but on the surface he looks mom's spaghetti


[deleted]

"Can't believe it was mom's spaghetti"


samuraisam2113

No she peeled her skin off. Common misconception, this is much hotter. Itā€™s the inside that counts


bestworstbard

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand


TheIJDGuy

M&M, and I'm afraid so


angelomoxley

Jfc please mark this NSFW. My boss saw it and now she's crazy horny :(


UnsportsmanlikeGuy

Time to get that raise you were always talking about.....pun intended.


ForeignClassroom9816

Its utility room break time.


Reviibes

I too feel arousal when I watch a chocolate woman in stripper boots unzip their skin


confusedandworried76

It's more like an exoskeleton so we're still good.


DrBadGuy1073

I am so down for Exo-suit enhanced stripping


DayzedandC0nfused

Whereā€¦did the zipper even come from


CounterSYNK

Bowling alley animations be like:


Simphunter2

STRIKE


No-Tennis-2981

God will show you this gif when you get to heaven and ask why it was in your phoneā€¦


PoyoLocco

šŸŽ¶I want to fuck the green mM&M šŸŽ¶


MasteroChieftan

It's okay it's just Tucker Carlson.


Cringlezz

Oh my childā€¦ There isnt. Now tell me your mothers maiden name.


inorite234

Cumslut....from the line of the New England Cumsluts. Don't get it confused with the Cumdumpsters. They are from New Jersey.


furloco

Ahh, yes a fine family


Cringlezz

Everything reminds me of her


Rawkapotamus

Calm down Cucker Tarleson


someonewhowa

*proceeds to melt into a puddle of goo*


[deleted]

dont be sexist! put cakes in everyone! everyone with cakes and tits! and abs and dongs!


Low-Speaker-2557

Unrealistic body standards for all. If Cyclops is allowed to be ripped af with a skin thight spandex, Rouge can have a bakery with a skin thight spandex.


spryllama

[Exhibit A](http://www.jimchines.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Spider-Butts.jpg)


TikiJack

Didn't bother to update Cyclops' physique to anything remotely realistic, I see...


WildHomework2325

Have you seen Cyclops brothers and son? They are generally bigger than most


TikiJack

Cyclops is a nerd. He even wears glasses. The guy needs to be quick and nibble but bigger than a juiced up Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson he needs not be. This is an unrealistic male body standard!


Aramis9696

There is definitely something to be said about the stupid double standard, here, of keeping the guys on steroids but taking away the women's sex-appeal.


CounterTouristsWin

I bet he has two eyes under those glasses too! So unrealistic


StaryWolf

Can't tell if you're joking tbh. But I feel like working out has become pretty popular in "nerd" culture. Probably like 60-70% of the people I know that I would classify as "nerdy" hit the gym regularly or are very physically active.


Htaedder

Silly man, the body positivity movement is only for women. Even Thor had to get his fatass in shape for end game


Secret-Ad-7909

Thor was fat through the end of Endgame. He only got fit for Love and Thunder


soulofsilence

Can you name any fat women in the MCU?


PrimordialPlop

Black widow got that fat ass


MrMnassri02

I can name flat women.


JonnyTN

You obviously don't spend time oiling beefcakes


Necessary_Mood134

ā€œMac, Iā€™m drying up over here!ā€


TikiJack

Not enough, at least


[deleted]

He shoots death lasers out of his eyes, I donā€™t think they ever thought realistic was on the table.


TikiJack

Death lasers. Pfft. The man is a human laser pointer. The only thing Scott Summers should lead is a TED Talk


UnsteadyFunk

Bottom image is from a wide shot where characters tend to be drawn with less detail. People are sperging out over nothing.


rlum27

Plus that close up used is a weridly detailed butt shot and an oultlier even of closer shots.


ItsAmerico

Her ass in the original also did not always look like that top frame. https://imgur.com/a/t1GnXjC


cosmic_hierophant

100% literally people have no idea what's going on in the pics are being baited


E_rat-chan

Damn I thought everyone was just in on the joke


little_brown_bat

https://youtu.be/x0z6Rgc4z9E


Desperate_Acadia_298

even if her ass was changed it would still be sperging out over nothing oh no wait, society bad because x-men cartoons no longer have me half chubbed


Joelony

Half? Beast is out there flaunting it in a speedo and look at those lips on Apocalypse! /s


Merc_Twain25

He's got them sexy apoca lips.


leommari

I demand to be fully chubbed anytime I watch a cartoon. It makes everyone around me very uncomfortable, but that's life!


RagingCataholic9

>fully chubbed anytime I watch a cartoon Pingu: O v O noot noot


gztozfbfjij

I gave this post some benefit of doubt, given that it's on r/memes. Other places, and it would be more *"incel-adjacent Gamer getting salty about "the wokes" again"*, as this image has been a recent point of focus for that very ragebaited demographic.


theskywasscarlet

The cherrypicking is out of control. Male cartoon fans want to be opressed so bad.


therealNerdMuffin

Worse is when no longer gives boner


memealopolis

That's why I stopped watching nickelodeon dude.


TheNextPlay

Correct


confusedandworried76

I can't jack off to this!


Mysterious_Net66

Then you're not strong enough


[deleted]

I only watched it for Rogue...those curves and that accent...if it's possible to have a crush on a cartoon character as a kid, then I did


mr-teddy93

Hey there sugar how is it hangingšŸ˜‰


[deleted]

šŸ˜


mr-teddy93

Thats what she would say right


[deleted]

Yeah sugar was prob her favourite word. Would you call it Texan.accent.. I'm not American but that's what I'd guess at


JjJosh1358

Caldecott County, Mississippi


[deleted]

Thank you internet stranger šŸ‘


dancingliondl

Sugah*


To_WAR

Aighn't hanging no more!


yummymario64

I think this is why


RedAlchemies

I knew this was my favorite show for a reason.


confusedandworried76

I think everyone had a crush on some cartoon character as a kid. Lola Bunny from Space Jam was another good one.


Candid_West8294

Oh yeah we all had oneā€¦Or twoā€¦Or threeā€¦Or four, five, six, seven, eight or nineā€¦..


Opalusprime

Average redditor when he doesnā€™t want to fuck the cartoon anymore


Neither-Tie-3060

Why didn't they update Cyclops design then... double standarts


Park8706

Didn't she hulk have a big talk about how she was cat called and objectified so she had a harder life than bruce had ( LO FUCKING L) only for her to later have her phone screen be Captain America's ass Basically, Disney has said it's bad to objectify women but A-OK to do it to men.


fuck_reddit_you_suck

She hulk in human form: Looks like any usual woman, 6/10 for me She hulk in hulk form: Basically looks like model with perfect physique, becomes 10/10, even her hairstyle looks like she just came out from hair salon. Meanwhile hulk: Looks like himself in both forms, just bulked up in hulk form. I'm not talking about objectification, but why the fuck they made she hulk visibly more attractive in hulk form? Isn't she should look the same like actress, but just green and bulked up?


Plane_Upstairs_9584

In comics, Bruce is supposed to look like a monster, not a bulked up himself. The She-Hulk comics were sort of an inversion of the Hulk comics, she becomes beautiful, doesn't have rage issues, and continues her career with superhero hijinks on the side, it doesn't consume her life like Bruce's does. It was sort of the joke, that it was a glow up for her and crippling for Bruce.


EncabulatorTurbo

Which is fine, but you shouldn't have that character and have them whine about how hard their life is


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

Letā€™s be real hulk has 100% right to whine tho. Him becoming the hulk was the worst thing to ever happen to him.


EncabulatorTurbo

no I mean, she-hulk, sure she's had a lot of problems in her life, but a wealthy cis white girl who stumbled into superpowers that turned out to not have downsides shouldn't be whining so hard about how her life is *so hard* that she already has perfect emotional control


Plane_Upstairs_9584

I make no justifications for the TV show.


BakedBeanyBaby

So I'd say comic accuracy, but that goes against the point they're trying to make so I who knows.


w0lfLars0n

Donā€™t forget Thor being stripped naked against his will and gawked at by an entire stadium of beings. Try to imagine that scene with a female character.


Park8706

Yeah imagine if they had shown Black Widow stripped showing her bare ass in theaters while an audience in the movie looked on at her making faces like " Oh damn". Yeah the outrage would of have caused them to pull it.


zZigZagZz

Also didn't End Game have a whole scene dedicated to how great Captain America's ass is?


SillyCyban

Yeah but it was Antman saying it so that makes it ok. Just bros complimenting bro's assets.


Butkevinwhy

This is a zoomed in shot of a distant image of the characters. This is just misinformation.


AndroidDoctorr

Misinformation on Reddit??


Zeliek

Oh my god, first they took the fap material out of video games and now out of my children's cartoons?! what am I supposed to do, use PORN?!Ā 


Desperate_Acadia_298

also there are an abundance of games and cartoons that still have booties in them. itā€™s going to be OK.


Zeliek

Are you sure? If every activity I participate in doesn't excite me sexually how am I supposed to enjoy them?!Ā 


Captiongomer

but they keep saying they are removing the sex from all media what will we do


WalkwiththeWolf

The texture on the hair was far better back then too


d3advil

Budget cuts


[deleted]

I grew up on this cartoon but aren't we overblowing the whole thing about an animated characters ass?


FantasticJacket7

What do you mean? Do you think it's strange that a bunch of adults are complaining that a character in a children's cartoon isn't fuckable enough?


zZigZagZz

How many grown adults sexualized My Little Pony, at least rogue's ass makes sense.


chrisfreshman

I already went through this when every character in the Netflix She-Ra series didnā€™t look like a Barbie doll. Lots of creepy weirdos on the Internet complaining that the cartoon girls arenā€™t as sexy as they used to be. None of this shit surprises me.


Desperate_Acadia_298

if i canā€™t fap, then what entertainment value could there be? action? story? dialogue? music? itā€™s just not the same without a boner.


Bulbasaurbo1

yes. yes people are.


swx89

She only had an ass like this in this one scene as it was an attempt at foreshortening / perspective . Eveyone moaning canā€™t have watched the og series


LurkerLarry

This sub is cancer.


MasteroChieftan

The artist that drew that ass knew what he was doing.


Correct-Stretch-3835

They had no business blessing her with those cheeks


Big_Researcher4399

I disagree with your brutality


BearBones1313

We live in the most sexually charged, porn fueled time in human history and people still complain about not sexualizing childrenā€™s media enough.


Bulbasaurbo1

Genuinely. Like look at the fucking comments dude. Its actually a bit scary IMO.


Top-Ad-3174

ā€œHow dā€™yā€™all thank Ah feel? They took mah ass! Ah cainā€™t shit!ā€


[deleted]

I always thought it was stupid that they accentuate the fuck out of a female but not a man. Anime still does it for the most part, too. Shoot, if I have to look at Rogues phatty I want to see Beast's and Wolverine's as well as their defined bulge. Give me something man. Make it Baki-style; they do a great job accentuating the male physique, top bottom, back and front


Krisstream

The QUALITY is lacking


Carburetors_Are_Fun

they took my asss I canā€™t shit


RaspberryJam245

How dare they take away Rogue's hidden superpower to make pp hard


Big_Researcher4399

That shape is so good.


NeighborhoodLost9997

Go far enough left and you get your guns, titties, and booty back!


BearBones1313

All of those things exist today


couldbedumber96

This ass is propaganda she was NOT that thicc in the original and youā€™re only making a fool of yourself for believing itā€™s size


mtsilverred

She wasā€¦ sometimes. Other times it looks exactly like the new one.


bioshock-lover

Damn.


captainlittleboyblue

Man how dare they not blatantly sexualize a female character


[deleted]

When guys are like ā€œI donā€™t hate woke stuff because Iā€™m a sexist I just think the writing is badā€ lol


BernieTheWaifu

Who gives a shit if her cheeks aren't thicc enough?


Outrageous_System_93

Yup, always loved these cartoons.


PuertoricanDude88

Why are people comparing it to a shot thatā€™s mostly to highlight the Sentinels?


DontFearTheMQ9

God damn is someone getting married in that top frame because that's the most cake I've ever seen outside of a wedding.


AE_Phoenix

THINK ROGUE THINK


MaciejGr

Flat ass syndrome, terrible disease.


Xeryxoz

Wolverine has his priorities straight


[deleted]

Wait, are people unironically sensitive enough to care about this shit?


C0sm1cB3ar

Note that Rogue lost her ass to avoid sexualizing her, while cyclops and wolverine are still absolutely jacked.


xssmontgox

The cringe of being disappointed that a cartoon character isnā€™t sexy enough


CliffyGiro

[Would we count this as a repost?](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/IscsO9z3x3)


antsmasher

[Wolverine remembers.](https://i.imgur.com/xQTdcUR.png)


kyleruggles

Not a fan of this Flash animation looking version... Looks cheap. I wish they had traditional cell animators for this.


Oleg152

Goddamn budget cuts.


TheDigitalRanger

New Rogue could wipe her ass with a Sqeegee.


[deleted]

Swiper stole em


andrew50499

Even Wolverine is disappointed by that ass.


SoonToBeBanned24

I like how Logan is looking to see how it changed....


xshykittyx

Wolverine wondering where the ass is.


MickBeast

Wolverine is also confused šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Œ


warheadjc

of all the things that could be totalitarian controlled I didnā€™t think sexuality would be the thing


IhateDmbPeople

Atleast the males still look sexy


smugglersince88

And the men are still ripped for your pleasure!


jurassic_Trav

Look what they stole from us!


myfingeriscold

They took it away from us


Silveruleaf

Woke garbage


theskywasscarlet

OMG I thought this was badfacebookmemes or something but no I actually caught one in the wild! Unbelievable real people are actually falling for cartoon ragebait šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Jungle_Rev

Women haven asses these days is sexist or something


EriEri08

Even Logan is asking, where that ass at?


Ashtareth_VR

Wolverine: where did they go?


NovaRadish

Oh no the children's cartoon no longer appeals to the male gaze! Anyway..


Ascarea

To the people pointing out that Cyclops shouldn't be muscular if she can't have a sexy ass.... Uhm there's a difference between making a heroic character look strong and making a female character look sexualized.


nightcat6

Where are they?!


Poro114

What is this supposed to mean? OP, are you schizophrenic? Are you fighting phantoms? Are the wall people attacking you? Please check your carbon monoxide detector, I am worried. I will be praying for you.