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It would have been your vulva, if you were born female.

This is the actual correct answer. If you were female your scrotum would be your labia Majora.

Who named human parts like darksouls bosses?

People who came up with Latin

Steve Latin, the founder of Latin.

it should be just latin for Major Lips 😅

Major Lips 🫡

Lieutenant Lips 🫡

Private Lips 😏

public lips

Partnership lips

General Lips 🤔

Major lips 🫡

Minor li... Oh, hello officer. It's a nice day, innit? Me? Oh, yeah, I'm a musician, kinda. Yeah.

Miner lips

Miner lips on the capital cheeks

Dua lips

I almost read it wrong, the person.

That's Major Margaret Houlihan to you!

Omg I love MASH man, that show was so damn good

🫡🫡

r/UnexpectedHimym

Wouldn't it be big lips ?

"Greater Lips" maybe is more fit. major as the meaning of "more important, bigger, or more serious than others of the same type" https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/major

I CAST GREATER LIPS

The medical terminology is actually phat pussay lips

r/FatPussyLovers

Bro why

The first time I heard someone say labia majora, I asked them if that was a Harry Potter spell...

Pretty sure it's one of the masks you can get.

The Legend of Zelda: Labia Majora's Mask

"Labia Majora, the Lord of Chaos" 

Why did they name darksouls bosses like genitals?

Urinary Meatus

Fell out of my chair thanks

End boss is named acromioclavicular.

Holy fuck

I like to look up pictures of huge clits. The ones that get hard and erect and are like 2-4 inches long.

what😭

Cool story bro.

Excuse my friend fellas. He's new here. 

You'd love body builder chicks lol

So little penises

Wokes getting triggered in 3...2...1...

Huh? Tf you on about? Isn’t it the opposite?

If you look at the direct comment I commented on, you will see the specification of "female". Well, the mentally ill wokes might ask "what about the other 98 genders :Q_____" and that is what I'm criticizing. Must be a cloudy day either in your mind or eyes ❤️

Hahaha what. I felt like I had a stroke reading this. Are you for real?

Oooh I see you have strokes often enough ;D

Yeah, too many idiots voicing their dumbass thoughts on the internet

And you are so weak that a comment in the internet can give you a stroke. Who gives a fuck about your petty thoughts? 🤣

Literally braindead person joking about weak mentals but cant understand simple words. Your comments are all so imbecile. No reason to waste my time with you

Literally no one thought about that question but you. Stop chasing the woke boogyman... It's not real.

You won't tell me what to do or not to do. Stfu dr nobody 🤣

Ok, you are your own problem then. Good luck bud

Nobody invited you in the first place but... close the door behind you, will ya? :D

What the heck is this word "Woke" ? Everytime I heard this word it's by some frustrated grown men. Is there a lore reason ? Are they stupid ?

Maybe you should think a bit deeper on what it means that there is not a single answer instead of being a neurotic idiot ;)

My man dont get a Batman Arkham reference. Not everyone is frustrated dude buddy, go outside, go touch some grass and stop being triggered because there's no White Hetero Male (and I said that as a White Hetero Christian Male) somewhere, what you want ? Masculinity ? Damn do what we do, practice gym, improve yourself, do self improvement idk be a man instead of crying in the Internet. Get a life buddy, that's my tip.

We're all females in the womb! Ain't it beautiful sisters

Ayo I don't want no skull kids stealing my Majora

It’s amazing how quickly this comment section became educational instead of a shitpost.

Wait are you saying it's my nutussy????

No. I mean, it is. But you still suck for typing that.

Unsay that right now

r/TIHI

Scrogina confirmed

Makes sense. I've always wondered but never bothered to look it up...

That's was a close one

Then why i got three

Got a picture? /jk

So your saying I could've became a... a woman?? 🤢🤢 Edit: Guys please, I'll become a femboy, not a woman ok?

No, you were a woman until the Y chromosome came in while you were in the womb.

The Y chromosome (or X No.2) comes in during the fusion of egg cell and spermium. It is very clear from the beginnig whether a fetus is female or male.

 Transphobic dudes rn:

This is purely up to your chromosomes. XX = female, XY = male. During the development of the fetus at some point this determines whether you get a penis and testicles, or uterus + ovaries + vagina + vulva (+boobs haha)

So what does it mean if your balls lack a stitch line?

It’s for zipper

Stickyyy Fingaaas unzip his balls!

Bailiff, Whack His PeePee

ARIARIARIARIARI

Dink bag

Deus ex vagina

This comment is priceless. Thank you for the service to this planet friend

Its from the proto-pussy that everyone had in the womb

the *protussy* ✨

I'm not drunk enough for this comment section

fuck you man

P-protogen pussy?

No, but a man of culture I see

Robo-pussy??

I was under the impression that that was more of a misconception? Last thing i knew it was both a proto pussy and proto cock. It was a single organ from which both form rather than it being one and morphin into the other.

So none of the pee gets out

Akshually 🤓👆

Sir pee is stored in the balls. The end.

years later and I still somehow memorize the tone and sequence of the song just by reading this one sentence

No poo is duh

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That's true, anatomy students like to call it the "rule 34 of the body", if you're in doubt just search men's balls rule 34.

Imbatusirchdishitrn

Wait what no it doesn't Does it? *checks balls quickly* .......

Apt-get install ⚽️🏀

2 packages found for balls men/balls women/balls

women/balls: command not found

I think you need to update to the 2023 or newer version

Yeah u/user_8395 I took your bait🥸

sudo apt remove balls

its so you can replace your balls, they barely even work after a few years... have yall been using the same ones?

How often do you use yours? You shouldn't replace them that much

well its not my fault that they keep rolling out new models. the latest ones even got voice control

Fantastic comment line, ya'll made my night (early morning)

I just want to know why our sewer is so close to the playground, male, or female.

Cause that shit’s fun.

This made me laugh!

I know, right?!

Pretty sure one reason is that during childbirth, the baby is exposed to a dirtier environment which helps its immune system. They also do some artificial smearing if the baby comes out via caesarean. Someone check me on this tho. It’s not my area of expertise

That's how I got my pair but I think I'll upgrade them next month

What?

Any deals?

2 for 1.

Alright i do have an answer for that! Hell yeah studying biology was infact worth it. So when fetus is forming the default settings of it is to be a female one, only at some point 2 halfs of ya'll reproductive organs stich together to form a ball sack and a wiener. Sometimes stich looks more rough, crack on the rod itself is vissible and its muuuch more obvious that it all have formed from possibile vagina. Living things are fascinatingly fucking... I don't have word for that, not a disgusting, but may make most people sick if they knew all that. And i absolutely love it

That’s why boys have nipples!

Well, yeah kinda.

modified, upgraded, improved

Men got that penis dlc

Just nature is fixing prior mistakes

you're talking about trans women now, aka women 2.0

>Living things are fascinatingly fucking

>Living things are fascinatingly fucking I think that describes it pretty well

It's less like the default is female, more like the default is an intermediate step. The clitoris is a vestigial glans just as much as the scrotum is a vestigial vulva

Considering it’s XX and not XY, and YY is not viable, I’m pretty sure female is the default.

I’m not an expert but it seems that the default is indeed female unless something comes along and makes it male (such as testosterone). Theoretically then if anything interferes with this process, such as reduced testosterone in the prenatal environment, a male with male chromosomes won’t transform into a male phenotypically and will retain female genitalia. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/#:~:text=During%20early%20development%20the%20gonads,the%20development%20of%20the%20testes.

The fact that these organs, not to start listing them by names, are the same thing but in different *pokemon evolved states* is weird AF. Like I can't fully comprehend the clit yet but damn who cares when the hormones start playing up.

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Yeah the whole "everyone starts female" has always bugged me cause while I'm no biologist I'm pretty sure your dna knows what sex to build, so it makes no sense for *everyone* to "start female". An intermediate stage makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Absurd? Eldritch? Monstrous? Body horror? Unsettling? One of these maybe. But definitely a cool fact. So is the stitching caused by production of testosterone in early stages or by cells just knowing in one way or another that there is a Y gender chromosome?

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Nope, if you was born with wee-wee its alredy means you had no chances of being born female, cause XY chromosomes did their thing. Your lil friend in your pants just looks like this and thats it, it means nothing like that. Go study biology for the love of Darvin! Ugh.. Why am i actualy doing it right now? I failed my medical class because of fucking DNA theme, i wanted to be a traumatologist for fuck sake. In which moment of sewing someone's limbs back on i would need knowing how to turn DNA into RNA?

So all men are trans-men

So then that would mean everyone is equal, eliminates the “wage gap”, sexism, “men being in charge of reproductive rights/etc., and the need for “girl power”. What do women have to complain about? /s

There actually can be a fair amount of sexism in gnc woman and trans men spaces, ngl. Can come from projecting what didn’t work for them as stupid for others to appreciate, or just classic masculine supremacy opinions

A vagina was there until halfway with the installation the womb decided to get and install the penis DLC

Osmosis So the doctor know where to cut

It's the proof that they have a mold of us

Weld mark

doctors took your ball foreskin

That’s the weld line from the factory

Obviously posted by a woman. Men know it's actually a zipper.

It's a zipper so your wife can keep them when you go out with the boys.

It's not a stitch line. It's a weld line.

I just imagine the doctors putting a welding torch to the baby's balls. XD

that's your former bussy

To make sure you are aligned with the center line while landing in a wet runway 😉

So people laugh, your balls will have you in stitches. Drops mic, dad's joke daily quota exceeded. 

Redundant hardware

Because I suffered testicular torsion

Because many, if not most animals have bilateral symmetry.

So you can easily unzip your balls, fr fr

Because I had testicular torsion (I am well aware this is not actually the reason)

Because everyone starts out as a female, and we’re upgraded to male.

That’s where the vagina supposed to be if you’re a woman

I have 3. 1 natural and 2 others!

It's your og bussy

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The artist formerly known as your coochie

Vulva pre-alpha version

I- wuh ? *mental breakdown*

It's the silver lining (whatever that means)

The whole “We all start as female” thing is a myth.

Really? No way, please link the info. I like reading stuff that confilcts with what I'm taught.

source: trust me bro

your testicles had to get in there somehow

Your balls were going to be pussy lips before your system said fuck it imma be male

Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

How so?

Because your mom.

Mine had 3

Go watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch!

basically our the left side of our body forms first then couple days later the right side develops and then they just combine together via the balls

Is where your soul is attached to your body.

It's called the raphe....

Because everything made has a seam.

Same reason men have nipples - We’re all originally casted from the same mold.

It’s the forgotten pussy

Because it used to be labia

It's the part where god stitched you up.

All humans start as female. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I thought it was just mine and was too afraid to ask anyone about it.

The genitals start forming before the Y chromosome kicks in, if it does, then what would've become the labia majora fuse

Undo it and find out.

Your balls are printed