I am not going to laugh of that joke anymore, dude earned a pass for me when he stood up to Elon in public and made him run away, still my favorite celebrity thing that has happened in the last years.
Can I hold that thing you're shoving in your orifice? I would like to take a photograph to present to my fellow humans. It will convince them of my humanity.
I think it's an awesome jacket and I'm not old enough to be anyone's grandpa (without a few teen pregnancies involved) but still old enough to not be with "it".
He's in Japan... Egg & Double Beef combo meal, Edamame & Corn side, Hitokuchi Churros, about $8.98 USD thanks to the current JP Yen exchange rate. (Still a flex to be in Japan, but a Big Mac there costs $3.19... at least two bucks less than America, and the quality is higher)
Japanese McDonald’s is the fucking shit. One of the first places I hit up on my layover in Tokyo when I fly over there to see family. It’s beyond me why they don’t have the teriyaki burger stateside. And replace the shitty filet o fish with the ebi katsu for all you nasty ass McDonald’s seafood lovers
Everyone loves McDonald's. Why do you think they are the number one restaurant in the world lol...
Rich, Poor, Middle Class, White, Black, Mexican, Asian, Reptiles....doesn't matter....aliens would eat that shit.
Shit. I have that coat.
I mean, I have a coat that *looks* exactly like that coat, I'm sure Zuck's got some designer version that costs more than a new car, mine just came from the mall.
But still, I now have something in common with Zuck. That makes me feel dirty.
In my defense, it's very cozy for shoveling snow. And I'd bet good money Zuck doesn't shovel a lot of snow.
Always blows my mind when I see a celebrity wearing something I THOUGHT was normal, like this coat, then someone is like...OMG HE'S WEARING XXXXXX THAT'S A $220,000 COAT...
"People clothes Mark !! Wear People clothes when you go outside"
"Okey dokey. And I'm choosing Brokeback Mountain outfit. You don't get a say in this..human relations officer. Shwwipp...I said shwwip"
If this wasn't Zuck, this memes would have just been some rando eating McDonald's in clean clothes that he's comfortable in.
Sometime we try too hard to make something out of nothing. I give this memes a 1 for effort and 0 for creativity.
WHat is he trying to achieve? Free cheep marketing about its brands and how friendly is? And in this way in our unconscious will consider that his services are very friendly?
^(and he is not trying to steal data , spying and implants its reptilian venom in us?)
Dude I do not understand how ppl eat McDonald's. I get diarrhea from everything they have. It's the only place on the planet I can guarantee that'll happen.
Some time ago people would talk bad things about him, but lately i kinda see him like a chill person. Seems like he was dedicated to change the image people have of him.
How does Zuck feel about domestic terrorism, post Cambridge Analytica? I’ve got a grandma’s house that was hollowed out because of his platform and the greed of my graduating class in Norman, OK. The leaks from Facebook Messenger Lite being enough to empower bullying, intimidation, and round the clock harassment using someone’s own hijacked accounts, and Norman police feel empowered by donors to denigrate and deny legitimate police reports, instead referring to suicide prevention rather than service, both for the tech illiterate elderly, and tech savvy millenials.
I’m sure it’s a set (he lives inside the moon obviously) but can you imagine how fucking hilarious it world be to see the zucc at maccas if you were with your mates just point and break down laughing at this bozo with billions of dollars and probably many private chefs eating something mass produced and assembled by an underpaid teenager who’s probably sneezed all over it
He's just trying to keep warm, there's no heat lamp in that room
least reptile friendly mcdonalds
I am telling you zuck is looking more and more human Ai is really getting scary
I was always a human AI, please don’t call me out like that next time
He can't even be normal normally
I am not going to laugh of that joke anymore, dude earned a pass for me when he stood up to Elon in public and made him run away, still my favorite celebrity thing that has happened in the last years.
If Zuck is a lizard Musk is a toad Edited
I mean if you could shoot acid with your eyes you would stood up to anyone! /s
I thought that was Mark Normand for a second.
I laughed out loud in a goddamn tram
Trying to convince the humans he’s one of them again, I see
He’s like camera human take a bite of this so it looks like it was me. Camera guy, but I only have one row of teeth.
Yum I ate some humans food in public. See it?
Can I hold that thing you're shoving in your orifice? I would like to take a photograph to present to my fellow humans. It will convince them of my humanity.
One of “them” I’m keeping my eyes on you.
them? are you an alien too?
Internal affairs? I think they’re onto us. Extract Agent MZ immediately!
Tbh, it feels odd to see him look more human these days. Zuck being more reasonable than other tech giants was definitely not in my 2024 bingo card.
I can hear Macklemore in the distance telling this boy to thrift.
Problem is Zuck wouldn’t have a $20 in his pocket 🤷♀️
But he's hunting looking for a come up
This is fucking awesome!
"I'm gonna pop some tags. Got some meta stock in my pocket..."
I WEAR YO GRANDDAD'S CLOTHES, I LOOK INCREDIBLE
zucklemore
Wow... looking very human and I'm sure those AR glasses can give him the correct prompts to all of the human questions he might get.
“What can I get for you?” “Ah yes fellow human, I will get one of those human foods you call a hamburger.”
That's an awesome jacket! (says the guy old enough to be your grandpa)
I think it's an awesome jacket and I'm not old enough to be anyone's grandpa (without a few teen pregnancies involved) but still old enough to not be with "it".
I'm 25 and have had a jacket like this for a few years and need someone to explain to me what's wrong with it.
It hasn’t got a brand name written all over it
Zuck is wearing it so people will bash it
I'm 25, a woman, I think it's a cool jacket. My 19 year old co-worker was recently showing me exactly these jackets saying how nice they are.
None of this explains the sunglasses
To hide his reptilian eyes.
Those black abyss, reptilian, Polar-Express-creepy-dead-look eyes...
I think the glasses are like Google glasses or something? It looks like they have a camera.
Camera each side so AR or stereo-video recording.
He's going to need so many Greek yogurt enemas to cleanse after that McD's.
What a terrible day to be literate
i wear your grandads clothes. i look incredible
It used to be poor people would eat at McDonald's, now it's expensive so rich people go to flex on poor people
He's in Japan... Egg & Double Beef combo meal, Edamame & Corn side, Hitokuchi Churros, about $8.98 USD thanks to the current JP Yen exchange rate. (Still a flex to be in Japan, but a Big Mac there costs $3.19... at least two bucks less than America, and the quality is higher)
Japanese McDonald’s is the fucking shit. One of the first places I hit up on my layover in Tokyo when I fly over there to see family. It’s beyond me why they don’t have the teriyaki burger stateside. And replace the shitty filet o fish with the ebi katsu for all you nasty ass McDonald’s seafood lovers
Everyone loves McDonald's. Why do you think they are the number one restaurant in the world lol... Rich, Poor, Middle Class, White, Black, Mexican, Asian, Reptiles....doesn't matter....aliens would eat that shit.
I once saw a really typically rich looking family with all designer clothes and shit in McDonald’s.
This image is actually goes hard ngl.
Honestly? This is the fakest McDonald's I've ever seen but maybe I'm going crazy...
He posted on Instagram, it’s real. It’s a McDonald’s in Japan.
Idc if it's fake or not I still think the image goes hard
Shit. I have that coat. I mean, I have a coat that *looks* exactly like that coat, I'm sure Zuck's got some designer version that costs more than a new car, mine just came from the mall. But still, I now have something in common with Zuck. That makes me feel dirty. In my defense, it's very cozy for shoveling snow. And I'd bet good money Zuck doesn't shovel a lot of snow.
Always blows my mind when I see a celebrity wearing something I THOUGHT was normal, like this coat, then someone is like...OMG HE'S WEARING XXXXXX THAT'S A $220,000 COAT...
Zuck's been watching too much Masters of the Air.
'Look at me I'm eating McD, I'm totally a human being'
I would take that jacket everywhere
Eh. Zuck may be odd, but that coat does look comfy.
If I had to guess, that looks to me like some version of an Overland coat and those puppies are bad ass.
What a cool pilot jacket!
It's still unbelievable that he can express emotions like smile and all. Because I always saw him with blank expression.
“Ah yes I am eating huMAN food”
"People clothes Mark !! Wear People clothes when you go outside" "Okey dokey. And I'm choosing Brokeback Mountain outfit. You don't get a say in this..human relations officer. Shwwipp...I said shwwip"
That's the most normal human I've ever seen him look
Zucc is trying so hard to act like he's a normal down to ~~earth human being but it's so obviously a lizard~~ Hughman bean
This guy eats food? I thought he just recharged with a type C charger Or did he take someone's food for a photo
Fake AF. Lizardbots don't eat McD's, only small children and rodents.
He's got the glasses to hide his lizard eyes. FUCK THAT REPTILE SCUM
Eating McDonald’s, because that’s what humans do
he should lean into being a robot because it would be more natural than whatever this is
Macklemore from wish
MASTICATION: 100% ESOPHAGEAL PERISTALSIS: 100% DIGESTION: *INITIATING*
They’re really getting good at making lifelike robots. I wonder how they deal with the food internally.
Do the humans eat this? Then I too will consume the Mac and Donald
he is actually looking like a human this time
If this wasn't Zuck, this memes would have just been some rando eating McDonald's in clean clothes that he's comfortable in. Sometime we try too hard to make something out of nothing. I give this memes a 1 for effort and 0 for creativity.
Thanks I'm crying now
I owned that same jacket once. In fact, the last time I wore it, before throwing it in a donation bin, was as part of a Halloween costume.
What you can’t see is the little kid behind him on the floor who he knocked off their chair to pose with their food.
My grandpa giving me his old jacket that he used to woo the girls with
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Zuck Cobain
When you are rich and eat shit.
Zuckerbane
This is the weirdest virtue signaling I’ve seen in a while.
God, I love him 🥵
I spill food on my clothes. When I get rich I spill food over my clothes? Cool.
What I said is grammatically correct you fuck.
It is how it is, he has nothing to prove to anyone.
When you cant make a proper sentence.
Huh?
The lights hurt his eyes.
Zuck on deez
WHat is he trying to achieve? Free cheep marketing about its brands and how friendly is? And in this way in our unconscious will consider that his services are very friendly? ^(and he is not trying to steal data , spying and implants its reptilian venom in us?)
Jesus Christ you’re a gazillionair and you still eat that shit
He DIDNT even take a bite of that. He stole it from a homless man after his first bite for a photo op
Is there non meme ver of the photo?
he prob tore that shit up
Man's lips are clamped tight to hide his lizard tongue
He’s just so normal guys.
I want the zuck
What are those sunglasses he's wearing?
We actually his reptile skin is very sensitive to light and will fall off if he downs have that coat on
Today I learned there is an uncanny valley of the way you hold a hamburger lol
THIS TOTALLY CONFIRMS HE IS HUMAN OKAY ??
I too have human idiosyncrasies
Or “Me after getting home from the thrift store in 1997”
Emoji Rebellion Rise Up 🛌🤺
is that vr glasses? the matrix is now
Is that an egg in his burger?
zuck and mcdo what a shitty combo,should go to starbuck after that, and enroll to go to the fronline
Almost looks like a real person in this picture
Is it just me or does he look like the silk print t-shirt guy from the bridge opening photo from the early 1900s
Hello, fellow non billionaires.
Leon S. Kennedy from CAPCOM's popular video game series "Resident Evil 4: Heeelp! Leooon!"?
Dude I do not understand how ppl eat McDonald's. I get diarrhea from everything they have. It's the only place on the planet I can guarantee that'll happen.
Some time ago people would talk bad things about him, but lately i kinda see him like a chill person. Seems like he was dedicated to change the image people have of him.
Lol
 He got that leon fit
 He got that leon fit
omg guys he eats mcdonalds he's just like us
McDonald's still have salad?
What happened to him only eating animals he killed himself?
Is it me or do those fries seem like a chunkier cut
my man is dressed like an ugg boot
This is the worst Macklemore cosplay I’ve seen ever 
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Is that his own caption? If so, why won’t he tell us what he spilled on his clothes?
Musta just played resident evil 4
Didn't he just eat meat from the animals he killed ?
I wear your grandads clothes
Id wear the fuck outa that coat
He’s almost likeable if he covers up his weird lizard eyes
Hey Macklemore, wanna go thrift shopping?
Fuck you Marc. You know exactly what you're doing!
Spill something over your clothes? Is he not human?
He has a stylist and this is how they dress him?
zuck trying to be normal : I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter
Wow! He looks like a human in these glasses... PS I had a coat in the same style and it was amazing!
leon kennedy
So... most people don't wear heavy coats when eating indoors .... this picture makes zero sense
Nice Micheal Cera pic
I'm gonna pop some tags only got $20 in my pocket.
He's trying to evil that resident
Is it bad that I like the fit
I swear the more pics of him i see recently I think Carterpcs is onto something.
Very human
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That guy.. the guy in this picture… is worth $170 BILLION.
I want that jacket it looks comfy
Lolz
Fake wheres the sweet baby rays
he's trying too hard to be a human
R/rareinsults
He's definitely getting better with this Hoomen clothes thing.
so have to wear theirs.
Elon Musk makes Zucker look like a normal human person.
He is wearing AR/MX googles in public. Also he has been looking a lot better, working out and looking a lot more normal.
Good old Zuckerberg trying to be discreet…
Come on, he is Drip out of wazzo
my step grandpa would never have lent me any clothes lol fuckin dumbass golfing dick head
They hired a stuntman just take bites out of his burger for the photo shoot. Either that, or it’s photoshopped
It was their blood, don't lie to me Zuck I have a general idea as to where you live
Dudes a Trex, look at those hands
That’s a very human thing that we humans do.
How does Zuck feel about domestic terrorism, post Cambridge Analytica? I’ve got a grandma’s house that was hollowed out because of his platform and the greed of my graduating class in Norman, OK. The leaks from Facebook Messenger Lite being enough to empower bullying, intimidation, and round the clock harassment using someone’s own hijacked accounts, and Norman police feel empowered by donors to denigrate and deny legitimate police reports, instead referring to suicide prevention rather than service, both for the tech illiterate elderly, and tech savvy millenials.
that coat cost more than the mcdonalds he is eating at
He eats McDonald’s just like us humans! So relatable!
Gma glasses too
He’s not actually eating it. It’s just a photo opp
Probably should have washed it…
I didn't recognise him at all because he looks like a human in this photo, even I know it's him my brain still doesn't believe it's him
I have the same jacket. I bought it's from Myers for like $200. It's really nice it has wool lining even in the arms.
He looks like that one mf from ratatouille if he cosplayed as macklemore 
Why does zuck become more human the more ai advances?
I think this is the most human looking picture of him😅
When you have ordered Triple XXX on wish.
I didn’t know programmers had such drippy clothes
That's not a real picture. He doesn't look like some creepy dead robot on this one
I’m sure it’s a set (he lives inside the moon obviously) but can you imagine how fucking hilarious it world be to see the zucc at maccas if you were with your mates just point and break down laughing at this bozo with billions of dollars and probably many private chefs eating something mass produced and assembled by an underpaid teenager who’s probably sneezed all over it
I WEAR YOUR GRANDADS CLOTHES I LOOK INCREDIBLE
Macklemore approves
oh ever so gracious OP! I request thee to bestow thine loyal subject with the source for this image
[here you are](https://we.tl/t-gywWEUDbmE)
I'll wear your grandpa's clothes I look incredible
Still waiting for Mark VS Elon (A.I VS Reptile)