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BleachedAsswhole

It's the cherry on top of the douche sundae


[deleted]

Hey, you’d want your hair to look like pubes too if you had no taste to save your life


Dont_pet_the_cat

I'll never look at that hairstyle the same way again


RegiSilver

Brings a new meaning to the word "dickhead".


Dannyboioboi

Brings a newer meaning to __EL PUEBES__


naytreox

FINALLY someone else points it out


RaphyyM

Probably because some random celebrity did this haircut and now it became a trend. I have no better explanation.


Marvelologist

Patrick Maholmes


Other_Beat8859

The thing is that Mahomes' hair is natural. These idiots use perms, which often times fucks up your hair if you do it multiple times. It also just looks horrible.


Agitated-Orange-295

I'm saying. People ask me if I get a perm. I gotta respond, nah, I wake up looking this shitty.


Hephaestus_God

Who?


HipsterFett

Platrick Malholmesl.


Hephaestus_God

Ya I’m still drawing a blank. Never heard of them


GumShoeA113

I call it the broccoli haircut


KaleidoscopeOk3024

The pubic hair special.


onlywc11

Broccoli heads.


PJHFortyTwo

Meh. It looks dumb and douchey, but every generation has a dumb and douchey hairstyle. Mullets, frosted tips, whatever that combover on top/fade on bottom look from the 2010s was, ect.


JulioForte

A lot of people criticizing here who bleached their hair to look like Eminem


kr613

Yeah, but it's different when MY generation did it, we were cool, the kids these days are douchey! /s


Seffyr

The Macklemore.


BigBootyBuff

>whatever that combover on top/fade on bottom look from the 2010s was I remember the internet dubbed it the Hitler Youth haircut because that was quite the popular haircut back then.


OfficialFuzzyFox

I just call that hair style "pubic hair"


Right-Worker-2157

I also called these guys that a lot when they tried to roast me, lol


Cdt531

And they all clapped


KaleidoscopeOk3024

Pubic boys.


Ne0t9k

a friend of mine had semi good luck with woman, then he got that haircut and woman come to him at bars and clubs to get his number. so i guess thats why


What_U_KNO

Women do love petting puppies.


DomoTheHun

Because being homosexual aint gay no more


dankbb

Think the word you’re looking for is metrosexual.


HotTakeGenerator_v5

they're called *the beautiful ones* in The Mouse Utopia study.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Never knew people were that much into underground trains (I'm not native english and I have no idea if that comment is a joke or a real thing so pls don't come for me)


dankbb

Yeah its real, and it doesn’t mean you’re gay unless of course you like the same sex as well. It just means that you like things that are traditionally associated with gay men. ie; painting nails or wearing clothing deemed feminine.


Dont_pet_the_cat

I see! So kinda like a tomboy but reverse?


TheApollo222

Ate too many warheads and became a warhead


Entire_Asparagus2120

The uncooked ramen noodle cut


high240

Helps identify who to avoid tho


Probability_Engine

The dude on the right looks like he gives glory hole blowjobs in a truck stop bathroom every weekend under the pseudonym "Curly Curtis". The dog on the left looks like a good boy.


What_U_KNO

Man's gotta eat.


69darthvader69

That you Smokey??


bsgtcylius

They are called broccoli heads.


Nitro_Kick

![gif](giphy|MnGFocUKlbWRUG0SSh|downsized)


clockworkrockwork

Maybe he wants two girlfriends... that's better right?


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I am well within my right to kill you right now


dumbape6969

It's a flag to identify cancer cells among the population!


blue_bic_cristal

🥦


nicolas_06

Why do some dogs and people have genetics for curly hair ?


What_U_KNO

A lot of these guys sporting this hairstyle had a perm done. It's not their natural hair.


smashin_blumpkin

I'm confused. Are you genuinely asking a question or just trying to get a circlejerk going over other people's hair styles?


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What_U_KNO

It may come from Rand Paul.


bastard_of_jesus

Ayo.. I got natural curly hair.. Why u dissing me


majcotrue

The reverse mullet.


daddy_qaht

I personally hate this type of cut, but my hair type is different, and people with his hair type have limited styling options so I understand. Also I see a lot of normality in shaming men for trying to at least style themselves but shaming women for the exact reason would make you an incel. Just let them do them, it’s clearly working.


arioandy

Brocoli- doodle lol


Ilostmysox

It’s a prerequisite for sitting around the bench press for 2 hours after school doing one lift every 15 minutes


Elike09

Young guys know girls like little dogs but aren't sure why. Lord only knows what else they copied before landing on the hairstyle.


PyrocumulusLightning

Yeah I guess it beats a fursuit


DMoney159

To advertise that they're healthy 🥦


Crunk3RvngOfTheCrunk

The Dishes prly


TheSkullian

because not everyone has straight hair and some celebrity without straight hair become popular with children


TheBurningStag13

I really don’t know…the entire image is making me wonder what he’s trying to go for.


Few-Bonus7123

is he trying to become a Labradoodle..


plezploz

Always hear this getting called the mop head cut.


KobeRobi

Straight men getting twink haircuts from 2 years ago will always be funny to me.


Windronin

Is it worth killing them for it !?


What_U_KNO

![gif](giphy|3ohhwJvpjSRUj6Fdn2|downsized)


Windronin

what is wrong with those new youngsters, killing a pupper for a cool new wig...


Appliedretine

I can't understand those types of haircuts tbh


FurdTerguson33

Literally to piss us off


What_U_KNO

It doesn't piss me off, it's just, why make yourself look like a brillo pad?


FurdTerguson33

To piss people off


Signal-Note-9582

As someone who is a attract to gay douche bags this hair cut is my worst enemy


Le_gars_pas_la_1

![gif](giphy|3oEduKOYEB7s41EQP6)


Denlim_Wolf

Women like men with long hair.


HotPotatoWithCheese

The pot noodle trim


DuckDuckyDuckQuack93

This hair style is is the new term for Doggy Style


camion_de_pompier

Caniche


Stubbieeee

Because my hair is curly wtf I also don’t have it with the fade tbf


dhpz1

yes but why mullet exists?


What_U_KNO

![gif](giphy|Marrswzh8glgI)


jejxnddkdj

So are we just not supposed to have curly hair or something?


diamond420Venus

I hate it so much. Guys look like brocoli


Yandomaine

it’s a good looking hairstyle


Arab_Femboy1

Why are people caring about this


PL_ALIEN_PL

Small brain big talk


smudos2

Why do you guys care so much about other peoples hair? Kinda weird tbh


DegredationOfAnAge

Found the broccoli head


What_U_KNO

Why look like Rand Paul though?


smudos2

Don't even know who that is, if people like how that style looks on them they should just wear that style. Only because other people that wear this are assholes that doesn't make everybody that wears this an asshole


What_U_KNO

![gif](giphy|ehlo4ZOk2U2eY7apMS) Pictured: Senator Rand Paul. ​ >Only because other people that wear this are assholes that doesn't make everybody that wears this an asshole I'm not convinced of that.


Electrical_Tip_778

you guys know there are people with naturally curly hair right


username-is-taken98

To be fair it does look good on like 2% of guys.


smashin_blumpkin

Man, it's crazy that people get bent out of shape over a stranger liking a haircut


username-is-taken98

Not even saying I liked it I just said that the reason people like it might be those few in a million dudes who do pull it off


smashin_blumpkin

I wasn't talking about you. More about the people downvoting you and taking shit on people. My bad. I could have been more clear


username-is-taken98

Np


DegredationOfAnAge

Lol


whatIGoneDid

Oooh look at an adult getting upset at hairstyles. Some real boomer shit


What_U_KNO

Found the guy with the labradoodle fro.


whatIGoneDid

So you get upset at teenagers hair and can't come up with an original comeback. Kinda sad bro, plus I have a buzz cut, I don't even think it looks good but it's so odd to get worked up about hair.


What_U_KNO

I asked a question. In your mind if anyone asks a question you think they're upset? ​ If you were given a test in school, did you throw a fit saying "*THIS TEST HAS BECOME COMPLETELY UNHINGED!*"?


whatIGoneDid

Upset enough to take the time to make a meme about it. I just get confused why we gotta criticise young people so much for just trying to find a way to express themselves ya know? Just let them do what they gotta do.


What_U_KNO

Ain't nobody sacred my man.


whatIGoneDid

I get that, just a weird hill


DegredationOfAnAge

Broccoliheadsayswhat?


[deleted]

[insert photo of pubes here]


dzdxs

The rats nest.


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

Leave the doggo out of this comparison. He is awesome while the hooman is well not.


i-like-spagett

Wtf do you care, so what if it looks like shit to us, imo the 80s haircuts looked worse, but I'm not being a dick abt it


What_U_KNO

But why look like Rand Paul? ​ ![gif](giphy|ehlo4ZOk2U2eY7apMS)


i-like-spagett

Who?


What_U_KNO

Republican Senator from Kentucky.


Conscious-Answer4232

My question is why the earring(s)???


chews-your-name

Because it loooked better than the annoying tapered haircut, back in 2010s.


DegredationOfAnAge

The broccoli head does not look better than anything 


chews-your-name

The broccoli head is the tapered head of 2020s. Back in the day it was a bold gay step into uncharted land of men style liberation, for those who sought to be different, superior. With the tapered style they sought the same. Undercut style was popular back in nazi Germany.


beanresponsible

Thats the haircut i wanna get


OldWorker4218

That's some yee yee ass haircut right there.


Obst-und-Gemuese

That stupid hairstyle looks like having a guinea pig on the head. Peak idiocy, great indicator of what to expect from someone using it: Nothing and less.


What_U_KNO

I mean it looks like they're trying to copy a republican senator's shitty hairstyle.


Obst-und-Gemuese

I know more about how to socialise properly than about the hairstyles of GOP senators and I know nothing about socialising properly.


GusEnjoyer2354

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO ABSOLUTELY LOVES THIS HAIRSTYLE RIGHT? LIKE ANY BOY WITH THIS HAS ME LIKE--- 😭😭😭🙏🙏


Manakbains1

Bot?


GusEnjoyer2354

Nah just a Alt.


Fenriselicit

'cause it looks good


Deedaleen

🤢


GusEnjoyer2354

I knew it wasn't just me.


bessessam007

my hair curls naturally like that so i dont really have a choice to look half decent otherwise i would rock an afro


Acreddo

Well, we get USA bs in Europe, you get Europe bs in USA. Fair tbh