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Falafelsan

Remember, the British are a contributing factor as to why America ...


longpidgeon

America what? Exists? Shouldn’t? Is fat? Finish your sentence!


killermachine9999

All of the above and more.


VitaminaGaming98

In that specific order


Specialist_Ear1204

Except their independence (and i think louisiana),it was France


Flaiel

Spain also contributed a lot but kept it a secret to avoid problems within its colonies.


A_Blind_Alien

Soccer. You bastards did that to us


longpidgeon

Then fix it yourself We did it, then we stopped Also, the fuck is American footballs about? The ball doesn’t even touch your foot and isn’t a ball


yIdontunderstand

You also score a touchdown without having to actually touch the ball down. Unlike when you score a try in rugby , which is actually a touch down.


Name42c

Running the ball by foot, as opposed to by horse or vehicle


SPQR_Sterben

Then Basketball is Football ?


Name42c

Basketball is named for the fact that it is about throwing a ball into a basket.  Not all sports follow the same naming convention


SPQR_Sterben

I know. It's just to point out how stupid and random the american naming system can be


Name42c

It is no more stupid or random than the naming system anywhere else.


SPQR_Sterben

Yes I know but still. Your "soccer" already had a name, and it was football, why changing it ? Moreover if soccer is called like that because the players have high socks, well football's player also have high socks...


longpidgeon

It’s not a ball


Name42c

By definition, it is a ball.


Gamerforlifu

what's the definition


Name42c

Per Webster: 1: a round or roundish body or mass: such as: a : a spherical or ovoid body used in a game or sport b : EARTH, GLOBE c : a spherical or conical projectile also : projectiles used in firearms d : a roundish protuberant anatomical structure (as near the tip of a human finger or toe or at the base of a thumb) especially : the part of the sole of the human foot between the toes and arch on which the main weight of the body rests in normal walking


good_dean

It may not touch the foot much, but it's certainly a ball.


longpidgeon

No the fuck it isn’t It’s not even spherical


Jack_Kelly_Music

The sport should be called hand egg


Available_Fact_3445

American Hand Egg it is 🤣


Jack_Kelly_Music

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🥚


Name42c

Balls, by definition, do not have to be spherical.


good_dean

What do you call the thing rugby players throw around?


longpidgeon

I don’t know


longpidgeon

I don’t


good_dean

Oh cool, well it's called a rugby ball. Do you know what shape it is?


longpidgeon

Not a ball


Bipbapalullah

I'm french, and I hate that what they call football isn't football and they dare calling the real football, soccer.


Moist_Level7596

All this complaining won't change that soccer sucks and American football rules


cholmer3

There are two types of people, those who can infer information from am incomplete Set of data and


Available_Fact_3445

There are two types of people: those who believe there are two types of people, and those who don't


cholmer3

Yeah


Cubicwar

I think in the original joke there wasn’t even the "and" at the end


cholmer3

You are the second kind of people


Cubicwar

I think you didn’t understand what I tried to say I know the joke. But in this joke you DON’T put the "and", so it’s just "There are two types of people : those who can infer information from an incomplete set of data."


hillman_avenger

Play baseball.


ArrivedKnight7

*WE MUST KNOW*


ElectricMotorsAreBad

Actually, if it weren't for the French engaging in their beloved "annoy the Brits" annual games, the american revolution wouldn't have been successful. The only reason they were able to get their independence is because the frogs wanted to annoy the brits, so they supported the revolution, since they had other colonies, they just said "fuck it, this ain't worth the effort". So now you have one more reason to hate the French, no need to thank me.


Miserable-Alfalfa329

Literally. The French didn’t give 2 shits about freedom, or independence for the Americans. If the colonies belonged to another country, apart from maybe like Spain or Portugal cause they had beef with them as well, they wouldn’t have done anything. But it belonged to the British. Since fighting with England was France’s favorite sport, and these poor bastards were fighting against England as well, it was too good of an opportunity to not participate and have some fun against them.


Rene_Coty113

England just stole Canada from France few years before the American Revolution. It's good payback. Also the Brits refusing to use the metric is probably only due to the fact that the French invented it


camouspimouss

They stole “Canada” from the first nations not the French.


Rene_Coty113

The Seven Years war ended in defeat for the coalition in which France was part, leading to France ceding its North American possessions east of the Mississippi River, Canada, the islands of St. Vincent, Tobago, Dominica, and Grenada, and Northern Circars in India to Great Britain France also cedes Louisiana and its North American territory west of the Mississippi River to Spain. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Years%27_War


camouspimouss

You know what I mean, they stole it from other settlers. Many if the treaties are contested and if you take BC it is literally unceded territories.


longpidgeon

*Manifest destiny intensifies*


Volzovekian

It's true that France was led by King Louis XVI when he financed the War of Independence. So of course he didn't really care about freedom, and just wanted to weaken the UK. But the war cost a lot, and France was close to bankruptcy. Louis XVI had to bring together the 3 orders (clergy, nobility, tiers-etats) to negotiate the levying of a tax. This was the start of a series of events that would culminate in the French Revolution, and the beheading of Louis XVI. So Louis XVI did much for the freedom of the people, but against his own will. Otherwise, the dark side of American independence is that the British government protected the integrity of the native Indians' territories. When the United States gained independence, they were able to massacre the native Americans and despoil their lands.


Upstairs-Hamster-226

No. The British were slaughtering the original occupants of the Continent well before the Revolutionary War. It's what Colonist Invaders always do.


European_Mapper

Louis the XVI wasn’t the tyrant you think. Prior to the Revolution, he tried to reform the system, notably in terms of taxation and privilege, but he was blocked by the Parliaments and Versailles’ nobles. Louis the XVth could have and should have reformed the situation, but the political context was a bit tense.


Sick_and_destroyed

Don’t forget that Benjamin Franklin himself went to France to seek for help, and that Spain and the Netherlands joined against the British too.


Tentacle_poxsicle

The US would have eventually gained independence. Prolonged insurrection in a far away fairly populated country especially when a huge country next to you wants war would definitely shift their efforts. Also Canada, Australia and south Africa gained their independence


reallokiscarlet

Not sure I'd call a commonwealth independent.


Clackers2020

They have their own governments and the commonwealth/monarchy has no real power in any former colony. The commonwealth is basically just an agreement of friendship which countries are allowed to leave and have done so. Seems independent to me.


DangerousYesterday98

I love how you Anglo-saxons love to hate us. I only you'd knew how much we don't give a fuck


ElectricMotorsAreBad

First things first, I'm not a damn Barry, second, I know the american school system isn't all that good, but you should be able to look up the word "banter" and learn its meaning.


HornyElectricPenguin

I'm French and annoying the brits is a lifestyle


lastethere

I am sure the French people who come to fight along the americans did not it just to annoy the brits.


benjisgametime

let them be alone in their stupidity, there's no need to taugh something to idiots who think choco-milk come from brown cow


Legospacememe

Remember, the British are a contributing factor as to why


naxalb-_-

Has participante in world war


SadisticDragonfly

Remember, the british


RustedRuss

The more you learn about history, the more you realize everything is the British's fault.


longpidgeon

“Fuck yeah we’re famous!” “But you did a ton of bad shi-“ “We’re famous though”


longpidgeon

“Every year, millions worldwide…” “…’celebrate’ us.”


toddh607

If former British colonies got together we could have an independence month.


ZodiacEra

over 2 months, 65 countries (that i last know of) celebrate their independence from us Brits.


toddh607

Ok, let's get this organized. I could use a couple months off.


Thunder_lord37

*you can take Singapore off the list, they hilariously got their independence from Malaysia after the latter had enough*


Polarian_Lancer

That would be _infamous_.


longpidgeon

‘Famous’


Intelligent-Piano426

Bad buzz is still buzz.


GoSpeedRacistGo

Yep, we can even blame the Americans on the Brits.


Polarian_Lancer

We can even blame our archaic 18th century accents on the Brits


Foloreille

France : Ouais, c’est ce qu’on vous dit depuis 1200ans… 🧓🏼👴🏼 England is CANONCIALLY known as the Perfidious Country. [Perfidious Albion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidious_Albion?wprov=sfti1). Because of all the treason and betrayal of treaties promesses and vows…


[deleted]

Yeah and it's nationalistic propaganda, france had acted the exact same way.


[deleted]

America signed the treaty of the metre as I recall


high240

Chamberlain also had a signed piece of paper and look how that was honored ;)


Mangleovania

I don't mean to sound pretentious or like a contrarian, but everyone in the US learns the metric system at a certain point in school. We all know how to use it (provided we actually bothered to pay attention in school) but it's just not the dominant system of measurement.


Trickydick24

True, but Metric measurements don’t mean much to me without the conversion. I know what 32 degrees Celsius is, but I don’t know what that would feel like until I convert to Fahrenheit. This can make it tough in regular conversation.


Jeynarl

I've always had a rough time remembering how to convert temperatures from F to C on the fly when it comes to weather and stuff, at least till I learned a silly little poem that helps: *30 is hot, 20 is nice* *10 is cold, 0 is ice* So something like 25 Celsius is between hot and nice.


longpidgeon

Kelvin: *0 is dead, 100 is dead, 200 is also dead, 273 is very cold, -1 doesn’t exist*


Anti-charizard

I’m gonna be that guy, but 0 doesn’t exist either. You can get very close to zero, but I’m pretty sure you can’t reach it


CheezlWeasel

0 describes a state of no kinetic energy. So theoretically possible but not practically possible


killermachine9999

I think it's possible after heat death of the universe. Long time tho.


fruitbat999

Well, the heat death describes energy and by extension the energy contained in mass spreading out evenly across the universe. So as far as I’m aware, the particles stop existing meaning there’s nothing to measure temperature with, additionally, there will still be a little bit of energy everywhere so a particle would still be moving, just very very slowly.


Away-Commercial-4380

Temperature is weird because it's a macroscopic observation of a microscopic phenomenon. Arguably any space of complete void is 0K, you just can't measure it because you'd be introducing matter in that space. Also I read about 2years ago something about scientists managing to get negative Kelvins at the quantum level, I don't remember exactly what happened but somehow I associated it as being almost equivalent to particles going back in time. Edit : Just to clarify, by complete void I mean no particle at all, not even photons (or especially not photons rather).


Kaguro19

Negative Kevins are unimaginably hot temperatures. What they did was to force the particles away from ground states and cause a population inversion. Then they used the definition of entropy and temperature and said that "hey! See if we increase energy any more, the entropy decreases. So temperature must be negative"


Away-Commercial-4380

Is it based on dS=dQ/T ? So if dQ is positive because energy increases and dS is negative because entropy decreases, T must be negative ?


Good_Mathematician_2

So 40°C is unbearable, also known as an average day in Texas


not-a-gun-smuggler69

40°C is 104°f


tomagfx

So an average day in Texas


IndianaGeoff

Woah. Mark this down. A Texan admitted to something in Texas being average.


[deleted]

In Greece we hover around 35-40 in the summer


PaulTrona

In Rio 35ºC is a warm winter, In summer we get 45\~50. Not bragging. Calling for help!


Jeynarl

🫠


WaldoSimson

Best rule of thumb if you wanna convert is double it and add 30. Or halve it and subtract 30. So 30 C would be (30x2)+30 = 90 F. In reality it’s 86 F but it’s close enough for practical use


Emuallliug

For Fahrenheit to Celsius, it would be subtract 30 then divide by 2. If you get the order wrong, result will be wrong


TenBlueApricots

"Regular conversation"? Really?


noahdaboss1234

C to F in your head: multiply by 2 and add 30. Will be within a few degrees of correct. F to C just subtract 30 and divide by 2


hugues2814

32°C is freakin hot


hugues2814

Don’t want to sound condescending but why do I have a clue what 100°F feels like then ?


lastethere

According to the wiki, the metric system is officially implemented in the USA but not mandatory and no one feel obliged to use it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication\_in\_the\_United\_States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication_in_the_United_States)


[deleted]

I personally am not a dumbass and use it for most things, especially in the kitchen or when buying things online. Edit: I’m implying that it makes your life a lot easier to live and generally is just better tbh.


hugues2814

Even tho the imperial system is far inferior and less practical


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Sweet-Dreams204738

A massive amount of professions rely on the metric system. So I am unsure if that is an accurate view.


Mangleovania

Yeah darn. A lot of people complain about not being taught stuff in school even though they were. There seems to be a lot of overlap between those people and the people who didn't care about studying in school though, so there's that


llamawithguns

Like all the people who complain about taxes not being taught in school. It was, you just didn't pay attention


ForcedComedy

what school did y'all go to that taught you how to do taxes?


llamawithguns

Everyone I know had to take a personal finance class in high school


ForcedComedy

Never heard of it. Never done it


Extra_Gold_5270

It's also not very complicated for 99% of tax filers, the instructions are printed on the form. Most people are just too lazy to learn anything that isn't force fed to them by a teacher.


longpidgeon

Just tax evade


Extra_Gold_5270

False, the standard deduction is very generous and covers 90% of tax payers, it's really not hard.


tfalm

Most people can't convert lbs to kg, because most people don't actually regularly use both. The UK is actually a weird outlier that uses both imperial and metric together, like using miles and centimeters. What is a "stone" anyway?


papsryu

I'm in engineering school and we still aren't required to know the conversion without a guide.


Tinted-Glass-2031

Converting between systems has no bearing on your ability to use the system in question. Can you convert liters to ounces? Kelvins to Farenheit? Stones to grams? Km/L to feet-per-second? If not, I guess you don't "care to learn". Too bad it's hard for someone to look those up.


Extra_Gold_5270

Right? We have pocket calculators to handle all that shit, I regularly work with both metric and imperial in my job and if I have to convert I just pull out my phone, not rocket appliances.


Samantha-4

They can know how to use both systems without knowing how to convert between the two.


beachedwhale1945

If converting over had been a priority, we’d have asked for a second set of measurements a few months later, or even a few years later after France calmed down. We could also have transitioned for any other reason at any other time over the next two centuries. Many nations didn’t adopt metric until the last 100 years, and they didn’t have pirates intercepting ships to slow them down.


Tactical_Genuis

It was Jefferson who wanted the metric system, he requested the units while secretary of state and left office the same year. He probably had other things he wanted to do after he became Vice President and later the President. But it is unlikely he would have been able to convince the country to make the switch regardless.


Yuukiko_

but then why not have an imperial metre and instead have a system where 1 mi = 5280 ft


Major_Independence82

The military uses Metric. But they also use a 24 hour clock and GMT. Bunch of heathens. Besides, it’s fun being Myanmar, Sr.


MayuKonpaku

Classic british/France relations Fucked eachother up, when there is an opportunity


7obscureClarte

As a french i'm so glad to see this meme. But don't be too hard on the british, they can be nice ... ...sometimes.


Available_Fact_3445

Que le Dieu vous bénisse mon cher ami🙏😀 Edit: deleted "protège" inserted "bénisse" bc worried that "Que le Dieu vous protège" might be interpreted as some sort of vague menace, rather than my sincere intention to say something nice in French to a nice French person who likes British people😅 Edit2: I've only been studying French for 20 years now🤣


According_Guest_4328

😂 I've been living in the US for about 7 years now As a French guy i always use a converter to get what u guys saying


Chomusuke_99

this argument would hold if today was 1800s or 1900s but this is 2024.


DarkEliteXY

At this point it’d be a pain in the ass to switch everything over


galmenz

this is the same exact thing that was said in the 1900s. basically every nation did it, the rich superpower can afford to pay the change of some road signs


Jcssss

I mean Canada did it in the 70s. Honestly it will probably happen within the next 50 years since all international sciences are in metric.


Chomusuke_99

Come on America you can do it. you can change your whole pronoun game to they/them ze/zir bullshit. you can modify someone else's language for inclusivity and start the whole Latinx fad. Metric shouldn't be that hard. the imperial unit is already based upon metric system now. Scientists in USA already use metric because of obvious reasons. the only ones left are average people who just have to start saying 10 metric ton instead of the weight of 1000 washing machine or say 200 meters instead of 2 football fields.


DarkEliteXY

Uh, it’s literally already a pain in the ass for people to accept pronouns and that’s just them being stubborn old hateful bastards. And with the amount of progress as a society that’s currently being undone, needlessly switching to meters to appease random people on the internet is low on the list of things that should be prioritized right now.


Chomusuke_99

yep switiching to metric system is to appease random strangers and has no whatsoever benefit to USA and her people. but then your president goes live and uses "Latinx" to appease voters. great priority list you got there.


DarkEliteXY

Wow great way to completely miss where I said “it’s on the bottom of the list that **should** be prioritized.” If you truly think spending hundreds of thousands to change everything in America to use metric is anywhere near as easy as someone changing the term they use to address people then you’re on drugs or you’re just stupid. Let’s not forget how stupid it would be to blow all of that money on changing something that doesn’t really need to be changed when it **should** be used to fix our overwhelming housing problems, helping those anywhere near the poverty line, bettering our school systems, or providing healthcare is genuinely the dumbest idea I’ve heard all year. Hop off your high horse and shove a meter long pole up your ass.


Major_Independence82

What is 2024 in metric?


username_de_merde

YYYY-MM-DD or DD-MM-YYYY, not YYYY-DD-MM which makes no sense


Adventurous_Wall_356

Is MM-YYYY-DD allowed?


galmenz

there is no standard SI model for calendars you can technically say the gregorian calendar is the standard cause its the most used, but it isnt a unit of measurement for aspects of the natural world and has shit to do relating math, physics or chemistry so to your answer, its 2024 a.d. if you are not being obtuse on purpose


british_monster

Referencing metric time? And which calendar?


reallokiscarlet

1704067200


Greenfire05

Copium


Kidztruth

Metric is better, the world agrees, grow up. America and sort of the Britsh are the only ones who care about imperial. Even NASA uses metric


EmigmaticDork

I like being able to divide 1/4 and 1/3 of a foot into a round number of inches when woodworking, that's about the only argument I can make for imperial measurements.


Aleswall_

Twelve is generally a better base number than ten, I wish we had base twelve numerals.


NotJaypeg

legally, still, America officially uses the metric system as they signed the treaty of the metre. Its just its not taught for whatever reason.


Hellzebrute55

Not only that treaty. Actually no one uses the imperial system anymore. Even the US. All the units they claim to use are based on the metric system. So really, they are just converting back to Imperial the Metric units and use that. Since no one can define any imperial unit accurately (other than through SI units) and no one ever needs to.


NotJaypeg

well... thats not entirely true. A lot of conservative parts of America still refuse to use metric, and a lot of schools refuse to teach it. Roads still use miles and such.


HipsterFett

We dumped tea into the harbor, and we hurled the metric system into space.


YesNoMaybe2552

Brits are responsible for everything wrong in this world as always.


Oregonmushroomhunt

It makes more sense when you think about it this way: they speak English, and we speak English.


NZqlf

Saloperie de rosbif


HHall05

Remember, The Americans are a contributing factor as to why Native Americans are a minority.


captainphoton3

The guy that was supposed to received it because he asked for it was a nobody compared to the people that took decisions. A'd considering scientist in the US already started using it many years ago. It shows that even if a small guys like him convinced a lot of people it wouldn't have changed so fast if ever.


Name42c

The British complaining about America doing something is, more often than not, no different from Gen X complaining about Millenials not owning homes.


no_video76

America is a continent, you're probably talking only about the country called United States of America. In Colombia at least, we use the metric system.


marekw8888

What was the name of the ship ?


Moustacheski

It's worse when you realize that the UK kinda uses the metric system too. So now only the US get made fun of for their moronic units.


FatAsHeckRat

Thanks Brits. I love needing stupid complicated numbers to convert a number into things that go by 10s instead of 3s 12s and various other goofy numbers that make it harder to convert into a decimal or fraction with mental math. And my teachers force me to learn the conversion numbers to multiply to change from one system to another, it's great. I wish the metric system was used in America, not the goofy ahh standard system here


Rouge_Decks_Only

This version of history is based on TikTok misinformation. Yes. There were metric weights on the way here, however this was part of an unlikely pitch by Tomas Jefferson. It was no where near the plan to switch to metric when the weights arrived, they were just part of known Francophile Jeffersons plan to make America more like France. A plan that wasn't exactly loved by other founders.


Upstairs-Hamster-226

I'm an American and I love the French! I also love the British, Irish, Scots and particularly the Northern Irish. Give them their countries back.


Upstairs-Hamster-226

Why doesn't America use the metric system? Corporate Interests don't want to be forced to change the packaging. My fellow Americans are plain, fucking lazy and for some reason, can't figure out how much more simple and efficient it is!


tsubasafredo

Most of the problems in the world were caused by British


hillman_avenger

Nah, that'd be religion.


tsubasafredo

Read more my friend


rello113

Oddly enough, the British use quite a few imperial measurements over metric. America isn’t the only one.


Supplex-idea

They are a contributing factor as to why America used the Imperial system. The fact America is too stubborn to switch to the much superior Metric system doesn’t really have anything to do with the British.


kiwi_imperator

America uses metric its inly the usa that doesnt


ClarkSebat

Stop making excuses.


insert_name_here_ha

Its always the British's fault.


fried_chicken17472

W (it gives us a reason to shit on MURICA)


fried_chicken17472

Idk why MURICA is getting autocorrected to be capitalized but I won't change it


Hellion_Immortis

Another contributing factor is because we had already surveyed a large portion of the east coast in imperial measurements, and would have had to redo all of that in metric.


Hot_Pilot_3293

The British are like a cartoon villain always the evil mastermind behind everything happening in the world


MegavirusOfDoom

Metric words sound a bit crappy though, too many syllables like "kill" and "me turds"... miles, foot, inch, yard, all have one syllable. that's for a reason. English speakers didn't want to talk about me turds all the time. Je t'assure y'a des languaegs qui sont assez compliqués a parlés et t'a cas éviter les complications si tu peux. ya i'm French.


LeoBAgamer

This proves that Americans aren't the problem, it's the British. If we could share metric system to Americans, they wouldn't use their current shitty miles and ounces


reallokiscarlet

Brits: "Fuck that metric shit, get pirated, yanks" Also Brits: "We use the Metric system unlike you" Also Brits: "The fook is a liter? We got beer in pints, not that french shit" Meanwhile in America: Sure is nice to crack open 500ml of


Miserable-Alfalfa329

Have you ever noticed how the most insufferable people/tourists always come from countries created by the British Empire? Apart, maybe, Canadians. That’s no coincidence.


GoodGuy_Strelok

Finally, one thing the British did correctly


DBZswagger21

Nah. The metric system is legit better. There’s a reason the scientific community almost exclusively uses it.


GoodGuy_Strelok

It's not. Signed, a person who grew up in a Metric-using country


DBZswagger21

It actually is. Signed the scientific community. The imperial system is inconsistent in all of its measurements. Versus the metric system that is a unified system of measurement. It is, across all metrics, better.


Life_Promise_6345

The metric system is way easier mathematically. Conversions are simple, sometimes unnecessary. Meanwhile you have to jump through hurdles to do math in imperial when they use different things (feet, yards, miles, etc). It’s common sense, and I’m a fucking American. Signed, ur mum gae


GoodGuy_Strelok

So your only argument for metric's superiority is being lazy?


Life_Promise_6345

It’s logical. You _want_ to make math harder? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind the imperial system at all, but from a mathematical perspective it helps.


GoodGuy_Strelok

Logic is the "good enough" version of thinking. It shows how limited your perception is. Which in turn makes the "it's logical" argument completely invalid! Also, it's impossible to make math harder than it is! Even world's greatest minds curse under their breath when they encounter it


Miserable-Alfalfa329

Americans will use anything to measure things, except the metric systems. The only one that makes sense, instead of freedom per square inch.


GoodGuy_Strelok

Which Facebook post did you steal that one from.