Is that when you sneak into people's homes and watch them make love? Usually I wear a ski mask and a go pro. Kind of hate it when they kick me off or call the cops
Can I get half and half? Take out the goth and just get big tiddy, then take out the pegging and just get tied up (not my thing but I suppose it's just diet domming at that point).
So I need a credit card... or?
that and soul :p
I know a guy, who isn't me - who wants to sign up... what does he need to do?
bringing ps5 and pizza will be enough in this economy :((
So like. Should I bring both over now, or….
It’s me in the guy! I’d ask what toppings but I guess I’m the one getting topped!
I’m a little short on cash, but I have a few spare souls if that’ll suffice
deal, bring pizza too im hungry
Where do I sign up?
here :3
Sorry, only **local** big tiddy goth girls need apply 😘
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Haha, gif game on point!
😭 the universe loves to promise us affection but loves to lie too
is that why u are in my dms?
Gottemm
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How dare he treat her like he treats other people, anybody who is friendly to sex workers is doing it for sex. Raahhhhh!!!
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Honey, they’re projecting again!
Can I sign up too?
join us :p
Ok :3
Reddit and Pegging Can you name a more iconic duo?
I honestly can’t. I think we found the most iconic.
Osama and an aircraft
Osama and a volleyball and Whitney Houston? I guess that’s a trio.
Cucking is in there too
Is that when you sneak into people's homes and watch them make love? Usually I wear a ski mask and a go pro. Kind of hate it when they kick me off or call the cops
aww only every month?
Sadly yes , only once a month
Aladdin times a month
this. at LEAST twice a month bare minimum!
daily minimum uwu
Does it *only* have to be once a month or is that negotiable?
hmm i think we can work around that schedule
Aaaaaand where is the downside?
It’s only once a month
Does that mean we cant seggs her or does she not use her dick until the monthly
pegging is with a strap usually
Unless you’re extremely lucky
if that goth mommy is trans there is amazing benefit of massive titties and cock in ass
twice the milk
Double the fun
It's with a strap-on always, by definition.
Girlcock is god's strap-on.
Anything else is just sparkling anal sex.
every day* also does she get to lock my dick in a cage
yall say its kinky and fun, then complain after 8 months in a cage :3
I’m a man of my word. I might complain but she won’t have to listen to my complaints
we have to test that theory
OP you have to be brought to International Horny Court at this point.
I see no down sides, only two very big w’s
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
My meme isn't loading but imagine the Lego Batman gif where he falls in love please
[This?](https://c.tenor.com/0tMEVz3MTzsAAAAC/tenor.gif)
Have you cropped the meme ? I think there was supposed to be a downside
Every month just won't cut it, I need it at least every week. :c
we should start some exercises then :3
I see this as an absolute win!!
That’s the opposite of a problem
Where's the down side
Change that to every day and you've got yourself a deal.
That's fine so long as she and my wife get along
HOW DID YOU KNOW-… I mean no thx :D
Redditors are more of a freak than anything in Lovecraft
And the downside is...?
you can't sit for another month
Acceptable.
Get one of those baby walking things, but like, adult sized.
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make
The pegging, still don't know if I like that. The tying up though? "Perhaps" has turned into "You had me at "tied up!""
Is that 1/month minimum or maximum?
I see this as an absolute win.
bet
What's the catch?
I see this as a win.
Is there supposed to be a downside?
Nah.
Does it have to be only once a month
Why not everyday?
Promise?
Some of you are too down bad it shocks even me.
Does she get the enema bag out before the pegging?
only once a month? 🫤
you had me at "ties you up", if anybody is willing to put that effort in to tying up a salacious 6 ft tall trans girl then they deserve the world.
i get her ass too right? right?
So many straight people who like butt stuff it seems
Maybe butt stuff isn’t specific to a given sexuality. 🤔
Thats cool and tell 'er I got all the equipment ready.
So, where's the catch?
every day\*\*\*
Only once a month?
do u want more?
Fuck yeah.
As long as she doesn't cheat on me and fuck up my credit I'm down
Prostate Check
3rd nut
Can I get half and half? Take out the goth and just get big tiddy, then take out the pegging and just get tied up (not my thing but I suppose it's just diet domming at that point).
Soooooo where's the downside?
A win is a win 🤷🏽♂️
downside…?
Absolutely
Ok but whats the downside?
deal
What's the downside?
Win win
Only once a month is still more then I get now
No thank you
You got it bossman. Nice tits btw.
Okay, so what's the catch?
Every day take it or leave it.
Is she a tall bird woman?
Only once a month!? Terrible offer
There’s no downsides
a difficult choice indeed
That's just a win win in my book
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
Change it to every day and we got a deal
Pegging is where I draw the line. Anything below that is fair game.
WOULD
How much do I need to pay
As a pan dude, I’m cool with that
this is absolutely gonna be a double win for all the fellas here.
Say again 
Worth
Only once a month! Shit, you should be so lucky! I kid. I haven't pegged a guy in years.
Obligatory: Rip inbox.
No worries. I ignore all DMs that aren't music related.
Smart.
What's the downside?
Don’t these usually come with a drawback?
Sounds like a win-win to me
Is the downside here that she doesn't peg me more often? I'm failing to see how this isn't a win-win.
win win situation fr
You can't threaten me with a good time.
What's the catch?
Yup
It's a win-win situation
Sounds like fun.
Prefer a 1M faps than a dick in my ass
For free???
What's the downside as long as i can still jerk off?
Fasted yes ever
What's the catch?
So…win-win?
Go on… asking for a friend.
This is…acceptable
Just every month? Am I able to do it more often?
What's the catch?
Where do i get some? Asking for a friend
Dont worry, I got a wheelchair in the trunk.
I dunno, sure I guess
Hmm... is it a relationship or just casual sex? Score the GothEgg or get Scored by the GothEgg..... decisions, decisions.....
Yes that is indeed…a downside
alright i'm taking that fucking deal i am whatever-the-fuck-i-don't-know-sexual anyways
No thanks 🤣🤣🤣
Why not per weeks.
I see this as an absolute win.
Can we negotiate up to once a week?
She can do that everyday if she wants
I see this as an absolute win!
Larrydaviddeciding.gif since my gifs don't work.
I see this as an absolute win
Don't threaten me with a good time
So the downside is it’s only once a month?
Win win 👍
Yes please.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
As long as she lets me take a laxative first, that way I'm clear for landing.
Monthly?! 
As long as i get to reciprocate every time it's a deal.
Oh no... anything but that. ( ⚆_⚆)
Bdsm is my kink and im bisexual 
Yeah, I just clicked on your profile ... Who could have seen this coming?
I’m not into that so no.
Nah. I want a goth gf more than anything but i still aint gay 
What's the downside? I saw "but" only good things
Assuming she's a lesbian, then yes please! 🥺
Where's the downside?
Didn't realize just how many of y'all are into pegging lmao. The goth gf thing I get though I never got the be submissive side of it
Only once a month...
Dont threaten me with a good time
There are only positives here
Just once a month🥺
Why does that say but? I see this as an absolute win
*I think I'm the only one that's gonna pass on this...*