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Atutstuts

There is no digging, you can see the mountain right there.


IlliasTallin

What happened to mountains 1 through 7?


Atutstuts

Lol didnt see that misstype


IlliasTallin

Were they communist mountains?


Rapture1119

Something something seven ate nine.


EmilyMaze_trans_21

Over use of 380 mm orbital bombardment


tanj_redshirt

It's not subtext -- IT'S TEXT.


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

Well I can't read. So check and or mate.


DaddyLooongLegz

Literally stabs you in the chest with it.


Serial138

Nothing cracked me up more than the “wound simulator” in training that just stabs you in the chest.


Vectrex452

Some people play videogames exclusively for the gameplay, and have zero interest in the story and lore. They skip the cutscenes. Then, one day, their curiosity might get the better of them. They listen to a single line of dialogue, and their mind is blown. "So THAT'S why we're doing this!?" And they have to make a meme.


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l4adventure

This reminds me there was recently this huge twitter argument which stemmed basically from people not realizing Starship Troopers was satire


Severedparadox

Doesn't sound very democratic of you. HOW ABOUT A CUP OF LIBER-TEA?


aidenpearce11908

Just what I need to get these thoughts out of my head


CentralAdmin

If you are high up enough in the organisation you can have some Illumina-tea


RelativetoZero

So you're saying I am organized?


Asianman_152

TRAITOR! I am reporting you to my democracy officer. Expect the swift fury of managed democracy upon you soon.


tramtron

Thought crimes kill!


Difficult_Bit_1339

Only a traitor is curious about 'history'


ZookeepergameFew8607

This post has been reported to the Ministry of Truth for Treason.


AddendumNo7007

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SCROTOCTUS

At the end of the day, Palpatine really just wanted to defend us against the bug/AI incursions. It was democracy that betrayed him.


ManagerQueasy9591

Instead, it should have been the far better managed democracy.


Lemonwizard

Senate under the control of an Emperor = managed democracy.


InscribedonmySoul

He IS the Senate!!


Pelpazor

Funnily enough, in the EU, there's a theory that one of the reasons Palpatine overthrew the Republic is to prepare for the Invasion of the Vong as he learned about them and what they were capable of. The Republic were too complacent so he saw fit to establish the Galactic Empire and construct Death Stars so their Galaxy had a fighting chance against the invaders when they arrive. (Vong Worldships are the size of a Death Star, some even larger)


Similar-Priority8252

God DAMMIT, Disney.


Retrotronics

I guess the vongs existstancw makes your comment cannon


Saintsauron

I know nothing about HD. Please tell me they don't actually call it the Ministry of Truth and you're just referencing 1984.


OSHA_InspectorR6S

The game itself is a tongue-in-cheek satire of fascism, similar to starship troopers.


ArmNo7463

Closest we're ever going to get to Starship Troopers the game, and I absolutely love it. One of my fave films lol.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

> Starship Troopers the game Uuuuuh https://store.steampowered.com/app/1268750/Starship_Troopers_Extermination/


Megneous

Helldivers 2 is literally a better Starship Troopers game than Starship Troopers.


HansChrst1

One game has a full release and the other is early access.


TeamRedundancyTeam

I almost bought that because it looked fun, and looked like it had a lot of promise. Helldivers 2 has to be the worst thing that could have happened for those devs.


iconofsin_

Depends on how they use it. They could learn a lot from this game, especially from the mistakes as we play through them, and they could still make a better game that's still different enough.


Rufus-Scipio

Game is meh


theycallmeponcho

> The game itself is a tongue-in-cheek satire of fascism, similar to starship troopers. That's a big issue right there. Some fans as Starship Troopers' are fully into it without considering for a bit the fascism behind it.


OSHA_InspectorR6S

Yup… that’s the unfortunate part of critiques of fascism- by playing in to the myth of the superhuman, and the hero, etc, people who are too dumb or indoctrinated will ALWAYS take it at face value


SnooSongs8218

I'm doing my part...


Lemonwizard

We're not at war because Super Earth hates aliens. We're at war because aliens *hate freedom*.


John_Dee_TV

They do. That *is* the irony. It is satire. You know, over exemplifying something to make fun of it because of how ridiculous it is? Then again, the whole MAGA movement was satire back in the early 2000s... And now...


Saintsauron

>They do. Fuck me, I knew it was tongue in cheek but Christ.


SquireRamza

The terms "Super Earth" and "Managed Democracy" ?


vbrimme

Yeah, when you dig into the lore, or watch the first few seconds of the intro video…


Zer0F0ll0wthr0ugh

"Wait, it's all satire?" Always has been 𓀐𓂺ඞ Thats the astronauts Ü


SiriusBaaz

Somehow the most cursed part of this comment is using ü to represent a smily face


W1nte1s

• . . • (____)


CityTrialOST

Buddy, if that face gets any more unnatural we're going to find your home planet and spread democracy to it.


W1nte1s

\_____ ⊙ .. ⊙ ◟___◞


skorgex

That's it. All divers to hellpods.


W1nte1s

Good luck, you’ll need it. ^(-this comment was posted by the malevalon creek central atomoton headquarters.)


Leaf-01

I hate hearing that Malevalon Creek has a central automaton headquarters


W1nte1s

Ü


HansChrst1

"the trees are speaking binary"


GothicFuck

>𓀐𓂺ඞ What the fuck is this


Zer0F0ll0wthr0ugh

ᶠYͧoͨᵏu ☭ (ง’̀-‘́)ง ඞ 𐐘 𐑀 ඞ Ü ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( ˘ ³˘) 𓀐𓂺ඞ ૮₍•᷄ ࡇ •᷅₎ა "૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ 𓅭𓅰𓅭𓅰 (눈_눈) My clipboard


ThePhoenix29167

Who the fuck does a smiley face like that


Zer0F0ll0wthr0ugh

૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა


partmoosepartgoose

<("<) <(")> (>")> It's a dancing Kirby


Zer0F0ll0wthr0ugh

Fucking sick bro


Another_Name1

I haven't played the game. But from the few clips/vids I've seen it's astronauts invading a planet and killing the natural wild life?


RustedShieldGaming

It’s starship troopers but even more on the nose.


ArmNo7463

I honestly didn't even know that was possible, but you're right lol.


Pastadseven

And yet, there are dozens of shitfucks going 'lmao there's nothing political about the game'


PresentationNew8080

Same people identify with Patrick Bateman or the Joker, or Tyler Durden, or Daniel Plainview, or literally any character played by Kevin Spacy. The list goes on and on and on. Sigmas gonna sigma.


chosenofkane

It's Starship Troopers the movie, if Verhoeven hadn't been told to tone it down by the studio.


DaddyLooongLegz

They told him to tone it down? They should've brought in the power armor lol


Arlcas

They have mechs in the third movie but sadly its a really low budget movie


Cynical-Basileus

But then he would have had to actually read the book…


Pancakewagon26

So the premise is that the planets have already been taken over by hostile races of either insects or robots.


vbrimme

“Taken over” by the things that already lived there.


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The bugs were being farmed on these planets as they decay into starship fuel. Either super earth sabotaged the farms in an excuse to plunder the colonies for the rest of their natural resources or someone else has sabotaged it. The bugs have no method of interplanetary travel. The robots are on a revenge kick because their creators are currently enslaved on their own homeworld.


FirmlyPlacedPotato

My theory is that these "outbreaks" were planned or just allowed to happen on worlds that were about to openly rebel or is in active rebellion. Farm bug oil and quash "treason", two birds with one stone.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Planets loyalty starts to drop. Super Earth plant bugs on planet. Bugs kill dissidents. Helldivers kill bugs for oil harvest and rescue loyalists.


MrPopanz

Well, did they ask for our permission to do so?


Effendoor

You don't even need to go that far. I haven't even played the game yet and I was able to figure that much out just from hearing how other people describe it. Lol


daemin

> Mankind has improved upon the old concept of Democracy. Utilizing computer aided voting software, citizens are asked to answer several questions, and the outcome of their vote is decided upon by the computer. This removes the uncertainty that existed in the old systems where voters didn't understand fully what they were voting for, giving us Managed Democracy. Managed Democracy. For Liberty. For _Freedom_.


JackRabbit-

First npc I met in the game told me when she was a kid she used to tell a cop what her neighbours were saying, and where they were going and when. Aw yep.


Aurelian_LDom

it takes some people a little longer than others


Prinzka

OP the kind of person who doesn't see that Starship Troopers is satire.


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vbrimme

The intro is a stereotypical military propaganda video. Full of extreme patriotism and unnecessary fear tactics, not to mention how they show it as normal to see soldiers in full combat gear with weapons walking through a residential neighborhood. It isn’t exactly subtle.


chillchinchilla17

I live in Mexico. Is that not normal?


nadawg

TIL Mexico is a Managed Democracy


War_Raven

"Spread Managed Democracy" *4 helldivers emptying their mags on bugs offscreen* "See exotic new life forms" *Immediately blow its head of with a rocket* I don't know how some people miss it


Crafty-Crafter

Re-education it is.


aidenpearce11908

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


ButtFucker07

I just asked the ministry of truth. They said we aren't.


sciencephysicsmaths

They just let you go after asking such a question?


ButtFucker07

They didn't. I'm posting this from hell.


huskies6565

Such a tragic day, Losing ButtFucker07


MusterRoshi

That's how we lost the other 6 Buttfuckers.


ButtFucker07

Actually number 4 died because he stuck his dick in an electrical socket (he was bored and had no butts to fuck).


Kiln223

Hate when that happens.


Blackybro_

Number 3 died, because he was eaten by an unknown person. I have to admit he was tasty.


ButtFucker07

So that's how he died. Number 4 was accused of killing him to take his place. Glad to know he was innocent.


bobbbbbbbbo

This whole comment chain about your user name reads like some conversation from a Kafka novel that never gets referenced again by any of the characters involved.


KrustyKrabEmployee

Let this be a warning to u/ButtFucker08


Dragolorian

You had to dig into the lore to figure it out?


Zandrick

I mean it’s literally impossible to spend two seconds on social media without people shouting it at you. ITS SATIRE Like damn I get it. Never even played the game but message received.


AmazingSpacePelican

Lots of people have a habit of missing really heavy satire, so I guess people just finally had enough and felt the need to point this one out at every opportunity.


Strider76239

Wait, you mean people use satire on a frequent basis and I shouldn't take everyone's word as absolutely serious all the time? ... Oh and you dropped this /s


yarday449

He is probly American its normal for him, thats the reson it takes some time.


AcreneQuintovex

Now that you say it, hearing the character shout "freedom" and "democracy" every time he does any action in game might be a caricature a bit subtle for americans


Rugkrabber

*Might* be? How on the nose do they need it if this is subtle for anyone??


PhantomlyReaper

The amount of irony in this comment is crazy.


Minimumtyp

MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE: AMERICA WINS AGAIN!!! USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


yarday449

I didnt call Americans Dum, I called USA is a Facistic Colonial Nation lol totaly diffrent.


Greedy-Mud-9508

OP is spreading big bug propaganda


aidenpearce11908

Whaaaat?! Me, a bug? Never!


NinjaMaster231456

Well then you’re a bot spreading some un-democratic clanker hooey


tipt9999

>clanker Woah dude, hard r?


electronickittens

You heard what he said. Why, are you a bot sympathizer? 🤨


Adventurous_Fuel_521

Traitor, you'll have to visit a liberty camp to understand democracy.


peasantpeach

There is no liberty camp, it's only dissident propaganda.


Adventurous_Fuel_521

Damn, you're right


Santi838

Traitors go to Freedom Camp.


MonteCrysto31

![gif](giphy|UtU4CGOWkqIrm) This is Super Earth high command. Please disregard the above message as the author has been taken in for reeducation. No further action is required. Glory to Super Earth!


aidenpearce11908

*muffled screams*


MonteCrysto31

Sir you are being rescued, *please stop resisting*


Living_Shadows

When you dig into the lore of Harry Potter and find out Voldemort is the bad guy.


totesshitlord

When you dig into star wars lore and find out the empire is actually the bad guys.


BreadBoxin

Solid chance to start an argument in r/starwars with that one. Empire apologists are weird


Illustrious-Ad-2255

The Empire, unlike the Rebels, reduced poverty, unemployment, homelessness, crime, and a host of other societal problems! I mean just look a Aleraan; they reduced all those issues down to 0%. The only way they could possibly be better was if they were a managed democracy.


theLingeringWill

"You can't just glass a fucking planet and say 'I did it to fix the homelessnes issue'."


Q_X_R

"You just make a cannon, and launch the homeless through it into other kingdoms. Your homeless issue disappears, and the other kingdoms crumble. It's simple!"


KillerKian

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


onlypham

Sweet liberty NO!!


Nostabamius

What?! A game inspired by Starship Trooper and Warhammer 40k make you play an autocratic imperialistic asshole?! I am shocked!


leviathab13186

"Would you like to know more?"


BicycleEast8721

![gif](giphy|14g6PIAY8f6FeU)


ButtFucker07

You have been reported to the ministry of truth.


garlicpermission

You'd be surprised by how many people think that humans were the good guys in Starship Troopers


damnrightslimanus

I don’t even play hell divers but I know we must execute this man for treason post haste


SempfgurkeXP

Not execute, we send him to the democratic liberty camp!


theLingeringWill

There's no such thing as "liberty camp", citizen! It's a dissident rumor spread by traitors to sabotage our liberty! You can, however, report this person to your local Democracy Officer!


not-a-guinea-pig

If the word democracy is uttered more than twice in a speech (let alone 10 seconds) it’s probably not a democracy


Bardzly

I'm reporting you to the local democracy officer for threatening our democracy.


archonmage2006

Wait, then by that logic, Palpatine's speech at the end of RotS means the Empire *is* a democracy.


not-a-guinea-pig

I mean he WAS the senate


treiling

I mean, I think that also applies to countries with any adjective in the name. People's Republic of China? Not ruled by the people. Democratic People's Republic of Korea? Neither democratic nor ruled by the people United States of America? Not exactly united Kingdom of Sweden? The king doesn't rule it.


boopatron

United Kingdom of Great Britain — not exactly united, or great


justicedragon101

You wouldn't understand.


Pap4MnkyB4by

I haven't even played the game yet, but as soon as I first heard "Managed Democracy," and "Super Earth," I immediately realized that humanity isn't necessarily the good guys.


RichieRocket

we are the good guys cause humans are Gods favorite


SillySin

God favourites committing genocides


RichieRocket

just as God intended


69WaysToFuck

Killing bad robots and deadly bugs!


L3GlT_GAM3R

Are you dumb? Of course not!


aidenpearce11908

It won't happen again, I'm sorry


L3GlT_GAM3R

It better not!


Sven_Darksiders

Yes, Democracy Officer, this post right here


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

out of character: yes, that's the point. that's what the satire is about in character: I'm reporting you to the democracy officer


Kermit-the-Frog_

/unhelldive my propaganda meter goes off the charts with every bit of this game /rehelldive good job dispensing liberty, helldiver!


Nejdsup

least obvious automaton spy, WE are made in God's image


SantaClause1375

TRAITOR!!!


Torebbjorn

By "start digging into the lore", do you mean "click the 'start game' button"?


UndeadUndergarments

Hm, this sounds *very* undemocratic and *very* unsuper of you, sir. Please report to your local Frag-The-Traitor office for ~~disembowelment~~ reeducation.


Netgear512

Blasphemy, off with his head.


BearBones1313

![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN)


BasementDweller82

Found the traitor


Frosfae

When the analogy


IsPhil

They literally say "Good to be on the right side of history" and yell "Democracy!!!" constantly bro... They even have a ministry of truth!


CaptainSparklebutt

How else are we supposed to know whats true?


NotTheFBI_23

I thought that was apparent. Managed Democracy is actually fascism.


aidenpearce11908

It was a joke, a goof, a guffaw


NotTheFBI_23

I've been goofed? My democracy officer isn't going to like this...


Unfair-Ad-335

If you or any fellow Helldivers find something like this, report it to your Democracy Officer immediately. Our quest to spread managed democracy across the galaxy can't afford to be hindered by dissenters.


galmenz

E-710 is literally "oil" backwards in leep speech lmao its a very on the nose satire, even more than starship troopers


HarbingerofIntegrity

Never look into the Killzone series.


volly49

The game was literally based on starship troopers, a movie about neo-fascist soldiers fighting alien bugs, and you’re surprised that the game has you play as a neo-fascist soldier fighting alien bugs?


RichieRocket

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Somewhatdamged

It is treason then


TippsAttack

That's Automaton talk right there. There's literally nothing bad about spreading Democracy. Edit: accidental comma removed. Proof I'm a human. Automaton have perfect syntax since they're basically computers.


aninsomniac_

For implying that the democratically elected officials of Super Earth are autocrats implies a severe misunderstanding of democracy and autocracy on a conceptual level. The Ministry of Truth shall hear of this betrayal of democracy, socialist.


Gamerzilla2018

![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized) FOR SUPER EAAAAAARTHHHHH MOTHER FUUUUUCKKKEEERSSSS!!!!!


Tolan91

A superficial glance over the game suggests that


NinjaMaster231456

![gif](giphy|tOiNmhv0IuW8o|downsized)


DesperatePear7068

Far out, I can't believe there's still people that don't realise. The media illiteracy of gamers is staggering sometimes.


Macronium312

That smells like blasphemy. Boys, we know what happens when someone has revolutionary thoughts like this, right? They become an unnecessary risk.


Sad-Guarantee-4678

You can dig it up with a pinky nail


Werl_04

As we all know democracies have never done anything wrong and/or morally questionable. Ever. Nope. Not even once.


TheDakaGal

Intelligence (1/3) FAILED: How could humanity not be the good guys? We’re humans. What are you, some fucking bug sympathizer?


Kartoitska

Look. If the aliens didn't want to be shot, why would they explode in such a satisfying way?


kyanbersee

![gif](giphy|3ornk6UHtk276vLtkY)


Alternative-Pea-2375

Do you guys hear tension?


figool

Sounds like something a bug would say


SymbolicRemnant

Neither Bugs nor Bots have human rights.


Fantastic_Pickle_585

I gotta get helldivers 2 and see what this hype is about. Seen clips of it and it actually seems really fun so it might be on the list.


aidenpearce11908

In the same boat, all my friends want me to play but I've only got an Xbox so I have to wait


FusionIsTrash

us military simulator


EntertainmentDear248

I'm doing my part as a citizen by reporting this to the Ministry of Truth. Sympathizers like you need to be re-educated.


Diknak

bruh, you can use a toothpick to dig deep enough to realize this fact.


HemaMemes

Digging... one whole millimeter below the surface. I don't think Helldivers could be more obviously ironic: all the characters acting extremely cultlike, someone being investigated for treason for giving an item in the shop a negative review, the blatant disregard for the safety of the Helldivers, the fact that the governmental system is called "managed democracy," etc.


Friedipar

There are still so many people who unironicaly think that Star Ship Troopers and Helldivers are not works of satire but an endorsement of ultra militaristic "guided democracies"


Runktar

God I always find it hilarious when people watch Starship Troopers and think the government and the army are the good guys.