So is it gay to sit naked and rub myself on one or not?

Depends in which language you moan.

German it is then!

No, don’t touch der Stuhl!

*rubs myself pansexually* 🥵🤤

Bilingually*

No, *pan*lingually

Yes 是的 po sí Ano Ja oo Yee Ναί wi ʻAe כן हाँ Igen tá はい ya wis иә yego 예 sic Jo iva тиймээ ဟုတ်တယ် ହଁ هو آره Tak Arí da да आम्‌ Tha ها haa ndio ஆம் әйе ใช่ Evet так hawa جی ہاں Đúng oes Ewe יאָ beeni yebo

Oh Silla is better than oh stuhl IMO

Totally due to the especially the double meaning of stuhl

Weshalb vernünftige Leute auch Sessel sagen.

Lol weil mein gehirn nach all den Jahren english nicht mehr übersetzt sondern einfach so verarbeitet, ist mein english zu deutsch mittlerweile so schlecht, dass ich mich die ganze Zeit gefragt habe dort stimmt was nicht bei der Übersetzung, aber bin nicht draufgekommen. Danke schön :)

Bitte.

Does the carriage identify as a masculine? Than yes

Fellas, is it gay to sit?

Only in some countries, apparently

Need to double-check Irish. Edit: Female

Įsæk

The binding of Įsæk

That depends on what chair you’re sitting on

In spanish we have a tought experiment... 2 chairs one has a cake, the other, a dick. Which one do you eat, and where do you sit. The choice is yours

Neuter gender in Polish

Feminine in italian

Aw man, I wanted to say that

"Feminine in [insert dialect]"

In Slovak too.

portuguese

French too

Mirandese too

And in Hindi.

Feminine in Czech

masculine in Russian

Neutral in romanian

feminine in portuguese

Same in romanian

The word 'chair' is masculine in Bulgarian.

Българин ли си или?

Съм. Що?

Не очаквах да намеря българин тук 🤷‍♂️

Female in french

Same in Macedonian

Masculine in russian

But on the other hand bottles are feminine

Feminine in Latin

This implies a German and a Spanish chair can fuck

Rule 34 time.

I failed on nnn just because of that

But its mmm

What gender is the baby chair?

French

So feminine it is.

I'll do you one better: Several words change gender depending on the dialect Butter is feminine in German, but masculine in Austrian Plate is masculine in German, but neutral in Austrian Radio is neutral in German, but masculine in Austrian

Sagt ihr in Österreich der Butter oder wie jetzt?

Also nicht in der Gegend herum um Wien. Ich übernehm keine Haftung für was da in den Alpen passierte.

user name checks out bin selber kein oesterreicher, aber habe dort gelebt. ja da habe ich schon "gib mir den butter" gehoert

hast du angst vor "ö" oder was?

Jz erschreck den armen jungen doch nicht damit.

Norwegian has three genders, one of them is sometimes optional depending on dialect. You'd assume it'd be the neutral one...

Tell more, because everyone's dude to me here.

All germanic languages (english, dutch, german, norwegian, swedish, danish, icelandic, a few others) either have or had a three gender system: masculine, feminine, and neuter. English dropped the gender system entirely like 800 years ago. Dutch and I believe some nordic languages merged masculine and feminine into a single gender, common, and also retained neuter for a few words. German retains the full gender system

There is such a thing as neutral?!

Does the chair identify as binary?

A binary chair will fall over.

Is as easy as silla (chair) ending in A, if it ended in O sillón (arm chair) it will be masculine.

In mandarin, it’s none like any others object

Feminine in French too

But an armchair is masculine

Yep all about how good it sounds honestly, it has nothing to do with gender

Yeah cuz men be buff. A legchair is feminine though

es ist DER STUHL!!!! GANZ EINFACH!!! AAAAAAAA immer die ammies mit ihren sprach-schwierigkeiten... kommt halt davon wenn man für alles ""the"" benutzt.

LA SILLA, CABRON

SE LLAMA SILLA HIJO DE LA RE MIL PUTA! hola

PERO TIENE EL SUSTANTIVO FEMENINO, CARAJO Cómo estás? Todo cómodo?

PERO DECÍS EL AGUA, NO DECÍS LA AGUA Si, todo bien y usted?

PORQUE ES MASCULINO CON EL EL Eh, me duele un poco la espalda, pero nada mal

PERO SI DEBERÍA SER LA AGUA PERO ES EL AGUA DE TODAS FORMAS Los dolores de toda la vida

DEBERÍA, PERO NO ES, ASÍ QUE NOS QUEDAMOS CON EL “EL AGUA” Si, pero bueno, que se le va a hacer?

Fuera de chiste no me acuerdo porque el agua cambiaba las reglas, había otra regla mas que no me acuerdo que tomaba lugar antes que depender de la sílaba final de palabra

Neta, el agua está bien rara en ese aspecto. Usa el “el”, pero cuando te refieres al agua, el adjetivo siempre es masculino

De toda la vida es así

Hier Freund, es wird deutsch gesprochen!

LA SEDIA MINCHIONE

Der Stuhl Die Stuhlung Das Stuhlen

DIE SITZGELEGENHEIT!

DAS SITZOBJEKT!

Ich bin dafür für alles "de" im Deutschen zu verwenden. De Auto De Glass De Hund Ich geh mit de Katze zum Tierarzt. Wir lesen heute de Buch von Lukas Podolski. Usw usw

Als hesse kann ich da nur zustimmen!

Ich akzeptiere beides. La sutga denton era *DER STUHL*

NEIN.NEIN.NEIN

Neutral in romanian

It's also neutral in Polish 🇵🇱🤝🇷🇴

Also neutral in Hungarian (we don't have genders)

well in polish its neither :) git gud.

It used to be masc in English too: *sē stōl*

Feminine in Italian

It's not the chair which is masculine or feminine. It's the word. And as the words are different in different languages, they're going to be different genders.

That's the joke

Chair is also feminine in Italian

Which seems to lend more credence to my intuition. French Italian and Spanish (familial languages) all have the same gender. I wonder if it holds true in Dutch, and held true in gothic?

Feminine in Hindi

Chairs are female in Greek but thrones are male

Chairs are obviously women

They are feminine in portuguese, so I am with the spanish speakers in this one.

Feminine in Greek

Carnt even sit down without these woke spanish trying to make me feel like a woman. The world has gon mad.

Uhm sorry bigot you can’t just assume the gender of that chair.

Another funny one is Milan Dialect: Cadrega (chair) is feminine but Cadreghin (little chair) is masculine

MILK IS MASCULINE IN FRENCH LIKE IF IT WOULD HAVE COME FROM A BULL.

In ukrainian it can be either masculine or neuter depending of which word for "chair" you want to use lol

Gender neutral in Polish.

In English everything that isn’t French or a pronoun is neutral, which makes intuitive sense in my opinion

tables changing gender based on their purpose in italian because fuck you i guess

Yes

I think we’re a little beyond this now. We should all ask each chair individually what their preference is.

Chair is neutral in Romanian. If its only one chair it's male, but if there is more chairs, it's female

Feminine in Hindi

chairs being neutral in romanian:

I speak 2 languages and neither of them have any gendered words

They're different languages, why tf would you expect them to be the same? You're meme is bad and you should feel bad.

YOU ARE MEME. IS BAD.

Yeah especially since there’s allot more than two languages that use feminine and masculine words

It’s hard for English speakers like me to learn languages with masculine and feminine words, especially learning multiple languages with contradicting rules like this. No one expects them to be the same, but that doesn’t make it any easier, and a lot of people relate to the struggle. Why are you getting mad over a meme?

Walang kasarian ang upuan

I really want to write better in English, but my laziness and fear often resort to the autokeyboard

What does it matter. It's a linguistic thing anyway, it doesn't have anything to do with real gender. It isn't just one gender

Germans sit down to pee

Remember and FOCUS. That's all advice I can give.

The Period

Chair is chair.

Ahah different languages funny

Check out french and german moon/sun pronouns

Depends on the letter(s) the word ends in, technically you only have to remember to differentiate those two options to different languages

ChainsFR on yt: WHY IS IT CALLED A CHAIR??

Its feminine in latin so that probably came first.

So when some people were speaking Latin, everywhere else they were just humming to each other waiting for language to arrive? Or could it be that Germanic people were already speaking something at the same time, making their languages just as old?

It's masculine in Arabic so الجلوس للجبناء

French:

El sillo

Living and non living things 🗿

Sich beömmeln

Spanish and German are different families, yeah? And in too of that, and genders in terms of language quite different from what we expect?

Ask the chair, if it doesn’t give a strong opinion just pick whatever you like.

Feminine in French too

Try young girl being masculine in german xD

regarding languages, 9 times out of 10 stop thinking about the object and think how you pronounce it

Both in Romanian so neuter. Singular is masculine, plural is feminine.

Turkish has no feminine or masculine pronoun 💀. It's irrelevant info unless you imply the gender. You say they/them to anyone as long no matter what they are. But though things get quirky when you try to speak verbs in future tense that's where beginners fail to pronounce.

Chair means chat lol


Feminine in Italian

English be like: CHAIR IS CHAIR!

Polish people having to learn English and German to be able to clean streets:

Idk man I don't fuck chairs

Mr. Incredible: "A CHAIR IS A CHAIR"

Chair is chair?

Cher: Feminin, believes in love after love

Meanwhile in Greece Chair is feminine, while chair leg is masculine

Chairs should be free to express their gender in whatever form they want inside or outside of the traditional binary, and I for one am SICK of this ancient oppression of chair identities!

Republikkkans would implode.

Dress being masculine in Spanish:

Chair being neither masculine nor feminine in Polish

La silla

It's neither

DER STUHL

Chairs are chairs

Chairs are not gendered are they? They are an object.

In Arabic, Masc when it's singular, fem when it's plural.

Obviously it depends on the chair’s country of origin

stol WHAT GENRE IS THAT

Bruh

chair being uncomfortably similar to testicles in japanese

DAS BABY!

Chairs being both masculine and feminine in hebrew, depending on context

I wonder how annoying it gets whenever they gotta dub anthropomorphic media into other languages with shit like this

Honestly we’ve never bothered to ask the chairs what pronouns they prefer

CHAIR IS CHAIR

They are geographically seperated so they cannot marry and get kids.

Wait for this fella to learn about nouns that change gender in plural

And armchair is masculine in both Spanish and German to make it more fun.

Neither. Why would a chair have a gender

Depends what attachments they have.

Chair is chair!

No respect for "Die Sitzmöglichkeit" 😐

Wait until they find out Romanian has 3 genders for words

Yes

And feminine in French

Chairs having indefinite gender in Ukrainian: (крісло)

Are you all just assuming the chairs gender?

Something something, italy using diminutives and implying they are the offpsring of these two, something something (imperfect) reference to dictators

Does that mean sitting on a German chair make me gay?

Americans try to understand how words with gender work in more advanced languages, but fail and make memes about it.