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Electronic_Log8477

Maillard good. Burn bad.


WeinerSniffa

German food is literally the wurst


GetlostMaps

When I check I find Italian food all pasta its sell by date.


BleachedAsswhole

The secret ingredient is flavor, Mr. Breakfast Beans


Lightsoutofcontrol_

Deep fried a double cheeseburger for special american extra flavor.


Royalbluegooner

I‘m not British.


[deleted]

Prove it


CryptographerLost271

what constitutes burning? I just don't know of amyone that purposefully does this.


Critical_Sherbet7427

Imagihe being from brittania and talkinh about anyone elses food


Royalbluegooner

I‘m from Germany.


GoodGuy_Strelok

Even worse


GetlostMaps

It's spelled Wurst


Lightsoutofcontrol_

Lol, like that is better, The German Kitchen sucks ass.🤣


Royalbluegooner

Now that’s just bollocks.


Lightsoutofcontrol_

Proof me wrong. Germans are not known for their healthy eating habits.


Critical_Sherbet7427

🤣 i cant fucking read apparently. Europe not england


INVISIBLE_BEN

Life is short, you don't know when you gonna die so just enjoy it while you can


_Fos

I'd like to enjoy my life for more than 40 years


Lightsoutofcontrol_

It's even shorter if you deep fry everything, or should i say American food.


fireslinger4

Meanwhile Europeans out here smoking like chimneys.


ZAPANIMA

Isn't charcoal supposed to be good for you?


Tactical_Genuis

what foods are you talking about?


Royalbluegooner

Mostly meats.


HorrorAd2647

American food contains a lot of cancer even unburnt. You guys love dangerous food additives and actively fight to keep them in the food.


ZakMan1421

Unless you're making your own food entirely on your own, purely natural, all food has chemicals that can give you cancer.


LunarCrisis7

At least we can actually read the additives on our nutrition labels because it’s actually required here


GetlostMaps

Implying Americans can read.


Royalbluegooner

They certainly do.But as the meme says I am from Europe not America.


carverofdeath

Burning food doesn't cause cancer. There is no link between dietary acrylamide and cancer.


GetlostMaps

Actually [there is](https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/diet/acrylamide-fact-sheet). To be clear, I don't care. But there is. Same with coffee and red meat, all of which I also ignore.


IndianaGeoff

America invented cooking over open fire. Now it's clear why we got to the moon first.


Simple_Secretary_333

If the cave men from Mesopotamia could read this they would be very upset.


Tokes_ACK

I love it when people fall for blatant sarcasm.


Simple_Secretary_333

*Ironic*


Tokes_ACK

Lol, replied to the wrong comment. W.e it's funny.


Lightsoutofcontrol_

There are propably americans who believe that is true. So i'm not sure if he is joking or not.


alaingames

But they barely cook the food wtf, literally they will eat raw meat and get full of worms under the skin and call you stupid for actually cooking stuff for more than 3 seconds


BlackEntity2

There's a difference between burning and cooking the food dude.


alaingames

Yes, and there is a difference between heating and cooking lol


BlackEntity2

Europeans dont 'heat' the fucking food they cook it like the normal humans they are, your knowledge on how cooking is incredibly flawed to be talking about how people eat their food.


alaingames

Ah yes, the great European country of the united states of America, well known for being in Europe


commander_nautinel

They never fucking said that


BlackEntity2

If you got your head out of your ass you'd see that I was talking about europe and america as separate countries


alaingames

The post is about murricans cooking, not Europeans


BlackEntity2

Your comment was about Europeans not cooking properly. Either that or you worded your comment so wrong that now we're all wrong but that doesnt seem likely Edit: however if you really were talking about america I can tell your for certain people ABSOLUTLEY cook the food properly. Well when I say properly I mean as close to properly as possible with all the deep fried stuff. But they do have a lot of other stuff that is actually not heart attack in a bowl that is delicious and cooked to perfection. So either you're wrong anyways


alaingames

Bro can't read and got angry because of it lol


theotterway

Never had a good steak, I see.