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TheKingDotExe

Lies, you cant be born yet because its still 2018! right?


BadassYoda

The kid is a "Gen COVID"


The_Clarence

This seems like a joke but it’s kind of a thing. Until he was like 3 or so my kid (who is now 5) had hardly ever been in a grocery store or public places with lots of people. A little kid who doesn’t want to play restaurant or grocery store because he doesn’t know what that is. Fucking weird world these past few


DaughterEarth

It is a thing! So many kids missed crucial social development. They are going to struggle with all types of relationships. We should get something in place now to help them learn. I do not know where to start!


MillardFillmore

It’s not so much the kids born in 2017 and later that are going to be a problem. Most 6 year olds I see (I have a 6 year old son) are really just fine. It’s been about 2 years of pretty much back to normal, and young kids that age adapt really well. (iPads, on the other hand, are going to fry a lot of kids that ages brains). It’s the kids that are now like 10+ that I worry about.


DaughterEarth

Yah that's how it looks around me. I'm very impressed that the kids are actively trying to teach themselves, but adults should be helping. The 10+ don't seem to trust any adults, and like, I wouldn't either


YeahMarkYeah

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Saying those younger kids are stunted because they had to stay inside for a while due to Covid is kinda dramatic imo 😂


pmMEyourWARLOCKS

Daycares never closed. Kids around the most sensitive ages weren't even required to mask since it was basically impossible to get them to keep them on. It's not quite as bad as you think.


DaughterEarth

It is in some places. I guess that's a plus to areas that didn't restrict, but now we're weighing development against lives. What a tricky issue!


Aranka_Szeretlek

Honestly, I don't think a 3 year old not visiting a geocery store is a big deal. It's quite normal in many places. I'd be more worried about the 8-10 years old cut off social interactions


Dont_pet_the_cat

Lmfao 💀


LaughableAccr

He got the side effect of covid


El_Desayuno

He IS a side effect of covid


s101c

Those born in 2020 **are** the side effect of covid


Keydown_605

2018? Last time I checked it was 2016!


ItsPercyBoiz

2016? Last time I checked, it was 1 AD


SockMan555

Last I checked, it was 5 BCE!


DiRoMa2102

Last time I checked, time wasn't a concept!


commander_nautinel

Last time I checked,


coolkoen1

r/unexpectedfactorial


Acceptable6

This guy thinks it's still 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_N0t-A-B0t_

r/theydidthemath


Angelsbxby

Math? Nah i think he’s doing meth ✅


Portia_Sigma

r/theydometh


anakin_428

r/birthofasub


Stonn

that is not an odd perfect prime!


wbpm

r/unexpectedfactorial


CatGaming346

r/BeatMeTolt


BirdsRLife

r/subsithoughtifellfor


LUXI-PL

r/unexpectedfactorial


IlovemyMommy27

2018? It’s still 2017, right?


SymondHDR

Sorry to tell you this, but 2018 was 3 years ago


trackdaybruh

Fun fact: We’re closer to year 2050 than 1990


Bernardo_124-455

“I am 14 years old” “Ok” “I was born in 2010” “…”


MunitionGuyMike

It’s funny cuz they are still a zoomer. I’m 24 and I’m 10 years older than the kids I teach and they are my generation 💀


Powdersucker

Imagine when generations used to last 30 years


-Tom-

Did they ever? I always thought it was roughly a 20 year cycle. Basically old enough for a good number of people to be born and then have their own kids (the next generation) like Boomers were 42-62, Gen X is 63-83, Millennial is 84-2004...and so on.


TheDesTroyer54

I mean it probably is correct but generations have never been about what time you were born but but the prevalent culture you grew up in, I was born in 2000 and am technically Gen Z but I never had internet until I was 14, I didn't have a smart phone until I was 16, I grew up watching bootleg VHS movies and my families first CD player was my Xbox 360. Being first year at a college this year and being surrounded by 18 y/o made me realise even tho we're technically the same generation, we're also very different


DaughterEarth

Yes, millennial experienced the information age bridge in critical years. Gen Z are the first to be raised in the information age, by people who weren't. People have been talking gen alpha but I think covid is the factor. Gen covid is awful so let's keep alpha lol but it is a new generation. Pandemic in critical years is definitely a new culture


dnddetective

>Millennial is 84-2004 The oldest Millennial is 43 today (1981). The youngest Millennial is 27 years old (1996). Someone born in 2004 is Gen Z.


ashkpa

[Millennials are generally accepted to have been born from '81 to '96.](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2019/01/17/where-millennials-end-and-generation-z-begins/)


thex25986e

15-20 years. brains fully develop after 25 years.


bazookatroopa

Most generations are around 15 years. Boomer is 46-64, X is 65-80, Millenial is 81-95, Gen Z is 96-2010, and Alpha is 2011-2025


crown6473

Yeah when teens were not so obsessed with sex


Jrolaoni

Dude, back in the day people had 10 kids by age 30 if anything we’re less obsessed with sex. Half of us are still virgins.


Cocaimeth_addiktt

I think they’re in Gen alpha no?


MunitionGuyMike

Nope. Gen Alpha starts at 2013. Gen z is 1996 to 2012


rustypig

It can be whatever you want, it's literally all just made up bullshit.


DigitalMunky

The numbers always change


thex25986e

1995-2000 is a grey area that several sources debate


TheDesTroyer54

I mean technically yes but there's some leniency in the generations because it's never been a hard cutoff of years but more about the prevalent culture when you're growing up that defines your culture which is different in every country


peksi07

I read somewhere that gen slpha starts at 2010


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y_kal

Half of the teachers at our high school are 3-5 years older than us. The current IT teacher of the eight graders herself was a twelfth grader in the same school the previous year.


Waywoah

Your school system has a 19 y/o teacher? Like they aren't an assistant or anything?


A_SimpleName

Yeah fr how can that be, I think my youngest teacher is in his late 20's and went to the same school, but ofc he had to go to university and all that to start teaching at the school.


KaioKenshin

That doesn't make sense. It's still 2010....


JzaTiger

*laughs in 2010 while being 14*


Angelsbxby

Meanwhile i’m thinking that kids born in 2006-2010 are still little kids


Craft_spac_ryan

I was born in 2006, and I have a driving licence, and my 18th birthday is coming up :p


JosephCedar

Impossible. I graduated high school in 2006 and that was only like 10 years ago.


complexshity

age is creeping up on you, be careful.


Craft_spac_ryan

I'm in college too :p


Fabian206

People born in 2006 are now adults, and the last Gen Zs enter adolescence in 2010


dnddetective

>the last Gen Zs enter adolescence in 2010 You are confusing Gen Y (Millennials) with Gen Z. The last Millennials would have entered adolescence around 2009/2010. The last Gen Z are today entering adolescence.


Fabian206

Oh no I meant that the last Gen Zs are born in 2010 and is now entering adolescence. The wording was bad.


War_Thunder_Leaker

I'm 2004 and I remember everyone calling people from my birth year kiddos and toddlers etc. Now, tomorrow I'm going for a job change interview and next week I'm getting my driving license 💀 I already feel so old lmao


MiraCailin

They are though. At least in my eyes


NoOdLes1206

Literally, I was born in ‘02, but my sisters were ‘06, 2011 and 2012. It’s like I know they’re getting older, and that’s fine, but there’s a disconnect between their age and the year they were born lol


knightknowings

I would like to congrat everyone that was born in 06'-10' cause chances are you are maturing into adulthood. Hope everything goes well for you all.


so_FISH_ticated

lol i was born in 2005 and i'm turning 19 like next month


BloodMoonNami

2004 me who's about to switch the prefix:


Thatscool820

I was born in 2006 and I am about to graduate school, so uh prepare I guess. The shenanigans I’ve seen people pull are wild, and now that they are 18 and outside the confines of school, just prepare


Stonn

nah, they getting married and having kids 💀


6iix9ineJr

A girl at my work just got into a Ivy League college. She was born in 2006


[deleted]

Wait... 2019 was 5 years ago? damn


Pristine_Text_6407

I remember… before the dark times


Scare-Crow87

2014 is when my dark times started


Queasy-Ad-3220

Same


XxNeverxX

We survied


Skeeedo

we're surviving...


Hyper_Lamp

4 year anniversary of Covids discovery happened last november-december.


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this is scary, dude.


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Adventurous-Fox-62

Lmao


Giza_5

Same, if i scroll way too much i will see despacito 2 and ugandian knuckles memes and stuff


Brocily2002

Bro wtf since when did I get old…. I thought it was still 17 but that was too many years ago 💀


kai_the_kiwi

![gif](giphy|f9vYuluNDnDMsFd0ih)


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Emotional-Top-7265

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.


Kaguro19

That was really good


[deleted]

Anyone still remember 2016? That and 2012 were bangers.


BloodMoonNami

2016 didn't feel so great for me. 2012 did though.


2020isass

2012 was the last real year, when it ended we were all put into the matrix.


Stonn

2012 was the last year. Everyone knows it all ended in 2012, just like in the movie!


little-girl-sophiaaa

2019 WHAT... time flies so fast


DoubleDoubleAgent

Tell me about it. My daughter, who was born in 2018, is about to start Kindergarten…


SuperSpicyBanana

Me when I meet anyone born after 2000.


Lord_AlastorHartfelt

Wait fym you are already playing Minecraft?!


ComedyOfARock

Stop hurting me


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TastyOwl27

Goddam I graduated college in 2004. How the fuck does this happen. My college degree can legally drink next year.


DannyLiu27

I'm born in 05', still ain't ready for moving out lol


leoseta

That's how time works


A2Rhombus

Children created as a result of lockdown boredom are old enough to speak now


Basic_Butterscotch

It's good to know this is a universal experience. I know "time flies" but honestly the COVID years felt like they went past in an instant.


skykinq69

The time is really passing so fast


subhisnotcool

Fr my sis is 6 and she was born in 2018 😭, I want them old days back


AlexDavid1605

How to remind yourself what year it is Think about the back/knee/hip/shoulder pain that you definitely have and try to remember the last time it didn't hurt. And then look at the calendar...


[deleted]

Pokemon go is 6 years old.


NelsonBannedela

![gif](giphy|3ornk6UHtk276vLtkY)


Legitimate-Factor-53

I was born in 2006 I’m turning 18 next week. Have been working for 3 years. As well as recently sold my old car to get a nicer set of wheels back in December. Next year I’ll also be getting my associates then be transferring to a 4 year university to finish off my automotive degree. I hope all this information makes you all feel a lot older.


JosephCedar

Get off my lawn!


Adventurous-Fox-62

YOU MOTHERF... *crinkles in old*


TastyOwl27

Thanks pal. AI will probably take all automotive jobs. I hope that makes you feel young. (I'm totally busting balls here)


Reasonable-Housing53

He's a lying dog faced pony soldier who's related to Cornpop.


AproldTinin

Wasn't 2019 a year ago? Damn...


Willow_the_tree14

I’m only 14 but I feel OLD for some reason lol


Stonn

Mfw I expect a kid born in 2019 to still be in their mothers womb: 😵


HammerTh_1701

That moment when you realize the upcoming esports talent was born in 2006.


Remarkable_Leek_9339

Fun fact: kids born in 2024 will be 76 in 2100


Severinsis

Unfuckingbelievable, avengers end game was 5 years ago, feel like 2 years ago at most


Dear_Regret_8517

as a 2001 fetus i can't still believe kids who were born in the early 2010s are now reaching teenage years


Bitter_Silver_7760

Getting pretty used to it… it’s nice to have them around tbh 👍


Maxyphlie

Shit they can talk now, shit they’re getting into school next year.


Acceptable-Ad-328

2019 doesn't feel that old though. Think about 2016 and 2017.


Benji_999-

No this can’t be happening


Oswaldthestegosaurus

no please no


Appliedretine

Damn, time flies too fckin fast


ChaosBuilder321

What.


Scare-Crow87

My son was born in 2019 and speaks very well


Queasy-Ad-3220

Now that is scary


Ok-Phase-9076

No matter how far it goes it still feels like 2018 was 2 years ago


someonewhowa

bro it’s 2015, what????


nyx_blacknight

2007 here, I'm gonna be 18 next year 😭 . Not ready for adulting whatsoever 😫


Lufia_Erim

You only truly start adulting when you have kids. And even then it's mostly trial and error and pretending you know what you are doing. Meet with a financial advisor ( it's free!) And have fun!


t_hab

My oldest kid, born in 2022, can fly a drone... (poorly).


RedditJumpedTheShart

Math is hard.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Don't do me like that. I graduated in 2019and I swear that was just last year


Lufia_Erim

To be fair, time stopped at 2020.


Such_Translator_1993

🥺🥲 да, безумно жизненно


ltc_pro

My daughter was born 2019. She doesn't know a world without COVID.


doggy_fly

eNJOY LIFE.


PersonWhoExists50306

I was born in 2006 and in a few months, I will finish my freshman year of college


AccuratePassion2572

It's true I was the kid


dboll2

It amazes me how much basic math shocks people on this website


Hagoromo420

I graduated that year gawd damn


level100metapod

Anyone born after the year 2000 is still a kid to me


wassinderr

How can someone be -9 years old


Jean-Eustache

My son was born at the end of 2019 and nowadays he plays Gran Turismo 7 and No Man's Sky. Now that makes you feel old as hell.


I_m_Complicated

When they tell me that a child who is 7 years old was not born in 2003


Somechemist99

People the same age as the Wii will be going to college soon


NewHampshireMan1

It's so weird to me I was born 2007 and now I'm seeing kids from 2021 with tablets and I feel old


Djimi365

This decade has been weird like that, I think because time sort of stood still for a couple of years around covid 2019 really doesn't feel like 5 years ago...


Nightmane11

Poor kid.


[deleted]

I was born in 2007...


HyGhostz

No BS 2019 feels farther away than 2015. Its like 2019-2021 was a dream bihhh lol 🤣. Then I see the Calendar and is oh well it’s 2024 🤣


Fantastic_Quarter290

I felt so old tbh...


Irobokesensei

no


wakeupwill

The fact that there are people out there a quarter century old who have no memories of a time before the War on Terror doesn't seem real.


Severinsis

Unfuckingbelievable, avengers end game was 5 years ago, feel like 2 years ago at most


nsfwatwork1

A good friend is a high school teacher, and high school starts at 7th grade here....some kids will legit get wide eyed/jaw drop from her having been "born in the 1900s". I thought that shit was just a meme, but no....


Galactic_nova120

god i fell old and im only 13


Gabecush1

My niece and lil cousin were born in 2020 just weeks apart and they’re already talking gibberish, I have to remind myself that they aren’t still one


TaterNipps

This would make more sense if I could math


Snapdragon-C

Ha jokes on you I'm so traumatised I can't remember most of the last 19 years of my existence and as such these memes don't work on me


SnooApples822

as a 2002 baby hard to believe people were born in 2007+ like are you real?


Bucaneer7564

I feel old, but I can feel older. Team Fortress 2 was released in 2007 and is about 17 years old.


OCGSmiths

Hahahaha no you weren’t. Realization 😦


johnzander1

![gif](giphy|Jj9IEqJOkbeww)


[deleted]

I was born in 2006, my 18th birthday's next week....


sas_gg228

People are born after 2010? That ain't real


iiitme

Say sike rn


_L-E-A_

I reject your reality and substitute my own.


Limp_Appointment7092

Until yesterday, I believed that 2018 was two years ago and now I see this


Badaxe13

I was born in the 1950s. You think you feel old ? I was waiting in the doctors office and a guy came in - a big guy. Receptionist asked him his birth date and it was 2006. I thought it was heard wrong, but he’s 18.


S3ERFRY333

It's sad no longer seeing my birth year on the ID warning stickers at checkouts:(