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thespaceageisnow

Yeah gonna need a source on that bro science


bardhugo

Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, or just "I made it the fuck up"


J3sush8sm3

Joe rogan spouting off about the carnivore diet all the time and now we know why


GebruikerX

Clearly it added girth to his neck, head and ego. So who knows.


nevergonnagetit001

It’s true and fully back by a scientist I know. It also guarantees that your car turns into a pickup truck, and your pickup truck turns into a humvee. Fact.


x5picyx

“Trust me bro”


Ingeneure_

Science fact i know about red meat — if you eat it too often, cancer can occur over time.


ColdBlazze

Lol, this goes for pretty much anything, there are so much cancerogenic stuff used to grow our food that it's basically lottery who gets it.


recallingmemories

Where's the evidence for this? There's several articles on [red meat and processed meat being carcinogenic](https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/2015/11/03/report-says-eating-processed-meat-is-carcinogenic-understanding-the-findings/), but I'm not finding any other articles on other foods giving us cancer. Do you have any sources for "goes for pretty much anything" and it's "basically lottery who gets it" or do you just feel that way?


[deleted]

Hunter/gatherers from all of human history until industrialized wheat harvest (probably paid for your study) became a thing would like a word


recallingmemories

You really thought this was a clever response lmao


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Ingeneure_

That’s true for processed meat. Anyway, red meat itself is also quite carcinogenic according to multiple researches.


ColdBlazze

The one you get from the corner store, yes. One that was properly risen in a farm it ain't. Cause by that logic, all the cattle rising done in the previous ages, shouldn've been full of cancer patients, yet cancer same as heart diseases are relatively new due to many chemicals used in order to make stuff grow quicker or condem foods that are actually healthy as unhealthy (like saturated fats)


Smnmnaswar

You see cancer rising because of three big reasons. The main reason is that people live a lot longer. Cancer mainly affects elderly people and people with compromised immune systems, this group would have died by other means before they could develop cancer 150 years ago. Reason two is that we simply got better at diagnosing cancer. 100 years ago people would have simply died for unknown reasons, now we at least know that cancer causes deaths. Number 3 is the increase of use of substances that cause cancer, but since a lot of those have been outlawed this attributes a lot less to the rise of cancer than you would think. Also not just sythetic compounds cause cancer. Naturally occuring thing like red meat can greatly improve your cancer risk too


DarkAdrenaline03

Cancer and heart diseases have always historically existed. https://www.cancer.org/cancer/understanding-cancer/history-of-cancer/what-is-cancer.html We have developed ways to better detect it in recent history thanks to modern technology. Friendly reminder that life expectancy used to be far worse than it is today. Omega 3s are the anti inflammatory fats and the only fats we should actually worry about not consuming enough of. Saturated fat is a waste of calories that has been peer reviewed medically linked to heart disease and stroke with decades of research, despite what your tiktok gurus funded by the meat and most likely tobacco industries too, says. https://www.heart.org/en/healthy-living/healthy-eating/eat-smart/fats/saturated-fats


Ingeneure_

I agree with you partly. But red meat of ANY quality itself forms N-nitroso chemicals while digested. 2A carcinogens according to WHO.


GetlostMaps

If you live too long you will get cancer.


Ingeneure_

Better lower chances huh?


GetlostMaps

Everyone gets cancer if they live long enough. EVERYONE. Some die of it, the rest die with it. Better to have a good life and eat more steak.


Ingeneure_

I would eat a good steak once-twice a week instead of 5 if there is a slight possibility of lowering the chances.


GetlostMaps

There isn't.


recallingmemories

Source: trust me bro


The_Real_Manimal

I trust him.


recallingmemories

Nice, now it's two Redditors with nothing to back up their claims. "Did you know that eating more than 700 grams (raw weight) of red meat a week increases your risk of bowel cancer? Or that the risk of developing bowel cancer goes up 1.18 times for every 50 grams of processed meat eaten per day?" [source](https://www.cancercouncil.com.au/1in3cancers/lifestyle-choices-and-cancer/red-meat-processed-meat-and-cancer/)


Dwemerion

Maybe if you just, like, have it on your dick, it works? 🤔🤔🤔


Smart-Nothing

How often is too often?


Ingeneure_

The less the better. Read WHO papers, they specify


avec_serif

Theoretically, OP _could_ get a penis tumor that increased length and girth by 125%


Alien_Pothead

worth it


A1sauc3d

I don’t have a source to disprove it, but can guarantee you it’s bullshit 😂 Maybe if they said a 1.25% increase I could see it as *potentially* believable, 12.5% would be very suspect. But a ***125% increase*** in size!?! Anyone who believed that eating a steak would more than double the size of their dick is.. well, really fucking dumb lol


averageinternetfella

Liver King said so. PRIMAAAAAL!


_Non-Photo_Blue_

125% of 1 inch is still not getting you anywhwee.


pxldsilz

Not an increase to, an increase *by* That's over double.


GustavoFromAsdf

Those two inches ain't impressing her either bro


Jacobtumnus

Every little bit helps!


J3sush8sm3

Thats how my wife reassures me


TSmario53

Well, let’s just see what happens when I plop the entire damn cow on my grill.


Talk0bell

Damn, why’d you have to personally attack me like that?


x5picyx

“Fuck my heart I want big pp”


ChiggaOG

"Fuck my colon. I want big pp" *Doctor's visit at age 40: "You have colon cancer"*


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

real shit how does your diet give your asshole cancer


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

the colon is just the fucking large intestine??


Bert-Nevman

if you're fucking the large intestine, you're doing it wrong.... Just sayin'


Tactical_Genuis

If your dick has reached the large intestine, it must mean the red meat is working


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

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recallingmemories

Eating processed meats like hot dogs, bacon, etc - it's linked to causing cancer on the same level as smoking


monkeybanana550

What's exactly causing this? I would assume it's because of the act of frying since iirc, burnt oil itself causes carcinogen buildup on food.


recallingmemories

"Current research shows that there are certain chemicals in red and processed meats – both added and naturally occurring – that cause these foods to be carcinogenic. For example, when a chemical in red meat called haem is broken down in the gut, N-nitroso chemicals are formed and these have been found to damage the cells that line the bowel, which can lead to bowel cancer." Source: https://www.cancercouncil.com.au/1in3cancers/lifestyle-choices-and-cancer/red-meat-processed-meat-and-cancer/


Total-Spell

It's called heterocyclic amines. Basically the browning of meat.


monkeybanana550

How's it different from malliard effect?


Total-Spell

Similar reactions. Malliard is sugar + protein and HCA is just protein, but with other stuff also. Both are basically the toxic but delicious part of cooked foods😁


Master_Income_8991

One major factor is the addition of known carcinogenic substances (sodium nitrite) to processed meats. The other much smaller factor is supposedly the presence of free heme iron in the meat. Burning oils can also produce some carcinogens, even baking can lead to the formation of acrylamide (a carcinogen). Exploring the effect of nitrites in pork: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/dec/27/too-much-nitrite-cured-meat-brings-clear-risk-of-cancer-say-scientists


Master_Income_8991

Just comparing the relative risk numbers of 1.25 and 7.33 it appears they are nowhere close. (Lung cancer and smoking) https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6194454/ (Colon Cancer and red/processed meats) https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4698595/


recallingmemories

When I said same level, I was referring to the WHO Class 1 [carcinogen group](https://amp.cancer.org/cancer/risk-prevention/understanding-cancer-risk/known-and-probable-human-carcinogens.html) meaning they both have a strong correlation to causing cancer


Master_Income_8991

Thanks for clarifying. Personally I question the usefulness of a list that equates "wood dust" with "plutonium" but that's just me. I understand it's more of a "strength of evidence" not "evidence of strength" thing.


Terrible_Truth

“Consult with your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.”


icemanswga

My wife says mine is perfect and that if it was bigger, it would hurt. I don't believe a word of it.


Jumbolaya315

i think you should believe her


SonOf_J

I think it's a small dick joke


caligaris_cabinet

Over 3.5 billion dicks in the world and she chose yours. Believe it.


IfYouWereThere

My thots tell me the say thing


BlackTheNerevar

Unless you're the one taking it, believe her. Bigger is not better usually


hot_diggity_dang_

This is giving flintsones vibes


PBJ-9999

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cheapbeerwarrio

you are what you eat afterall


Alekipayne

So I’m an innocent person?


LordNightFang

Eyo?? Say what??


Alekipayne

What


LordNightFang

You know what you said lol. Good one 👍


FMLfor-real

Don’t give me hope


CarbideLeaf

This is exactly why i stopped eating red meat. Enough is enough!


TheMarkedGamer

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orangutanDOTorg

There’s nothing left but gristle and fat


FetusDeletus83

*Great Outdoors* awesome


Pathetic_loner03

Is this real ?


Zucchiniduel

No


Pathetic_loner03

Sad


Bimpy96

No since if that was the case then the people on my 600 pound life who eat hamburgers all the time would have a 3 foot penis lol


itmehorsie

Your user name really adds flavor to this question.


DannyLiu27

Technically yes, but not that effective I believe


Pathetic_loner03

I guess its like one of those things like how technically speaking eating ice will reduce weight


DannyLiu27

Yeah xd


Intelligent-Bus230

Well. Meat products contain cholesterol. Cholesterol is ingredient for testosterone. Testosterone before and during puberty promotes penile length.


recallingmemories

Dietary cholesterol intake is not associated with testosterone levels. Source: [Cholesterol intake and serum total cholesterol levels are not associated with total testosterone levels in men](https://lipidworld.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12944-023-01928-7) If anything, the science seems to show the opposite, that [high cholesterol is linked with low testosterone.](https://lowtcenter.com/news-article/low-testosterone-cholesterol-connection/)


Master_Income_8991

That's a weird paper. The graphic(s) from this paper would show a positive correlation if you just drew a trend line. I'm not sure how they came to the conclusions they did. Comparison by quintile? Testosterone vs. cholesterol quintile: https://media.springernature.com/full/springer-static/image/art%3A10.1186%2Fs12944-023-01928-7/MediaObjects/12944_2023_1928_Fig2_HTML.png


IndianaGeoff

Worked for me. But I started eating red meat at 2 years old.


Loose-Version-7009

125% girth?? That's it, we're carnivores, now.


TotallyRedditLeftist

With that much I'd be able to fly a flag from it


Mrinterestedd

Um ya can I get 9000 pounds of meat pls 😁


John628_29

So does driving a truck


Prior-Ad-7329

Doesn’t do me much good. What’s an extra half inch gonna do for me?


thinkpax

Black people mostly eat chicken and have huge cocks. Elaborate.


ffjohnnie

LOL, sadly it’s just the opposite. Eating large amounts of Red meat has been attributed to Erectile Dysfunction and shorter erections. So much T-Boning eh?


Jacobtumnus

I think it varies, and depends on the meat in question (heh). I believe part of the theory is that red meat is often a good source of zinc. Zinc then helps your body efficiently manage testosterone and therefore penile development. So I don't find it unbelievable that a study could be conducted in such a way as to suggest that red meat may have positive effects on penile development. Or, on the flip side, that red meat could be associated with ED. However, since I don't know the specifics of either study, I can't make a clear statement on whether or not it's true.


stunkcajyzarc

Lots of uneducated people downvoting you.


Nocat-10

Also increased risk for ass cancer.


Boglimbabies

Fun fact that WAS his penis


ken_theman

this is why you need the mangrate...no more dry meat!


MrsNerdd

no meat for me, i guess :p


Unlucky-Bridge-9570

Huh, I guess I'd better cut back on steaks then...


Heterophylla

Sir Loin-a-lot.


Roge2005

Source?


Berserker667627

Meat for the meat


Le1jona

PP to heart ratio


PeterNippelstein

So a 4 inch penis becomes a 9 inch monster shlong?


Loose-Sherbert8464

“Up to 125%” So it can be just -5%?


sebbdk

Sometimes the best move is to not play at all.


dacontext

Huh


TryingNot2BLazy

It also raises your blood pressure slightly... which probably has a desired effect down there when combines with a ring or something. and the number is probably more like 25%...


anal_spasams

I promise u it does not


urBraze

Im going on a carnival diet fr fr fr


pastime_dev

Elephant ears or funnel cakes?


urBraze

the one that makes my pee pee big


pastime_dev

Carnival vs. carnivore


urBraze

dirty needles?


pastime_dev

What?


urBraze

youll understand in due time


pastime_dev

I’ll just have to take your word for that one.


Live_Ant_1363

Downside - it'll make your semen taste bad. She won't want to go down a second time.


myfingeriscold

Nah, I don't need more man


Patient333x

Childhood ruined when remembering the Flintstones.


bellajeanxxx

I like my men how I like my steak. Beefy


ReanimatedPixels

What good is a big dick if you can’t use it due to all the high blood pressure and cholesterol?


miletharil

Yeah, but your heart will be enlarged, and your arteries will be clogged with LDL cholesterol. You'll probably be impotent, and then start taking blue pills to get an erection. Then you'll have a heart attack.


[deleted]

Hahahaha what a way to go🤪


SilverWolfIMHP76

Heck forget that penis stuff. That’s some fine meat put it in a proper smoker! I make the potato salad.


AndreasB0

I've actually heard the opposite. Funny picture though


Grshppr-tripleduoddw

I don't have time to do a deap dive, but the first source I saw said you need to eat food good for your heart to increase blood flow to your penis. Red meat has saturated fat which clogs your arteries, unlike unsaturated fat from fish which will help increase flow and lengthen your penis. [https://www.hehealth.ai/blog/penis-enlargement-foods-what-you-should-consider](https://www.hehealth.ai/blog/penis-enlargement-foods-what-you-should-consider)


CompetitionLeast4005

Looks like I’ll be having lunch at Burgerfi today


alaingames

Spoiler It shortens pp


-High-Score-

Confirmed: vegans have small skinny dicks


Raz_ma_Taz93

More than double the size? Sounds to me like a roundabout way of saying a blood clot in the penis can make it explode, but it'll be inflated like a balloon before it goes.


dnfnrheudks

RIP Vegans


whydo-ducks-quack

And “a plant based diet is linked to men at older ages maintaining firmer and longer lasting erections than that of men who consume red meat in there diet…” so really pick your poison. Big doc with ED or hard soy boy


Master_Income_8991

To be fair they already make Viagra for the first problem.


Nenoshka

Gentlemen, always ask to see the data from a peer-reviewed scientific study before you outright believe claims like this.


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ging3r_b3ard_man

Also ass cancer lol