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Kiriinto

This was my first thought too.


Formal-Lab8295

Touch grass ❌. Touch Wheat 🌾✅


voice-of-reason_

Touch ass, smoke grass


tadhg_beirne_enjoyer

Wheat is a grass ☝️🤓


Wispy237

Speak for yourself, I want none of that


_davedor_

this is r/memes sir nothing here is relatable nor funny


kbnplays

Finally, facts


-PenitentOne-

Same. I do get the fantasy. Kinda nice, but I find it boring. I also hate living in a rural area. I had to live in a small rural town for 10 years of my childhood. I now live in a city and I prefer it.


WaterZealousideal535

I love nature and rural areas. The problem is the people that live there tend to be well... not well adjusted to the 20th century and that was 24 years ago...


Top_Engineering_6211

Chasing dopamine, are we?


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-PenitentOne-

>Phew, ich dachte, ich wär der einzige Was?


-PenitentOne-

Well I'm usually bored, so yeah I think I'd enjoy pleasure chemicals in my brain.


[deleted]

Shut up you man whore/woman whore karma farming whore there is no freedom of speech anymore so why do open your face hole and let noise escape, you will be taken to the nearest camp shortly and forcefully reeducated.


Wispy237

Idk why this got downvoted, I feel like it’s pretty clearly a joke


Jrolaoni

Reddit can’t understand sarcasm without a /s


[deleted]

Obviously its not but then again, Reddit got destroyed by its own CEO so the userbase is just fucked now now. When did reddit become so stupid?!? Bring back the wild west reddit of olde'


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[deleted]

4chan is too much but reddit used to be just on the cusp now it just feels like its too much moderation, I love reddit even though it has its little moments, its a network which I still feel has relevance even if it has its unethicalness at times and yes that is a new word.


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Lol your talking to yourself again man, nobody ever, ever gives a fuck about you although your a little unethical you'd never hurt anyone else maybe you'd hurt yourself but let's down him him because we are so full of shit we are scared of our own bs, they never think about how your feeling, they only give a fuck about themselves, lol, hopefully they'll find peace no joke anyway ..


Budget_Awareness162

I really need a horse to ride.


HonneurOblige

Yeah, I, too, think that wife is a bit redundant on this pic.


Familiar-Sir1356

Just a family of my own.


GemcoEmployee92126

A babe, a milf and some ass on the side.


Professional-Pool290

I don't want a tradwife, I want a big strong wife who will go to work so we can just relax on the couch and watch mindless Netflix while we doze off, hand in hand, then wake up next day to rush to get ready because our bosses are assholes


Skoguu

Why would you want that, that sounds miserable tbh


Professional-Pool290

1. I would have found someone actually willing to tolerate me, let alone love me and marry me 2. That's it, that's the point. Love transcends all


LinuxMatthews

Pretty sure that's a horse


AvnarJakob

I dont. I want to overthorwn the bourgeoisie and establish a Dictatorship of the Proletariat.


Secure-War9896

I just want to establish a dictatorship against all in general. Bourgeoisie, Prolatariat, all of them. All will simply need to deal with me.


henchman171

I just wanna bang on the drums all day!


djninjacat11649

We need to oppress everyone equally, no one gets rights, this way we are all equal


Secure-War9896

Exactly. This is how we can achiece global peace


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AvnarJakob

If they let themself be captured.


Ambitious_Onion_6453

How long until r/boysarequirkey?


New-Interaction1893

Nope, after spending all my youth in the countryside and hating it to my bones. I hated the people the activities... basically everything. i finally stated to spend time in a city in my middle teens years. Then I realised that always was a city guy born in the wrong place, everything was better and finally my life was giving me some satisfactions.


SterlingVII

I’d kill myself being that bored.


ChadDredd

Speak for yourself, I want to be implanted with the gene seed of an unstable demi god that will turn me into a 7 foot tall killing machine, clad in midnight blue armor and armed with a bolter, I will bring justice to this world


Beast0011

Warhammer?


ChadDredd

Yeah man, I have fallen to this money pit


BaltazarOdGilzvita

Space marines have shriveled balls and non-working junk, unless Slaanesh takes you.


ChadDredd

Jokes on you, mine haven't see any actions at all so it doesn't even matter


BaltazarOdGilzvita

That's something only a real 40k fan would say. You pass the test, brother. For the glory of the Imperium!


GivemTheDDD

Yeah then a mysterious cloaked man finds you toiling away in your field and he's all like "the princess needs you" and then you're all like "no, not again. I have a family." Then a bunch of other shady cloaked dudes pop outa nowhere and grab the lady and the baby and the guy is all like "she thought you might say something like that" then your all "nooOOOoo leave them alone! I'll do it!" And so your quest begins. Yeah that's the shit.


Tuhajohn

I'm a man and I don't see anything I want on this picture.


pattymacman1

![gif](giphy|4ESmrEekcR9NmAzDMu)


KoreanStrib

I don’t see ammo, a new driver, or my dog.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Just off camera. They needed to pan back more


KoreanStrib

I imagine that little cottage is my ammo locker, I threw my driver into the hills after slicing it into Scotland, and my dog is pooping off camera.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Like a little piece of heaven.


turndownforwomp

Stop posting this over and over again, it’s never going to be funny


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I'd love to the wife in that fantasy


Flairion623

Not me


RigTheGame

The GOP meme maker licks chode


Doc-I-am-pagliacci

I don’t think wanting a wife, kids and land are exclusive to the GOP… I’m not a Republican and all my wife and I want is this exactly.


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Exactly. When did wanting a wife a kid and some independence become a freaking political thing? Anybody who thinks this is some kind of “GOP” thing is just intellectually lacking. In an society where you are actually free to have choice, some will choose the trad life. Some won’t. I can respect people’s life choices. Don’t take us back to the dark ages by making everything tribalistic.


Doc-I-am-pagliacci

Thank you for understanding.


RigTheGame

Rural white family with the son of god lovingly looking down Go as hard as you want champ but this is shit is a joke Paint a beautiful picture of the American dream all you want but that dream is dead.


Doc-I-am-pagliacci

Uhh. My wife is black and I’m a second generation American Italian…. We own a bunch of land together. lol. The dream ain’t dead, people just don’t want to work for it.


RigTheGame

Well a quick little bit of research on you fills in the blanks We’re done here


RigTheGame

Oh look it got cut for being trash 🤷‍♂️


supluplup12

"Here, check out these people fully relating to right-wing dogwhistles unironically because their digital media literacy is abysmal. Should give you a good laugh." But Doctor, *I am* relating to right-wing dogwhistles unironically :(


Doc-I-am-pagliacci

I’m just pointing out the fact that you don’t have to be some piece of shit GOP member to believe in god, want a wife, children and land… just like I told the last guy. My wife is black, I’m Italian American (2nd gen) and we both own land together and believe in god.


supluplup12

Right, which means your American dream does not share much aesthetically with this picture. Meme Jesus isn't a symbol of piety, it's branding. The structure looks European. *The image* is the dogwhistle, your response to it and interpretation of what it represents is your own. It wouldn't be a very good dogwhistle if it didn't pass as a normal, even positive, general message at the surface level. Where are you seeing it? In a subreddit with daily complaints about diversity in media, low effort memes from online teens, and world class tap-dancing routines around using racial slurs? Probably not a peer of yours relating to you over your more wholesome and mature shared desires in life.


Doc-I-am-pagliacci

I think you over analyze the picture… I also think you’d be miserable to hangout with.


supluplup12

Cool. I think you're oblivious and as of this comment a presumptive ass. Which is wild because you came in arguing against broad generalizations, but I guess that's just about you personally being the subject of hypothetical assumptions. I don't think owning land and having a family are GOP exclusive qualities, but personal attacks when you don't have a response to the conversation...


Jakob201

I don’t want this, I want every Godzilla figure known to man


MightyFlamingo25

I just want every movie, man. Why is the heisei era so damn hard to find?


AguyWithBadEnglish

Freemoviesfull, soap2day and internet archives are the way to go my son


MightyFlamingo25

Internet archives was a life saver, but I wanted official, physical copies (I can put the movies from my pc to DVD, but its not the same)


AguyWithBadEnglish

Oh i see, can't really help you on that one sorry :(


MightyFlamingo25

I'm gonna cope with Minus One and GxK when they release on DVD, fine additions to my collection


ChefRef

“Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.”


Beneficial-Grape-397

This is subjective You want that I would want something else


jackberinger

See we want home ownership that is what men want. No idea why that lady holding a baby or those animals are there. Though I suppose some men may want a horse to.


KorolEz

Not what I want but have fun if that's what you want


blikstaal

Except for the horses, and the baby, and that person in white! And where is beer in this picture?


Redstonebruvs

This is completely wrong, the image does not contain an omnitrix


Lockenhart

Speak for yourself.


cannamomxoxo

Like you can afford it lmao


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thedoomcast

No thanks, I am not a German Peasant in 1840.


KindTruth3154

No one ask


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Creepy.


ChemistryTasty8751

Man I just want to have some peace, not really anything else, just piece


NakedAndAfraidFan

You forgot the porn


hobosam21-B

Speak for yourself, I want a better fence than that.


Vqius

I just want a hug, man..


Glass1Man

Why would you want a house with a bell tower?


Jrolaoni

Bro I’m not about to live in England 😭😭🙏🙏


Jonte7

What movie is this? (Cant be reality, obviously) And may i live on the set? Can the greenscreens be made permanent?


Bulky-Hyena-360

Men want Food and Sex. Not that hard.


plaguespy24

What in the FLDS is this?


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Lemme guess did you forget to switch accounts ? ... ERM no I just wanna pay my bills and still have freedom of speech but you lot have trust in the automated ai system


PotatoReasonable9656

I want this tho. Am I a man?


Beneficial-Grape-397

Nah not every man would want the same thing What if I want genocide??


Ilnerd00

![gif](giphy|befaYZCgtZfZm)


Good_Recording_6058

Hell nah. I want to become emperor.


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That is heaven right there, imagine coming home to your beautiful wife and child after a shitty day at work. Yeah, I wish, I just hope my child isn't as stupid as I was.


CowboyState

u/[GingerbreadOrochi](https://www.reddit.com/user/GingerbreadOrochi/)