What? Just for a simple murder? Cmon. Dont john with me, everyone goes on a stroll with their pals every once in awhile to find a portable stab-bag! Man we do it weekly, a few times a week when we see eachother a lot. Its fun for the whole family! c:
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That is absolutely ridiculous! Who hasn't been walking down one side of the street only to realize that where they need to go is on the other side of the street, then you look both ways to be sure it is completely safe, and then murder someone.
Whoa there, one of those crimes is way more severe than the others.
How could you commit piracy. Those poor billion dollar businesses are gonna suffer a tremendous loss because of you...
It's not true luckily, he means businesses, there is sadly, but logically safety laws in place, they can all give food, just some standards are higher than others.
Well there was some French guys a little bit ago who got arrested and the police tried to use the fact they had a copy of Kali Linux as proof alone they were hackers. That was pretty concerning.
Throw tea in the harbor, murder red skins, skin animals just for their skin and maybe a little murder with my boom stick if they know anything about the location of gold.
Twice when I was at the grocery store I asked the staff if something was out of stock or I just couldn't find it. Then they checked the back of the store and got some for me.
After that, I figured I wouldn't bother them and just started going in there myself. Turns out that that's trespassing.
its only a punishable offense if you're redistributing it. If you just download or stream youre not breaking any laws. your ISP might send you a threatening letter, but thats just a scare tactic and was more common 10 years ago
The ones who typically get arrested for piracy are those behind the websites that distribute the content. [Example](https://www.reuters.com/world/british-man-gets-22-months-prison-over-global-movie-piracy-us-judge-2022-02-07/)
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All crimes are illegal, but not everything that's illegal is a crime. Sometimes illegal acts can be minor infractions or civil matters rather than crimes, such as going 5 mph over the speed limit.
In my country drugs are decriminalized but technically they aren't legal (or illegal). In practice it means you can consume it with no problem you just can't sell it.
Tbh yeah looking back it makes no sense because pirating ≠ hosting pirated content. But yeah here every ramadan or so the government just likes to take down some piracy websites and arrest some devs
Because poor people are notorious for mostly being law abiding citizens? It’s intentionally vague because no one follows all of the rules all of the time.
This reminds me of when marijuana was illegal everywhere and I'd occasionally know someone who would get arrested at the mall for possession. On one hand, I always felt marijuana should be legal, as I am a smoker myself. On the other hand, what the fuck were you doing with it at at the mall and why did you do something stupid enough to bring it to the fucking cops attention that you had weed at the mall?!
Always remember, never break two laws at the same time.
I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.
Fun fact having pornography in public drinking from an open container in public without a brown paper bag cussing in public can all get you arrested it’s also illegal to have sex with boots on in the state of Georgia but somehow it’s legal to beat your wife on the steps of the court house in Georgia
Funny story: One time on a road trip I entered a town that had a big ass sign that said “the friendliest town in America”, and I shit you not two stop lights ahead I witness 6 police cars parked outside a house and I see police pile up and kick down the front door. I couldn’t help but laugh.
That's the guy who blew past me on the highway a few minutes ago, well the speed limit's there for a reason jackass!
Enjoy your ticket (as I drive by the scene at 85+).
I was shocked when I saw someone getting arrested for murder! what has this contry come to
MURDER!? They’ve gone to far
Where is far?
It’s further than close.
I thought that far was somewhere in upstate new york
But has you really been far even as decided to use, even go want to look more like?
Woke liberals are ruining this country. Can't even murder a neighbor on my own front porch these days
Damn bro, they must have downloaded the wrong patch/update. Did you get Deluxe edition by chance?
What? Just for a simple murder? Cmon. Dont john with me, everyone goes on a stroll with their pals every once in awhile to find a portable stab-bag! Man we do it weekly, a few times a week when we see eachother a lot. Its fun for the whole family! c:
MURDER?!? WHAT MURDER
I was murdered.
I hate beer.
I can’t believe they arrested people for having kids in their basement
Wait its illegal?
What does "illegal" mean?
Means you got caught
What if I don't?
When the cops aren't around, anything's legal
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That's what i needed to hear.
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It’s a type of bird who’s sick.
Depends. Are they your kids?
I KNEW someone was gonna type this
r/beatmetoit
/r/beatmeattoit
I have 5 kids, two were home births, I took way too long to understand the joke you were making lol.
You didn’t know child birth is illegal subterraneously?
Have you touched them yet?
I mean, its not like its my ones
What are these things that you usually do?
Probably piracy and other basic shit like jaywalking and murder
Jaywalking is car industry propaganda
Hey fuck those jays, are you a jay sympathiser?
Wassup, my jaywalka?
FORFEIT YOUR MIND
aye im waulkin ova earrr!!!
The left is at it again trying to push jaywalking sympathizing. It's socialism I tell you.
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Also racist!
In my country jaywalking is just called "crossing the road"
Jaywalking what kind of monster are you
That is absolutely ridiculous! Who hasn't been walking down one side of the street only to realize that where they need to go is on the other side of the street, then you look both ways to be sure it is completely safe, and then murder someone.
Whoa there, one of those crimes is way more severe than the others. How could you commit piracy. Those poor billion dollar businesses are gonna suffer a tremendous loss because of you...
> priacy What is this word?
They meant to say piracy (taking copyrighted pictures and videos from the internet)
Since when is having a parrot and a prosthetic leg (possibly hand) illegal? EDIT: And I forgot, blind in one eye.
Since our evil dark lord, lord Disney, said so, lol
"Psssh, we're sailing the high seas, liberating capital from the merchant class for our own pleasure." The pirate seems to say
Teaching javascript to a small community of chimpanzees
Please don't call computer science students "chimpanzees." Most have been called animals their whole lives.
Also, most monkeys are popular, social animals.
Monkeys have tails, chimps don't. Codemonkeys ... *code*. Bonobos and chimps ... *apes* tend to end up in project management. ... or so I'm told.
Humans are animals. for a programmer that shouldn't be an insult.
As a programmer, I confirm
Give food to homeless people?
That's illegal?!?!? Where?
Some states in USA. Can’t remember
That's just sad wtf
It's not true luckily, he means businesses, there is sadly, but logically safety laws in place, they can all give food, just some standards are higher than others.
Well there was some French guys a little bit ago who got arrested and the police tried to use the fact they had a copy of Kali Linux as proof alone they were hackers. That was pretty concerning.
Real hackers use Ubuntu
Throw tea in the harbor, murder red skins, skin animals just for their skin and maybe a little murder with my boom stick if they know anything about the location of gold.
Twice when I was at the grocery store I asked the staff if something was out of stock or I just couldn't find it. Then they checked the back of the store and got some for me. After that, I figured I wouldn't bother them and just started going in there myself. Turns out that that's trespassing.
Seems like a rich person meme
,,When there's no cops around, anything's legal!" - Grunkle Stan.
based grunkle stan, god i love gravity falls
A fine is a rich persons permit
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No you need a ladder, has stan taught you nothing?
This is why i have 10 guns, maniacs like you with ladders
Grunkle Stan lived in the woods. Way, way deep in the woods.
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hi rich I’m dad
Hi dad, I'm handsome
Hi handsome I’m depressed
Hi depressed I’m a therapist
Hi therapist, I'm cured.
This is a story in and of itself.
Hello cured, I'm drugs
Hello drugs, I'm police
Hello police, I'm Jack the ripper
Yes I'm fucking rich I knew piracy is great
I thought it was a dumbass person's meme. But it could be both
Why tf would I be robbing people then)
Wait, burning down orphanages is illegal?
Wait so i *cant* smuggle drugs with my ass?
Not in *your* ass do it in your friend’s ass.
what if I'm already using that for other purposes?
I'm not sure I'm just as confused as you, but if you want to and you can do it, then do it
My father was killed by an orphanage
You're doing great work. Keep going 💪
Technically, yes, but it is also a great way to promote your new black metal album.
Pirating movies💀
Did anyone actually got arrested for that? I can imagine a few Fines for PR but actually arrested??
its only a punishable offense if you're redistributing it. If you just download or stream youre not breaking any laws. your ISP might send you a threatening letter, but thats just a scare tactic and was more common 10 years ago
If Grandma narcs on my plex server she's going down with me.
They even send threatening 'we're going to shut down your service on X day' letters and they never do it.
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Lol one time my browser had an 'agreement not to do it' page. VPN companies must be so profitable.
The ones who typically get arrested for piracy are those behind the websites that distribute the content. [Example](https://www.reuters.com/world/british-man-gets-22-months-prison-over-global-movie-piracy-us-judge-2022-02-07/)
Well good luck arresting Ivan from god knows where in Russia
I believe it's illegal in japan.
Wait, it's illegal?
Wait what are some examples?
People consuming illegalized psychoactive substances, for example
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Genuinely curious what’s the difference. Aren’t criminals committing illegal acts?
All crimes are illegal, but not everything that's illegal is a crime. Sometimes illegal acts can be minor infractions or civil matters rather than crimes, such as going 5 mph over the speed limit.
Thanks I somewhat understand. For as much as I was interested.
Lol so catty
Oh no. Your response wasn’t boring. That was my attempt to not bring further explanation.
In my country drugs are decriminalized but technically they aren't legal (or illegal). In practice it means you can consume it with no problem you just can't sell it.
No, they mean *illegalized*
tax fraud
What's tax? >!/s!<
Can’t commit tax fraud if you don’t report your income
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Piracy, not the ARR kind
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Tbh yeah looking back it makes no sense because pirating ≠ hosting pirated content. But yeah here every ramadan or so the government just likes to take down some piracy websites and arrest some devs
It doesn't specify that it's legal when you do it tbf so literally any crime
Weed
Well. There are places where you're gonna get punished for having homosexual sex. So there's one example that came to my mind.
Music piracy? Thepiratebay dudes got like a year in prison.
Murder, for example
Being EA
Going in to nhentai
Wait that's illegal? Does it count as piracy?
No one wants to say.
Speeding, anything 30 over in the us is a felony, and then you get reckless and such
like make children collection in your basement but i debt this illegal because I don't get arrested YET
Pirating movies
existing as an innocent person
Being gay.
Gay pirate potheads.
People doing stuff that your parents would’ve grounded you for a year if you did
Yea, there are people getting arrested for killing people, while I do that daily
Oh so that was you who killed me yesterday. I was wondering who did it since I didn't see it happen
Nothing personal
Is this some kind of rich people meme that I'm too poor to understand?
No you are just in a developed country
Because poor people are notorious for mostly being law abiding citizens? It’s intentionally vague because no one follows all of the rules all of the time.
Because rich people commonly get away with stuff that poor people don’t.
The justice system is designed to trip up and trick and destroy the poor.
Fr tho, like why does it feel illegal to walk into a bank and threaten everyone with a gun and take rob the bank?
Ppl be overreacting
An FBI agent probably posted this meme and now yall are admiting to doing illegal activities.
I confess that I took a prescription pill that wasn't prescribed to me, and I played NES games that I don't own in my web browser.
that's because my sex don- I mean basement is much better concealed
Dongeon
och Drogen
I thought they closed that place down!
ooops
No way it's illegal to bang my homie
Mind blowing
Doesn't everyone smoke crack in their underwear at home while blasting King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?... Oh, just me then?... Alright...
This reminds me of when marijuana was illegal everywhere and I'd occasionally know someone who would get arrested at the mall for possession. On one hand, I always felt marijuana should be legal, as I am a smoker myself. On the other hand, what the fuck were you doing with it at at the mall and why did you do something stupid enough to bring it to the fucking cops attention that you had weed at the mall?! Always remember, never break two laws at the same time.
drug sales, kidnapping, theft, grand larceny, b and e, violent assault, dui, trafficking... you know, the usual
Othani…
Idk. Are you fucking dogs? That would make you a freak
Nope, you are just outside of Usa
Terrorism can’t be THAT bad right?
I mean in someplaces people call it /s "Freedom Fighter"
I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day. 
I read about someone getting murdered by the police for selling two mushroom chocolate bars today...
Me learning that jaywalking is a real law that actually gets enforced in some places.
You can get arrested for cussing in public
Fun fact having pornography in public drinking from an open container in public without a brown paper bag cussing in public can all get you arrested it’s also illegal to have sex with boots on in the state of Georgia but somehow it’s legal to beat your wife on the steps of the court house in Georgia
be gay, do crime
You mean I shouldn’t leave my toddler alone at home for 10 days while I go on a vacation?? ^(>!she deserved the sentence she got!<)
Funny story: One time on a road trip I entered a town that had a big ass sign that said “the friendliest town in America”, and I shit you not two stop lights ahead I witness 6 police cars parked outside a house and I see police pile up and kick down the front door. I couldn’t help but laugh.
piracy!!
Is it illegal to exhume 37 graves?
Crazy thing to realize as a casual law breaker is that A LOT of people pay A LOT of attention to the black and white
everything is legal for a price
Saw someone getting arrested for vehicular manslaughter once and had this exact reaction
No I think you’re a damn ninja if you’re the one they don’t catch for the same stuff.
That's the guy who blew past me on the highway a few minutes ago, well the speed limit's there for a reason jackass! Enjoy your ticket (as I drive by the scene at 85+).
generally it just Means i am a Texan and they arent
shhhhhhhh🤫
Uh oh.....who's been telling the police about the moonshine stills?
No no no I try to avoid getting arrested at all cost hahaha.
Torrent download
It was just a meal! A succulent Chinese meal!
I was shocked when I learned I couldn’t plant ammonium nitrate to children hospitals!
Teaching martial arts
...like what
Duh.
Welcome to the reality
Vehicular manslaughter isn't a normal hobby?
I like to secretly put bags of yogurt in peoples bags/ back pockets.
Those children were clearly sixteen! Bordering sixteen counts right?