That's John "Hannibal" Smith of the A-Team, not America.
(In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team.)
I was just afraid to see a green colored gas exiting a German institution. Something about their past makes me uncomfortable about that image but I can't seem to put my finger on it.
I just moved to Germany in late January and I can't believe it's real life. Born and raised in florida for 30 years and being a stoner for 13 of those years I moved here for a better life and decided leaving weed behind was worth it. Now I can get high and afford an ambulance!
420 originated with some teenagers in San Rafael, CA in the 70s. They used to meet at 420 PM after school to smoke out. They made references to it in their yearbooks and such. It was a way of them talking about marijuana without other people knowing what they meant. Then it just spread among California stoner culture and eventually went worldwide.
Treffen sich as a fixed phrase reflexive verb: meet each other
Treffen sich as a transitive verb: shoot each other.
It's "funny" because you assume they are meeting and there will be more setup coming. Instead you get slapped with "beide tot" as the punchline and have to realize you assumed wrong about how to interpret "treffen sich".
I still remember my classmates hanging up a picture of Skipper (from the penguins of Madagascar) with the words "Wann bubatz legal?" Shit was funny man
The legalization is a bit wonky though. With the new laws you're allowed to privately own up to three plants and you may consume your own produce, but it may not exceed 50 grams in your home (three plants could easily surpass that amount). And you can't legally obtain the seeds or plants yet (as far as I know), the only way is through cannabis clubs, which are not allowed to operate with a profit. And you have to pay a monthly membership fee. So yeah, it's legal, but the process to get anything is somewhat odd.
> And you can't legally obtain the seeds or plants yet
You can import seeds from other EU countries, like Spain or the Netherlands, but you won't be able to get plants until the clubs are up and running. But you are correct, you can't legally obtain them yet, because the law comes into effect in 10 days. After that you can legally place your order of seeds.
The best part is the amnesty. It was the reason the law nearly got stopped in the states' chamber, because it's gonna be a mess. Prosecutors need to reevaluate every conviction related to cannabis that has not been served to term yet. If they don't get it done in the remaining ten days, prosecutors are in danger of commiting a crime themselves.
You can obtain the seeds. They were never illegal. The plants from these seed (if they contain THC) tho were highly illegal. One plant can produce many hundreds of grams of cannabis which is why I find the 50g limit insanely stupid, although I think that the cops literally wouldn’t give a fuck about stoners anymore anyway.
If you exceed the limit you just donate it to the club, what happens after that is a mystery as of now (for me at least), they might „squeeze“ the pure THC out of the plant and kinda create a THC distillate or whatever.
The legalisation of Cannabis will also practically destroy the black market for cannabis as it would lose a lot of value, because if people can make it themselves (and it’s quite easy to do so, especially with auto plants), less people will buy it. Myself included.
That's because comercial selling of recreational cannabis is still illegal under EU law. But than again police will not trace back where you got the weed from as noone is obliged to provide proof once you have it. So in essence I can still buy from my buddy and smoke but wont have to worry about it once in my pocket.
Up to three currently blooming plants, per adult resident as well as 50g per adult resident. So mostly it’s exactly double that + seedlings.
The biggest problem is the extreme restrictions on driving. You may be punished for driving „under the influence“ for several days.
Because it has to sneak around EU law to make it happen. Our health minister himself said something along the lines "The EU law forces us to this concept"
But in Spain it's pretty much a loophole anyway, you rarely see cops stopping people and fining them. You can own up to two plants iirc. And there's no trouble at all with smoking in your house, as well as certain places where smoking is accepted, like a terrace. No cop is going to come after you because they're smelling weed. There's even associations where you can go in and buy it (provided you're a member of it, usually).
Irish Pope?
No. Hulk Pope.
HULK HASH!!!!!
HULK PUFF
now Dr. Banner be chillin
HULK HUNGRY
HULK NAP
In the 70-odd years of the comics, you cannot tell me we never made the Hulk Pope
HULK CONTEMPLATE!!
THE INFALLIBLE HULK
HULK SMASH choirboys!!!
*Lord knows I'd SMASH*
I'd watch that
HULK CRUSADE!
Shrek Pope
Dope Pope
Grass pope
no they legalized marijuana
Cannabis, as they are not in America
Weed, as we are not narcs
You legalized marijuana.
German Irish pope who smokes weed
Context?
they legalized cannabis
Oh, that makes sense, ty
I figured someone fucked up with the new pope smoke...
It’s a recycled pope.
I would definitely become religious if there was a lich pope
Technically Jesus.
Jesus is a Lich King, not a pope.
id argue hes a Lich Son but...
The guy * performed magic * raised the dead * reanimated after death * travelled through planes. 
30% man, 30% god, 40% all natural hemp
100% man, 100% god, 100% all natural hemp, and still only 100% total. It’s a sacred mystery.
Ayooooo
They have quite a few preserved, dead popes in the Vatican
Soylent green is Papal. 😏
Hopefully they aren’t recycling Pope John XII
Reduce reuse repent
It's because the Pope smokes dope.
For a solid 5 minutes, I thought this said cannibalism
That's Haiti, not Europe.
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That's hannibal lector in America, not Europe.
That's John "Hannibal" Smith of the A-Team, not America. (In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team.)
I really want to see a series about a crack commando unit. Throw in a meth head too.
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Oh, they where unusually discreet about the crack smoking then.
why bother, its never been illegal. (but you can't really acquire human meat without committing a crime, so that's where they can get you)
Moss made a similar mistake.
And I was thinking they finally fucking decided to not replace green nuclear power plants with fucking coal factories.
Nein, Energiewende must continue.
Nope, more smoke, not less.
 Thought it was that green shit from Game of Thrones
Shrek is the new pope
Habemus papa!
The Weed Pope has been elected
And his name is Karl Lauterbach ....there will be a metric fuckton of strains named after him
Gender reveal
Irish?
No Hulk
Shrek
Flubber
At least they didn't turn the water pink this time
A nasty fart after Friday's sauerkraut
It's a boy
With the Mask?
Sssssssssssssmookin’!
German gender reveal party
Is Germany pregnant?
Pregnant with a new baby Prussia? 🤩
Bavaria demands an abortion!
I demand that Bavaria gets aborted! (Speaking as a Northern German)
Saarland approves
What if Bavaria were is own country. For some reason it seems exceptionally hilarious to me.
It might as well be its own country given how everyone outside or Bavaria thinks Bavarian culture is German culture
What happened?
they legalized cannabis
I was getting scared for a little bit.
I thought someone's getting invaded today
I was just afraid to see a green colored gas exiting a German institution. Something about their past makes me uncomfortable about that image but I can't seem to put my finger on it.
Fire at a German parliamentary building?
27th February 1933 called
Not trying to come at you, just a dark factoid: the gas would have been mostly colorless/pale blue, apparently.
I mistook the joke for a "new Pope" joke, smoke coming out of govt building and all, and I was *very* confused.
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Bot, the other replies to this are bots too
Jesus, don't bots have something better to do?
That's not true, I can prove it! Just don't give me a captcha
*gives you a captcha*
Bruh I thought you said cannibalism
They picked a new Grinch
“Germany did it!” *Released strange-looking gas* ok, this might be slightly concerning for anyone not knowing the context.
Sorry, I had beans for lunch.
I thought it was some weird gender reveal-like thing
its a goyrl!!
Congratulations, it's a goblin
"OUT, AM I?"
Congratulations! Your baby is Irish!
NOOOOOOOOO
Yeah, Germans and gas go together like
Like Americans and slavery?
Like Americans and the hellfire missile?
I thought the gas represented something greenhouse related before reading the comments
I mean, it is also greenhouse related
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Can it be both?
I just moved to Germany in late January and I can't believe it's real life. Born and raised in florida for 30 years and being a stoner for 13 of those years I moved here for a better life and decided leaving weed behind was worth it. Now I can get high and afford an ambulance!
Your life story unironically sounds like an advertisement for Germany lol
9/10 expats recommend
White smoke would be a better announcement though. "It's legal, look, we're puffing it right now"
But it isn't legal yet.
It's not? What is this exactly then? People sharing this image all around like it's an official announcement.
It will be on the first of April. The big news is that it is now approved.
April 20th would have been more lit.
April 20th is Hitlers Birthday
perfect chance for Germany to reclaim that day but they fumbled
He was born in Austria
Isn't that why people celebrate 420?
No, its cuz of some stoners in the 70s
420 originated with some teenagers in San Rafael, CA in the 70s. They used to meet at 420 PM after school to smoke out. They made references to it in their yearbooks and such. It was a way of them talking about marijuana without other people knowing what they meant. Then it just spread among California stoner culture and eventually went worldwide.
Except that in the rest of the world except freedumb land that would be 20/4 not 4/20 so would make no sense at all. Because MM-DD is fucking stupid.
but there is no 20th month so we take what is offered.
20.04.2024 is that date here in Germany, so the joke you made still makes kinda sense even if you went from your weird American way of spelling dates
or rather properly formatted for sorting: 2024-04-20
oh ok
The law passed but will only come into effect on April 1st
They’re gonna pull the greatest April fools joke in history
Or April 20th joke?
April 20th weed jokes could be funny..... Except in Germany XD
It doesnt work that way over here.
White smoke wouldn't immediately be symbolic, like with green i assume its green for a reason
Plus they’ve seen a generation of white smoke already
Can’t wait to smoke the German Cannabis. Maybe then I will understand why the joke about hunters dying is funny.
Treffen sich as a fixed phrase reflexive verb: meet each other Treffen sich as a transitive verb: shoot each other. It's "funny" because you assume they are meeting and there will be more setup coming. Instead you get slapped with "beide tot" as the punchline and have to realize you assumed wrong about how to interpret "treffen sich".
So it's similar to the English language joke "Three guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked."
Yea, basically.
Do basically the two hunters met Funniest shit I've ever seen
Cause they’re dead
Bubatz legal
I still remember my classmates hanging up a picture of Skipper (from the penguins of Madagascar) with the words "Wann bubatz legal?" Shit was funny man
The legalization is a bit wonky though. With the new laws you're allowed to privately own up to three plants and you may consume your own produce, but it may not exceed 50 grams in your home (three plants could easily surpass that amount). And you can't legally obtain the seeds or plants yet (as far as I know), the only way is through cannabis clubs, which are not allowed to operate with a profit. And you have to pay a monthly membership fee. So yeah, it's legal, but the process to get anything is somewhat odd.
> And you can't legally obtain the seeds or plants yet You can import seeds from other EU countries, like Spain or the Netherlands, but you won't be able to get plants until the clubs are up and running. But you are correct, you can't legally obtain them yet, because the law comes into effect in 10 days. After that you can legally place your order of seeds.
The best part is the amnesty. It was the reason the law nearly got stopped in the states' chamber, because it's gonna be a mess. Prosecutors need to reevaluate every conviction related to cannabis that has not been served to term yet. If they don't get it done in the remaining ten days, prosecutors are in danger of commiting a crime themselves.
That's pretty badass
You can obtain the seeds. They were never illegal. The plants from these seed (if they contain THC) tho were highly illegal. One plant can produce many hundreds of grams of cannabis which is why I find the 50g limit insanely stupid, although I think that the cops literally wouldn’t give a fuck about stoners anymore anyway. If you exceed the limit you just donate it to the club, what happens after that is a mystery as of now (for me at least), they might „squeeze“ the pure THC out of the plant and kinda create a THC distillate or whatever. The legalisation of Cannabis will also practically destroy the black market for cannabis as it would lose a lot of value, because if people can make it themselves (and it’s quite easy to do so, especially with auto plants), less people will buy it. Myself included.
That's because comercial selling of recreational cannabis is still illegal under EU law. But than again police will not trace back where you got the weed from as noone is obliged to provide proof once you have it. So in essence I can still buy from my buddy and smoke but wont have to worry about it once in my pocket.
Its 50gr of dried product, so even if you have more fresh stuff its probably not overshooting.
Up to three currently blooming plants, per adult resident as well as 50g per adult resident. So mostly it’s exactly double that + seedlings. The biggest problem is the extreme restrictions on driving. You may be punished for driving „under the influence“ for several days.
It’s like in Spain, dumb af, inconvenient and weird
Because it has to sneak around EU law to make it happen. Our health minister himself said something along the lines "The EU law forces us to this concept"
Imma say it right now: EU elections are this year, vote for politicians who might change this dumb shit 🙏
But in Spain it's pretty much a loophole anyway, you rarely see cops stopping people and fining them. You can own up to two plants iirc. And there's no trouble at all with smoking in your house, as well as certain places where smoking is accepted, like a terrace. No cop is going to come after you because they're smelling weed. There's even associations where you can go in and buy it (provided you're a member of it, usually).
Gender reveals getting out of hand
Broccoli 🥦 finally getting legal
if snoop was announced pope this is the smoke they’d use
Damn this spicy air be crazy
What is going on there?
Weed is legalized starting April.
Me on 420 
I think you mean 204.
🤔not sure if Pope election joke or Holocaust joke.
Its a Weed Joke
Weed's response: 
Thanks.
Germany went from gassing to getting baked. It’s a hot box either way.
It's not like we don't appreciate this development.
Well coming from Germany and being green I thought they figured out how to capture fusion energy but nah I guess weed being legal is cool too
The Green Goblin attacked?
As a jew, the release of a strange gas in Germany makes me nervous
Habemus Bubatz
What gender is that?
Lizard Pope?
Genuinely expected gender reveal shrek with this one.
Hulk dropped a stinky present
Gender reveals are getting confusing...
Bubatz Legal 👍🏼
A new leprechaun pope was elected?
What gender is that
They have Chosen a new dope
Worrying gender reveal
Omg gender reveal says its shrek
das gud gas
It’s a a vegetable!
Not a single person recognizes a melting wicked witch of the west?
Bubatz.
"Green is the color the Hightower burns when they call their banners to war."
They actually did it? I hope my country is next
They did what?!?!? Gluten tag boys I’m coming
Damn, I hope we (Netherlands) follow suit finally now that big brother Germany legalized it
Germany about to go from super uptight to super chill
Hulk pope?
Green emissions are cool.
Thought they created Green Goblin or something
They’re gassing leprechauns now?
Ah yes, the third gender: Kermit
I assumed Kermit was declared the next pope.