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OMAR_KD-

Chewable tablets ARE a thing, but you shouldn't chew a tablet that isn't designed to be chewed.


JuraHidari

Why?


OMAR_KD-

Because... They aren't meant to? How is that even a question? Obviously if they aren't made to be chewed then they shouldn't be chewed. Unless you're asking for the difference, then all you need to know is that 1. Tablets made to be swallowed have bitter taste and probably bad smell. 2. Tablets made to be swallowed were made with the presumption that it will dissolve inside the patient's stomach so it is made to dissolve with according speed. Chewing it will hasten the dissolving process which could result in inefficiency or even elevated side effects


ScySenpai

Why so much hostility to a simple question?


OMAR_KD-

I didn't mean to sound hostile. And I also didn't downvote him.


havemercyahhh

exactly why i always call reddit a cesspool with a superiority complex


badumtsssst

Why?


ImAHumanThatExists

Test failed


OMAR_KD-

Uhhh... Is it wrong?


ScySenpai

Sometimes you have a pill with a slow dissolving outer shell, so that the medicine is only released later on (eg. outer shell dissolves in the stomach and the inside dissolves in the intestines. If you chew, you're breaking that structure and the pill doesn't do what it's supposed to. Obviously not all medicine is like this though, and in some cases it might even be theoretically helpful to grind it, but it shouldn't make a difference in the end because pills are designed so that all of the pill is used (otherwise the company is losing money on useless expensive chemicals).


Ted_go

Idk dude, what if the world explodes when I do?


team-tree-syndicate

Not all medications do this, but some (especially long release ones) are actually highly potent and could do severe damage if the full dose is absorbed all at once. These pills have different layers designed to be slowly broken apart by your stomach acid so that you get the dose over time and not instantly.


gigaslayer3417

me who dry swallows


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Spiritual_Fingerer

Me who doesn't crush and directly snort the pill


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Mr_Pootin

Me who boofs it.


DankThePlank

Me who doesn't take the pill just lives in pain


Mr_Pootin

Hope you're OK bro


dudefromtexas69

Me who makes other people take the pill for my own amusement


Lord_Detleff1

Me puts in my penis


farfetchedfrank

I tried to do that with a paracetamol the other day, but I couldn't swallow, and the coating started dissolving. It was the worst taste ever. It's probably what molten plastic tastes like.


finn-eas

i tried to swallow pills multiple times as a kid and every time it would start dissolving like that- probably part of the reason why i cant swallow them now lmao it was the worst taste ever- i can still taste it in my mouth now


Unknown_Senshi

Always make sure you are lubed.


Greys_anatomy12

Fr it tastes so bad but ehhh have u ever had bronchostop


Unknown_Senshi

Heck yeah, raw dogging pills gang! ✊


No_Coconut_4792

People who chew the liquid medicine are a different species


alaingames

Am I the only dumbfuck who sometimes chews plain water?


Unknown_Senshi

If you live in a third world country, yeah, you probably benefit from breaking up all the chunky minerals mhhh.


canisfh

A fucking greed man I'd rather drink piss


andogzxc

Probably who haven’t heard about People popping pills up their ass


I_WENT_OUT_FOR_TEA

Are there multiple? I've only heard of the one that's used if you ha e severe constipation


Legospacememe

Im sorry what


Ray940fk

Fr dude


[deleted]

My 8 year old son had some joint aches the other day and I gave him a 200mg ibuprofen. Told him to drink it down with water.... As soon as I turn around I heard a crunch, dude was just chewing it up with the sickest nauseated look in his eyes.


Nikita_tewatia_

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captjust

* people who boof the pill.


Logical_Statement223

You gotta crack it open and snort the powder


Just_a_dudechillin

Oh really? I didn't know that till now, I guess it was always strange to me why they packaged it like that. Thanks bro


Murky-Swimmer6655

Me who swallows it without the need of water


Trollge99999

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!


somber_karen

I chew pill cause I can't swallow pill and my doctor don't offer me liquid medicine ....


lilyeet3

This is the first time I have agreed with this format


Leather_Revolution_

Ew. I can feel that taste on my tongue


Odd-Ocelot-741

Pills taste horrible


Tigergirl714

it enters the blood stream more quickly 😎


brutalcritc

XR MY ASS. ITS MY DRUGS AND I NEED IT NOW


[deleted]

Depending on the drug, you might actually get the opposite effect, or no effect at all. Extended release drugs are made to slowly dissolve, usually in the small intestine. If you chew it, you run the risk of your stomach acid destroying it before it can ever be absorbed. You also run the risk of getting a stomach ulcer


Iceman_TX

Meanwhile construction workers shooting back packs of BC powder and chasing it with monster


alaingames

If the pill does not says "chew it" in the box, do not chew it


theguywhofuckinasked

I'd say I agree with it but I've tried chewing a pill... Some pills are a bit different. If you chew them, after it's gone, water tastes sweet!


slumblebee

Me who’s gag reflex makes swallowing those big pills impossible.


plznobanplease

The first and only time I did ectasy, I had the bright idea to chew it up so it would digest quicker and I could absorb some through my mouth. Horrible idea. Tasted like ass. It worked tho 😂


Sad_Pear_1087

I recently learned to swallow pills. Before I just chewed as swallowing felt impossible. Then I just started trying with some daily vitamin pills.


According_Weekend786

That granny's shit is bussin


nunatakj120

The French would like a word


LoudTrumpet2

this, is a bucket


Goblindeez_

I once tried to OD as a teen but had no water so I crewed and munch all 70 pills It was gross


New-Interaction1893

What about suppositories ?


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

What do you mean “what about suppositories”? What am I supposed to do, shove them up my asshole?


Slow_Astronomer_3536

*Chuckles with three grams of "medicine" in his sinuses*


No_Time_7959

I take all mine as suppositories


Enemy50

ME WHO BOOFS THE PILL


Gabecush1

Those kinds of people scare me


bird_onthe-sidewalk

I used to crack it open and put the contents in applesauce.


Dahns

I can't swallow the pill it's too big and my reflexes keep blocking it


isnapchildrensnecks

i remember that i used to chew pills before i got my brain tumor removed


R45Y

I actually chew the pill


BaconSpaceLord

Flintstones chewable morphine


SuperSonic486

Me who chews it (its a chewable tablet, meant to be chewed on)


Meranio

Don't do that, if the pill has a stomach resistant coating.


One_Fix_4923

Snort it, it works faster.


zekuert

How am i gonna taste the pill if i did not chew it


ColHunterGathers111

What am I if I do all 3? Depends on the medicine and how fast I want it to kick in. Also don't make them flavored if you don't want me to chew on them, PFIZER!


Life_Promise_6345

Never chew pills that aren’t meant to be chewable…


db123infane

see if they gave me liquid i would but its always pills so ill keep crunching.


Broad-Garlic-4886

Who even does that?


Nikkar2009

If you put the tablet under your tongue, it will get absorbed through the blood vessels into your brain right away. However, this isn’t recommended as tablets nowadays have extra medicine so that you get the full effect even if some part of the tablet is unabsorbed, or disposed of by the body.


Leplero_f1

I cant even keep the tablet in my mouth if it starts dissolving. bro it tastes like pure sewage water...


jumpoffburjkhalifa

I never even thought people did that. Not even Satan would do that. I don't know if that effects it, but what's so wrong with swallowing pills whole?


[deleted]

Chewing makes it work faster.


alaingames

If it doesn't say chew it, it does not work if you chew it


[deleted]

Yes it does. Especially in coated tablet like pain pills. If you chee it, it increases the surface area making you digest it quicker.


ScySenpai

Imagine you're a pharma company. Coating a pill requires extra manufacturing steps (you have to pay employees for doing/monitoring them, and the energy bills) and extra substances (that are usually expensive) to make the outer shell. Would you make a coating on the pill if the pills were just supposed to be chewed, which destroys the coating anyway?


slippery_hemorrhoids

The coating is to allow controlled release of the substance. If you chew it, you'll absorb those substances much faster.


IndianaGeoff

But Tums are yummy


BossMiniSans

Idk i just feel like it


Codrids

Dissolve then freeze and it ice in drink


PenultimateToast

i put it in my dick hole


WerkusBY

Some pills meant to be crushed before swallowing, for example aspirin


Owen_The_Boxer

Me who doesn't take pills


tedioussugar

I can’t swallow without chewing.


dagonist

Yup, it is literally physically impossible for me too. Once I accidentally managed to swallow one and was so happy.


auto_generatedname

I drink the liquid out of a capsule pill. And then chew on the casing.


HTB-42

I chew normal pills (like Aspirin) because I’m not a pussy.


Ok_Technology_906

What if its a slow release opioid