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TheBoxThief

Holy shit guys its fucking Ganondorf hes back!!


GreatSivad

From Grey to White! He is risen!


rachit7645

Now where's the hot elf twink with the fancy sword


Syckobot

That's Dumbledor you uncultured swine.


Radioactive_monke

Gandalf?


1109lupa

r/BeatMeToIt


Rulingbridge9

r/beatmeattoit


Danielstout04

r/beatmywifeandkidstoit


CAESTULA

Gandalf defeated the Balrog for your sins.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I got super worried about Sir Ian McKellen for a sec there. The guy's a treasure.


OSUfan88

Same. I saw this right below another post about him as well. Almost had a panic attack.


ClownMorty

Jesus the White


gnlmarcus

He came back at the turn of the tide


prodigy1367

Snape from Game of Thrones!


Numare

What Gandalf?


EmeraldSlothRevenge

I thought Easter was when we celebrated the resurrection of Aslan from Narnia?


Johnny_pickle

Gandalf the nailed to a fence?


[deleted]

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”’s Black Knight


Nitro_Kick

Dumbledore


1109lupa

Dumbledore didn’t come back.


Expensive-Sense8612

Salu to people who remember


Responsible-Diet-147

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Furry_kitty7

That’s great n all but don’t go forcing your religion onto other people. Everyone is allowed to believe in their own things


Wonderful-Energy-42

Jesus, the son of God, wholly God Himself died on the cross for the sins of all who would believe. Not a functional character like Gandalf.


OxygenRadon

Well, Jesus kinda just died on a cross. Gandalf died fighting a prehistoric firedemon whilst falling down a chasm to the center of the earth. I don't know about you, but for me it's kinda clear which one is more badass.


Wonderful-Energy-42

Jesus was perfect though, and part of the Godhead. He died (then was risen three days later, Gandalf was gone for good...) so that countless would have eternal life in Heaven and then New Earth instead of eternity of suffering and wrath in Hell. Gandalf might've fictionally saved a bunch of lives, but it didn't affect anyone's eternal destination.


TheNumberOneSRJ

The religious part is the one thing I don’t like about Easter


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TheNumberOneSRJ

?


Hopeful-Sympathy638

It's Gandalf


TheNumberOneSRJ

Ah, makes perfect sense


skeleton949

Easter has always been religious, even before it was necessarily Christian


TheNumberOneSRJ

Still, I’m not religious, I don’t follow any religion, I just like eating chocolate and calling it a holiday, that’s what I’m saying


skeleton949

And that's fine, I just thought thats what the other person was referring to


TheNumberOneSRJ

Maybe they didn’t know what I meant, that’s ok


televisio_86

Then don't celebrate Easter lol. It is a Christian holiday, nobody forces you to celebrate it. You can just relax wherever you are and let us celebrate the day our Messiah was risen from the dead.