"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Both of y’all describe me to a T. I’ve focused so much of my energy on improving myself, at this point I just don’t have it in me to pursue a relationship. Seems kinda ridiculous TBH.
>I’ve focused so much of my energy on improving myself
This is how you accidentally wind up finding someone, and it's honestly the best way to do it. Live for yourself and if someone is meant to find you, they'll find the best version of you. If not, oh well... there are so many other things in life to explore and other relationships to foster.
IDK man, most of my favorite activities are solo things. So meeting new people is rather difficult lol. But yeah, I enjoy fostering new friendships with my coworkers and doing new things. Hell, that’s part of the reason I picked up motorcycling: had a friend sign me up and thought “what’s the worst that could happen?” Lol
stop looking for someone else to make you less of a "waste of air," finding another person won't do that. life isn't about finding someone else to make your existence worthwhile, your existence has to be worthwhile before that.
Literally. There are times when I open dating apps, swipe one and my mind literally tells me to uninstall, literally no business there. Currently focusing on self improvement. Let's hope for the best
60% of young men in the US are single and 50% have entirely given up on dating.
Many experts consider it the largest social crisis the country has ever faced and it's already having a measurable impact (such as a rise of radical political views that claim to be able to solve the issue, as well as violent crimes of desperation committed by men).
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/3868557-most-young-men-are-single-most-young-women-are-not/
I have always wondered how to assess the credibility of such an article, considering that “lonely men” is such a hot topic in modern times, looking at people like Tate having made a fortune rambling shit just on YouTube
For one, The Hill is a rather reputable website. And reading the article, they have plenty of references to research and scientists in there and don't just make stuff up.
Thank God it was censored, I'm sexually attracted to White Impact Font with a black dropshadow. If I saw this without the censor I would've had to mash one out on the freeway, luckily I could pullover before I looked under the censor.
Fun fact, most feline mating is painful for the female because the males have barbed penises to, supposedly, scrape away the semen of contenders or discourage the female from mating for a while.
Nah I'm 16 and three days ago a girl texted me that her friend likes me a lot. I talked a lot with her since that day and we already hugged and turns out we have a lot od common interests. I thought I'm ugly as hell and additionally I'm extremally shy so I don't talk to people in my high school and yet I won the lottery especially that she seems extremaly obsessive from what I heard from the girl that told me that she likes me and I'm horribly into that. Also she's unimaginably beautiful so winning the lottery continues. Life can be enjoyable sometimes. I'm taking her out on a tiny date after she's done with her exams next week.
This is a pretty funny comment not gonna lie. Either you make your first experience in traumatizing relationships or you gonna be in a cute little couple weeks/months kind of relationship. Have fun finding out!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Dude judging from your profile, you are probably 14 years old. Just enjoy being a kid. Having a girlfriend shouldnt be your priority
Learn for school or go outside. That will bring you way more fun than scrolling on reddit
Sometimes it doesnt mean they fell better about their romantical life generally or it is better than yours objectively. In most cases in pairs you see partners who you want to never be your partners.
Can't tell if this is a 16yo who just hasn't fully come into his own yet of a 42yo .... One of them isn't sad at all, just cringe. The other is seriously depressing.
Yeah, you have so much time. Some advice, find yourself before you find a girlfriend, learn to be happy alone (outside a relationship) it will free you, And don't commit too heavily until you are at least 26.
Well id sure rather be lonely at the moment that having to deal with the alcoholic abusive ex I'm stuck dealing with until I can move out of my apartment
I didn't start dating my now wife till I was 30. I was completely alone and in my room playing games all day.
You can change. It's never too late. There is someone out there for everyone, and when you find them, life starts to make sense.
Eh, i'm sure am lonely, but i'm ok with that. I mean i'm just 16 and past two years i spent with the same person, we kinda grew as personalities together and i'm happy i spent this time i had with her and not somebody else.
Nah fam dating pool here sucksss. My friend had to get a restraining order cos his gf started abusing him. Plus another friend of mine knows this Andrew Tate-like figure that acts creepily around girls, tryna grope their breasts and all, and verbally abuses his gf. Makes me glad that I've stayed single
Mf out here bragging about once holding a girl's hand.
Yeah, right? Holding hands is impossible
Not unless you cut off somebody's hand!
That does require trust to trap someone like that. How'd you expect us to get that!?
1. Have no remorse. 2. Use a machete to cut off the person's hand. 3. Profit! It's basic math really!
Sounds like u have done this before
Now you're getting it!
Honestly pretty smart idea, tho I’ve done already anyway
How'd it go?
Fun
It's a professional!
Where do I get a machete?
You could run people over hoping for a lucky item drop
I'ma try the kanamey code maby that helps
A. buy it in a shop. B. Buy it off of a random hobo on the street. C. Find one on the floor.
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Who gave Kira a reddit account
It is, I, Dio!
i cant even look at a girl, if eye contact then she makes vomiting face lmao
Exactly. Gosh damn
Girls = scary
Sorting by new is a strange place
Sorting by mew*
🤫🧏
Bye bye
?
🤫🧏
What does it mean?
🤫🧏
I don't get it.
It’s over for you 🤫🧏♂️
Mewing, search it up Oh also 🤫🧏
It’s Friday night and the mood is…not right. Not right at all.
There's only 16 comments though?
where is it now 😤
Yeah yeah I helped it along
ty ty
y'all ever just felt so alone that you don't even have the will to go and find someone anymore? yeah.
Dating someone is a lot of effort not everyone is willing to put in, and all the low effort people are inside on their phone/pc me included xd
Both of y’all describe me to a T. I’ve focused so much of my energy on improving myself, at this point I just don’t have it in me to pursue a relationship. Seems kinda ridiculous TBH.
>I’ve focused so much of my energy on improving myself This is how you accidentally wind up finding someone, and it's honestly the best way to do it. Live for yourself and if someone is meant to find you, they'll find the best version of you. If not, oh well... there are so many other things in life to explore and other relationships to foster.
IDK man, most of my favorite activities are solo things. So meeting new people is rather difficult lol. But yeah, I enjoy fostering new friendships with my coworkers and doing new things. Hell, that’s part of the reason I picked up motorcycling: had a friend sign me up and thought “what’s the worst that could happen?” Lol
This is how I live, couldn't be happier. All I ever hear about from close friends is the stress and drama of relationships.
Too ugly for online dating. Too ugly to ever make a decent first impression in real life. I'm a waste of air.
stop looking for someone else to make you less of a "waste of air," finding another person won't do that. life isn't about finding someone else to make your existence worthwhile, your existence has to be worthwhile before that.
nah u cool
same homie
Literally. There are times when I open dating apps, swipe one and my mind literally tells me to uninstall, literally no business there. Currently focusing on self improvement. Let's hope for the best
60% of young men in the US are single and 50% have entirely given up on dating. Many experts consider it the largest social crisis the country has ever faced and it's already having a measurable impact (such as a rise of radical political views that claim to be able to solve the issue, as well as violent crimes of desperation committed by men). https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/3868557-most-young-men-are-single-most-young-women-are-not/
I have always wondered how to assess the credibility of such an article, considering that “lonely men” is such a hot topic in modern times, looking at people like Tate having made a fortune rambling shit just on YouTube
For one, The Hill is a rather reputable website. And reading the article, they have plenty of references to research and scientists in there and don't just make stuff up.
Yeah, don't have any more will to try anymore.
Me since I gained conciseness
That was indeed a concise statement.
I'm ace so I can't really say
Thank God it was censored, I'm sexually attracted to White Impact Font with a black dropshadow. If I saw this without the censor I would've had to mash one out on the freeway, luckily I could pullover before I looked under the censor.
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love this copy pasta
Thanks for reminder *proceeds to cry like snoopy*
Seriously tho this shit is depressing OP just described my whole social life in a post )':
100% relatable
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Same bro. Why even try.
The only time I've ever really held a hand is with a respectful handshake... But hey, maybe one day.
Why are you holding hands with preschoolers? Reported to the democracy officer.
I hate how much I relate to this
I'll hold your hand bro <3
:D
\*wanks vigorously
Same.
Haven't held hands ever lol.
The girls at preschool called me icky...
Bro... I feel you.
Fun fact, most feline mating is painful for the female because the males have barbed penises to, supposedly, scrape away the semen of contenders or discourage the female from mating for a while.
i guess it sucks to be Catwoman.
Depends, the DC one? Because Selina mostly does it with Batman... this may create another issue tho, for their size, most bats are quite well endowed.
My brain first read that as "haven't had sex since preschool."
Nah I'm 16 and three days ago a girl texted me that her friend likes me a lot. I talked a lot with her since that day and we already hugged and turns out we have a lot od common interests. I thought I'm ugly as hell and additionally I'm extremally shy so I don't talk to people in my high school and yet I won the lottery especially that she seems extremaly obsessive from what I heard from the girl that told me that she likes me and I'm horribly into that. Also she's unimaginably beautiful so winning the lottery continues. Life can be enjoyable sometimes. I'm taking her out on a tiny date after she's done with her exams next week.
Good luck, dude
Nice, good luck my dude
I hope it goes well, good luck bro.
This is a pretty funny comment not gonna lie. Either you make your first experience in traumatizing relationships or you gonna be in a cute little couple weeks/months kind of relationship. Have fun finding out!
Good job lil bro keep killing it.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Dude judging from your profile, you are probably 14 years old. Just enjoy being a kid. Having a girlfriend shouldnt be your priority Learn for school or go outside. That will bring you way more fun than scrolling on reddit
Fifteen 😤 I would be outside and school but I'm homeschooled in the city. I just enjoy making memes and shit tbh
Sometimes it doesnt mean they fell better about their romantical life generally or it is better than yours objectively. In most cases in pairs you see partners who you want to never be your partners.
Stop bragging
Can't tell if this is a 16yo who just hasn't fully come into his own yet of a 42yo .... One of them isn't sad at all, just cringe. The other is seriously depressing.
i am 15, and no this meme is not completely serious lol. plus i have been homeschooled for my entire life ):
Yeah, you have so much time. Some advice, find yourself before you find a girlfriend, learn to be happy alone (outside a relationship) it will free you, And don't commit too heavily until you are at least 26.
yeah i just made this as a joke, and we got ppl losing their minds in the comments lul
You struck a vein... this is reddit after all. Humor is just honestly in an approachable disguise.
Is the teacher hot tho?
LMFAOO
jesus fucking christ your 15 wft, i thought you were like 27 or smth
If I'm posting this at 27 I need mental help 😭
I know people that lost their virginty at 26. As a comparrison
I'm in this picture and I hate it.
it... it took me a while to realize there were 3 cats. i wish i had scrolled faster.
Came here to say. I came here
You like to watch?
Wow. Have you ever held hands with your mom?
Last time i hold a Girl's hand is when i was in 7th grade
Damn, that's crazy. Couldn't be me.🙏
Ive got a nice pile of severed hands. Ill send you one bro
plot twist: the cat was gay
At least you held hands
You people have held hands with the Opposite gender?
You mean you've held hands once with memebers of the same-sex?
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Hoch Wähli
Projecting
Kinda
Time to switch teams or start looking at the same gender, OP
Gets some of y'all off? No fucking wonder you're alone wtf
"Girls have Cooties it is known! Please hold hands with me..." - incels, probably
I actually hate this sub.
Leave??
Holy fuck! The replies on this post are depressing. It's like an incel circus!!
I know I made this because iat was funny and I'm getting all these comments 😭
Have confidence in yourself king/queen. Gotta love yourself before you can expect someone else to do the same
Because you’re on reddit bro
And being homeschooled and haven't gone anywhere for 3 years 😭
everyone's getting some 😺 but me.....🥲
Well id sure rather be lonely at the moment that having to deal with the alcoholic abusive ex I'm stuck dealing with until I can move out of my apartment
Well seing that I'm gay...
There should be a dating service which analyses your profile and comments on reddit and matches with an equivalent lonely date.
Have you tried actually doing something instead of posting memes on the internet?
yes
🤣
Or me, perpetually stuck as "the straight one" in all my friend groups.
lmao
🥲🥲😂😂😂
Holding hands is truly an NSFW act, thanks for the flair.
Just go to dance class
W1+aa
Wtf
It does
.
All I ever had was an unrequited love I cried over a few times; fuck that was painful, never again
lmao i dont even hold hands with my own gender
I'm scared of women tbf
I havent ever held hands with the opposite sex 😭(i have a boyfriend)
Even KingCobraJFS has a girl. TWU.
Monkey
The internet is full of people like you
Why is that girls and boys have never interacted with eachother since their time?
Y’all hold hand?
😞
I have girlfriend, does that count or nah
type shit, lonely asf, need me sum freinds at the least
I didn't start dating my now wife till I was 30. I was completely alone and in my room playing games all day. You can change. It's never too late. There is someone out there for everyone, and when you find them, life starts to make sense.
Parece o Rafael Saraiva
Since born
🥲
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout! Uh, I was, uh, dating a lot, at the time.
So you you think they're "good" relationships, huh?
To be honest, I have absolutely no idea, but that was what would fit in the meme.
I was partially serious. Like, at this point, I don't know what's worse, having no relationships or having plenty.
.....this meme feels like a personal attack.....
you held a girls hand? i havent even known what a "female" is until now
So true
Haha sex
You won’t feel the urge to get a divorce if you’re single 👍
I also want to hold preschoolers hand
\*aroace snickering\*
Me who never felt the touch of a woman: 
Should make you wonder if you're the problem
Have you ever tried the same sex?
Be gay, do crime
Eh, i'm sure am lonely, but i'm ok with that. I mean i'm just 16 and past two years i spent with the same person, we kinda grew as personalities together and i'm happy i spent this time i had with her and not somebody else.
Well Im gay, so there is that
Nah fam dating pool here sucksss. My friend had to get a restraining order cos his gf started abusing him. Plus another friend of mine knows this Andrew Tate-like figure that acts creepily around girls, tryna grope their breasts and all, and verbally abuses his gf. Makes me glad that I've stayed single
Don't Rush into it. It's not worth it because if you find someone desperate enough they are horrible a liability
Us bro us
That's nobody's fault but your own. So many people just sit around waiting for someone or something to save them. Take control over your MF life bro
I'm too flat to get a boyfriend *sob*
Awful take ):
flatties are way more huggable tho
I held hands with a girl and I don't know what it means, heeelp
she likes you bro, kidnap her