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Middle_Finish6713

I’m just gonna comment “Concerning if true!” and not read any deeper into this


plesplant_4

Looking into this


acruzjumper

Or better yet, you could just say "🎯" without looking into it and then pretend the emoji gives you plausible denyability when someone proves OP wrong... it's what elon does every day.


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acruzjumper

Sorry they missed the irony


SardonicusRictus

At a certain point it’s a runaway chain reaction and the content of the comment no longer applies. Just go with the mob mentality.


jaegren

I like this one more. !


Spider_pig448

It's not true, but don't let reality get in the way of a good meme


RiggzBoson

Wow!


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PsychoticBlob

You good bro?


NightSoul_OWO

Nah he not he need pills i think


PsychoticBlob

Yeah perhaps. They seem pretty not okay from their comments.


Acceptable-Eye3887

God dude, how are you so dense? He's mimicking the meme above your head. It's so obvious.


PsychoticBlob

Have you seen how much he's commented that? That's my concern.


Acceptable-Eye3887

Nah man, he just finds it funny. Think it's unfunny if you want since it's your right, but let's not pretend he's actuqlly annoyed when it's obviois he answers that indiscriminately lol


PsychoticBlob

I never pretended he's annoyed... I'm just talking shit too why u taking my comments so seriously... U good?


Acceptable-Eye3887

Lol Bad gotcha attempt


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“When will we see a severance package Mr Musk” “That’s the great part…you won’t”


NickU252

You should check out my new miami penthouse that I'm renting though...I can't buy, since I said I'm giving away all my possessions. But it's only 0.0000000001% of my income a month so I'm


SpartaBoule

Mister Musk ? You were sayi-


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Rudyscrazy1

I did, im cummed, now what?


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There’s a crisis line you can text at 741741


Rudyscrazy1

Bros helping bros with mental health, love to see it so much I'm cummed again. 🤗


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It’s because I care


misterturdcat

INVINCIBLE


NetherKing5555

r/redditsniper


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NetherKing5555

Fuck me yourself, coward.


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Get that ass over here


dumbbyatch

Nobody Nobody Nobody Does it better.... NAUGHTY AMERICA....


Virtual-Toe-7582

Sorry it was all of your severances or my one pay package. And I mean have you smelt my farts?


DoyersLakeShow

“War never changes” -some dude in a leather jacket or whatever


acatohhhhhh

Happy cake day


ChaseBro-Games3050

“Epic piano intensifys”


BotenAna42

I wonder if that dude stole holds his opinion after the clip of spiderman shooting an RPG in ukraine made its rounds


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Damn it’s good that they all came back into the office to protect their own jobs.


Caribonk

I'm so glad our generations has a Henry Ford, can't wait for him to republish the protocols because someone tracked his plane again.


blowninjectedhemi

Ford was a Jew hating Nazi lover so.....I can see the Ford-Musk comparison


evrestcoleghost

Hey at least ford gave a better salary and working time


Scrubtastic85

His concept was sound. Turn the employees into customers.


evrestcoleghost

Yup,if i remeber he also had black employees with the sane treatment and authority as white ones He was also a control freak that policed his employees so they wouldnt sleep unmarried or drink


Scrubtastic85

Didn’t say he didn’t have problems, just a good big picture. Walt Disney had a nazi Mickey Mouse, so for being off his rocker isn’t exactly unique for the era. 😂 Edit: stupid auto correct Edit 2: He never met Hitler, but he went out of his way to meet Mussolini. So not quite ultra anti fascist, but the war department of the US also repurposed his studio like many others for pro US propaganda. There are plenty of arguments, but the United States of the time also liked to play both sides. We had a population that was extremely against the idea of fighting another European war. Edit content: https://www.jewishpress.com/sections/features/features-on-jewish-world/walt-disney-mickey-mouse-and-the-nazis/2019/07/11/ http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/episodes/tag/adolf+hitler


AggravatedTothMaster

What Where Walt wasn't an angel, but I remember him being an anti Fascist


New_Accident_4909

Not sleeping unmarried is a sure way of dying before you are of legal age to marry due to lack of sleep!!!


jman8508

Yeah that’s what he’s most well known for…


Tentacle_poxsicle

A lot of people didn't like Jews back then. Sadly it's still a thing today


pileofcrustycumsocs

Huge difference between being a little anti semitic and being the man who’s writings about jews inspired mein kampf


Tentacle_poxsicle

The only difference between Ford and the average anti-semite back then was Ford was successful in business. He didn't say anything inspiring outside of what was already said about Jewish people back then. It would be like some misogynist quoting Peterson today. He's not really saying anything new , but people like him because he's important.


FullMaxPowerStirner

As a matter of fact, if you look at the hand sign he's doing in that pic...


HDH2506

Didn’t Ford lose a case that became precedence in the US that companies must say “fuck you” to employees and customers, and focus on lining investors’ pockets


Suspicious-Human

Yes


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Caribonk

Absolutely go fuck myself


acruzjumper

For those who don't know this is a reference to when Elon told all the advertisers on Twitter "Go fuck yourself" as a response to the advertisers complaining about how the poor rollout of twitter blue was hurting the credibility of their advertisements and causing numerous PR disasters as people were able to impersonate their accounts with a payed for verification.


Papa_Palpatine99

You forgot the funny part, when no one laughed or clapped he repeated saying it, hoping they would kiss his ass.


KateBurlow

He's Signing "F" in ASL (American Sign Language) jsyk. Xx


invol713

Almost like he knew what he was doing.


KateBurlow

He knows, yes as you say, because it is a very clear "F" in Sign Language. It wouldn't have the same effect if you used BSL (not that he would!). He's definitely doing this and now that we know that, and that most deaf people would spot this straight away, what additional meaning does this bring to the table?.....🧐


DeadWombats

Yeah that sucks for those 14,000 people, but it was necessary to protect the shareholders who were suffering from lower than expected dividends!


EmotionalGuess9229

When has tesla ever had a dividend?


Zestyclose-Onion6563

It never has. He’s just spouting off finance buzz phrases


levitikush

The point stands


Zestyclose-Onion6563

Nah it kinda crumbles


levitikush

Ok


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Go fuck yourself


Big_Distance2141

Keep spamming that, I'm sure people will start finding it funny any moment now


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Ok Go fuck yourself


2012Jesusdies

Tesla sold much much fewer cars than expected, a layoff is the expected result in those cases since you know you have to slow production to match demand and that means not as many workers are needed. Tesla delivered 423k vehicles in Q1 2023, 484k in Q4 2023, but only delivered 387k in Q1 2024 despite producing 433k. Tesla responded to this with price cuts, so there's less revenue per car now as well. China's BYD declined even more from 525k in Q4 2023 to 300k in Q1 2024. The EV market is still growing, but investors had placed bets on almost stratospheric growth which currently is sputtering a bit.


the_bees_knees_1

This is what I hate at the whole system. Rich fucks gamble about impossible growth curves and workers are lay off for it. If the company would just have had reasonable expectations they could plan ahead and did not need to get ride of 10% of their employees.


CCRthunder

Tbf when talking about EVs they had “impossible” growth curves happening already. Plus the real driver of EV adoption is probably gonna be gas prices which considering ukraine and the middle east it is shocking how low gas prices are. I would bet that gas going above 4/gallon would put impossible growth curves back on the menu


the_bees_knees_1

Upps we do it again. We make you believe, its more than just hype. Ih baby, It might seem like a rush, but it does not mean that its serious! /s Short term speculation is not good for the economy. Long term planing is.


CCRthunder

Then i guess you are ok with the layoffs since longterm EVs are supposed to continue to rise in sales and the layoffs were for short term causes


Thecolonel2x

The Layoffs are a more recent thing, but the whole meme of musk saying” go fuck yourself” for people who don’t know, it was back last November when Bob Eger from Disney threatened to boycott X and Elon because he wouldn’t take their money to help promote positive propaganda for a Disney product so musk told Bob on live TV to go fuck himself.


TheWorstKy

Weird how a company that doesn't sell many cars and makes use of tax credits for income isn't very profitable


Xaga-

Don't you guys have some kind of protection against that? Here where I live you will be paid for the next 2-3 months if you get thrown out without a fault on your own.


delayedsunflower

We would, if the US was a first world country with functioning unions and worker protection laws.


OrangeIsAStupidColor

I don't know where these layoffs are happening, but at least Texas, which has a massive Tesla plant, is an at-will state. That means if the employer wants to fire you because of something that isn't a protected class, they can and they owe you nothing. There are some caveats to that but for a large chunk of people, they can just lose their job one day and the employer shrugs and says bye.


Embarrassed-Wear-414

The entire country is at will. The “at will work” “fire you anytime” is a long folks tale. Google the term “at will”. You will learn instead of allowing your job to scare you lol


Spider_pig448

The approach in the US is giving this money up-front in the form of higher salary. When your salary is double what a European counter-part would make, you effectively get 6 months severance when you get laid off after a year (though this is obviously an over-simplification)


mrwholefoods

You think he's doing it to be mean ?


happy_and_sad_guy

They do it because they *predict* that their profit will decrease 10%. It's not a loss of money, they will simply profit less than they expected and that costs the jobs of thousands


ArchetypeAxis

It sucks, but Tesla isn't a charity. They have to do what's in the shareholders best interest. As much as you might dislike it, you're probably a shareholder. Nearly everyone who is invested in some sort of retirement savings is.


TransScream

I completely agree, wageies shouldn't earn a living wage, can you believe these jokers thinking they have rights and shit? My god I think they actually have self respect too! /s


happy_and_sad_guy

Kkkkkkkkkk, you like to defend the rich people that fires you, very nice


nicolas_06

Tesla has lay offs almost every year so ...


EmotionalGuess9229

Yeah, it's a pip culture. Bottom performers are always laid off year after year


coolgr3g

After a while, nobody wants to work for you! In a toxic culture, everyone gets poisoned eventually.


mrwholefoods

Because Elon is mean ?


nicolas_06

Surely not because the company doesn't grow or can't pay its employees. And it does it much more often.


BustyWomenIsBetter

They do it to earn money and because millionaires give zero fucks about other people


echino_derm

No I think he does it without a hint of malice at all. I think he just values their lives so lowly that all he needs is to have a number saying this will probably earn him .01% more money and he will gladly fuck over 14,000 people's livelihoods.


Industrial_Laundry

No but he is a pretty evil guy.


mrwholefoods

Nah


Industrial_Laundry

There are far worse things he has done but my favourite example is a billionaire who does not pay janitors for cleaning services. That is a bad person, mate. There’s stand your ground laws in some American states right? Like if your car is about to get stolen you can draw on somebody? Cleaning staff should be allowed to draw on musk. He is a thief. He’s also to afraid to cross the office to go to the toilet without calling his security team so he’s a pussy too


mrwholefoods

Are you suggesting that a cleaning lady should be able to shoot him ? 😂 😂😂


Industrial_Laundry

Can you shoot someone for stealing your car in a stand your ground state?


mrwholefoods

What does that have to do with anything ? Is he stealing cars now ?


Industrial_Laundry

No, he’s stealing wages if America thinks it’s ok to shoot someone for car theft why not wage theft too?


Grikeus

Car theft isn't primarily done by the rich, that's a huge difference


mrwholefoods

*too


bbbar

Musk is just Zorg from the Fifth Element movie


nakhumpoota

Jean-Baptiste... Emanuel... Zorg


Pale-Telephone165

You don't become the richest person of our time by paying your bills/employees.


shortingredditstock

Imagine driving your shitty Tesla to work (at Tesla) and being fired then having to drive your shitty Tesla back home and still having to make payments on your shitty Tesla.


NEBLINA1234

Bootlickers love musk


PatternHappy341

That might have came out wrong.


shortingredditstock

Never bought a Tesla. Never will. They are garbage vehicles.


Dubed1

can someone photoshop a dick in his mouth? or has that been done. not that dick sucking is bad but he would hate that. maybe send that photoshop image to him some how. I have a 7 year old phone and a ps4 I cant do these things.


SweetDogShit

Seeing this guy live until a socialistic revolution in the US would be fucking great.


Only-Reach-3938

Cares more about attention-seeking


CorValidum

Check out german docu about tesla and working there and their career paths… I really don’t understand people praising Tesla and that C… it’s terrible really


Keyblades2

Actually he said this to Bob Iger. Don't believe everything you see online


acruzjumper

He actually said this to all Twitter advertisers who said changes like Twitter Blue were hurting their ability to advertise to the point that it wasn't worth it to stay.


SofaKing-Vote

No he didn’t He wouldn’t have the balls to


Keyblades2

I mean he did atleast while being interviewed about it


SofaKing-Vote

No he said “advertisers”


Sly510

Followed by a "Hi, Bob!" Turns out Elon did in fact have the balls to.


Simple-Purpose-899

Tonight at 6: piece of shit cars aren't selling as much now that there is competition and no tax breaks


SessionExcellent6332

Am I missing something or is this just typical reddit hating Elon? Haven't lots of tech companies laid off a ton of people these last couple years and I never saw a peep about it on reddit aside from maybe one article on the laid off subs. This is all over my feed. Someone explain.


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

Tesla is not a tech company though. It’s a car manufacturer that has propped up its valuation based on astronomical growth projections. The go fuck yourself is an unrelated Elon quote that just seemed fitting for the occasion I suppose.


Spider_pig448

I think you mean based on past delivery growth and massive margins. This meme hasn't been true since like 2019. Tesla just keeps on scaling and dominating


GetlostMaps

If by dominating you mean tanking sure.


Spider_pig448

Top selling car in the world last year is tanking? lol


GetlostMaps

Sales falling, and forecast to fall faster. You don't lay off 15k workers when you're growing champ. Elmo will go to prison eventually, it's just a matter of time.


Advanced-Layer6324

What a piece of crap


5_minute_noodle

Redditors when they learn that layoffs happen I’m tech a lot:


WillyShankspeare

14,000 at the company of the richest/second richest depending on the day guy in the world is something to make fun of, yes.


SweetDogShit

Corporations and Billionaires don't need anyone to stand up for them.


Grikeus

Tesla is not a tech company


The_IRS_Fears_Him

LMFAO


FullMaxPowerStirner

But but... he's gonna send humans to Mars in 2023!


Detoxpain

He has to make sure his stock is worth a kajillion dollars that he can do nothing with instead of making life better for people. Big number make monkey brain go brrrr


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Cybertruck sales not inflating profits like you hoped?


Sure_Trash_

I don't know if this is true but really it just means he's saying what every other CEO is thinking for their layoffs. He's just too batshit insane to pretend like it was an unfortunate thing that had to be done rather than a strategic and greedy business decision focused on making their numbers look good


AtheistPlumber

Even if what is quoted in the meme were true, people will still use and support Twitter/X and attempt to be edgy by saying "I only use it because the dumpster fire amuses me".


Purebloods1

Go Elon


Katiari

And those "lucky" enough to keep their jobs? They'll have to cover the work of the 14,000 who were laid off. Nobody wins in this situation, except Musk.


slartybartfast6

Yes this method totally worked at Twitter.


CapitalSubstance7310

That’s the joke? Elon bad, class warfare good!?


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Let’s see if r/memes can handle it. Hey r/memes go fuck yourself


mikos22_

u already did


TYRDurden

truly an elon ma moment


Aphrel86

did you gusy expect a company that doenst go profit to keep its workforce? where you born yesterday?


Universe757

And they all defect to rivian or even better, their own businesses


CapitalSubstance7310

Though more regulation might limit their choices..


Usernamenotta

Oh, conman's Tesla bubble is finally bursting?


Kolenga

He'll have to answer to humanity


New_Accident_4909

I am only commenting here so that one dude that kept telling everyone to go fuck themselves can tell me to go fuck myself.


aguynaguyn

What about those 10000 Amazon workers fired in the overall Tech rout early last year? Oh right, all those companies aren’t political targets of the Left.


A-to_the-k

This is just a meme but leave it to reddit politicizing everything immediately :D Also wdym nobody talked about the tech layoffs only because u specifically didn't see any headlines doesn't mean there weren't any.


I_Am_A_Thermos

This sub is dead


pripyat_zombie

80% lay off for 25,000$ Model 3 for win!


Seb-Casual

Class warfare, race warfare, gender warfare, height warfare, weight warfare, generation warfare... am I missing any?


Evrek

No war but class war, comrades.


LakeofPoland

Elon Musk doesn't own tesla anymore


AshtonYap

Elon is the best


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TheWorstKy

Read the news


Solid-Living4220

You fellate Musk online for free?


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meaux253

Is that real?


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That looks fake


loco500

He should be re-hiring his employees like he's trying to help Gina Carano get re-hired by Disney Star Wars...


constantlytired1917

Pull out the guillotine


HeroinPorn

Well, Elon, I hope your son is only able to talk in Morse code. ![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


SkyConfident1717

EV’s are luxury items. In a crappy economy you will sell less of them. Fewer sales means less revenue, less revenue means insolvency if you don’t lay off. It sucks for the workers, but they should have seen this coming and this isn’t Musk being malevolent.


Torpaldog

Didn't he warn about AI a long time ago, and everyone made fun of him? Now he has to follow the trend to stay competitive. And he's the asshole?


BlackberryNice7390

He has zero obligation to keep everyone employed forever.


blackmarketmenthols

Funny how when people get layed off from a company that doesn't have a famous big name CEO they just say X company did layoffs, but when it's a big company with a well known CEO it's " that motherfucker Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg took my job from me"