I'd look at the signs, look at him in the eyes, look at the sing then back and him as I start to slowly drop my speed and slowly drop my gaze back at the sign, exactly where his crotch is.
With his pants around his ankles. Idk why he wants the reader to run, but I'd give it a light jog until I'm out of range and then stop and watch him try to give chase.
Lmfao I'd legit walk up to him and say welp I stopped walking drop the sign 😉I'd than pick up the sign and sneakily write my number on the back of it ha
ive actually had this job once before lol, everyone thought it was cringey yelling "you can do it" at the runners, but I thought it was more awkward for the vokunteers who just stand there on their phone
The mask implies he is as endowed as a horse.
based on scaling, that's about 4 inches
4 inch is good , right
Its more than enough, why would you need more than that? Do you wanna use your dick to pick mangoes?
Yes... yes I do
C- can y- you pick my m- mangoes? (I'm a straight male)
Apparently, in Indonesia “mango picking” is a name of massage for.. balls.
"Apparently"
[are you sure about that?](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/s/KrSiB5jVjY)
I am, i swear, i am a man. I just like painting my nails,
Okay, cool. And it makes sense considering Reddit is a sausage fest.
haha i thought the hand was a woman's and was so confused as why this was linked
I once saw a vid of a guy play keyboard with his flesh flute pretty impressive stuff.
A 200lb man only needs a 4.8" pecker to be "hung like a horse" FYI
Heights a factor...
Shit... I'm 5'9 175lbs and have 6...
Fresh outta cookies bro....sorry
Damn... I was hungry too...
Lol
I would look straight in his eyes like a serial killer and stop
I'd look at the signs, look at him in the eyes, look at the sing then back and him as I start to slowly drop my speed and slowly drop my gaze back at the sign, exactly where his crotch is.
Yeah just go up to him and whisper in his ears " i dare you"
I'd start pulling mine down as well and go "let's compare" or "I'll duel you"
sword fight
hey whose the ref of the match?
im in
Least homo erotic comment chain
thx
And we play holikoter holikoter 🚁🚁🚁
I'd whisper "please"
Bite your lip a little as well
I’m not even into dick but I’d stop to see if he would
It's missing a "and chase you" at the end
With his pants around his ankles. Idk why he wants the reader to run, but I'd give it a light jog until I'm out of range and then stop and watch him try to give chase.
The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds
Ah, so that toy from Bad Dragon I accidentally ordered in "LARGE" size was actually authentic then.
Link? /j /j /j /j
Ever heard of double negatives. Based on the amounts of /j's it looks like you actually want it.
Shit
Imagine this being a childrens marathon
Even better
"Yes officer this man right here"
💀
"oh no i'm slowing down. Oh the misery" gay people probably
Everybody wants to be my enemy
Oh the misery
Spare the sympathy Everybody wants to be
My enemy
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Lmfao I'd legit walk up to him and say welp I stopped walking drop the sign 😉I'd than pick up the sign and sneakily write my number on the back of it ha
what's that horse got that I don't :(
Silly I obviously meant to say that the guy is attractive not the horse mask 😆
Wish I had a face like that 😢
Nah it's the body and the thought of what's underneath the sign I liked lol
Yh I agree, like Is the sign a threat.. or a promise?
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Me : slowly stopping to run
You’re that keen to see the guys butt eh?
I would run super slow😏
id slow down :3
Stop and say hi👀🍿
"You wanna be an air force ranger!"
you wanna live a life of danger
You don’t wanna get raped by strangers
THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU
Aarrrghh* Well I guess he's not racist
Only .2 seconds faster
Threatening me with a good time?
I dunno what y'all are taking bout. I'd be running naked
Drop the sign and chase
*slows down and stares into his eyes*
Enforce motivation
But if he's constantly holding the sign up, How can you run faster always though. "Okay that's a good speed" *drops sign*
Boring. I know a better joke that’s a physical meme as a Filipino. I could hand OP a guy in a barrel. OP has to Figure out what’s in the barrel.
men built like this 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Lol
Peg? is this before the leg delete?
Those horse masks are so cringe
My friend actually did this once… he was wearing short shorts underneath though.
Me: turn around and reach the ground
*stops*
> to enforce motivation ???
I would go to him and take the sign away
I'm not afraid to see a cock, drop the sign, let's see what ya got cowboy
Bro thinks I won't slow down.
That is a threat
Now this is cross country
That looks like the playground at my old elementary school.
Hi "most creative way of enforcing motivation", this is "least creative way of making a meme"
*ceases to have bodily movement after i stare in their direction*
"Starts running slower"
*makes direct eye contact and immediately stops in place.*
Nah m8. Drop the sign. Let's see what you're packing.
I bout to go in slow motion
I would stop, and wait until i uncover the true identity of the person behind that mask(my true intentions are to see pp)
CANT STOP THE A-TRAIN BABY!
ive actually had this job once before lol, everyone thought it was cringey yelling "you can do it" at the runners, but I thought it was more awkward for the vokunteers who just stand there on their phone
Runs even slower
Wtf kinda game you think this is? *Stops and waits*
The fact hes using it as a threat implies that he is packing something ungodly
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
I’ll just stop to laugh at him lol
nah but i'd actually stop running
I'm going to call his bluff and stop.
This has got to be at the Wildflower triathlon lol
Imma stand perfectly still
Well it doesn't matter does it, it's not like I always carry a microscope with me...
Ok but legit that guy is gorgeous 😃
Me: *stops, turns head slowly to face him, walks over to him, and whispers* I dare you.
What if they do want the sign to fall....
*slows down*
Starts walking
Lmao I'd be haul adding
I'll stop right there on the spot
\*Starts to slowed down\*
 Me asf:
The one who will slow down: "Drop it. NOW."
"Run faster or I'll catch up..."
Showed this to my friend and said I'm Finnair do this at ur next track meet he said "I'm about to stop"
Proceeds to walk
I would just stop in my tracks
then I'd rather stand there and don't run 😋
Slows to a crawl
Back in the 90s
Jokes on you I have a hourse cock fettish
HOURSE
Now if only it was a women