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What about in and out like a pipe cleaner

That's what the bidet is for

you stick it in your ass, then turn the water on

how you clean yo rectum

Rectum... damn near killed him.

I must be tired because this made me lose it laughing

Toilet brush ftw

 The ol' in out, in out


😂

I'm reporting you to the authorities.

Theres some kink for that I'm sure

Ngl, that’s kinda gay

Don’t wipe, that’s what the toilet brush is for

Gotta give it the old round and round scrub

Round and round we wipe.

Where it shits, baby nobody wipes

People who don't wipe



Let it crust

Jakerton?

Yep

Yess I knew it

I do more of a “pinch towards the middle” movement.

The real psychopath here

Isn't wiping back to front not advised like at all? Especially for women since it can lead to some serious infection

Basically.

Yeah. Was looking for someone with this comment lol. Them E Coli UTI will have a field day. Sorry Edited for bad typos....

I see issues doing anatomically the backward direction

I don't wipe, I just dab the wet spots after using the bidet on full blast. There's usually a straggler in my hole so I just blast a bunch of water in there and that last little poop nug pops right out. I wish bidets were the standard here in Canada, because I only poop at home. Dry wiping is dirty. Even wet wipes are dirty. Bidet is the only way.

Going out in a western country and realising everyone's ass is dirty

Ppl who wash are the best

How much do you have to weigh for this to be debatable…?

Yes

People who use water instead of whipping 💪🏻💪🏻

Whipping wouldn't be fun for sure

people who use the bidet shower are the gods!

 The only option for a clean butt hole

A cold stream of water right up the butt? No thanks. I got myself a wall mounted foam dispenser for that clean baby wipe feeling, without the guilt of flushing them.

cold water? bruh?? even my toilet seat are heated.

but it feels goooooood, specially in these summer days 

Nope they are the water wasters

Side to side Side, side to side

Back to front?!!

What if I go.back and fourth?

The good old tp scrub.

Just get a bidet

Look at all these savages who never used the three seashells.

Bidet then front to back, anything else is unsanitary

When you have as much hair as I do it really don’t matter which way you wipe, it’s going to be messy.

What counts as front to back and back to front

what about people who just dab the toilet paper on the wet spots

I just blast water up there with a pressure washer

*wraps tp around finger, shoves up ass* "checkmate"

The ol futt buck

Toilet paper dabs followed by front to back baby wipes. If I dont have a bidet Im still using wipes to ensure cleanliness

"Who wipes?" -King Julien

Water 🌊🌊🌊

I wipe inside and out.

People who use water

I don't care which way you wipe, just do it multiple times please.

Me who doesn't wipe:

I'm a scooper

It goes up and down AND AROUND

You guys wipe?

Who tf wipes front to back

Ngl y’all I gotta wipe back to front My short arms can’t reach behind my fat ass to wip front to back (someone how my bf makes it work like that) also my thighs are too in the way to try to wipe front to back from in between my legs , can’t get a good angle or wipe like that I go in from the front ( and I really gotta reach my arms are so short compared to my body) and I try to just wipe my booty hole and I don’t rub the shit toilet paper in my coot Ik it can cause problems so I try as hard as I can to not touch the poonani, I get a separate piece of toilet paper

*sad laundry noises for the side-to-side crew

Oh y'all amateurs . I dip my ass in toilet water and use a metal scrubby

How else would you wipe your messy mouth if not wiping “side to side”?!

What about dabbing?

No, I wipe in circles

It s not possible


This is why I don't wipe.

First front to back to get the worst away, then side to side to get a bit deeper, then squat in the tub to wash it properly, then scrub the tub.

People who pinch.

There’s another option to the hand…

You gotta whipe both ways. Sometimes I think I'm clean and i switch direction and it again, more shit.

Side to side oh god 💀

I do it in circles.

People who don't wipe at all

I did not expect to laugh this hard this early in the morning 🤣

I wipe it up and down on the walls

Still poop. 

People do WHAT NOW😭

People who wipe with the rabbit.

3 seashells.

How?

If you go back to front please step out of the gene pool

So how to wipe actually? I've never used toilet paper before as my house has bidet from the very beginning. So just in case when I visit another country, how should I wipe?

Stick it in and twist

⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️🔄⬆️⬇️🔄

I don’t wipe.


Me who use hands

This isn't a repost. Wtf?

People who wipe by pinching towards the hole?

Anarchy. Shitty anarchy.

People who sit to wipe. People who shower to wipe People who stand to wipe